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Anthony Mackie Doesn't Want People Thinking Sam and Bucky Are Gay
Ana de Armas Rebounds From Ben Affleck With Some Tech Bro
Zoë Kravitz Is Taking Channing Tatum to 'Pussy Island' for Her Directorial Debut
Chrissy Teigen Wrote Another Apology for Her 'Horrible Tweets'
Angelina Jolie and Jonny Lee Miller Might Be a Thing Again
Jameela Jamil Will Reportedly Be the Big Bad In 'She-Hulk'
Holy Sh*t, the Kanye West and Irina Shayk Thing Is Real?!
Karen Allen Swats Down Theories Accusing Indiana Jones of Being a Child Predator
Ellie Kemper Apologizes for Attending Debutante Ball in 1999
The Internet Says 'Nope' to Alec & Hilaria Baldwin's Parenting Podcast
So, Uh, Ben Affleck Got Laid
Trump's Facebook and Instagram Have Not Been Reinstated (Thank God)
No, Ellie Kemper Is Not a 'KKK Princess,' You Dopes
Taika Waititi Reportedly Caught Sh*t From Marvel for 'Threesome' Pics
Is Gwen Stefani a Republican? Hope You Like Weird Non-Answers
Brad Pitt Actually Won Joint Custody of His Kids. Huh.
Seth Rogen Calls Out Comedians Complaining About Cancel Culture
Lindsay Lohan Is Starting Her Comeback With a Netflix Christmas Movie
It Sure Looks Like Taika Waititi Is Having Threesomes With Rita Ora and Tessa Thompson
Ben Affleck Apparently Can't Believe Jennifer Lopez Is Still Hot
Danny Masterson Took a Smiling Selfie After His Court Hearing (Gross)
Another One of Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candles Exploded (Allegedly)
Courtney Stodden Wants Chrissy Teigen to Lose All of Her Endorsements
Ricky Schroder Flips Out at Costco Greeter Over Mask Policy
John Mulaney Is Dating Olivia Munn Already
Chrissy Teigen Apologized to Courtney Stodden. It Didn't Work.
Tom Cruise Tried to Convince Seth Rogen That Louis Farrakhan Is 'Great'
Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez Already Took a 'Couple's Vacation' Together
Gal Gadot Confirms Joss Whedon Threatened Her Career While Filming 'Justice League'
So Meghan McCain Really Wants to Bang Will Smith
Caitlyn Jenner Is for the Wall Now, Donald Trump's Wall
Andrew Garfield 'Denies' He Has Cameo in 'Spider-Man: Far From Home'
Kat Dennings & Andrew WK Are Apparently a Thing
Ben Affleck & Jennifer Lopez Are Probably Back Together Again
Quiverfull Garbage Human Josh Duggar Has Been Arrested
Finally, Britney Will Get to Speak for Herself
A NYPost Journalist Resigns After Being Ordered to Write a False Story about Kamala Harris
A Couple of 'SNL' Cast Members Don't Seem too Thrilled about Elon Musk Hosting, Either
Moby Says He's Not a Creep, He's a Recovering Addict. Why Not Both?
Russell Crowe Has Revealed His 'Thor: Love and Thunder' Role
Wait, 'Master of None' Is Seriously Coming Back? OK...
The Derek Chauvin Verdict Came Back Guilty (Hell. Yes.)
Michael Keaton Will Officially Return As Batman in 'The Flash'
Jim Caviezel Is Pushing Qanon Theories Now, Wonderful...
Ivanka Trump Got the COVID Vaccine and Her Dad's Army of Morons Are Pissed
Chet Hanks Is Being Sued For $1 Million by His Ex-Girlfriend Over Allegations of Abuse
Urkel Sells Weed Now
Sebastian Stan Butt Naked, Anyone?
Charlyne Yi Calls Out Seth Rogen for Allegedly Enabling James Franco
Jerry Falwell Jr. Is Telling People to Get Vaccinated Now
Angelina Jolie Might Be Dating Diplo? Oh, OK
Piers Morgan Took a Shot at David Simon and He Best Did Miss
Jamie Kennedy Gets Grilled About Starring in Anti-Abortion Movie
Did the Snyder Cut Just Torpedo Ava DuVernay's 'New Gods' Movie?
Sarah Palin Is Pro-Mask and Pro-Vaccine Now (Gee, I Wonder What Happened?)
Chet Hanks Made 'White Boy Summer' Merch and, Uh, Yikes
Rachel Bilson Shared a High School Photo of Rami Malek and He Was Kind of a D*ck About It
Chrissy Teigen and John Legend Had Sex at the Democratic National Convention
Britney Spears Officially Petitions Her Dad to Resign From Her Conservatorship
Orlando Bloom Isn't Having Enough Sex With Katy Perry After She Birthed Him a Whole Child
Joe Biden Calls for an Assault Rifle Ban, Let's Make That Sh*t Happen
Ellen's Ratings Are in the Toilet
Kylie Jenner Just Made a Compelling Case to Eat the Rich
Britney Spears Is Open to a Meghan Markle Style Interview With Oprah
Ralph Fiennes Thinks the Way J.K. Rowling Has Been Treated Is 'Disturbing'
Meghan McCain Actually Blamed Kamala Harris for Republicans Being Too Stupid to Get the COVID Vaccine
Zack Snyder Will Wisely Hold off on Directing 'The Fountainhead'
Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez 'Are Working Through Some Things'
Are We Supposed to Feel Sorry for Armie Hammer Because His Family Sucks?
