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Are We Supposed to Care that One Bob Replaced Another Bob as CEO of Disney?


Pop Divas vs. The Pandemic: Carly Rae Jepsen, Taylor Swift, and Rina Sawayama


I Haven’t Seen ‘Top Gun: Maverick’ Yet, but I Do Now Know What It Would Look Like With a Kitty in It


Why Does Ticketmaster Still Suck?


This 2001 BBC News Report on the New Trend of Mobile Phones Has Shaken Me To the Core


The USWNT Has Lost Three Straight Games For The First Time Since 1993


Don't Forget about the Fourth Wildest Story of the Week


In Praise of Quiet, Subtle Performances in Film


Pasting Musicians Into Performances They Weren't At Is the New Best Thing On the Internet


What's the Deal with Legal Challenges to Biden's Student Loan Forgiveness Plan?


Is It Time For The USWNT To Panic?


'Through the Fire and Flames' On 'Trombone Champ' is What I Imagine Going Mad is Like


Baltimore Prosecutors Have Officially Dropped the Murder Charge Against Adnan Syed


Here's An Easy Way To Fix That 'Mario' Movie


Chris Pratt's 'Mario' Imagined As a Real Video Game


The One Where My Dad's Son Got Cancer


Remember When Elton John Made a Flop Broadway Musical of The Vampire Chronicles?


Now This Is a Version of 'The Avengers' I'd Watch Again


Damn I Wish YouTube Had Been a Thing in 2002


Who Are the Other Two Suspects in the Adnan Syed Case?


Adnan Syed Has Been Released from Prison


Every Single Sentence of This Article is Worse Than the Last


Adnan Syed's Murder Conviction Is Likely to be Vacated After Two More Suspects Are Identified


Damn I Think I Like Pop Music Now?


The Honest Trailers for 'Nope' Descends Down Upon Us


How to Take Advantage of Biden's Student Loan Forgiveness If You Have Navient or Sallie Mae Consolidation Loans


Who the Hell Designed This Road?!


The Greatest Open Worlds In Video Games


I Bet You Can’t Guess Why You Know the Theme Song From an Eighties Hungarian TV Show


Two Retired Mobsters Discuss The Bodies Found In the Drying Lake Mead


DeShaun Watson Settles with the NFL, Still a Monster


Let's Talk About Holes: A French Chapter of 'Extinction Rebellion' Sabotaged a Wasteful Golf Court


The One Where My Son Got Cancer


Important New Album Reviews: 'Bronco' by Orville Peck; 'Dance Fever' by Florence And The Machine & 'Avec Les Yeux' by Fishbach


Could This Finally Solve the Mystery Of Me Not Liking Pearl Jam?!


The Best Damn Live Music Clip Of All Time: Iron Maiden Soaring With 'The Talisman' Live in 2011


Want a Better Life, Kids? Make Friends with the Rich Brats!


The NFL Doesn't Care About Women


'Bayesian Probability For Babies' (And Other Books You Can Sell To Anxious Professional Parents)


Review: 'The World's Worst Assistant' by Conan O'Brien's Assistant, Sona Movsesian


This Is Completely Fine: The Great Salt Lake is Currently One Third Of Its Usual Size


The Day's Most Divisive Topic: Why Do You Only Email the Moms?


The James Webb Telescope Provides Our Best Glimpse Yet Into the Past


RIP Lofi Hip-Hop Radio Girl (For Like Two Days)


Santa Monica Studio Delivers a Cinematic Trailer and Release Date for 'God of War Ragnarok'


The Pajiba June 2022 Book Recommendations Superpost!


How Long It Would Take to Walk 500 Miles, Plus How Long It Would Take to Walk 500 More?


The 'Reply All' Podcast Ends in a Thud


On Fatherhood and Fluffernutters


Amber Heard’s Story Is My Story


Philip Baker Hall, Legendary Character Actor, Has Died At 90


I Think I’m Done with True Crime For Now


Reviewing the New Soda-Infused Pepsi-Roni Pizza


In Honour of His 80th Birthday, We Take the Ultimate Poll: Which Harrison Ford is the Hottest Harrison Ford?


Fandom Was a Mistake


Pepsi-Roni Pizza Is A Thing That Is Happening


Why Are We So Obsessed With The Staircase Murder?


Foul-Mouthed George Carlin Mashed Up With Thomas the Tank Engine George Carlin Is a Work of Art


I Never Realised How Much One GIF Could Make You Miss Someone


CNN+, Tudum, and Screwing Over Writers: The Modern Media Cycle Continues


Ross From 'Friends' Really Did Become a Complete Sociopath


Keep The Private Data About Your Private Parts Private


The Best Damn Live Music Clip Of All Time: Metallica Absolutely Tearing Their Way Through 'Battery' in Seattle in 1989


What, Like You Didn't Need Some Golden Retrievers Looking After Some Ducklings Today?


This Version Of the 'Mortal Kombat' Theme Featuring Gilbert Gottfried Is Just What I Needed Today


Is This What Florida Is Like?


Okay But This Is Getting Kinda Scary Now


Your Daily Dose of Cuteness: A Baby Orangutan Getting a Bath


'Crash' by Charli XCX: Pop's Head Scientist Brings Us a Chaotic But Rich Album


The Timeless Masterpiece, Smash Mouth's 'All Star', Now Somehow Improved


Please Just Look At This Cat Cutting Onions Would You


Stephanie Beatriz's 'Twin Flames' Is Essentially 'Restraining Order: The Podcast'


There's Too Much Going On And It's Also Monday, So Here's Some Dogs Stopping Football Matches


Review: Heather Havrilesky's 'Wife Is Total B*tch' Memoir, 'Foreverland'


Stromae Gives Us The First Masterpiece Of the Pandemic With 'Multitude'


The Only Right Way To Respond To Seeing A Dog For the First Time


Cola Out Of Space: The Coca-Cola Starlight Taste Test


The 'It's Always Sunny' Podcast Is So Damn Good It Threatens to Overshadow the Show


The Engrossing 'Wild Boys' Podcast Takes On Grifters of a Whole Different Stripe


Important, Very Important: What If System Of A Down Wrote 'Scatman'


13 Celebs You Might Genuinely Be Surprised to Learn are Newly Eligible for AARP Memberships


We Don't Need Comedians Anymore. This AI Bot Is Way Funnnier


The Best Damn Live Music Clip Of All Time: Beastie Boys Performing 'Sabotage' Live On Letterman


Three February Must Reads and One Overhyped Novel


Okay, Now THIS 'Titanic' I Would Watch


All These NFTs Are So Effing Ugly and That’s Kind of the Point


The Most Cathartic Scream Of All Time


Today's 'The Wolf Among Us 2' Livestream Gives a Look at Telltale's Newest Choose-Your-Own Adventure


I'm Sorry, I Didn't Realise Sometimes Life Could Literally Be a Cartoon


Serial's New Podcast 'The Trojan Horse Affair' Is Very, Very Good


Bill Belichick Texted the Wrong Coach; Now Brian Flores Is Suing the NFL for Racial Discrimination


Microsoft and Sony Continue Acquiring Game Developers


Okay but Have You Ever Seen an Orangutan Rocking a Pair of Sunglasses


Bullet Points (Podcast Edition): 'Serial,' 'Radiolab,' and 'My Favorite Murder'


This Is Either Exhausting, Genius, or Both


How Is an Artist Supposed to Make Money When Even the Super Bowl Halftime Show is Paying in Exposure?


Tom Brady, Aaron Rodgers Eliminated in Wild NFL Playoff Weekend


'Horizon: Forbidden West' Has a Release Date and Story Trailer


The Gutting of the A.V. Club is an Embarrassment to the Industry and a Horrible Sign of its Future


I Thought I Could Play Guitar. Never Mind.


