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Are We Supposed to Care that One Bob Replaced Another Bob as CEO of Disney?

Pop Divas vs. The Pandemic: Carly Rae Jepsen, Taylor Swift, and Rina Sawayama

I Haven’t Seen ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ Yet, but I Do Now Know What It Would Look Like With a Kitty in It

Why Does Ticketmaster Still Suck?

This 2001 BBC News Report on the New Trend of Mobile Phones Has Shaken Me To the Core

The USWNT Has Lost Three Straight Games For The First Time Since 1993

Don't Forget about the Fourth Wildest Story of the Week

In Praise of Quiet, Subtle Performances in Film

Pasting Musicians Into Performances They Weren't At Is the New Best Thing On the Internet

What's the Deal with Legal Challenges to Biden's Student Loan Forgiveness Plan?

Is It Time For The USWNT To Panic?

'Through the Fire and Flames' On 'Trombone Champ' is What I Imagine Going Mad is Like

Baltimore Prosecutors Have Officially Dropped the Murder Charge Against Adnan Syed

Here's An Easy Way To Fix That 'Mario' Movie

Chris Pratt's 'Mario' Imagined As a Real Video Game

The One Where My Dad's Son Got Cancer

Remember When Elton John Made a Flop Broadway Musical of The Vampire Chronicles?

Now This Is a Version of 'The Avengers' I'd Watch Again

Damn I Wish YouTube Had Been a Thing in 2002

Who Are the Other Two Suspects in the Adnan Syed Case?

Adnan Syed Has Been Released from Prison

Every Single Sentence of This Article is Worse Than the Last

Adnan Syed's Murder Conviction Is Likely to be Vacated After Two More Suspects Are Identified

Damn I Think I Like Pop Music Now?

The Honest Trailers for 'Nope' Descends Down Upon Us

How to Take Advantage of Biden's Student Loan Forgiveness If You Have Navient or Sallie Mae Consolidation Loans

Who the Hell Designed This Road?!

The Greatest Open Worlds In Video Games

I Bet You Can’t Guess Why You Know the Theme Song From an Eighties Hungarian TV Show

Two Retired Mobsters Discuss The Bodies Found In the Drying Lake Mead

DeShaun Watson Settles with the NFL, Still a Monster

Let's Talk About Holes: A French Chapter of 'Extinction Rebellion' Sabotaged a Wasteful Golf Court

The One Where My Son Got Cancer

Important New Album Reviews: 'Bronco' by Orville Peck; 'Dance Fever' by Florence And The Machine & 'Avec Les Yeux' by Fishbach

Could This Finally Solve the Mystery Of Me Not Liking Pearl Jam?!

The Best Damn Live Music Clip Of All Time: Iron Maiden Soaring With 'The Talisman' Live in 2011

Want a Better Life, Kids? Make Friends with the Rich Brats!

The NFL Doesn't Care About Women

'Bayesian Probability For Babies' (And Other Books You Can Sell To Anxious Professional Parents)

Review: 'The World's Worst Assistant' by Conan O'Brien's Assistant, Sona Movsesian

This Is Completely Fine: The Great Salt Lake is Currently One Third Of Its Usual Size

The Day's Most Divisive Topic: Why Do You Only Email the Moms?

The James Webb Telescope Provides Our Best Glimpse Yet Into the Past

RIP Lofi Hip-Hop Radio Girl (For Like Two Days)

Santa Monica Studio Delivers a Cinematic Trailer and Release Date for 'God of War Ragnarok'

The Pajiba June 2022 Book Recommendations Superpost!

How Long It Would Take to Walk 500 Miles, Plus How Long It Would Take to Walk 500 More?

The 'Reply All' Podcast Ends in a Thud

On Fatherhood and Fluffernutters

Amber Heard’s Story Is My Story

Philip Baker Hall, Legendary Character Actor, Has Died At 90

I Think I’m Done with True Crime For Now

Reviewing the New Soda-Infused Pepsi-Roni Pizza

In Honour of His 80th Birthday, We Take the Ultimate Poll: Which Harrison Ford is the Hottest Harrison Ford?

Fandom Was a Mistake

Pepsi-Roni Pizza Is A Thing That Is Happening

Why Are We So Obsessed With The Staircase Murder?

Foul-Mouthed George Carlin Mashed Up With Thomas the Tank Engine George Carlin Is a Work of Art

I Never Realised How Much One GIF Could Make You Miss Someone

CNN+, Tudum, and Screwing Over Writers: The Modern Media Cycle Continues

Ross From 'Friends' Really Did Become a Complete Sociopath

Keep The Private Data About Your Private Parts Private

The Best Damn Live Music Clip Of All Time: Metallica Absolutely Tearing Their Way Through 'Battery' in Seattle in 1989

What, Like You Didn't Need Some Golden Retrievers Looking After Some Ducklings Today?

This Version Of the 'Mortal Kombat' Theme Featuring Gilbert Gottfried Is Just What I Needed Today

Is This What Florida Is Like?

Okay But This Is Getting Kinda Scary Now

Your Daily Dose of Cuteness: A Baby Orangutan Getting a Bath

'Crash' by Charli XCX: Pop's Head Scientist Brings Us a Chaotic But Rich Album

The Timeless Masterpiece, Smash Mouth's 'All Star', Now Somehow Improved

Please Just Look At This Cat Cutting Onions Would You

Stephanie Beatriz's 'Twin Flames' Is Essentially 'Restraining Order: The Podcast'

There's Too Much Going On And It's Also Monday, So Here's Some Dogs Stopping Football Matches

Review: Heather Havrilesky's 'Wife Is Total B*tch' Memoir, 'Foreverland'

Stromae Gives Us The First Masterpiece Of the Pandemic With 'Multitude'

The Only Right Way To Respond To Seeing A Dog For the First Time

Cola Out Of Space: The Coca-Cola Starlight Taste Test

The 'It's Always Sunny' Podcast Is So Damn Good It Threatens to Overshadow the Show

The Engrossing 'Wild Boys' Podcast Takes On Grifters of a Whole Different Stripe

Important, Very Important: What If System Of A Down Wrote 'Scatman'

13 Celebs You Might Genuinely Be Surprised to Learn are Newly Eligible for AARP Memberships

We Don't Need Comedians Anymore. This AI Bot Is Way Funnnier

The Best Damn Live Music Clip Of All Time: Beastie Boys Performing 'Sabotage' Live On Letterman