Naya Rivera's Father Accuses Ryan Murphy of Not Donating to Her Son's College Fund as Promised
Disney CEO Defends Firing Gina Carano, Reaffirms Kathleen Kennedy's Job Is Safe for Years to Come
Meghan McCain Is Just Like Meghan Markle, You Guys, Just Like Her
New York State Senate Majority Leader Calls for Andrew Cuomo to Resign
Where's Vice President Kamala Harris? Breaking the Senate Tie on COVID Relief
Kayleigh McEnany Has a Nickname at Fox News and It's Fitting as Hell
Dolly Parton Got Her COVID Shot!
Hilaria and Alec Baldwin Found a Sixth Baby Somewhere
Somebody Shot Lady Gaga's Dog Walker and Stole Her French Bulldogs? Jesus...
The NHS Saw Gwyneth Paltrow Is Pushing COVID Cures and Have Already Told Her to Knock It Off
So the Next Spider-Man Movie Has Three Titles Right Now, but What Does It All Mean, Basil?
Lord Queen Meghan McCain of House MyFather Demands to Speak to the COVID Vaccine's Manager
Elton John Gets Dragged for His 'Lovely' Friendship With Rush Limbaugh
Jason Sudeikis Dating 'Ted Lasso' Co-Star Keeley Hazell After Olivia Wilde Ditched Him for Harry Styles
Gwyneth Paltrow Got COVID and Now She's Pushing Goop Cures for It, Oh God Jesus No
'The Mandalorian' Will Not Recast Cara Dune After Firing Gina Carano
Meghan McCain Got Dragged for Tweeting Dumb Sh*t About the Fence Around the Capitol
Gina Carano F*cked up So Bad Her Action Figures Are Being Canceled
Pedro Pascal's Tweets Are Nothing Like Gina Carano's Despite What the Hate-Muppet Says
'Game of Thrones' Bella Ramsey Cast as Ellie in HBO's 'The Last of Us'
Pedro Pascal Proudly Supports His Sister Coming Out as Trans
Hilaria Baldwin Apologies for Not Being Clear That She's a Super White, Not Spanish Lady
Olivia Wilde Explains the 'No Assholes' Policy That Made Her Fire Shia LaBeouf
The GOP Reined in Marjorie Taylor Greene by Doing Nothing and Giving Her a Standing Ovation
The MyPillow Guy Is Too Batsh*t Even for Newsmax
Aubrey O'Day Dragging Donald Trump Jr. on Twitter Can Stay, Let's Keep That Going
Ella Emhoff Is Already Being Harassed Online
Armie Hammer Is Allegedly Abusing His Dog, Too
Amy Schumer Lights Hilaria Baldwin on Fire While Exiting Their 'Feud'
Marjorie Taylor Greene Is a Dangerous Psycho Who Needs to Go
Did Meghan McCain Just Admit She Still Voted for Trump in 2020?
Josh Hawley Defended Militias After the Oklahoma City Bombing? Oh. OH JESUS.
Jane Krakowski Issues a Jenna Maroney-esque Denial to the MyPillow Guy Rumors
Netflix Would Really Like P*rn Sites to Stop Pirating 'Bridgerton' Clips
Ben Affleck and Ana De Armas Might Get Back Together Soon
Gwyneth Paltrow's Vagina Candles Are Reportedly Exploding Now
Tiffany Haddish Is Under Fire for Allegedly Spreading COVID Conspiracy Theories
Chris Rock Almost Played Who on 'Seinfeld'?
Armie Hammer Exits J.Lo Romantic Comedy 'Shotgun Wedding' Following Online Rumors of Abuse
Bruce Willis Got Kicked Out of a Los Angeles Pharmacy for Refusing to Wear a Mask
'QAnon Shaman' Refuses to Eat Prison Food Because It's Not 'Organic'
So Armie Hammer Allegedly Likes to Drink Women's Blood
Meghan McCain Thought Now Was a Good Time to Defend Josh Hawley
What Happened to John Fetterman Today Is Proof That Trumpism Is a Cancer
Rest In Peace, Tanya Roberts
No, Vandalizing Nancy Pelosi's House Is Not 'Cool,' You Idiots
Robert Pattinson Is Reportedly Sick of Being Batman Already
January Jones Got Drunk on Instagram and Blew up Bruce Willis' Spot
Olivia Wilde Fired Shia Labeouf for Violating Her No A$$holes Policy
Hilaria Baldwin's Fake Spanish Accent Is the Holiday Tea I Didn't Know I Needed
A Dominion Employee Just Sued the Trump Campaign and Its Cabal of Idiots, Life Is Good
Leah Remini Calls Tom Cruise's Rant a Staged 'Publicity Stunt'
Selena Gomez Reportedly Cuts Ties With Hillsong Church
Gal Gadot Confirms She Had a Bad Experience With Joss Whedon on 'Justice League'
So is Joss Whedon's Career Over? Because It Sure Seems Like It
An Angry Tom Cruise Delivers a Profanity-Fueled Rant After Crew Members Violate Covid Protocols
Bill Barr Has Left the Administration
Sia Claims That Shia LaBeouf 'Conned' Her into an Adulterous Relationship
The Kardashians Merged With Disney, It's All Over for Us Now
January Jones Wrecks The National Enquirer's Idiotic Attempt to Shame Her Bikini Photos
Sex Pest 'Wine Lady' Melissa Carone Swears She Wasn't Drunk During Giuliani Hearing
Christopher Nolan Unloads on Warner Bros. Releasing Films on HBO Max, and He's Not Wrong
Rudy Giuliani Hospitalized for COVID-19
So Movie Theaters Are Pretty Pissed at Warner Bros. Right Now
Mads Mikkelsen Hopes Johnny Depp Is 'Back in the Saddle Again' Soon? Hannibal, No...