Behold the Sheer, Unstoppable Power of AC/DC


Horse Kicks Tree, Farts on Dog, and Then Runs Away


Nita Prose's 'The Maid' Is a Stunning and Cozy Debut Novel


Ever Seen a Cat Have an Existential Crisis?


Joyce Carol Oates Seems to Forget That Norman Mailer Stabbed his Wife


'Elon Musk on the Bernie Sanders Show': Now THIS is How You Should Interview Billionaires


It's Been Five Years Without George Michael


I Don't Think There's Anything I Would Be Less Likely To Do Voluntarily Than This


Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: The Exquisite Katja Herbers


You've Got To Hand It To Cats


The Best Damn Music Video Of All Time: 'You Give Love A Bad Name' By Bon Jovi


‘Couples Goals’ Is an Overused Phrase. But Honestly, This Is as 'Couples Goals' as It Gets


The Latest in the Trials Against Jussie Smollett, Ghislaine Maxwell, and Elizabeth Holmes


Goddamn, Chris Cornell


De-Vaccination Is Not A Thing, People


Let Us Give Thanks For Adorable Animals


Sweet Cat Asks For Kisses and That's It, That's the Post


The 'Endless Thread' Podcast Series on Memes Is Endlessly Fascinating


And This Is Why You Don't Parkour On Rooftops


Is This Giga Dorm Room Planned by UC Santa Barbara and a Billionaire a Vision of the Future?


Industry News and Trailer Round Up: We're Heading Back To Tatooine


Maybe Don't Mess With Mosquitoes' Genetics and Just Invest in Fighting the Diseases, M'Kay?


Okay But Have You Ever Seen a Dog Digging An Irrigation Ditch?


The Armorer on the Set of 'Rust' Also Nearly Blew Nicolas Cage's '#!$ing Eardrums Out'


Why Does So Much of Our Future Depend on Old People With a Very Local Mentality


Halyna Hutchins, Cinematographer For Alec Baldwin's New Film, Shot And Killed On Set By Prop Gun


After Six Years, 'Undertale' Is Still One of the Greatest Games Ever Made


One Second Of Screaming From Every Episode Of 'It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia' Is True Beauty


You've Never Heard Van Halen's 'Jump' Sound Quite Like This (And That's a Shame?!)


OK, Not Every NFL Coach Is a Total Garbage Person


There Are Two Kinds of People: Those Who Get To the Airport Two Hours Before Their Flight or More, and Those Who Are Wrong


iHeartRadio Podcast Awards Nominations Are Here to Push All Your FOMO Buttons


Tom Cruise Is Weird Enough Without A Deep Fake Thankyouverymuch


I Haven't Seen It, But Dear God, Is THIS What 'Quantum of Solace' Is Like?


The 'Scream House' is Now for Rent on Airbnb as a Halloween Treat


Bond Week: If You Want Great James Bond Stories, Find Them in the Comics by Dynamite


Find Some Joy In the Architectural Failure of This Luxury Skyscraper in Manhattan


The (Possible) IATSE Strike Explained


'Solar Power' Review: Can We Let Lorde Just Be Great?


Gabriele Galimberti Portrays the Emptiness of US Gun Culture in The Ameriguns.


Quite Simply the Most Epic Troll Job I Have Ever Seen


A Look Back At 'The Blueprint' By Beyoncé's Husband In Honor Of Its 20th Anniversary


Who would win: A Bishop’s Celibacy Vows or an Erotica Writer. Let’s Find Out!


Yes, I Read the Monster Romance with the Minotaur Milking Farm


Who Had the Brilliant Idea of Opening School Board Meetings Up to the Public?


My Name is Giovanni Giorgio: Silly YouTube Memes Still Exist


The Pajiba August 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!


Was This the Best Music Year of All Time?


The Greatest Stage Entrance Of All Time


Spanish Bullfighters Somehow Managed to Make Bulls Racist and Sexist


'Nevermind' Baby Sues Nirvana for, uh, Child Sexual Exploitation


I’m Sorry but I Just Can’t Get Over This Mum Cat Introducing Her Dog Friend to Her Kitten


Corto Maltese Is a Comic Book Masterpiece and Shouldn’t Be Known as Just a 'The Suicide Squad' Reference


Romance Writers of America Rescind Award for Novel Criticized for Racist Handling of History


Stream this Streamer or Nah: Nestflix is Like a 'Twilight Zone' of Content


Baseball for the Nostalgic: MLB at the 'Field of Dreams'


I Just Read This Book About a Housewife Who Has Sex With a Hot Frogman and Now I Have To Tell You All About It


An Assortment of Good Environmental News, Because After the IPCC's Report, It'll Do


The Great Bird Bamboozle: Birds Aren't Real And Finding Truth on the Internet


Messi and Barcelona Are Over and It's Already the Saddest Celebrity Breakup of the Year


Review: ‘The Suicide Squad’ is James Gunn’s Frenetic, Ultraviolent Love Letter to the Losers of Supervillainy


The Pajiba July 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!


The Romance Writers of America Falls Under Fire for Awarding Book with Genocidal Hero


Chonkerwar: The Great South Pacific, Passive-Aggressive Sea Lion Insurgency


This One Tweet Sums Up Everything That's Wrong With the Film Industry


The World Burns, and We Can't Put It Out


Review: Robert De Niro And Zach Braff Team Up For The Bumbling 'The Comeback Trail'


Is the Video Game Industry Truly Rotten to the Core?


Olympic Officials Fired After Heinous Past Transgressions Surface


Marc Maron Makes a Delightful Dig at Joe Rogan (and Austin's) Expense


Norwegian Women's Beach Handball Team Fined For Wearing Shorts Instead of Bikinis


Are These Opulent Eats Worth Breaking The Bank?


Space Cowboy And The Rocketeers Head To 'Space' This Morning


The Shipping Container Shortage is Fascinating, And Also Screwing Us


How Long Can the Newsletter Boom Last Before the Bubble Bursts?


The Only TikTok You Should Click On When Every Fiber of Your Being Is Telling You Not To


Review: Netflix’s ‘Sophie: A Murder in West Cork’ Examines One of Ireland’s Most Brutal Unsolved Crimes


Richard Donner, Legendary Director Who Made Us Believe A Man Can Fly, Dies At 91


Review: ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ the Book Somehow Makes the Film Way Less Interesting


Stupid Sports Jerks Making Dumb Decisions


The Pajiba June 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!


The Podcast Bubble Has Not Burst Yet, as Amazon Shells out $80m for 'Smartless'


25 Years Ago, the Animorphs Saga Began and Changed the Face of Children's Fiction


Everything I Love Turns 30 This Year


Now On Netflix: Iliza Shlesinger’s Rom-Com ‘Good on Paper’ Delivers Charm And Serious Red Flags


Honest Trailers Takes on the original 'The Fast and the Furious'


Two Entirely Unrelated News Stories About Fish


The TxLips Cover 'Smells Like Teen Spirit' and It Is Perfect


The Best Damn Music Video of All Time: 'Jump' by Van Halen


'Reply All' Is Back ¯\_(ツ)_/¯


Now On Netflix: Want to see a Russian ‘Titanic’ on Ice? ‘Silver Skates’ Has Got You Covered


Now on Netflix: ‘Wish Dragon’ Combines ‘Aladdin’ with Modern Day China and the Class Gap


Poll: 'When You Say 'Next Weekend', What Do You Mean?'


Balenciaga Crocs Stilettos Are a Thing and I No Longer Fear Death


An Absolute Masterpiece of Visual Comedy


'The Plot' by Jean Hanff Korelitz Is the Rut-Busting Novel of the Year


Review: 'Anne Boleyn', Starring Jodie Turner-Smith, Brings a Modern Touch to an Oft-Misunderstood Historical Figure


I Am Truly Speechless


The Pajiba May 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!