Three February Must Reads and One Overhyped Novel

Okay, Now THIS 'Titanic' I Would Watch

All These NFTs Are So Effing Ugly and That’s Kind of the Point

The Most Cathartic Scream Of All Time

Today's 'The Wolf Among Us 2' Livestream Gives a Look at Telltale's Newest Choose-Your-Own Adventure

I'm Sorry, I Didn't Realise Sometimes Life Could Literally Be a Cartoon

Serial's New Podcast 'The Trojan Horse Affair' Is Very, Very Good

Bill Belichick Texted the Wrong Coach; Now Brian Flores Is Suing the NFL for Racial Discrimination

Microsoft and Sony Continue Acquiring Game Developers

Okay but Have You Ever Seen an Orangutan Rocking a Pair of Sunglasses

Bullet Points (Podcast Edition): 'Serial,' 'Radiolab,' and 'My Favorite Murder'

This Is Either Exhausting, Genius, or Both

How Is an Artist Supposed to Make Money When Even the Super Bowl Halftime Show is Paying in Exposure?

Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Eliminated in Wild NFL Playoff Weekend

'Horizon: Forbidden West' Has a Release Date and Story Trailer

The Gutting of the A.V. Club is an Embarrassment to the Industry and a Horrible Sign of its Future

I Thought I Could Play Guitar. Never Mind.

Behold the Sheer, Unstoppable Power of AC/DC

Horse Kicks Tree, Farts on Dog, and Then Runs Away

Nita Prose's 'The Maid' Is a Stunning and Cozy Debut Novel

Ever Seen a Cat Have an Existential Crisis?

Joyce Carol Oates Seems to Forget That Norman Mailer Stabbed his Wife

'Elon Musk on the Bernie Sanders Show': Now THIS is How You Should Interview Billionaires

It's Been Five Years Without George Michael

I Don't Think There's Anything I Would Be Less Likely To Do Voluntarily Than This

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: The Exquisite Katja Herbers

You've Got To Hand It To Cats

The Best Damn Music Video Of All Time: 'You Give Love A Bad Name' By Bon Jovi

‘Couples Goals’ Is an Overused Phrase. But Honestly, This Is as 'Couples Goals' as It Gets

The Latest in the Trials Against Jussie Smollett, Ghislaine Maxwell, and Elizabeth Holmes

Goddamn, Chris Cornell

De-Vaccination Is Not A Thing, People

Let Us Give Thanks For Adorable Animals

Sweet Cat Asks For Kisses and That's It, That's the Post

The 'Endless Thread' Podcast Series on Memes Is Endlessly Fascinating

And This Is Why You Don't Parkour On Rooftops

Is This Giga Dorm Room Planned by UC Santa Barbara and a Billionaire a Vision of the Future?

Industry News and Trailer Round Up: We're Heading Back To Tatooine

Maybe Don't Mess With Mosquitoes' Genetics and Just Invest in Fighting the Diseases, M'Kay?

Okay But Have You Ever Seen a Dog Digging An Irrigation Ditch?

The Armorer on the Set of 'Rust' Also Nearly Blew Nicolas Cage's '#!$ing Eardrums Out'

Why Does So Much of Our Future Depend on Old People With a Very Local Mentality

Halyna Hutchins, Cinematographer For Alec Baldwin's New Film, Shot And Killed On Set By Prop Gun

After Six Years, 'Undertale' Is Still One of the Greatest Games Ever Made

One Second Of Screaming From Every Episode Of 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' Is True Beauty

You've Never Heard Van Halen's 'Jump' Sound Quite Like This (And That's a Shame?!)

OK, Not Every NFL Coach Is a Total Garbage Person

There Are Two Kinds of People: Those Who Get To the Airport Two Hours Before Their Flight or More, and Those Who Are Wrong

iHeartRadio Podcast Awards Nominations Are Here to Push All Your FOMO Buttons

Tom Cruise Is Weird Enough Without A Deep Fake Thankyouverymuch

I Haven't Seen It, But Dear God, Is THIS What 'Quantum of Solace' Is Like?

The 'Scream House' is Now for Rent on Airbnb as a Halloween Treat

Bond Week: If You Want Great James Bond Stories, Find Them in the Comics by Dynamite

Find Some Joy In the Architectural Failure of This Luxury Skyscraper in Manhattan

The (Possible) IATSE Strike Explained

'Solar Power' Review: Can We Let Lorde Just Be Great?

Gabriele Galimberti Portrays the Emptiness of US Gun Culture in The Ameriguns.

Quite Simply the Most Epic Troll Job I Have Ever Seen

A Look Back At 'The Blueprint' By Beyoncé's Husband In Honor Of Its 20th Anniversary

Who would win: A Bishop’s Celibacy Vows or an Erotica Writer. Let’s Find Out!

Yes, I Read the Monster Romance with the Minotaur Milking Farm

Who Had the Brilliant Idea of Opening School Board Meetings Up to the Public?

My Name is Giovanni Giorgio: Silly YouTube Memes Still Exist

The Pajiba August 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!

Was This the Best Music Year of All Time?

The Greatest Stage Entrance Of All Time

Spanish Bullfighters Somehow Managed to Make Bulls Racist and Sexist

'Nevermind' Baby Sues Nirvana for, uh, Child Sexual Exploitation

I’m Sorry but I Just Can’t Get Over This Mum Cat Introducing Her Dog Friend to Her Kitten

Corto Maltese Is a Comic Book Masterpiece and Shouldn’t Be Known as Just a 'The Suicide Squad' Reference

Romance Writers of America Rescind Award for Novel Criticized for Racist Handling of History

Stream this Streamer or Nah: Nestflix is Like a 'Twilight Zone' of Content

Baseball for the Nostalgic: MLB at the 'Field of Dreams'

I Just Read This Book About a Housewife Who Has Sex With a Hot Frogman and Now I Have To Tell You All About It

An Assortment of Good Environmental News, Because After the IPCC's Report, It'll Do

The Great Bird Bamboozle: Birds Aren't Real And Finding Truth on the Internet

Messi and Barcelona Are Over and It's Already the Saddest Celebrity Breakup of the Year

Review: ‘The Suicide Squad’ is James Gunn’s Frenetic, Ultraviolent Love Letter to the Losers of Supervillainy

The Pajiba July 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!