Christ, Even Bill Barr Is Saying There's No Evidence of Voter Fraud
Rosario Dawson Responds to Anti-Trans Allegations Plaguing Her Ahsoka Tano Casting
Why Did Joss Whedon Really Leave HBO's 'The Nevers'?
Dax Shepard Handled Getting Roasted By Hasan Minhaj Well
John Cleese to J.K. Rowling: 'Look at Me, I Hate Trans-Rights, Too!'
Trump's Legal Team Is Already Backing Away From Sidney 'The Kraken' Powell
The Pope Liked a Butt Pic on Instagram and Now the Vatican Is Freaking Out
Holy Shit! 'Wonder Woman 1984' Will Hit HBO Max and Theaters on Christmas Day
Dolly Parton Is Very Close to Living Out Her 'Playboy' Dream
Ben Shapiro's Bigoted Little Keebler Elf Mind Can't Handle Harry Styles in a Dress
So That's Why Marvel Circled Its Wagon Around the Worst Chris
Scott Baio Is a Bootlicking Weirdo
Alton Brown Made a Holocaust Joke After Admitting He's a Conservative (Damn, Dude)
'America: Endgame' Creator Breaks Down Those Hilariously Random Cameos
Fox News Cuts Off Kayleigh McEnany Mid-Lie
Rest In Peace, Alex Trebek (1940 - 2020)
Kourtney Kardashian Is Telling People That Masks Cause Cancer Because Her Family Is the Goddamn Devil
Anyone in the Market for a Life-Size Cutout of Timothy Olyphant From 'The Mandalorian'?
Megan Fox Dragged Brian Austin Green for Making Her Look Like an 'Absent Mother' on Instagram
Trump Left Another Crowd Out in the Cold, This Time in the Battleground State of PA (Smart!)
Scarlett Johansson Marries Bland, Boring Box of Chins
Jennifer Lawrence Clarifies the Whole 'I Was a Little Bit Republican' Thing
NXIVM Founder Keith Raniere Sentenced to 120 Years in Prison
Amy Coney Barrett Has Been Confirmed to the Supreme Court. Goddammit.
Mike Pence's Staff Is Spraying COVID Everywhere
It's Nice to See Jill Duggar Escape the Fold (For the Most Part)
Rudy Giuliani Claims 'Borat 2' Scene Is Retaliation for Hunter Biden (Sure, Pal)
Robert Downey Jr. and Mark Ruffalo Defend Chris Pratt for Not Being 'Political'
Zack Snyder Backed Joe Biden and Sad, Angry Dorks Are Losing It
Kirstie Alley Announced She's Voting for Trump; It Went Really Well for Her
How About If We Just Stop Commenting On Women's Bodies All Together? Deal? Deal.
Ice Cube Has Been Secretly Working With the Trump Campaign
Nancy Pelosi Ripped Wolf Blitzer a New Asshole
Robert Pattinson & Zoë Kravitz Are Back to Work on 'The Batman'
Dr. Fauci Is Pissed with the Trump Campaign
A Grand Jury In Texas Indicts Netflix Over 'Cuties'
Anne Heche Says Fox Canceled Her Film Contract Because of Relationship With Ellen DeGeneres
Robert Downey Jr. Is Trying to Launch a Sherlock Holmes Cinematic Universe Now
AOC and the Squad Drag Twitter for Caring About Harmful Tweets Now That It Affects Trump
Did Shia LaBeouf Steal Someone's MAGA Hat?
The Trump Family Is Afraid Brad Parscale Is About to Roll on Them
Gwyneth Paltrow Posted a Nude for Her Birthday. Hey, Why Not?
The Rock Endorses Joe Biden and Kamala Harris
Joe Rogan Is Already a Pain in Spotify's Ass
The Breonna Taylor Grand Jury Decision Is Bullsh*t
Cindy McCain to Endorse Joe Biden; Daughter Meghan Still an Idiot
Jax and Brittany Join the Growing List of 'Vanderpump Rules' Stars Who Are Popping Out Kids
Dave Chappelle Tells His Critics to 'Shut the F*ck up Forever' During Emmy Speech (How About No?)
Netflix's 'Cheer' Star Jerry Harris Arrested
Bill Barr Is Floating the Idea of Charging Protesters With Sedition. Can You Taste the Fascism Yet?
Cardi B Files for Divorce From Offset After He Allegedly Cheated (Again)
Jason Momoa Releases New Statement Supporting Ray Fisher and My Man Sounds Pissed
Gina Carano Dropped a Bucket of Transphobia in Star Wars' Lap
Jon Gosselin Accused Of Physically Abusing His Son
'Wonder Woman 1984' Is Probably Getting Bumped, Knocking 'Dune' Into Next Year
Lily Allen and David Harbour Are Reportedly Engaged
Candace Owens Took a Shot at Cardi B, It Didn't Go Well for Her
Quarantining Is Not A Prison Sentence, Lili
John Boyega Puts 'Star Wars' on Blast for Failing POC Characters Like Finn and Rose
Minka Kelly & Trevor Noah Have Been Secretly Boning This Whole Time, 'Allegedly'
Niecy Nash Is Out, Proud, and Has a New Wife!