The 1921 Tulsa Race Massacre that No One Remembered


Honest Trailers Takes on the DC Extended Universe


Artist and Author Eric Carle Dies at 91


A Scientific Taxonomic Comparison Between Pedro Pascal and Chilean Maritime Fauna


Now THIS is How You Prank People


'Horizon: Forbidden West' Gameplay Reveal Coming Tomorrow


Would You Eat A Cicada Taco? Because You Could


More Proof That Life Is, Apparently, Sometimes a Disney Film


Betting on Netflix Roulette


Making Eye Contact With a Grey Whale is One Hell of an Uncanny Experience


UFO Sightings Get the '60 Minutes' Treatment


Now on Netflix: ‘The Woman in the Window’ Tries to Turn a Trashy Pot-Boiler into a Glossy Prestige Drama


Review: Ryan Murphy Once Again Goes for Style Over Substance with Netflix’s ‘Halston’


Review: Rainer Werner Fassbinder Biopic ‘Enfant Terrible’ Tries to Make Sense of an Infamous Filmmaker Who Defied Belief


Called It!


What Broadway Shows Are Reopening This Fall?


Come Get Vaccinated at Dracula's Castle! It's Definitely Not a Trap Set by Hungry Vampires...


‘Sons of Sam’ is Yet Another Example of Netflix’s True Crime Problem


Another Thing We Broke In The Pandemic


Review: Billy Crystal and Tiffany Haddish Team Up for the Middling Buddy Dramedy ‘Here Today’


Convicted Murderer Derek Chauvin Files Appeal


The Pajiba April 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!


Review: Glenn Close and Mila Kunis Face Off In The Addiction Drama 'Four Good Days'


It's Always the Ones You Most Suspect


Michael Collins, Apollo 11 Command Module Pilot, dies at 90


The 12 Worst Insults to Food on the Internet Today


The Cicadas Are Coming


Ever Wanted to See a Sloth Casually Dismiss an Anaconda?


Oh Gee, Who Would Have Thought That Publishing a Book by Breonna Taylor's Killer Would Be a Bad Idea?!


Though It's Not a Competition, Steve-O Has Nevertheless Won 'Hot Ones'


Despite New 'Bombshell' Evidence, Steven Avery Still Guilty as Hell


Review: ‘Thunder Force’ Makes Superheroes Out of Melissa McCarthy and Octavia Spencer


The Pajiba March 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!


Poll: Which Way Do You Put Your Phone Into Your Pocket? The Right Way or the Bonkers Way?


Can We Ever Redeem The Redemption Arc?


F**k You, 'Six Days in Fallujah'


Jessica Walter, Legend, Has Died at the Age of 80


Krispy Kreme Is Giving Away Donuts for Vaccinated People! What Could Go Wrong?


OK, Who Had 'Toilet-Invading Iguanas Get Banned From Florida' On Their 2021 Bingo Card?


Now On Netflix: True Crime Documentary ‘Operation Varsity Blues’ Breaks Down the College Admissions Scandal


Someone Paid $69 Million for a Piece of Digital Art: Here’s Why That Matters


Comparing Daisy Ridley And Tom Holland's 'Chaos Walking' To Patrick Ness's Celebrated YA Novel


'Mystery Show' Host Starlee Kine Tried to Tell Us About Gimlet Media


Would You Pay $6.6 Million for a Ten-Second Clip of a Naked Donald Trump Cartoon? Well, Somebody Did.


The Search for Ambiance During Lockdown


The Pajiba February 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!


Somehow This Feels Like A Loss


Review: ‘The Father’ is a Brilliant Drama That Will Devastate You in Every Possible Way


Now on Netflix: Cruel Thriller 'I Care a Lot' Gives Rosamund Pike and Peter Dinklage Something To Sink Their Teeth Into


So, You Want To Read a Romance Novel For the First Time This Valentine’s Day? Here’s Our Genre Primer


Review: 'The Map of Tiny Perfect Things' Brings Whimsy To Time Loop Romance, And Yet...


Review: ‘Little Fish’ Is an Aching Romantic Drama with a Pandemic Twist That Hits Too Close to Home


The Pajiba January 2021 Book Recommendations Superpost!


Just Some Facts That Will Make You Realise That Time Doesn't Make Sense Anymore


Review: Netflix’s ‘Finding ‘Ohana’ is a Delightfully 21st Century ‘Goonies’-Style Adventure


Every White Male Comedian's Podcast


The Tokyo Olympics Are Definitely Probably But Maybe Not Still Going Forward This Summer


Open Thread for Parents of School-Aged Children


Some College Kids Covered the Entirety of 'Dark Side of the Moon' and it is Mindblowing


Capitol Hill, Hilaria Baldwin & The Dangerous Legacy Of American Exceptionalism


In Gayle King Interview, Newly Arrested SoHo Karen, Miya Ponsetto, Makes Things So Much Worse


The New York Times Says Albums Would Be Better Without the 'Weaker Tracks'. Sacrilege!


The Best Books of 2020


'Forced Seduction': The Trope of Non-Consensual Romantic Fiction


TikTok Helped Solve A 19-Year-Old Missing Persons Case


The Most Anticipated Books of 2021


Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Greg Davies


What Sony Pulling 'Cyberpunk 2077' From the PlayStation Store Says About the Modern Video Game Industry


Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Jonathan Majors


Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Masks


GOOD NEWS: Working On Your Night Cheese (And Wine) Is Good For You, So Says Science


6 Thoughts On 'Cyberpunk 2077' After Playing For 25 Hours


Pop Culture Pet Peeves 2020: Return of The Pajiba (Sh)It List


Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: The Exquisite Soledad O'Brien


Bad Sex in Fiction Award Canceled Because the World was Exposed to 'Too Many Bad Things in 2020'


Roald Dahl's Family Apologizes for the Author's Antisemitism But Is It Enough?


In Theaters: Would Being Drunk All the Time Make You Happier? Mads Mikkelsen Finds Out in ‘Another Round’


Review: Can Jillian Bell's 'Godmothered' Compare To The Whimsy and Magic of 'Enchanted'?


Fact: There's Only One Oreo Flavor That's Worth a Damn


What'd We Say About Sex Parties During a Pandemic, Huh?


Suck It, Nature: Humans Can Now Go Back To Ruining Mount Everest as Nepal Reopens the Mountain For Climbers


Those Moderna (ModeRNA? Get It!) Numbers Out this Morning Are Outstanding


Review: Jeez, ‘Stardust,’ What Did David Bowie Do To You To Deserve a Biopic This Lackluster?


Review: What Hulu’s Thriller ‘Run’ Lacks in Psychological Depth, It Makes Up For With Tension and a Star-Making Lead Performance


#DisneyMustPay: Disney Under Fire After Denying Royalties to Writer Alan Dean Foster


How Do We Feel About The Dunkin' Fashion Line?


'Selena' Producer is After the Money, Suing the Late Singer's Family Over Netflix Series


"Is That Trump?": Twitter Reacts As Another Amateur Spanish Art Restorer Claims a Victim


Reading is Fundamental: Some Thoughts on Some Books I’ve Read Lately


The Weird History and Allure of the Sexy Halloween Costume


2020 Just Gave New Yorkers A Brand New Nightmare Scenario


Review: ‘Radium Girls’ Dramatizes a Tragic True Story of Workplace Violations, Misogyny, and the End of the Radiation Craze


Yes, There Are Now Coronavirus Romance Novels


A Latinx Yearbook: Parte Uno


Review: Robert De Niro and a Vaguely Evil Child Battle in 'The War with Grandpa'


Which Unsolved True Crime Stories Are You Most Obsessed With?