The Romance Writers of America Falls Under Fire for Awarding Book with Genocidal Hero

Chonkerwar: The Great South Pacific, Passive-Aggressive Sea Lion Insurgency

This One Tweet Sums Up Everything That's Wrong With the Film Industry

The World Burns, and We Can't Put It Out

Review: Robert De Niro And Zach Braff Team Up For The Bumbling 'The Comeback Trail'

Is the Video Game Industry Truly Rotten to the Core?

Olympic Officials Fired After Heinous Past Transgressions Surface

Marc Maron Makes a Delightful Dig at Joe Rogan (and Austin's) Expense

Norwegian Women's Beach Handball Team Fined For Wearing Shorts Instead of Bikinis

Are These Opulent Eats Worth Breaking The Bank?

Space Cowboy And The Rocketeers Head To 'Space' This Morning

The Shipping Container Shortage is Fascinating, And Also Screwing Us

How Long Can the Newsletter Boom Last Before the Bubble Bursts?

The Only TikTok You Should Click On When Every Fiber of Your Being Is Telling You Not To

Review: Netflix’s ‘Sophie: A Murder in West Cork’ Examines One of Ireland’s Most Brutal Unsolved Crimes

Richard Donner, Legendary Director Who Made Us Believe A Man Can Fly, Dies At 91

Review: ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ the Book Somehow Makes the Film Way Less Interesting

Stupid Sports Jerks Making Dumb Decisions

The Pajiba June 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!

The Podcast Bubble Has Not Burst Yet, as Amazon Shells out $80m for 'Smartless'

25 Years Ago, the Animorphs Saga Began and Changed the Face of Children's Fiction

Everything I Love Turns 30 This Year

Now On Netflix: Iliza Shlesinger’s Rom-Com ‘Good on Paper’ Delivers Charm And Serious Red Flags

Honest Trailers Takes on the original 'The Fast and the Furious'

Two Entirely Unrelated News Stories About Fish

The TxLips Cover 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and It Is Perfect

The Best Damn Music Video of All Time: 'Jump' by Van Halen

'Reply All' Is Back ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Now On Netflix: Want to see a Russian ‘Titanic’ on Ice? ‘Silver Skates’ Has Got You Covered

Now on Netflix: ‘Wish Dragon’ Combines ‘Aladdin’ with Modern Day China and the Class Gap

Poll: 'When You Say 'Next Weekend', What Do You Mean?'

Balenciaga Crocs Stilettos Are a Thing and I No Longer Fear Death

An Absolute Masterpiece of Visual Comedy

'The Plot' by Jean Hanff Korelitz Is the Rut-Busting Novel of the Year

Review: 'Anne Boleyn', Starring Jodie Turner-Smith, Brings a Modern Touch to an Oft-Misunderstood Historical Figure

I Am Truly Speechless

The Pajiba May 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!

The 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre that No One Remembered

Honest Trailers Takes on the DC Extended Universe

Artist and Author Eric Carle Dies at 91

A Scientific Taxonomic Comparison Between Pedro Pascal and Chilean Maritime Fauna

Now THIS is How You Prank People

'Horizon: Forbidden West' Gameplay Reveal Coming Tomorrow

Would You Eat A Cicada Taco? Because You Could

More Proof That Life Is, Apparently, Sometimes a Disney Film

Betting on Netflix Roulette

Making Eye Contact With a Grey Whale is One Hell of an Uncanny Experience

UFO Sightings Get the '60 Minutes' Treatment

Now on Netflix: ‘The Woman in the Window’ Tries to Turn a Trashy Pot-Boiler into a Glossy Prestige Drama

Review: Ryan Murphy Once Again Goes for Style Over Substance with Netflix’s ‘Halston’

Review: Rainer Werner Fassbinder Biopic ‘Enfant Terrible’ Tries to Make Sense of an Infamous Filmmaker Who Defied Belief

Called It!

What Broadway Shows Are Reopening This Fall?

Come Get Vaccinated at Dracula's Castle! It's Definitely Not a Trap Set by Hungry Vampires...

‘Sons of Sam’ is Yet Another Example of Netflix’s True Crime Problem

Another Thing We Broke In The Pandemic

Review: Billy Crystal and Tiffany Haddish Team Up for the Middling Buddy Dramedy ‘Here Today’

Convicted Murderer Derek Chauvin Files Appeal

The Pajiba April 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!

Review: Glenn Close and Mila Kunis Face Off In The Addiction Drama 'Four Good Days'

It's Always the Ones You Most Suspect

Michael Collins, Apollo 11 Command Module Pilot, dies at 90

The 12 Worst Insults to Food on the Internet Today

The Cicadas Are Coming

Ever Wanted to See a Sloth Casually Dismiss an Anaconda?

Oh Gee, Who Would Have Thought That Publishing a Book by Breonna Taylor's Killer Would Be a Bad Idea?!

Though It's Not a Competition, Steve-O Has Nevertheless Won 'Hot Ones'

Despite New 'Bombshell' Evidence, Steven Avery Still Guilty as Hell

Review: ‘Thunder Force’ Makes Superheroes Out of Melissa McCarthy and Octavia Spencer

The Pajiba March 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!

Poll: Which Way Do You Put Your Phone Into Your Pocket? The Right Way or the Bonkers Way?

Can We Ever Redeem The Redemption Arc?

F**k You, 'Six Days in Fallujah'

Jessica Walter, Legend, Has Died at the Age of 80

Krispy Kreme Is Giving Away Donuts for Vaccinated People! What Could Go Wrong?

OK, Who Had 'Toilet-Invading Iguanas Get Banned From Florida' On Their 2021 Bingo Card?

Now On Netflix: True Crime Documentary ‘Operation Varsity Blues’ Breaks Down the College Admissions Scandal

Someone Paid $69 Million for a Piece of Digital Art: Here’s Why That Matters

Comparing Daisy Ridley And Tom Holland's 'Chaos Walking' To Patrick Ness's Celebrated YA Novel

'Mystery Show' Host Starlee Kine Tried to Tell Us About Gimlet Media

Would You Pay $6.6 Million for a Ten-Second Clip of a Naked Donald Trump Cartoon? Well, Somebody Did.