'Black Panther' Director Ryan Coogler Shares His Loving Tribute to Chadwick Boseman
It Ain't Subtle
Jamie Lynn Spears Is in Charge of Britney Spears' Finances Now. Sure, Why Not?
Tom Cruise Made a Weird-Ass Video to Promote Seeing 'Tenet' in Theaters
Sofia Vergara Would Like the Jokes About Her Accent Left Out of the Ellen Debacle, Please
Megan Thee Stallion Confirms Tory Lanez Shot Her and It Wasn't Over Kylie Jenner
Jamie Spears is Not a Good Guy
Britney Spears Just Made a Move That Will Confuse the Hell Out of #FreeBritney
Brad Pitt & Jennifer Aniston Are Getting Back Together (For a Charity Table Read)
Elizabeth Debicki as Princess Di Is Genius Casting
Katy Perry's Ex-Husband Dismissed 'WAP' as Nothing but Porn, and Folks Were Not Having It
Things Are Getting Uglier For Chrishell Stause of 'Selling Sunset' and Ex Justin Hartley
Olivia Munn Wants to Be a Part of the G4 Relaunch? Did Not See That Coming
Eric Trump Used Robin Williams To Attack Joe Biden? Oh Hell No
Worst Chris Welcomes His First Schwarzenegger Offspring, What a Time to Be Alive
Dave Chappelle Invited Louis CK to His Ohio Comedy Show, Goddammit
Human Trash Jake Paul's Home Searched By The FBI
Kanye West's Presidential Campaign Is Exactly the Republican Ratf*ck Everyone Suspected
Brian Austin Green Claims He Didn't Know Courtney Stodden Was 'Famous' and That They Only Had Lunch, You Pervs
Jerry Falwell Jr. Tweeted Some Odd Vacation Photos Because Apparently It's Been Too Long Since He's Had A Scandal
Sean Penn Secretly Married Leila George, The 28-Year-Old Daughter of Vincent D'Onofrio. Congrats?
The First Ever Non-Oprah Cover For O Magazine Is Breonna Taylor
Armie Hammer Is the New Susan Sarandon. Oh Good.
What's Cameron Diaz Been up To? Making Wine That Gives You Fewer Hangovers. Bam!
Keanu Reeves' Warmth and Charm Is So Palpable, You Can Actually Feel It Over Zoom
Gwyneth Paltrow Really Wants You to Know Which Celebrity Wife Taught Her How to Do a BJ
When You Come For Martha Stewart, You Best Not Miss
Joe Rogan Is Putting Trans Lives in Danger. Again.
Jeremy Renner Accused of Bringing 'Several Young Women' Without Masks Around His Daughter
Maxine Waters Is Out Here Confronting Cops on the Street, DGAF
Caitlyn Jenner Wants To Be Running Mate to Kanye, Who Disrespected Harriet Tubman
A Cast Member Of 'Entourage' Has Been Accused Of Sexual Assault
Megan Thee Stallion Puts Stop to Rumors by Revealing She Was Shot Over the Weekend and Is the Victim of a Crime
Chance the Rapper Backed Kanye for President Then Quickly Realized That Was a Terrible Mistake
Zendaya in a Tarantino Movie Needs to Happen, Says Vivica A. Fox
Bill Hader and Rachel Bilson Couldn't Make It Work in Case Things Weren't Bleak Enough for You
Ben and Ana Better Step Up Their Paparazzi Game
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Can Finally Be in the Same Room
Johnny Depp Had His First Day in Court and It's Already a Sh*t Show
Congratulations, America's Ass
The Power Dynamic of Jada Pinkett Smith and August Alsina's Alleged Affair Is Not Great
Lena Dunham Wants You to Know Hollywood Is 'Rigged in Favor of White People,' e.g., Lena Dunham
Meghan McCain Defended the 'Ken and Karen' Gun Nuts Because Meghan McCain Is Gonna Meghan McCain
Sacha Baron Cohen 'Tricked' a Three Percenter Rally Into Having A Racist Sing-Along
Anthony Mackie Calls Out Marvel for Its Lack of Diversity and He Ain't Wrong
It's Just 'The Chicks' Now, Thankyouverymuch
Jenny Slate Exits 'Big Mouth' and Apologizes for Engaging in Black Erasure
Charlize Theron Calls Steven Seagal an Overweight Fraud Who's Not Nice to Women
Justin Bieber Refutes Sexual Assault Accusation With More Receipts Than I've Ever Seen in My Life
Whitney Cummings Finally Addresses the Chris D'Elia Accusations
Pajiba Love, Juneteenth Edition: Congresswoman Pressley Would Like a Word, Mr. Barr
Rep. Matt Gaetz Revealed He Has an Adult Son to Score Political Points in a Debate He Somehow Lost to Meghan McCain
Danny Masterson Arrested, Charged with Raping Three Women
Megan Fox Definitely Saw Those Photos of Brian Austin Green With Courtney Stodden
Courtney Stodden Is Brian Austin Green's Rebound? Did Not See That Coming
Just FYI in Case Your Name Is Sia, This Is Nicki Minaj
Emma Watson Defends Trans Rights After J.K. Rowling Continues to Go Full TERF
Stassi and Kristen Fired From 'Vanderpump Rules' for Their Racist Garbage That Could've Got a Woman Killed
Kamala Harris Wrecked Meghan McCain's Stupid 'Defund the Police' Comments
Minneapolis Pledges to Disband Its Police Department, Here We Go
This Is What A Looter Looks Like:
There is an Internal Rebellion Against The New York Times Over an Op-Ed That Put Its Black Staffers in Danger
Gwyneth Paltrow Actually Used Her White Privilege for Good?