The UK Women's Prize For Fiction Faces Criticism For Rules That Exclude Non-Binary Writers


In Praise of Binging with Babish, the Best Cooking Show on the Internet


Say Goodbye to Harry Potter: Why Death of the Author Does Not Work for J.K. Rowling


Open Thread: Show Us Your Pets!


Review: Coming-Of-Age Drama ‘Summer of 85’ Brings First Love and Death to the French Seaside


TIFF Review: HBO’s ‘The Third Day’ May Have Enough Stylistic Flair to Overcome a Very Familiar Premise


#RIPJKRowling Trends Worldwide As The Author's Latest Book is Slammed for Transphobia


TIFF Review: Viggo Mortensen’s Directorial Debut ‘Falling’ Is Too Enamored With Noble Suffering


It’s Time To Kill Off the Myth of the Wealthy Writer


Review: 'Love, Guaranteed' is a Sweet Rom-Com Reminder of How Much We've Missed Rachael Leigh Cook


Would You Eat This PBJ Sandwich? Because I Am Outraged


The World Reacts to the Devastating Loss of Chadwick Boseman


Republicans Aren't The Ones Who Should Be Afraid


Your Comprehensive Pajiba Sportsball Roundup For Sportsies And Non-Sportsies Alike


Words You Didn't Realize Until Late In Life You Were Misusing or Mispronouncing


Watch Out, Stephenie Meyer Says She Has Ideas for Two More 'Twilight' Books


'Why Do I Keep Getting Trump Ads On Your Site?'


Book Review: Sorry, Royal Watchers, But ‘Finding Freedom’ Is Nowhere Near As Juicy As You Want It To Be


Comic Creators Dismayed Over Reported DC Layoffs


Rest in Noise, Martin Birch, the One Person More Than Any Other Responsible For My Music Taste


DC Comics Reveals Epic Guest List for FanDome Event


Hasbro Is Pulling Troll Dolls From Stores Over Grooming Allegations


Former Pro Wrestler Marty Jannetty Confesses to Murder on Facebook


Books! Some Thoughts on Things I’ve Been Reading Lately


Arnold Schwarzenegger Deepfaked into Every Role in 'The Office'


Book Review: ‘Seven Devils’ by Laura Lam and Elizabeth May is a Fun Rag-Tag Sci-Fi Rebel Adventure… In SPACE!


‘You Must Remember This’, Polly Platt, and the Need To Rewrite the Rules of Film


Harrison, Arkansas Really Is the Most Racist Town in America


Comic-Con Panels Will Never be the Same


Food Wars: 'Who Cooks Rice Like This?!' Uh, About That…


Author Mark Dawson Brags About Buying His Way Onto the Bestseller Lists, Right Before It's Revoked


A Brief Status Update on Where We Stand on a Covid-19 Vaccine


Book Review: Lindsay Ellis Brings Aliens to the Near Past in Her Sci-Fi Debut ‘Axiom’s End’


Watch Two Dudebros Try To Solve the Problem of Americans Not Wearing Masks


How Much Exactly is a Billion Dollars?


How Comfortable Is Our Comfort Food, Really?


Ever See a Cat Lock a Giant Dog into a Cage?


Review: Pushing the Medium To Its Limits, 'The Last Of Us Part II' Grapples with Empathy and Grief, and Might Just Be the Best Game I've Ever Played


When COVID Hits Too Close To Home


The Broadway Community and Beyond Grieve the Passing of Nick Cordero


Podcast Review: Boom/Bust: The Rise and Fall of HQ Trivia


Some Books By Trans and Non-Binary Authors That You Can Buy Right Now!


Chinese Scientists Identify New Strain of Flu With 'Pandemic Potential', Because 2020 Shows No Mercy


Don’t Fall for the Impossible Promise of DNA Ancestry Kits


#BlackoutBestsellerList: Some Books To Buy This Week to Support Black Publishing Power


A Cover You Didn't Know You Needed: Radiohead's 'Creep' Re-Imagined As a Medieval Ballad


So Much Grief


Step Number One: Fix the Goddamn Police Unions


In Defense of Trashy Things


When the Lake of the Ozarks and 'Ozark' Meet in a Pandemic Fueled Nightmare


Review: 'Son of a Hitman,' the Podcast about Woody Harrelson's Father


Lockdown Reading: Books That Have Helped Me To Survive Quarantine


On the WTF Podcast, Marc Maron's Lovely, Heartbreaking, Messy, and Raw Tribute to Lynn Shelton


Director Lynn Shelton Dies at 54


Fred Willard Has Died at the Age of 86


Sing-Along-A-Lockdown: Why Not Enjoy Some Quarantunes?


Yes, Quarantine Romance Novels Are Already a Thing


S*it Sucks Right Now, so Let’s Wallow for a Bit, OK?


Real Heroes Wear Lab Coats: The Latest on the Science Side of Things


Brace Yourselves, Twi-Hards: Stephenie Meyer is Finally Releasing 'Midnight Sun'


I'm Not Okay


Dr. Anthony Fauci Offers a Glimmer of Hope After Results in Remdesivir Clinical Trial


The Best Part of Living Alone Right Now? Not Having to Hear Anyone Eat


In Images: What Re-Opening Looks Like Around the World


Social Distancing Works! But It's Much Easier in Some Places Than Others


The Latest Scientific Findings: Antibody Tests, Vaccines, Plus a Smoking Study out of France


Why ‘The Phantom of the Opera’ Remains My Most Beloved Pop Culture Trash


Lululemon Apologizes After Art Director Shares Racist 'Bat Fried Rice' Design on Social Media


TV Reporter Offers Hair Cutting Tips During an Inadvertently NSFW Local News Segment


Serological Testing in Los Angeles Confirms Santa Clara Study, But Not Without Controversy


A Flood of New Coronavirus Data Sends Some Very Mixed Messages


Video Game Aesthetics Have Come A Long, Long Way


We Remain, as Always, Cautiously Optimistic, But At Least There's a Rare Cause for Optimism Today


Book Review: ‘Hidden Valley Road’ Reveals the True Story of a Family Plagued by Schizophrenia


Here is One Seriously Encouraging Covid-19 Statistic Out of New York City Hospitals


How Are Vampires, Ghosts, Werewolves, Mole People and Time Travelers Handling the Shut Down?


Hey, What Are You Watching Right Now?


What is the Actual Science Behind Hydroxychloroquine?


Big Books To Challenge Yourself With During Quarantine


The Animated Version of that 'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' Alternative Trevorrow Script is Already Better Than the Movie We Got


Do Migraines Mean I’m Turning Into a Vampire?!


Clear Evidence of Why Thor Would Wipe the Floor with Every Other Superhero


Pandemic Productivity: The Strange Pressure to be Publicly Busy During Self-Isolation


What Exactly is 'Animal Crossing: New Horizons' and Why is it the Perfect Game for Neoliberalism-Scarred Millennials


Book Review: Greg Jenner’s ‘Dead Famous’ Offers a Joyous Ride Through the History of Celebrity


Turkish Shopkeeper Reviving a Puppy is the Act of Kindness I Needed Today


Of Course Woody Allen's Memoir Has Been Picked Up By Another Publisher


How Are You Coping With Social Distancing and a 'Stay at Home' Order (If You Have One?)


Let’s Pour One Out For The Eurovision 2020 Songs We Won’t Get To See Performed Because of the Dang Pandemic!