The Search for Ambiance During Lockdown

The Pajiba February 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!

Somehow This Feels Like A Loss

Review: ‘The Father’ is a Brilliant Drama That Will Devastate You in Every Possible Way

Now on Netflix: Cruel Thriller 'I Care a Lot' Gives Rosamund Pike and Peter Dinklage Something To Sink Their Teeth Into

So, You Want To Read a Romance Novel For the First Time This Valentine’s Day? Here’s Our Genre Primer

Review: 'The Map of Tiny Perfect Things' Brings Whimsy To Time Loop Romance, And Yet...

Review: ‘Little Fish’ Is an Aching Romantic Drama with a Pandemic Twist That Hits Too Close to Home

The Pajiba January 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!

Just Some Facts That Will Make You Realise That Time Doesn't Make Sense Anymore

Review: Netflix’s ‘Finding ‘Ohana’ is a Delightfully 21st Century ‘Goonies’-Style Adventure

Every White Male Comedian's Podcast

The Tokyo Olympics Are Definitely Probably But Maybe Not Still Going Forward This Summer

Open Thread for Parents of School-Aged Children

Some College Kids Covered the Entirety of 'Dark Side of the Moon' and it is Mindblowing

Capitol Hill, Hilaria Baldwin & The Dangerous Legacy Of American Exceptionalism

In Gayle King Interview, Newly Arrested SoHo Karen, Miya Ponsetto, Makes Things So Much Worse

The New York Times Says Albums Would Be Better Without the 'Weaker Tracks'. Sacrilege!

The Best Books of 2020

'Forced Seduction': The Trope of Non-Consensual Romantic Fiction

TikTok Helped Solve A 19-Year-Old Missing Persons Case

The Most Anticipated Books of 2021

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Greg Davies

What Sony Pulling 'Cyberpunk 2077' From the PlayStation Store Says About the Modern Video Game Industry

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Jonathan Majors

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Masks

GOOD NEWS: Working On Your Night Cheese (And Wine) Is Good For You, So Says Science

6 Thoughts On 'Cyberpunk 2077' After Playing For 25 Hours

Pop Culture Pet Peeves 2020: Return of The Pajiba (Sh)It List

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: The Exquisite Soledad O'Brien

Bad Sex in Fiction Award Canceled Because the World was Exposed to 'Too Many Bad Things in 2020'

Roald Dahl's Family Apologizes for the Author's Antisemitism But Is It Enough?

In Theaters: Would Being Drunk All the Time Make You Happier? Mads Mikkelsen Finds Out in ‘Another Round’

Review: Can Jillian Bell's 'Godmothered' Compare To The Whimsy and Magic of 'Enchanted'?

Fact: There's Only One Oreo Flavor That's Worth a Damn

What'd We Say About Sex Parties During a Pandemic, Huh?

Suck It, Nature: Humans Can Now Go Back To Ruining Mount Everest as Nepal Reopens the Mountain For Climbers

Those Moderna (ModeRNA? Get It!) Numbers Out this Morning Are Outstanding

Review: Jeez, ‘Stardust,’ What Did David Bowie Do To You To Deserve a Biopic This Lackluster?

Review: What Hulu’s Thriller ‘Run’ Lacks in Psychological Depth, It Makes Up For With Tension and a Star-Making Lead Performance

#DisneyMustPay: Disney Under Fire After Denying Royalties to Writer Alan Dean Foster

How Do We Feel About The Dunkin' Fashion Line?

'Selena' Producer is After the Money, Suing the Late Singer's Family Over Netflix Series

"Is That Trump?": Twitter Reacts As Another Amateur Spanish Art Restorer Claims a Victim

Reading is Fundamental: Some Thoughts on Some Books I’ve Read Lately

The Weird History and Allure of the Sexy Halloween Costume

2020 Just Gave New Yorkers A Brand New Nightmare Scenario

Review: ‘Radium Girls’ Dramatizes a Tragic True Story of Workplace Violations, Misogyny, and the End of the Radiation Craze

Yes, There Are Now Coronavirus Romance Novels

A Latinx Yearbook: Parte Uno

Review: Robert De Niro and a Vaguely Evil Child Battle in 'The War with Grandpa'

Which Unsolved True Crime Stories Are You Most Obsessed With?

The UK Women's Prize For Fiction Faces Criticism For Rules That Exclude Non-Binary Writers

In Praise of Binging with Babish, the Best Cooking Show on the Internet

Say Goodbye to Harry Potter: Why Death of the Author Does Not Work for J.K. Rowling

Open Thread: Show Us Your Pets!

Review: Coming-Of-Age Drama ‘Summer of 85’ Brings First Love and Death to the French Seaside

TIFF Review: HBO’s ‘The Third Day’ May Have Enough Stylistic Flair to Overcome a Very Familiar Premise

#RIPJKRowling Trends Worldwide As The Author's Latest Book is Slammed for Transphobia

TIFF Review: Viggo Mortensen’s Directorial Debut ‘Falling’ Is Too Enamored With Noble Suffering

It’s Time To Kill Off the Myth of the Wealthy Writer

Review: 'Love, Guaranteed' is a Sweet Rom-Com Reminder of How Much We've Missed Rachael Leigh Cook

Would You Eat This PBJ Sandwich? Because I Am Outraged

The World Reacts to the Devastating Loss of Chadwick Boseman

Republicans Aren't The Ones Who Should Be Afraid

Your Comprehensive Pajiba Sportsball Roundup For Sportsies And Non-Sportsies Alike

Words You Didn't Realize Until Late In Life You Were Misusing or Mispronouncing

Watch Out, Stephenie Meyer Says She Has Ideas for Two More 'Twilight' Books

'Why Do I Keep Getting Trump Ads On Your Site?'

Book Review: Sorry, Royal Watchers, But ‘Finding Freedom’ Is Nowhere Near As Juicy As You Want It To Be

Comic Creators Dismayed Over Reported DC Layoffs

Rest in Noise, Martin Birch, the One Person More Than Any Other Responsible For My Music Taste

DC Comics Reveals Epic Guest List for FanDome Event

Hasbro Is Pulling Troll Dolls From Stores Over Grooming Allegations

Former Pro Wrestler Marty Jannetty Confesses to Murder on Facebook

Books! Some Thoughts on Things I’ve Been Reading Lately

Arnold Schwarzenegger Deepfaked into Every Role in 'The Office'

Book Review: ‘Seven Devils’ by Laura Lam and Elizabeth May is a Fun Rag-Tag Sci-Fi Rebel Adventure… In SPACE!