Myka Stauffer Is Losing Sponsorships After Admitting That She 'Rehomed' Her Autistic Son? Good
Thomas Middleditch Bragged About His Open Marriage and Now It's Over, Whoops
A YouTuber Said She 'Re-Homed' Her Adoptive Child
Oscar Isaac Is Team Biden and People Are Taking It Well (Nope, No, They're Not)
Jimmy Fallon Gets Dragged for 'SNL' Sketch Where He Wears Blackface to Play Chris Rock (Yup)
The Secret Behind Who Really Sang That Taylor Swift Cover on 'Killing Eve'
Ben Affleck & Ana De Armas Are Taking His Kids on Their Pap Walks Now, Oh Good
Lana Del Rey Had Some ... Stuff to Say
Benedict Cumberbatch Has Turned Into a 'Bearded Snack' While on Lockdown
So Ruby Rose Just Quit 'Batwoman', Holy Sh*t
Drea De Matteo Has a Whole Lot to Say About Her Time on 'The Sopranos' in New Podcast
Tara Reid Joins the Rapidly Growing 'Tiger King' Cinematic Universe That Will Consume Us All
Mary-Kate Olsen's Divorce is Off to a Nasty Start
Aw, Man, It's Time For Another Kardashian Pregnancy Already?
The Story of Lena Dunham Accosting Brad Pitt Has the Worst Ending of All Time
Did Emma Stone Get Secretly Married Under the Cover of Quarantine?
Hilarie Burton Says MTV Groomed Her to Be Quiet If Celebs Like Ben Affleck Groped Her Again
Florence Pugh Is Not Done Going Off On People For Being Hateful About Her Private Life
Jessica Simpson Refuses to Be Body-Shamed for Having Breasts at the Met Gala
Justin Bieber & Hailey Baldwin Might Actually Be the Schadenfreude We Need Right Now
The Free Britney Spears Movement Just Had A Flaming Setback
The Kardashians Are Already Milking the Virus for Ratings; Everything's Back to Normal!
Harrison Ford Is Still Confused By Parsecs
Katie Couric Recalls the Time that Denzel Went Seriously Denzel On Her
Florence Pugh Has Caught January Jones' Infectious Stir-Crazy Bug
A Very Cavallari Divorce Is Getting Very Nasty
A Very Cavallari Divorce
She's Not Fooled By The Rocks That She Got, She's Just, She's Just Jenny From The Block
Julianne Hough Is No Longer Quarantining with Her Husband
When One Part of Twitter Tried to Cancel Adam Driver, the Star Wars Part of Twitter Rose Up and Said, 'Oh, hell no!'
Cole Sprouse Denies Cheating on Lili Reinhart with Pete Davidson’s Ex, Kaia Gerber
It's Great to See Rachel McAdams Again
Stir-Crazy January Jones Is Losing It
Mulaney Is a TikTok Muse, Padma Idiotically Criticized for Not Wearing a Bra, and Big Props to Michael Che
Shia LaBeouf Has Apparently Reconciled with His Ex-Wife. Wait, LaBeouf Has an Ex-Wife?
Kate Beckinsale Managed to Find a New Boyfriend Even Younger than the Previous Three
'Prepare to Be Disappointed, Punk'
Grifter Gwyneth Thinks that Her Haters Are Just Jealous Of Her Beauty And Wealth
Florence Pugh Does Not Need Your Permission to Date Zach Braff, Thanks
Kaley Cuoco Has Been 'Forced to' Live with a Dude Name Karl She Probably Forgot She Married
Our Sincerest Condolences, Michael Che
We Ain't Mad at Kylie Jenner
Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard are Having a Tough Time
Adam Schlesinger Is a Profoundly Hard Loss
Joe Rogan to Gal Gadot: 'Stay Offline, You #*$!. Get Off Your Phone'
Ben Affleck Is Really Nailing Those ‘Love in the Time of a Pandemic’ Pap Walks
Jim And Pam Were Not Meant To Be 💔
Evangeline Lilly Is Sorry
'Scream' Co-Stars Matthew Lillard and Courteney Cox Have Daughters Named Coco, Who Are Inspiring for Very Different Reasons Today
Chris Evans and His Brother Provide the Regrettable Quarantine Content We Need
So, Cardi B Has a Theory
Horror Stories About Ellen Degeneres? Inject Them Into Our Veins
Evangeline Lilly Will Not Be Going Into Quarantine Now, Thanks
Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas are Instagram Official, And Affleck Wants the Photo Credit
Update: A Week After Diagnosis, Tom Hanks Has the Blahs
Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson Have Left the Hospital. Are We Done Yet?