A Fun Postscript to the Year's Best Podcast Episode


Hatred of Tom Brady Offers a Sliver of Normalcy in a Time of Sky-High Anxiety


Advice On How to Work from Home From a Lifelong Expert on Working From Home


Even Mount Everest Is Closing Because of Coronavirus


Book Review: With 'Legendary Children', Tom and Lorenzo Offer a Brief History of Queer Culture Through the Lens of 'RuPaul's Drag Race'


No, Hachette Cancelling Woody Allen’s Book is Not Censorship


With a 'Beauty and the Beast' Prequel in the Works, Disney+ Has an Original Programming Problem


#LittleBrownWalkout UPDATE: Hachette Announce That They Will No Longer Publish Woody Allen's Memoir


As Musical Mashups Go It Really Doesn't Get Much Better Than This


Ronan Farrow's Publisher Is Publishing Woody Allen's Memoir And Didn't Even Tell Him


Today in 'Who Asked For This' News: Woody Allen to Release His Memoir in April


UPDATED: Did Bernie Sanders Get Flavor Flav Fired From Public Enemy?


Competitive Battle Juggling is a Real Thing and it's Glorious


Oh Hi, My My Actual, Literal Nightmare, Nice To Meet You in Real Life


Rejoice! Lady Gaga Announces the Release Date of Her New Single


In a Shocking and Abrupt Move, Disney's Bob Iger Will Step Down as CEO


Put ‘Ed’ (That Tom Cavanagh and Julie Bowen Show) on Peacock You Cowards!


Please Would You Look at this Cat Flomp-Jumping Over a Fence


Watch: 'Marriage Story' Script Vs. Scene


Happy Valentine’s Day! Read Some Romance Novels!


No Comment: Joe Rogan Interviews Joe Rogan


Entire Romance Writers of America Board Resigns Following Racism Row


Watch: Dennis Reynolds From 'It's Always Sunny' is the Only 'Joker' We Need


Share the Sidewalk, Karen—Let’s Talk About Walkway Etiquette


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What I Learned from the Internet Over the Holidays: Be Nice To Your Cable Guy and Package Delivery Person


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Because Maybe Next Year Won't Suck: Here's What The Overlords Are Looking Forward To In 2019


'Cane Toads Ride Massive Python' is a Story With the Most Horrifying Twist of 2018


The Most Anticipated Books of 2019


I Didn't Think it Was Possible To Cover Pink Floyd This Well


McDonald's Refuses To Accept Weed As Payment, Dashing Hopes Of Stoners Everywhere


Elon Musk in 'Interstellar' Improves Both Things


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Animal Shelter Performs Magic For Dogs to Help Them Find a Home


What Are the Best Books You’ve Read This Year?


Okay So Being a Woman is a Literal Minefield


This Girl Just Delivered the Most Powerful Speech Of 2018


Just Some of the Best GIFs of 2018


Anti-Gift Guide: Is This Game Made For Trump's America Or What?


Andy Serkis Plays Gollum As Theresa May in a Clip That is Insulting. To Gollum.


Wanna See A Chill Seal With An Eel Up Its Nose? Sure You Do.


That Was This Year?! What News Stories Did You Totally Forget Happened in 2018?


These Brothers Arguing Over a Hot Dog is the Most Compelling Courtroom Drama Of the Century


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: If You Think You've Got A Stalker, You're Probably Right


I Know We Don't Like Indie Bro Covers But This Indie Bro Cover of Cher's 'Believe' is Pure Dynamite


Cross Your Legs and Think of Good Books: The Bad Sex in Fiction Nominees Are Here!


Lies, Cover-Ups, and Institutional Racism: Watch NYT Cops Planting Drugs In Suspect's Car


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What Are Your Favourite Pop Culture Comebacks?


Are We Living In 'The Good Place?' Plus, Just Let Batman Witness The Birth Of Jesus!


The Joys of Watching Other People Play Video Games


Angry Father Confronts Cashier Who Mocked His 12-Year-Old Daughter Buying Her First Pads


What Does Queen Elizabeth's Salad Slug Have To Do With Me? Possibly Everything


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These Two Eagles Arguing Over How To Build a Nest is Every Couple Ever


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Questionable Fashion UPDATE: Was Ezra Miller The Original Owner Of My Shark Hoodie?


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Donald Trump As Winifred in 'Hocus Pocus' is An Unpleasant Experience


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Oh Thank Godtopus They're Not Americans


Elementary School Kids Surprise Custodian With Appreciation Party and Honestly It's the Most Heartwarming Thing


New Low For 2018: You Can Now Hire A Sex Doll That Looks Like Anyone You Want (Even Your Dead Wife)


Kleenex 'Mansize' Tissues In Trouble, Despite Jerking Off Being A Thing


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Today is National Boss’ Day, So Here’s The Top 5 Worst Pop Culture Ones I Can Think Of


Sick Day Emergency Kit


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Obvious Life Hacks: Did You Know You Can Fry Bread To Make Toast, And Other Things That Are Not News


Transatlantic Texting: The Kissing Conundrum


People Like This Are Allowed to Buy Guns, America


'Siri, I'm Getting Pulled Over.' The App That Records The Police For You


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I'm Sure Kelly Ripa Hated 'A Simple Favor', Here's Why


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Questionable Fashion: There's More Wrong With Jared Leto's Band's Merch Than Just That One Model Salary Hoodie


The Difference Between the US and UK Summarised in One GIF?


Huh. Turns Out We Kind of Do Want to See a 'Stan & Ollie' Movie


These Girls Take Absolutely No Prisoners


This Dude is the King of Bad Takes


Choose Your Own Apocalypse: Bye Bye Sperm, Or Bugs Gone Wild?


There Were No Ads Featuring Asians In This McDonald's. So These Guys Smuggled a Poster In


I've Been Laughing At This For The Last Half Hour


The Shackled Mystery Woman In Texas Is Safe


What's Your 'Wire Hangers' Trigger for Your Home?


If You Thought You Knew What the Scariest Thing in the World Was, You Were Wrong


Riverdale Cast Anthony Michael Hall in Their Breakfast Club Tribute. Here’s Who Else Needs to Drop by This Season


“My Castle’s On Fire!” A Gaming Newbie Barely Survives Her First Week In 'Game Of Thrones: Conquest'


University Study Finds America's Most Sexist State


The Pumpkin Spice Season Scourge is Upon Us


Finding a Home on the Other Side of the World


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I Have Never Been So Damn Confused. Yet Also Impressed.


If You Think Islamophobia Isn't a Form of Racism, I've Got News For You: You Might Be Racist


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: If Having A Baby Doesn't Scare The Sh*t Out Of You, You're Doing It Wrong


TIL: Bent Dick Disease Is a Real Thing, and Bill Clinton Allegedly Suffers From It


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: It's Not The End Of The World. It Just Really F*cking Feels Like It


Songs That Would Make Better TV Shows Than "Hey There Delilah"


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Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Looking For Love In All The Wrong Places. Like... Texas.


Review: ‘This Had Oscar Buzz’ Is the Podcast That Will Get You Through Awards Season


Food Porn: We Have Hit Peak White Nonsense


Convicted Rapist Brock Turner Seeks Appeal Because 'Outercourse'


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Shut Up About Your F**king Diet


Enduring The Heatwave: Realising That Summer Kind Of Sucks


God Bless This Editor


Forbes Pulls Anti-Library Article After Social Media Goes Apesh*t


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Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Just Get Your Own F*cking Facebook Account


Is Today's Match of Belgium vs France The Real World Cup Final?


What's Your Favorite Old People Food?


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Breaking Down The 2018 World Cup Quarterfinals


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A Very Animated Pajiba 10: Because Who Says Only Real People Are Sexy?


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Is My Ex F*cking With My Sanity, Or Is This Just A Coincidence?


Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: O-T Fagbenle


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Questionable Fashion: Thrift Store Adventures, Shark Hoodies, And Outrageous Prices (A True Story)


I Just... I'm Not Sure I Should Be Laughing At This So Much


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Piers Morgan Tries to Embarrass Someone on Live Television, Ends Up Embarrassing His Own Stupid Self With His Stupid Mouth and Stupid Face


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Is This America?