‘You Must Remember This’, Polly Platt, and the Need To Rewrite the Rules of Film

Harrison, Arkansas Really Is the Most Racist Town in America

Comic-Con Panels Will Never be the Same

Food Wars: 'Who Cooks Rice Like This?!' Uh, About That…

Author Mark Dawson Brags About Buying His Way Onto the Bestseller Lists, Right Before It's Revoked

A Brief Status Update on Where We Stand on a Covid-19 Vaccine

Book Review: Lindsay Ellis Brings Aliens to the Near Past in Her Sci-Fi Debut ‘Axiom’s End’

Watch Two Dudebros Try To Solve the Problem of Americans Not Wearing Masks

How Much Exactly is a Billion Dollars?

How Comfortable Is Our Comfort Food, Really?

Ever See a Cat Lock a Giant Dog into a Cage?

Review: Pushing the Medium To Its Limits, 'The Last Of Us Part II' Grapples with Empathy and Grief, and Might Just Be the Best Game I've Ever Played

When COVID Hits Too Close To Home

The Broadway Community and Beyond Grieve the Passing of Nick Cordero

Podcast Review: Boom/Bust: The Rise and Fall of HQ Trivia

Some Books By Trans and Non-Binary Authors That You Can Buy Right Now!

Chinese Scientists Identify New Strain of Flu With 'Pandemic Potential', Because 2020 Shows No Mercy

Don’t Fall for the Impossible Promise of DNA Ancestry Kits

#BlackoutBestsellerList: Some Books To Buy This Week to Support Black Publishing Power

A Cover You Didn't Know You Needed: Radiohead's 'Creep' Re-Imagined As a Medieval Ballad

So Much Grief

Step Number One: Fix the Goddamn Police Unions

In Defense of Trashy Things

When the Lake of the Ozarks and 'Ozark' Meet in a Pandemic Fueled Nightmare

Review: 'Son of a Hitman,' the Podcast about Woody Harrelson's Father

Lockdown Reading: Books That Have Helped Me To Survive Quarantine

On the WTF Podcast, Marc Maron's Lovely, Heartbreaking, Messy, and Raw Tribute to Lynn Shelton

Director Lynn Shelton Dies at 54

Fred Willard Has Died at the Age of 86

Sing-Along-A-Lockdown: Why Not Enjoy Some Quarantunes?

Yes, Quarantine Romance Novels Are Already a Thing

S*it Sucks Right Now, so Let’s Wallow for a Bit, OK?

Real Heroes Wear Lab Coats: The Latest on the Science Side of Things

Brace Yourselves, Twi-Hards: Stephenie Meyer is Finally Releasing 'Midnight Sun'

I'm Not Okay

Dr. Anthony Fauci Offers a Glimmer of Hope After Results in Remdesivir Clinical Trial

The Best Part of Living Alone Right Now? Not Having to Hear Anyone Eat

In Images: What Re-Opening Looks Like Around the World

Social Distancing Works! But It's Much Easier in Some Places Than Others

The Latest Scientific Findings: Antibody Tests, Vaccines, Plus a Smoking Study out of France

Why ‘The Phantom of the Opera’ Remains My Most Beloved Pop Culture Trash

Lululemon Apologizes After Art Director Shares Racist 'Bat Fried Rice' Design on Social Media

TV Reporter Offers Hair Cutting Tips During an Inadvertently NSFW Local News Segment

Serological Testing in Los Angeles Confirms Santa Clara Study, But Not Without Controversy

A Flood of New Coronavirus Data Sends Some Very Mixed Messages

Video Game Aesthetics Have Come A Long, Long Way

We Remain, as Always, Cautiously Optimistic, But At Least There's a Rare Cause for Optimism Today

Book Review: ‘Hidden Valley Road’ Reveals the True Story of a Family Plagued by Schizophrenia

Here is One Seriously Encouraging Covid-19 Statistic Out of New York City Hospitals

How Are Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, Mole People and Time Travelers Handling the Shut Down?

Hey, What Are You Watching Right Now?

What is the Actual Science Behind Hydroxychloroquine?

Big Books To Challenge Yourself With During Quarantine

The Animated Version of that 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' Alternative Trevorrow Script is Already Better Than the Movie We Got

Do Migraines Mean I’m Turning Into a Vampire?!

Clear Evidence of Why Thor Would Wipe the Floor with Every Other Superhero

Pandemic Productivity: The Strange Pressure to be Publicly Busy During Self-Isolation

What Exactly is 'Animal Crossing: New Horizons' and Why is it the Perfect Game for Neoliberalism-Scarred Millennials

Book Review: Greg Jenner’s ‘Dead Famous’ Offers a Joyous Ride Through the History of Celebrity

Turkish Shopkeeper Reviving a Puppy is the Act of Kindness I Needed Today

Of Course Woody Allen's Memoir Has Been Picked Up By Another Publisher

How Are You Coping With Social Distancing and a 'Stay at Home' Order (If You Have One?)

Let’s Pour One Out For The Eurovision 2020 Songs We Won’t Get To See Performed Because of the Dang Pandemic!

A Fun Postscript to the Year's Best Podcast Episode

Hatred of Tom Brady Offers a Sliver of Normalcy in a Time of Sky-High Anxiety

Advice On How to Work from Home From a Lifelong Expert on Working From Home

Even Mount Everest Is Closing Because of Coronavirus

Book Review: With 'Legendary Children', Tom and Lorenzo Offer a Brief History of Queer Culture Through the Lens of 'RuPaul's Drag Race'

No, Hachette Cancelling Woody Allen’s Book is Not Censorship

With a 'Beauty and the Beast' Prequel in the Works, Disney+ Has an Original Programming Problem

#LittleBrownWalkout UPDATE: Hachette Announce That They Will No Longer Publish Woody Allen's Memoir

As Musical Mashups Go It Really Doesn't Get Much Better Than This

Ronan Farrow's Publisher Is Publishing Woody Allen's Memoir And Didn't Even Tell Him

Today in 'Who Asked For This' News: Woody Allen to Release His Memoir in April

UPDATED: Did Bernie Sanders Get Flavor Flav Fired From Public Enemy?