A Heartbreaking Old Clip from 'Scrubs' Illustrating the Importance Of Social Distancing Has Gone Viral
Lindsey Graham Self-Quarantines, and Alexandra Grant on Her Relationship with Keanu Reeves ❤️
It's Been a Hell of a Night
Harvey Weinstein: 'I Want Jennifer Aniston Killed'
Ben Affleck Has a New Girlfriend
Evangeline Lilly Has Had a Hard Year
The Coronavirus Delays Its First Celebrity Wedding
For Those Not Curious Enough to Watch, But Curious Enough to Click, Here's Who Has Been Unmasked So Far on Season 3 of 'The Masked Singer'
Michael Rapaport And Barstool Sports Are Trying to Destroy Each Other. Let's Hope They Both Win
Things Still Aren’t Right Between Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake
Maisie Williams 'Fell In Love with a Boy'
MSNBC Contributor Benched for Smearing Black, Female Bernie Staffers
Some Kids These Days Are Still Blind To Their Own Privilege
Pete Davidson Calls Louis C.K. a ‘Piece of Shit’ Who Tried To Get Him Fired From ‘SNL’
Pete Davidson Candidly Explains Why His Girlfriends Keep Dumping Him
Gigi Ends Jake On Behalf of Zayn
The 'CIA-Lovin', Red-State Hero' is Not the Narrative John Krasinski Wants You To Have Of Him
Colin Jost May Leave 'SNL' After the Election to Spend More Time Being a +1
Ben Affleck Reveals His Biggest Regret, and It's Neither 'Gigli' Nor 'Jersey Girl'
‘The Price is Right’ Taping Postponed Following the Death of Dr. Amie Harwick, Drew Carey’s Ex-Fiancée
No, Keegan-Michael Key Did Not Endorse Pete Buttigieg
Does Anyone Want To Explain To Snoop Dogg How Apologies Work Or Nah?
Natalie Portman Responds After Rose McGowan Calls Her Oscar Dress 'Deeply Offensive'
Macaulay Culkin Recalls His Relationship with Michael Jackson, Chides James Franco
Joe Biden Inexplicably Calls a N.H. Voter a ‘Lying, Dog-Faced Pony Soldier’
Censorship Does Not Mean What You Think It Means, Madonna
Jameela Jamil Is Messy
Prosecutors Humiliated Harvey Weinstein During His Trial Today. Good.
Edward Norton Calls Janeane Garofalo A Liar
Jason Momoa's Creepy-Hilarious Commercial Wins the Super Bowl
Linda Hamilton Would Like to Be Done with 'Terminator' Now, Thanks
Charlie Hunnam: 'It Was Just Some Stupid Sh*t I Said in the Heat of the Moment'
Hey Joe Biden: Cantankerous Old Coot Is Bernie's Lane! (But I See Joe's Still Got the Inappropriate Touching Down Pat)
Terry Crews Fritters Away Years of Goodwill In a Series of Tweets
Watch Alicia Keys and Boyz II Men Pay Tribute to Kobe Bryant at the Grammys
Danny Masterson Is A Monster. Allegedly.
Jessica Simpson Didn't Like It When Her Ex John Mayer Called Her 'Sexual Napalm'
Sometimes, Even Oprah Steps In It
'No Other Option,' Says Prince Harry About Stepping Back From Royal Family
No One Is More Upset that ‘Fleabag’ Lost the SAG Award Than the Cast of the Show That Won
Sean Penn's Girlfriend Is Half His Age and Also the Daughter of Kingpin
Anna Faris is Engaged, While Charlie Hunnam Sounds Like a Dick About Marriage
The 'Jeopardy' GOAT Tournament Has Crowned Its Champion
Yes, January Jones Did Date That Guy From ‘The Bachelor’
At 11:20 p.m., Saturday January 11th, 2020, DJ Qualls Announced at a Jim Jeffries Show That He Is Gay
Cheers to AOC, Our Future President 🔥
Back the Hell Off of Lizzo, Jillian Michaels
Yeah, No: That's Not OK
Kate Becksinale Goes Home with One of Pete Davidson's Best Friends After The Golden Globes
It's Official Now, and It Is Adorable
A Whole Lot Of Celebrities Got Engaged in the Last Few Days
How Are Brad and Jennifer Still a Story?
Armie Hammer Is Pathetic
Et Tu, Terry Gilliam?
'Thirst Trap,' As It Pertains to Mark Wahlberg, Doesn't Mean What Some Of You Think It Means
Here Are the Identities of All the S2 ‘The Masked Singer’ Celebrities, Including the Winner
Kumail Nanjiani’s New Jacked Physique Earns Him a Featured Placement on Pornhub
Emily Gordon Low-Key Assuages Our Concerns that Kumail Nanjiani Will Become the Next Chris Pratt
There Is F**kery Afoot On Both 'American Gods' and at The Hallmark Channel
The 'Peloton Wife' Says The Problem with the Ad Was Her Face
Charlize Theron Accidentally Flashes Everyone While Celebrating SAG Nomination
Wait! Florence Pugh is Dating Zach Braff? Plus 'Yes, That is a Vibrator'
Daisy Ridley Does Not Appear to Understand White Privilege
Chris Pine’s Steve Trevor Somehow Reunites with Gal Gadot’s Diana Prince in the 'Wonder Woman 1984' Trailer
Justin Timberlake Is Really Sorry But Go See His Movie, OK?
Emma Stone Is Engaged, and What Is It About A-List Celebrities and 'SNL' Dudes?