Nature's Nightmares: Snake Bites, Squid Sperm, And P*ssed Off Peacocks


The Bandwagon Guide to Going #ALLCAPS for the Stanley Cup Final


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: On Writing, Not Writing, Wanting To Write, And All The Places In Between


Subscription Addiction: Trunk Club


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What Are Your Favourite Childhood Video Games?


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Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How To Infiltrate A Group Of Strangers... As Long As They Aren't Loud Chewers


Subscription Addiction: Graze Delivered Snacks That Pull A Vexing Bait And Switch


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F*ck The NFL


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Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Do Not Use Facebook As A Paternity Test


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Bears Have Cleverly Disguised Themselves As Dogs, And Now We're Seriously F*cked


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Don't Let Potato Skins & Snot Rags Ruin Your Marriage. Or Whatever.


How Would You Parent This Shitty, Spoiled Child?


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This Palestinian Ballerina Breaking Out in a Spontaneous Dance to an Italian Street Musician is Pure Visual Poetry


Writer Publishes Article About the Weaponisation of White Women's Tears, Receives Torrent of Abuse in Return From People Missing the Point


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: What Happens When Integrity Gets In The Way Of Getting Paid?


Let’s Talk about that 'Jagged Little Pill' Musical Because Diablo Cody and Alanis Morissette and You Already Clicked, Didn’t You?


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The Bizarre Nature of the Golden State Killer's Arrest May Trigger Online Privacy Concerns


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Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How Do You Get Over Being Cheated On?


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The New Customer Dilemma: What's the Etiquette on Tipping for Take-Out Orders?


Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Sleepless Kids And Dog Poop* (*Unrelated)


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Justice For Wiebe! Over A Decade After 'The King Of Kong', Billy Mitchell Finally Stripped Of His Donkey Kong Records


Hey, Liberals, I Can't Believe This Needs Repeating But: Jeff Bezos and Robert Mueller Are Not Your F***ing Heroes


This Pop-Up Avocado Museum Sounds Like Some Serious Millennial Bullsh*t


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Hold On To Your Butts! Universal Orlando Wants To Welcome You To Jurassic Park! (Sort Of)


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Is a Hot Dog a Sandwich? YOU Decide


I Can't Tell If This Music Video is Poignant or Exploitative


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Shocking Racist Abuse At A British University Goes Viral On Twitter


British Tabloid 'The Sun' Gets Outraged by 'Snowflake Students Misunderstanding Frankenstein'. Twitter Responds.


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Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: The Cleanliness Conundrum, Or "So You Married A Slob..."


These Two Guys Discovering Rock and Metal Music is the Most Heartwarming, Joyful Thing You'll See Today


From Crochet Squares to Downward Dog: The Joys of Sucking at Something You Love


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Law Professor Absolutely Destroys Student Letter Protesting Her Wearing a 'Black Lives Matter' T-Shirt


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Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: How To Make Friends, The Pajiba Way!


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How Michael B. Jordan Went From Wallace in 'The Wire' to Erik Killmonger: A Visual Guide


'A Series of Unfortunate Events' Author Lemony Snicket Accused of Making 'Crass and Belittling' Comments Toward Female Colleagues


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Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: Watch One Man Rage Against... Priyanka Chopra?!


Leslie Jones and The Joy of Watching the Winter Olympics


Forget The Pajiba 10: This Year, It's The Pajiba 2 And It's Janelle Monáe With Tessa Thompson In 'Dirty Computer'


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This is About the Funniest Thing You'll See Today: What British Sports Look Like to Non-British People


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Ask Pajiba (Almost) Anything: So Your Wife Refuses To Shave Her Legs In The Winter...


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Movies Making A Real Difference: 'Hidden Figures' Inspires New STEM Exchange Program


Walmart Is Super Sorry For Suggesting Your Kids Would Be Heroes For Taking Guns To School


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#MessageToVoyager: 'How's Uranus?' And Other Things We'd Like NASA to Beam Into Space


Dear Diary: Is It Weird That Alex Jones Turns Me On?


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The Modern Philosophy of Aziz Ansari


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Stephen King's 'The Dark Half' Is Real: Baby Born 'Pregnant' With Twin


#MakeMineMilkshake: When Marvel & DC Both Agree You're Being An A**hole, You're Probably Being An A**hole


Truman Capote And The Confessed Killer He Might Have Murdered


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Maxine Waters Gives Us A Powerful Meme For Self-Care, General Awesomeness


Anthony Scaramucci's Real Sin? Being An 'Entourage' Apologist


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Competitive Tag is Your New Favorite Sport (No, Seriously, This Stuff is Insane)


James Cromwell Arrested During SeaWorld Protest, Doesn't Realize Pajiba 10 Voting Is Over For The Year


'Arrested Rebellion': Nerdist Presents The Crossover You're Looking For


Lines, Tears, And Vampire Stalkers: The Agony And Ecstasy Of San Diego Comic-Con


Finally, A Resolution For The World's Strangest Sexual Assault Case


Dear Science, Please Stop Trying to Ruin 'Jurassic Park'


If You Go To The Movies, Leave Your Dogs At Home... AND NOT IN YOUR HOT-ASS CAR, YOU PIECE OF SH*T


Breastfeeding, Stealthing And Acid: How's Your Feminist Rage Today?


Check Out the Photos for this Beautiful Home ... OHMYGOD NOPE NOPE NOPE


Welcome To The New Nightmare Of Contact Lens Wearers


A 'The Walking Dead' Stuntman Has Died from Injuries Sustained on the Set


This Week In ‘Seriously, F*ck That Guy’: Pro-Rape Politicians, Transphobic Celebrities, and Fancy Meats


The Weird, Wonderful Work of Jon Bois, Internet Artist


This Vegan Joint Went Viral Because Of A Baby's Anus


Sweden To Hold 'Women Only' Music Festival. Good.


Photographic Evidence Indicates Amelia Earhart May Have Survived Plane Crash


Model Tired of Receiving Unsolicited Nudes Finds Novel Solution: She Forwards Them to the Man's Mum


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We Saw The Broadway Show That's Got Audiences Fainting And Vomiting


I Got a Backstreet Boys Song Stuck in my Head This Morning. God Help Me.


This True Story Is Why Horror Movies Get Sequels


The Illinois Bishop and His Catechism of Hate


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The Flagrant Lack Of Inarra Serra Merch Out There Is A Gorram Bucket Of Pungent Horse Defecation


How Much Do You Trust The Big Data Camera In Your House? [With Polls]


The Perfect Father's Day Gift For Your Trump-Stumping Dad


The Woman Who Texted Her Boyfriend to Kill Himself Has Been Convicted


More Nutella for Fewer Calories – The Best Kept Secret in Europe


Bill Cosby's Defense Rests After Six Minutes. What Does It Mean?


The Woman Who Texted Her Boyfriend to Kill Himself is Pure Evil


It's OK, Meme Kids: You Didn't Need To Go To Harvard Anyway


Cilantro: The Herb Specially Crafted To Make Me Feel Like A Failure


Remembering The Breakneck, Beautiful Genius that is 'Mad Max: Fury Road's' Pre-Title Scene


Review: 'The Play That Goes Wrong' Lets Church Giggles Run Wild


Pajiba Make A T-Shirt Weekend: Free Shipping in US, Canada & Australia Through Sunday


Parenting Hack: Amazon FreeTime is a Goddamn Screentime Miracle


The Best Of #WhiteHouseSongs


As the General Election Approaches, '#TheresaMayGIFs' is the Hashtag that Keeps On Giving


'The Hot Zone' Spoilers


It's Not Right to Judge People by Their Looks, But in These Cases We'll Make an Exception: Just Some Weirdass-Looking Politicians


An Old Man Plays a Mashup of Classic Western Themes and I. Just. Can't. Stop. Watching.