Competitive Battle Juggling is a Real Thing and it's Glorious

Oh Hi, My My Actual, Literal Nightmare, Nice To Meet You in Real Life

Rejoice! Lady Gaga Announces the Release Date of Her New Single

In a Shocking and Abrupt Move, Disney's Bob Iger Will Step Down as CEO

Put ‘Ed’ (That Tom Cavanagh and Julie Bowen Show) on Peacock You Cowards!

Please Would You Look at this Cat Flomp-Jumping Over a Fence

Watch: 'Marriage Story' Script Vs. Scene

Happy Valentine’s Day! Read Some Romance Novels!

No Comment: Joe Rogan Interviews Joe Rogan

Entire Romance Writers of America Board Resigns Following Racism Row

Watch: Dennis Reynolds From 'It's Always Sunny' is the Only 'Joker' We Need

Share the Sidewalk, Karen—Let’s Talk About Walkway Etiquette

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Come For the Queen at Your Peril: Nora Roberts Sues Plagiarist Romance Author

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Update On Ed Buck And The Second Dead Black Man Found In His Apartment

The One Unforgivable Crime Of Squirrels

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And Now, For No Reason Whatsoever, the Russian Slapping Competition

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Jordan Peterson Finally Does The Thing

Sean Hannity Doesn't Notice a Bug Crawling Over His Neck

Forty-Nine Are Dead After a Mass Shooting on Two Mosques on a Dark Day in New Zealand

There is Simply No Way You Can Convince Me That This Isn't Just a Man In An Eagle Suit

‘Lolita’ is the New Right-Wing Culture War Talking Point but None of Them Seem to Have Read It

Metalheads With Kazoos Disrupt Westboro Baptist Church 'Protest'

Why Yes, Tucker Carlson, I am Primitive

The Real Reason Meghan Markle Keeps Losing Royal Aides

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Do We Really Have To Explain Why Pirating Books Is a Bad Thing?

Arrested For WHAT?: Don't Dip Your Balls In Other People's Salsa

Redditor Captures Spectacularly Terrifying Storm From His Plane Window

What Outdated Pop Culture Reference Do You Still Make Frequently?

Someone Give This Man a Goddamn Medal

What Weird Standard Do You Judge People By?

The Most Important, Devastating News Story That Nobody Is Talking About

This In-Plane Footage of Strong Turbulence is Actual Nightmare Fuel

What the F*ck Is Going on with Youtube?

Casting Call For The Angel And Devil On Your Shoulder

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Romance Author Cristiane Serruya Revealed to be Serial Plagiarist

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Book Review: ‘My Sister, the Serial Killer’ Balances Dark Humor With Murder and Family Drama

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Just Buzz Aldrin Punching a Guy Who Said He Didn't Walk On the Moon in the Face

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Who the Hell Needs the Marvel Cinematic Universe When Superheroes Already Dance Among Us

Just a Cat Introducing Its Kittens To An Old Friend

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This Bird Laughs Like a Supervillain. That's It. That's the Post.

Author Kathleen Hale, Who Stalked Goodreads Reviewer, To Release New Essay Collection Called ‘Kathleen Hale is a Crazy Stalker’

What I Learned from the Internet Over the Holidays: Be Nice To Your Cable Guy and Package Delivery Person

Australia Is At It Again (Though America Won't Let Go Without a Fight)

Because Maybe Next Year Won't Suck: Here's What The Overlords Are Looking Forward To In 2019

'Cane Toads Ride Massive Python' is a Story With the Most Horrifying Twist of 2018

The Most Anticipated Books of 2019

I Didn't Think it Was Possible To Cover Pink Floyd This Well

McDonald's Refuses To Accept Weed As Payment, Dashing Hopes Of Stoners Everywhere

Elon Musk in 'Interstellar' Improves Both Things

Who Needs People When You Can Take Your Dog to the Movies?

Animal Shelter Performs Magic For Dogs to Help Them Find a Home

What Are the Best Books You’ve Read This Year?

Okay So Being a Woman is a Literal Minefield

This Girl Just Delivered the Most Powerful Speech Of 2018

Just Some of the Best GIFs of 2018

Anti-Gift Guide: Is This Game Made For Trump's America Or What?

Andy Serkis Plays Gollum As Theresa May in a Clip That is Insulting. To Gollum.

Wanna See A Chill Seal With An Eel Up Its Nose? Sure You Do.

That Was This Year?! What News Stories Did You Totally Forget Happened in 2018?

These Brothers Arguing Over a Hot Dog is the Most Compelling Courtroom Drama Of the Century

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: If You Think You've Got A Stalker, You're Probably Right

I Know We Don't Like Indie Bro Covers But This Indie Bro Cover of Cher's 'Believe' is Pure Dynamite

Cross Your Legs and Think of Good Books: The Bad Sex in Fiction Nominees Are Here!

Lies, Cover-Ups, and Institutional Racism: Watch NYT Cops Planting Drugs In Suspect's Car

First Time Hang Glider Hangs On For Dear Life

I Love Whales

How I, As a European, Imagine Every Thanksgiving

Book Review: Karina Longworth Explores Howard Hughes’s Hollywood in ‘Seduction’

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You Have To See This Insane Helicopter Rescue During the California Wildfire

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I'm Never Going Near the Ocean Again

Would You Pay $90 Million For This Painting?

What Are Your Favourite Pop Culture Comebacks?

Are We Living In 'The Good Place?' Plus, Just Let Batman Witness The Birth Of Jesus!

The Joys of Watching Other People Play Video Games

Angry Father Confronts Cashier Who Mocked His 12-Year-Old Daughter Buying Her First Pads

What Does Queen Elizabeth's Salad Slug Have To Do With Me? Possibly Everything

Okay But What If a Child Plucked Your Knee Hairs On a Plane

These Two Eagles Arguing Over How To Build a Nest is Every Couple Ever

Notorious RBG Hospitalized After Cracking Three Ribs

Questionable Fashion UPDATE: Was Ezra Miller The Original Owner Of My Shark Hoodie?

Election Night Open Thread

Ink Cartridges Are Such a Scam

What Pop Culture Helps You With Your Anxieties?

Donald Trump As Winifred in 'Hocus Pocus' is An Unpleasant Experience

Can You Guess Who is Having a Chat Here?