The Matt Smith/Lily James Relationship Gossip is Giving Us Whiplash
Justin Hartley’s ‘Messy’ Divorce May Be the Most Interesting Thing About Him
Just Pay the Damn Child Support, Broke-Ass Hunter Biden
Pete Buttigieg Phoned the Journalist Who Called Him a 'Lying MF'; It Did Not Go Terribly
A Breathless Update on Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's Marriage
Elizabeth Banks' Prince Andrew Joke Shocks Graham Norton's Guests
Pete Davidson Goes Full-Ken Doll In the Down There Region
Hunter Biden is Messy. Messy and a New Daddy
Brad Pitt Is Dating Way Above His Station Now
Johnny Depp’s Girlfriend Dumped Him Because She Doesn’t Want to Be Johnny Depp’s Girlfriend
Two Writers Quit Patricia Heaton’s Sitcom After Making Complaints Against Heaton's Husband
Louis C.K. Accuser: 'I Didn’t Consent to Louis C.K. Masturbating in Front of Me'
Brad Pitt Heard a Great Story About Adam Sandler
2019 Finally Got Something Right: Its Sexiest Man Alive
'Jeopardy' Delivers Its First Ever Tear-Jerking Moment
'Frasier' Reboot in the Works, 'The Soup' Is Coming Back, and 'Community' and 'Party Down' Revivals Are Possible
Et Tu, Jeff Goldblum?
If Warren Gets the Nomination, Bill Gates Won't Rule Out Voting for Trump
69-Year-Old-Ron Perlman to Divorce Amid Open Marriage Rumors, and 70-Year-Old Richard Gere Has Another Kid
Just Remember, Boy George, Shutting Up Is Also an Option, and It's Totally Free!
Evangeline Lilly Shaved Her Head. How Was Your Weekend?
Janky Lowbrain Dressed as Alexandria Ocasio Cortez for Halloween; It Did Not Go Well
Pour One Out for Deadspin (RIP) and the Inspiring Journalists Who Quit Today En Masse
The Joke That May Have Gotten Kurt Sutter Fired by Disney
Ben Affleck's Online Dating Is Going Well
Jared Padalecki Arrested for Public Intoxication and Assault
Megan Mullally Bails On Two Episodes of 'Will & Grace' Over Tensions with Cast
'Extreme Poverty' Doesn't Mean What Kelly Ripa Thinks It Means
Now You're Just Pissing Off the Prosecutors, Aunt Becky
Miley Cyrus Catches Flak For Suggesting Being Gay Is a Choice One Makes After Exhausting All the Good Dick
Mitt Romney's Eight-Year-Old Secret Twitter Account Is Scandalous! (It Is Not Scandalous)
Pete Davidson and Margaret Qualley Are Done
Screw It: Here's Who Has Been Unmasked So Far on 'The Masked Singer'
Gina Rodriguez Is Real Sorry About Using the N-Word, She Just Really Loves Lauryn Hill
Paul Rudd Had a Couple of Awkward Moments with Jennifer Aniston on ‘Friends’
RIP Tom Holland's Hair (You Were Loved), Plus Did We Know Who David Harbour Was Dating?
The Force Is Strong With...Freddie Prinze Jr.?
Mark Ruffalo Smashes Ellen Degeneres' Suggestion That We Should Be Kind to War Criminals
Bernie Sanders Scaling Back Campaign Events After a Heart Attack and a Heartbreaking Death in the Family
Marc Maron Calls Out 'Woke Culture' Comments Made By His 'Joker' Director, Todd Phillips
What Are You Doing, Ellen Degeneres?
Robert De Niro and James Franco Sued for Being Sh*tty Men
Go Away, Megyn Kelly
Tom Hanks Is the Real Deal
Ansel Elgort Wants To Be … Asexually Polyamorous?
'Fast and Furious' Director Rob Cohen Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault
Perfect Casting Is Perfect: Ryan Reynolds To Star In The Clue Movie
After Meeting with Ukrainian President, Ashton Kutcher Shares His Thoughts On Trump's Impeachment
Jon Cryer Fact Checks Demi Moore's Account That She Took His Virginity
January Jones Did Not Want to 'F**k That Old Man' Bruce Willis
Bad News for Anyone Who Got a 'Miley + Kaitlynn =4EVAH' Tattoo
Brad Pitt Confirms That He Threatened Harvey Weinstein on Gwyneth Paltrow's Behalf
Damnit Justin Trudeau! What Were You Thinking?
'Silicon Valley's' Thomas Middleditch And His Wife Mollie Gates Are Swingers
Ben Affleck’s Ex-Girlfriend Lindsay Shookus Has Exchanged a Hot Mess for a Mad Man
What the Hell is Joe Biden On About Now?