Kevin Smith Fondly Remembers ‘Clerks’ Star Lisa Spoonauer, Who Has Passed Away


Ten Inescapable Truths About Dealing With Your Parents


Sir Roger Moore Has Passed Away at 89


These Jeans Are Trolling Us, Right? RIGHT!?


Twitter is Having a Lot of Fun with Donald Trump and an Evil-Looking Orb


What The F**k Are Fidget Spinners And Do They Mean That I'm Now An Old?


Today We Fall On Black Days: Chris Cornell, 1964-2017


R.I.P. Powers Boothe


Cellino and Barnes Are Breaking Up Because Nothing Lasts Forever


A 10-Year-Old Girl Fought Off An 8-Foot Gator


Ted Bundy's Childhood Home Is Hella Haunted


The Mystery Of The Upstairs Tenant Is Solved, Less Scary Than We Hoped


Review: 'What Remains of Edith Finch' is Gorgeous Game with a Haunting Story


Hunt A Killer Brings True Crime Right to Your Doorstep


Jared Leto's Voice is Not a Thing


Get Ready to Root for This New Comic Book Hero


Dove UK Wants You to Match Your Curves to Your Body Wash


What The Hell Is Going On With This House?


Review: We Tried Starbuck's Midnight Mint Frappuccino®


F*ck, Marry, Falcon Punch: Famous Trios Edition


Now Look What You've Gone And Done


Fyre Festival Is The Music Event We Deserve Right Now


Which Are The Stupidest Pants On The Internet?


When The Song Rings Out, We March: Remembering Portugal's Remarkable, Bloodless Carnation Revolution


Of COURSE Unicorns Are The New Big Thing


Jonathan Demme, Director of 'Silence of the Lambs,' Has Passed Away


#ThingsILearnedFromCartoons That Everyone Should Know For Great Life Success


Pajiba Menu Challenge Round Two - Vote Now!


Review: We Tried Starbucks Notorious Unicorn Frappuccino®


One Way To Look At The Aaron Hernandez Tragedy


This Week In No Thank You, Please and Do Not Want


What's Your Favorite Board Game?


So, Harry Styles Is Kind of Great


An Incomplete List Of Things Fascists Are Currently Ruining


The NYPost Takes the Week's Prize for Worst Troll Job


In Memory of Charlie Murphy (1959 - 2017)


Let's Talk About Freedom Of Speech: Artist's Edition


Dorothy Mengering, An Honest to God National Treasure, Has Passed Away


Honestly, What Will It Take For United Airlines To Fix Itself At This Point?


What's Your Worst Movie Theatre Experience?


This Street Vigilante Corrects Grammar In The Night Like A True Hero


Actors Playing Two Roles Is The Beating Heart Of Suck


Congress Passes Law to Revoke Broadband Privacy Rules, But What Does It Mean?


Conan O'Brien and Scientists Say That You Should 14/10 Not Trust Puppers


Dustassleton II: Or How I Learned To Stop Worrying And Love The Bombogenesis


Suspect in Jewish Bomb Threats Is a F**king Teenager


Ten Surefire Reality Show Ideas Sure to Be Huge Hits


Hints, Allegations And Things Left Unsaid From Last Week's Road Trip


DAY 3: Lord Castleton and Dustin Take a Trip Across America (In a Blizzard)


There's a Sanctuary Where You Can Have a Sleepover with Sloths and You've Already Stopped Reading This


Finally, Britain Unites -- To Criticise DI Alec Hardy’s Tea-Making Skills


Here, Have Some Runaway Snow Ponies


Researchers Now Know Why Women in Yogurt Commercials Get Excited About Yogurt


There’s No Way This Noise-Cancelling Mouthpiece Doesn’t Get Used For Public Phone Sex


More 'Lipstick' and Men's Underwear for Growers, Not Showers


Strange Bedfellows: The New Party Game Sure To Inspire Boners And Bummers


FMK: Michael Shannon, Michael Sheen, Michael K. Williams


Percy Bysshe Shelley: The Revolutionary Poet We All Need Right Now


A Movie Theater Chain Has Found a Novel Way to Destroy the Moviegoing Experience


Scientists: 'We Want Robots Covered in Human Skin!' The World: 'Go Home, You're Drunk'


Your Dick Is Dumb, So Let The Brits Help


Girlie Glue: When You Want to Turn Your Baby into Mrs. Potato Head


Denny's Captures The Country's Bleak Political Mood in Brilliant Twitter Ad


LEGO Is Making A Women Of NASA Minifig Set And It's Adorable


Briefly, on Denzel vs. Affleck at the Oscars


The Internet Has Lost One Of Its Most Distinctive Voices


Bill Paxton Dead at 61


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Did You Need Some New Nightmare Ideas? Edges2Cats Can Help


Please Enjoy This Haunting Melody Which Is Also A Unicorn


The Dictionary’s Guide to Trump


A Eulogy for Monopoly's Worst Game Piece


Fun Story: According To U.S. Tariff Codes, The X-Men Aren't Human


We Received a Press Release for Kid-Friendly Ecstasy for Children and I Need to Talk About It


Who Is Responsible For This 'Violets Are Blue' Fake News Bulls**t?


Models Who Should Get To Do Nude Playboy Photoshoots Now That Playboy Wants Nudes Again


Question: Are You An Alpha Woman Who Is Unable to Love?


That Guy From 'This Is Us' Is Also That Guy from 'Stranger Things,' Plus a Fat Suit


Jane the Virgin - OMG! Spoilers Spoilers SO Many Spoilers


Actual, Liveable Self-Care Tips for this Bonkers Bullsh*t Time


To Salma Hayek, Shirley MacLaine, Cat Cora and Anyone Shouting Down Jessica Williams and Other Women? Just. F*cking. Listen


Quick Reminder: This Is Why We Should All Be 100% In Favor of Punching Nazis


An Alt-Nazi at a Milo Yiannopoulos Event Shot an Anti-Trump Protestor And ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ Apparently


Unpopular Opinion: Dating Your Distant Cousin Is Fine


Meet the Man with the Biggest Penis in the World


Study Asserts Higher Minimum Wage Could Be a Form of Birth Control for Teenage Girls


What Did Trump Say To Melania?


A Pajiban's First Person Account of the Women's March in Washington D.C.


The Weekend's Best Inauguration Story Involved Trump's Inaugural Cake


Samoas or Caramel deLites? Why Do Girl Scout Cookies Have Different Names Depending On Where You Live?


45 Pop Culture Facts that NO ONE DENIES


A Riddle: What has Golden Hair, a Tiny Penis, and Can Fly?


Greenlight These TV Remakes of Popular Movies Now


Nothing Says Friendship Like Forcing Your Friends To Watch Bad Movies


Man Creatively Retaliates Against DMV for Wasting His Time


Women Spoke Just 27% of the Words in 2016's Top Ten Movies


Wait! Don't Boycott L.L. Bean Because of Trump!


Liveblogging Depression: Here's What This Sh-t Feels Like


Is the 'Beauty and the Beast' Twist That Emma Watson is the Beast?


Our President-Elect Doesn't Care About Racists, But Dairy Queen Sure as Hell Does


Donald Trump Takes to Twitter to Defend Himself, Sky is Blue


A Tribute to the Majestic Love Ballads of '80s/'90s Soap Operas


Biggest Trend at Coachella 2017? Climate Denying


The WaPo Express Did a Cover Story on the Women's March. They F*cked It Up


Apple to Introduce 'Theater Mode' For Your iPhone, Which Could Do to Theaters What Trump Is Doing to America


Subscription Addiction: Julep Brings Brave Pretty To Your Makeup Routine


Will Getting Hit By a Bus Kill You?