What an Absolute T**t

The Vatican Made a Catholic 'Pokémon Go' Because That's The Church's Problem, Not Enough Apps

Wombat Butts Are Basically Magic

Oh Thank Godtopus They're Not Americans

Elementary School Kids Surprise Custodian With Appreciation Party and Honestly It's the Most Heartwarming Thing

New Low For 2018: You Can Now Hire A Sex Doll That Looks Like Anyone You Want (Even Your Dead Wife)

Kleenex 'Mansize' Tissues In Trouble, Despite Jerking Off Being A Thing

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Today is National Boss’ Day, So Here’s The Top 5 Worst Pop Culture Ones I Can Think Of

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This Picture Contains All the Evils of the World

Obvious Life Hacks: Did You Know You Can Fry Bread To Make Toast, And Other Things That Are Not News

Transatlantic Texting: The Kissing Conundrum

People Like This Are Allowed to Buy Guns, America

'Siri, I'm Getting Pulled Over.' The App That Records The Police For You

Plane Etiquette: To Talk or Not to Talk

The Most Potent Combination of 'Yes Please!' and 'Hell No!'

I'm Sure Kelly Ripa Hated 'A Simple Favor', Here's Why

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Questionable Fashion: There's More Wrong With Jared Leto's Band's Merch Than Just That One Model Salary Hoodie

The Difference Between the US and UK Summarised in One GIF?

Huh. Turns Out We Kind of Do Want to See a 'Stan & Ollie' Movie

These Girls Take Absolutely No Prisoners

This Dude is the King of Bad Takes

Choose Your Own Apocalypse: Bye Bye Sperm, Or Bugs Gone Wild?

There Were No Ads Featuring Asians In This McDonald's. So These Guys Smuggled a Poster In

I've Been Laughing At This For The Last Half Hour

The Shackled Mystery Woman In Texas Is Safe

What's Your 'Wire Hangers' Trigger for Your Home?

If You Thought You Knew What the Scariest Thing in the World Was, You Were Wrong

Riverdale Cast Anthony Michael Hall in Their Breakfast Club Tribute. Here’s Who Else Needs to Drop by This Season

“My Castle’s On Fire!” A Gaming Newbie Barely Survives Her First Week In 'Game Of Thrones: Conquest'

University Study Finds America's Most Sexist State

The Pumpkin Spice Season Scourge is Upon Us

Finding a Home on the Other Side of the World

PSA: Kindly Shut the F**k Up When You’re at the Gym

I Have Never Been So Damn Confused. Yet Also Impressed.

If You Think Islamophobia Isn't a Form of Racism, I've Got News For You: You Might Be Racist

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: If Having A Baby Doesn't Scare The Sh*t Out Of You, You're Doing It Wrong

TIL: Bent Dick Disease Is a Real Thing, and Bill Clinton Allegedly Suffers From It

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: It's Not The End Of The World. It Just Really F*cking Feels Like It

Songs That Would Make Better TV Shows Than "Hey There Delilah"

A Cool Breeze On an Oppressive Summer Day

What Was Your Favorite Soundtrack Growing Up?

What Would You Do If Your Child Was a Sociopath?

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Review: ‘This Had Oscar Buzz’ Is the Podcast That Will Get You Through Awards Season

Food Porn: We Have Hit Peak White Nonsense

Convicted Rapist Brock Turner Seeks Appeal Because 'Outercourse'

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Shut Up About Your F**king Diet

Enduring The Heatwave: Realising That Summer Kind Of Sucks

God Bless This Editor

Forbes Pulls Anti-Library Article After Social Media Goes Apesh*t

Briefly, on Beck Dorey-Stein's White House Memoir, 'From the Corner of the Oval'

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Leslie Knope Is Real, And She's The President Of Croatia

What Is the 2018 Song of the Summer?

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Elon Musk Is Kind Of A Dick

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Just Get Your Own F*cking Facebook Account

Is Today's Match of Belgium vs France The Real World Cup Final?

What's Your Favorite Old People Food?

Little Things You Can Do To Make the World a Little Brighter

Your Weekly Roundup of Uplifting News

Breaking Down The 2018 World Cup Quarterfinals

Nigel Farage is Upset London is Planning to Greet Donald Trump With Giant 'Toddler Trump' Balloon

A Very Animated Pajiba 10: Because Who Says Only Real People Are Sexy?

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Is My Ex F*cking With My Sanity, Or Is This Just A Coincidence?

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: O-T Fagbenle

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I Just... I'm Not Sure I Should Be Laughing At This So Much

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Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: When White Guilt Gets In The Way Of A Good Vacation

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Garret Dillahunt

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Piers Morgan Tries to Embarrass Someone on Live Television, Ends Up Embarrassing His Own Stupid Self With His Stupid Mouth and Stupid Face

Eels Getting High On Cocaine Is Serious, So Stop Laughing

Tower Bulb Changing is a Job For NO NO NO DEAR GOD WHY?!

The World Cup is Awful But I Still Love It

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Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Sorry Kiddo, But Emotional Stability Is A Whole Process And It Never F*cking Ends

The 9 Stages Of a Day in the Office Without Air-conditioning

Longtime NFL Sideline Reporter, Ed Werder, In His Own Damning Words

World Cup 2018: Day Two

London Train Driver Stops His Train To Honour Victims of Grenfell Tower

Snap Reaction To The 5-0 Extirpation Of KSA By Russia In The Opening Match Of The World Cup

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Let Us Touch You In Your Feelings

Is This America?

Nature's Nightmares: Snake Bites, Squid Sperm, And P*ssed Off Peacocks

The Bandwagon Guide to Going #ALLCAPS for the Stanley Cup Final

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: On Writing, Not Writing, Wanting To Write, And All The Places In Between

Subscription Addiction: Trunk Club

What's The Best Kind of Cheese?

Ranking The Best 2018 World Cup Kits

Questionable Fashion: We Know The Dark Secret At The Heart Of Balenciaga's New Shirty-Shirts Shirts

The History of Action Park, The Real-Life Theme Park That Inspired Jackass’s ‘Action Point’

If The Phrase 'Forbidden Bacon' Sends A Shiver Down Your Spine, Thank Reddit

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What Are Your Favourite Childhood Video Games?

