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Space Cowboy And The Rocketeers Head To 'Space' This Morning

By Jen Maravegias | Miscellaneous | July 20, 2021 |

By Jen Maravegias | Miscellaneous | July 20, 2021 |


Billionaire Amazon God of Next Day Deliveries, Jeff Bezos, and his three-person crew blasted off in a phallic rocket ship into the edges of outer space this morning. It’s the thing mediocre science fiction movies of the ’50s are made of. We live in Amazon amazing times. While I absolutely do not begrudge Mary Wallace “Wally” Funk her well deserved opportunity to do spins and rolls above the Kármán line, if the Bezos brothers somehow, magically, didn’t make it back, I don’t think I’d be a bit sad. I’m not the only one either. A bunch of other plebs took to Twitter this morning to let us know how they really feel about this trip.

Imani Gandy

The Northumbrians

Rat Plagued New Yorkers

Randy Rainbow

Where’s the lie?

The Rare Twitter Double-Dunk

So say we all