The Level of Stupidity Among Many Trump Supporters Is Staggering


George Michael Has Passed Away At 53


Hey, You Know What? Some Good Shit Did Actually Happen In 2016


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Seriously, Delta Airlines? Seriously?!


Ranking the Best Yule Log Videos the Internet Has to Offer


Reminder: The 'Fargo' Season 3 Cast Is Insane


The OA Continues the Serious Misrepresentation of Nose Bleeds in Pop Culture


I Have Seen Hell


Day 15: What the F*ck Is this Christmas Pageant All About Anyway? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


An Invaluable Weapon For Fighting Climate Change Disinformation


Day 14: Reminder--Emma Thompson Is Wearing a Fat Suit and Stays with Her Garbage Husband - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


TV Dad Alan Thicke Has Died at 69


Science Says People Who Swear Are F**king Wicked Smart!


Day 13: The Hump Point Hump-Post -- What Pairs Should Have Ended Up Together? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


The 10 Most Egregious Golden Globe Snubs (And Who They Should Have Replaced)


Day 12: The Real Villain of the Movie? Laura Linney's Brother's C*ckblock of a Mental Hospital - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


EXCLUSIVE: All the Celebrities Set to Attend President Trump's Inauguration


The 2017 Golden Globe Nominations


Day 11: Let's Play a Game of Mortal, Imaginary or Sex Robot - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


Day 10: Why Is Emma Thompson's Entire Character a Lie? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


Day 9: Wait, Alan Rickman's Company Does WHAT? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


Showrunners Are Finally Getting Tired of Using Rape As a Plot Device


Day 8: An Examination of All the Body Issues in 'Love Actually' - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'


What the Year's Most-Used GIFs Tell Us About 2016


Day 7: A Brief Musical Interlude - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


So, You're Dead Inside


Hey, This Is a Thing That Happened: Stephen Bannon Once Wrote Weird, Space-Age Erotic Shakespeare Fanfic


The Second Annual Guide to Shopping Local, the Pajiba Way


Day 6: Is Tony a Time Traveler, Teleporter, or Just a Victim of Bad Editing? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


The Weird Hovering Presence of 'Office Christmas Party' In This Week's 'SNL'


A Series of Reactions to Washington Post's 'How to Make Feminism Great Again' Article


Day 5: What's the Deal with the American Girls and Why Are They Into Garbage Colin? - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


No, Marlon Brando and Bernardo Bertolucci Did Not Physically Rape Maria Schneider--But That's Not the Point


The Exact Day That God Forsook Us


Amazon Go Is Going to Obliterate the Retail Industry


Public Service Announcement: 'Nocturnal Animals' is Not a Thriller


A Light In The Black: Victory For Standing Rock Water Protectors


Day 4: Alan Rickman's Secretary Might Be a Sex Robot - 25 Days of 'Love Actually'


Day 3: What Exactly Is President Billy Bob Doing to Natalie's Head? - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'


Day 2: Movie, I'd Like to Have a Word with Your HR Supervisor - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'


Here's the Email That Got 'Bojack Horseman's' Weirdest and Maybe Best Episode to Air


Trying Not To Be Terrified of Our Future on World AIDS Day


Day 1: Is Peter and Juliet's Wedding Unstuck in Time? - 25 Days of 'Love, Actually'


Slate Thinks PMS Is Made Up. *cracks knuckles* So Let's Talk PMS


Kathleen Kennedy Doesn't Think There Are Any Women Directors 'Experienced' Enough To Direct 'Star Wars'. Um...


Rahul Kohli's Best Faces From 'iZombie' Season One


Florence Henderson, of 'The Brady Bunch' Fame, is Dead at 82


If Only Mike Pence Weren't An Actual Danger to the World, His Law School Comic Strip Phase Might Have Been the Weirdest Thing About Him


Do You Have Too Much Money & A Holiday Shopping List Full of People You Hate? The Cheetos Store Is For You


What The Fu*k Even Is Ezra Miller's Jawline?


2016 Has Its Official 'Word of the Year' and It's Depressing as Hell


Alright Let's Do This. Cats: Are They the Best or the Worst?


Reminder: Be Gentle with Your Sex Dolls


One of the Most Mocked Television Scenes of All Time Has Finally Been Explained


Let's Find Some Silver Linings In the Top Grossing Indie Movies of 2016


There's a Conspiracy Theory Involving Barcodes, the Devil and 'The Mark of the Beast'


Emily Doe, Stanford Sexual Assault Survivor, Named a Glamour Woman of the Year


A Serious, Definitive Assessment Of Which Avenger Is Which Drink


Crucial AP Stylebook Modifications Designed for the Trump Presidency


R.I.P. Leonard Cohen, Oh To Sweep Up The Jokers You Left Behind


Horror Movie Pitches Ready to Sell to the Highest Bidder


A Message Of Support From Europe


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You Are Not Emotionally Prepared for This Pro-Black Lives Matter, Pro-Obama Glenn Beck Interview


It Was a Big Week For Open Letters and Too Many Feelings


'Running Zack' Morris Apologizes for that 'Saved by the Bell' Episode


The Code Word is Go, Cubs, Go! Hamilton's Chicago Cast Honors the Cubs


Movies Released the Last Time the Cubs Won the World Series


THIS IS NOT A DRILL! The 'Hamilton Mixtape' Is Here and It's Glorious


Forget 'Back to the Future'--'Parks and Recreation' Predicted the Cubs 2016 World Series Win


Just a Big Damn List of Awesome Things Related to the Cubs Win Because Why the F*ck Not, WE WON, BABY!


Why Can't We Have Just One Halloween That's Not Mired In Racist Bullshit?


Yes, Women Are Laughing At Those Poor Men Who Just Discovered What Birth Control Side Effects Feel Like


Disgust from 'Inside Out' Is a Horrible Monster Who Can Go Straight to Hell


What Will We Do Once He's Gone: Fear Of A Post-Trump Planet


L.A. Comic Con, The Big City Small Town Comic Convention


Secret Unveils New Trans-Inclusive Ad And Shut Up *You're* Crying


How We'd Spend Our Birthday if We Were Hillary Clinton


Oh, You're Planning to Dress as David S. Pumpkins For Halloween? So Is Everyone Else


'We Basically Handed Her a Porn Machine': Practical Horrors of Raising Children in the Internet Age


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Setting the differential equations equal to zero gives braaaaaaaaiiiiiiins


Admin's Baby Name Is?


You're All Drunk, Tattooed, and Hungry


Jeffster!


Robert DeNiro, Go Get Me a Motherfucking Iced Tea!


Bedtime Stories Shouldn't Make Me Want to Do Such Dirty Things


Which John Hughes Character Do You Most Identify With


The Six Best Films of the First Half of 2009


The Ten Most Popular Guides of Pajiba’s Five-Year History


Pajiba Turns Five


Ed McMahon 1923 - 2009


What Sound Does Scooby Doo Make When He Climaxes?


It's Always Drunk as a Skunk in Philadelphia


Zack Attack Gives Public Enemey a "Time Out"


Don't need nuthin, but a good time...


Hi. Do you like vans and duct tape? I have a clown suit in my basement.


"Vultures! Vultures! Come in vultures!"


Pajiba Announcements


The MTV Movie Awards


2009 Scripps National Spelling Bee


California Upholds Prop 8


The Transforminators


The New "Tonight Show" Set


Tom Hanks, He a Funny Guy


Milton Green Needs a Kidney


RIP: Dom Deluise 1933 - 2009


A Turd in a Bucket is not Logical


The Modern Day Ritual


The Weekend Hijack Thread


Polling the Pajiba Icons


This Week In Weird Wolverine News


I might have made me a few enemies thereabouts.


Squeaky Bun Time


The Weekend Hijack Thread


The Reveal on the Really Uncomfortable April Fool's Joke


The Further Evolution of Pajiba