Serena Williams Returned To The French Open To Snatch Trophies Wearing A Catsuit

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How To Infiltrate A Group Of Strangers... As Long As They Aren't Loud Chewers

Subscription Addiction: Graze Delivered Snacks That Pull A Vexing Bait And Switch

'You're not getting my Louis Vuitton': Is This A Bag To (Literally) Die For?

F*ck The NFL

Judge Rules in Favour of Parents Wishing to Evict 30-Year Old Son Who Refuses to Move Out of Family Home

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Do Not Use Facebook As A Paternity Test

English Mayor Goes Viral After Unorthodox Inauguration Photo

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How Video Games, Tinder, And A Samurai Sword Led To A Vicious Ambush

Redditor Questions the Credibility of the Story of a Canadian Doctor Shot by Israeli Sniper. Doctor Shows Up in Comments

Bears Have Cleverly Disguised Themselves As Dogs, And Now We're Seriously F*cked

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Don't Let Potato Skins & Snot Rags Ruin Your Marriage. Or Whatever.

How Would You Parent This Shitty, Spoiled Child?

The Single Greatest Headline Ever Written

This Job Ad Makes Me Want To Punch Someone in the Throat

This Palestinian Ballerina Breaking Out in a Spontaneous Dance to an Italian Street Musician is Pure Visual Poetry

Writer Publishes Article About the Weaponisation of White Women's Tears, Receives Torrent of Abuse in Return From People Missing the Point

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: What Happens When Integrity Gets In The Way Of Getting Paid?

Let’s Talk about that 'Jagged Little Pill' Musical Because Diablo Cody and Alanis Morissette and You Already Clicked, Didn’t You?

5 Marvel Comics To Read While You Process Your Feelings About 'Avengers: Infinity War'

Man Grabs Woman's Backside. Woman is a Bodybuilder, Punches Him in the Face

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Um, Your Kid's School Sounds Like A Dick ...

Canadian Restaurant Fined For Ordering Black Customers To Pay Upfront

Questionable Fashion: They're Sneakers. But For Elves? Or Something?

The Bizarre Nature of the Golden State Killer's Arrest May Trigger Online Privacy Concerns

Fearing Autism, Anti-Vaxxers Are Now Refusing to Vaccinate Their Dogs

What Could Be Worse Than the 'Thank You' Tattoo Reportedly at Blow-Job Eye Level Above Alex Pettyfer's Junk?

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How Do You Get Over Being Cheated On?

This Dog Running to the Sea with a Camera Strapped to His Back is the Purest Cinematic Experience on the Internet

The New Customer Dilemma: What's the Etiquette on Tipping for Take-Out Orders?

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Sleepless Kids And Dog Poop* (*Unrelated)

These Drunk Girls Trying To Get An Uber Driver To Take More Of Them Than Agreed is the Most Entitled, Privileged Bulls**t You'll See This Month

'Harry Potter' Anti-Abortion Sign Leads To One Hell Of a Tumblr Debate

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Red Wine Infused With Cold Brew Coffee: A Serious Pajiba Investigation

BBC Under Fire For Airing Landmark Racist Speech

Joshua Henry Stars As Billy Bigelow In The Broadway Revival Of 'Carousel' Opening Tonight

Questionable Fashion: Welcome To The Future Nobody Asked For

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Justice For Wiebe! Over A Decade After 'The King Of Kong', Billy Mitchell Finally Stripped Of His Donkey Kong Records

Hey, Liberals, I Can't Believe This Needs Repeating But: Jeff Bezos and Robert Mueller Are Not Your F***ing Heroes

This Pop-Up Avocado Museum Sounds Like Some Serious Millennial Bullsh*t

What Song Always Gets Stuck In Your Head For Days At A Time?

Which Val Kilmer is Best Val Kilmer?

An Open Letter To Spring, Who Needs To Get It Together

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How to Respond When a Creator Attacks a Critic Online

The Biggest and Funniest Musical Flops of All Time

Trevor Noah Masterfully Exposes the Trump-Enabling Dangers of 'Objective/Both Sides Journalism'

Hold On To Your Butts! Universal Orlando Wants To Welcome You To Jurassic Park! (Sort Of)

This is the Tibetan Mastiff, the World's Most Expensive Dog, But Are We Sure It Isn't Just a Bear?

Today in WTF: What Are 'Arm Tights'? And Also... Why?

Review: ‘The Last Movie’ Podcast Has A Great Concept But Terrible Execution

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Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: So You're Living Next To An Obnoxious A**hole ...

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Watch What Happens When One Company That Owns Dozens of TV Stations Panics Over 'Fake News'

Twitter Reacts To Jeff Sessions' Time Magazine Cover

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We Have Seen Hell, and it is Ernest Cline's 'Nerd Porn' Poetry

Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Guns, And The Americans Who Can't Get Enough Of Them

Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? YOU Decide

I Can't Tell If This Music Video is Poignant or Exploitative

Is This The Sexiest Cast Ever Assembled For a Movie?


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Robert DeNiro, Go Get Me a Motherfucking Iced Tea!

Bedtime Stories Shouldn't Make Me Want to Do Such Dirty Things

Which John Hughes Character Do You Most Identify With

The Six Best Films of the First Half of 2009

The Ten Most Popular Guides of Pajiba’s Five-Year History

Pajiba Turns Five

Ed McMahon 1923 - 2009

What Sound Does Scooby Doo Make When He Climaxes?

It's Always Drunk as a Skunk in Philadelphia

Zack Attack Gives Public Enemey a "Time Out"

Don't need nuthin, but a good time...

Hi. Do you like vans and duct tape? I have a clown suit in my basement.

"Vultures! Vultures! Come in vultures!"

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The MTV Movie Awards

2009 Scripps National Spelling Bee

California Upholds Prop 8

The Transforminators

The New "Tonight Show" Set

Tom Hanks, He a Funny Guy

Milton Green Needs a Kidney

RIP: Dom Deluise 1933 - 2009

A Turd in a Bucket is not Logical

The Modern Day Ritual

The Weekend Hijack Thread

Polling the Pajiba Icons

This Week In Weird Wolverine News

I might have made me a few enemies thereabouts.

Squeaky Bun Time

The Weekend Hijack Thread

The Reveal on the Really Uncomfortable April Fool's Joke

The Further Evolution of Pajiba