The Insufferable Jonathan Franzen Mansplains Climate Science
Randall Flagg and Mother Abagail Have Been Cast in 'The Stand' Miniseries
We Just Want Britney Jean to Be Happy, Dammit
Jenny Slate Is Getting Married, But Not to Best Chris
Like A Lot Of Us, Kristen Stewart Is Also Excited To See Robert Pattinson As Batman
Alec Baldwin 'Hates' Playing Trump on 'SNL' As Much As We Hate Watching Him Play Trump on 'SNL'
Occasionally Problematic Celebrity Couples Can Do Good Deeds, Too
Kristen Stewart Was Advised to Hide Her Sexuality to Secure a Marvel Role
Old Man President Now Literally Yelling at Clouds
James Comey Proves To Be Unlimited Fuel Source For Trump's Paranoia
Another Celebrity Actress Has Taken a Romantic Interest in Pete Davidson
This Wouldn't Have Been Our First Post-'SNL' Project for Leslie Jones, But She'll Make It Work
You Don’t Have to Understand Baseball to Appreciate the Padres Trolling the Red Sox
Did You Think You Could No Longer Be Surprised by Donald Trump's Stupidity? Think Again
Wait, What? Christina Hendricks' Hand Was in a Very Famous Movie Poster
Why Brad Pitt Is Estranged from His Son Is Unclear, But It Doesn't Speak Well of Pitt's Parenting
Kristen Wiig Is Now Engaged To a Hot Piece
The Very Private Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Very Privately Ended Their Relationship
Michael Sheen Didn't Cheat on His Ex Girlfriend, He Wants You to Know
NBD Trump Just Wants to Buy a Greenland
Danny Masterson and the Church of Scientology Sued by Four Women for Stalking
Disney Is Not Impressed with the Next X-Men Installment, 'The New Mutants'
Priyanka Chopra Did Not Respond Well To Being Called a 'Hypocrite'
So, Miley Cyrus Is Divorcing Liam Hemsworth to be With Brody Jenner's Ex-Girlfriend?
Mötley Crüe Drummer Tommy Lee Rips the Hell out of the Trump Administration
Macaulay Culkin Has a Very Appropriate Response to News of a 'Home Alone' Remake
Mitch McConnell Supporters Choke and Grope a Cut Out of AOC, But ... They're the Real Victims? (And a Note About Our Commenting Policy)
Afton Williamson Identifies Her Sexual Harasser on the Set of ABC's 'The Rookie'
Afton Williamson Quits ABC's 'The Rookie' After Alexi Hawley Ignored Sexual Harassment Complaints
David Brooks Has Really Outdone Himself in the Bad Take Department
Idris Elba Failing to Describe the Plot of 'CATS' Is the Best Thing About 'CATS'
Kelly McGillis Won't Be in the 'Top Gun' Sequel Because She's 'Old and Fat' And She's Just Fine with That
Tituss Burgess Calls Andy Cohen a 'Messy Bitch' After Eddie Murphy Question
Armie Hammer Skeeved Out the Whole Damn Internet This Weekend
A 'Dad Bod' Accusation Strikes Again
Oh, Please Do Shut Up, Michael Moore
Colin Jost Spent $400K on ScarJo's Engagement Ring, and Captain Kangaroo Was a Jackass
Yikes Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. YIKES
Taylor Swift Fans Are Mobilizing Against Kamala Harris
Of Course, Dad and Uncle Billy Need to Comment on Ireland Baldwin's Butt on Instagram
Liberal Jon Stewart Destroys Conservative Rand Paul on ... Fox News
Oh, Alyssa. No
Bless Jaden Smith's Wealthy, Privileged, No-One-Ever-Told-Him-No Heart
Is He, Geraldo? Is Trump Really 'Better Than' Today's Racist Tweets?
It's Megan Rapinoe's World, Ben Shapiro, And You're Just Living In It
Twitter Erupts in Faux Outrage Over Absurd Half Slight At His Shirtless 'Dad Bod'
Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul Pull a Cruel Bait and Switch with a 'Breaking Bad' Reunion
Netflix Will Pay Over $130 Million for One Movie (And It's Probably Worth It)
Donald Trump Goes Off on Fox News After World Cup Fans Chant 'F**k Trump' Live on Air
What? Hollywood Only Has Four Young Actors Now?
Tawny Labrium Is Engaged, and Her Fiancé Looks Exactly What You're Picturing
It Was a Big Weekend for Celebrity Weddings
Allegations of Bill Murray's Drunken Jackassery on the Set of 'Groundhog Day' Resurface
Adam Scott Gets in a Twitter Scuffle with Mitch McConnell
People Freaking Out Because a Series They Can Buy for $25 Is Leaving $10 Per Mo. Netflix
Olivia Munn's Got a #MeToo Hot Take
Joe Biden's Son, Hunter Biden, Is a Walking Disaster
First Look At Greta Gerwig's 'Little Women' Is A Soothing Balm In Our Current Timeline
Chuck Todd Is a Halfwit Clown
'Stranger Things' Kid's Prank Show Not as Terrible as Previously Believed (But Still Terrible)
John Cusack Retweets Anti-Semitic Meme, Defends It Repeatedly, Then Claims It Was a Bot 👀
Bella Thorne Thwarts Blackmailer by Posting Nudes Herself, Plus Dakota and Uninteresting Chris Break Up
Mara Wilson Weighs in on Nicholas Sparks' Trash Homophobia
Tim Allen Is a Miserable Tool
Oh Fer Chrissakes! What Are You Doing, Instagram Influencers? This Is Not How You Influence
Joe Biden Is Deluded
Worst Chris Joins the Kennedy Family, and Kylie Jenner Throws a Tone Deaf Party
Joe Biden Reverses Position After Elizabeth Warren Calls His Ass Out
Try Again, Second Best Chris. But This Time with Less Masshole
It's Been a Bad Day for Great Shows That No One Watches
As Passersby Looked Up, the Cold Chill of Death Briefly Passed Over Them
Donald Trump is Gaslighting Fact Checkers
Cake Vs Pie, Taco Vs Burrito, HBO Show Vs HBO Show. Welcome To Hell
Trump Has Another John McCain Hissy, and Kristen Stewart Bleached Her Eyebrows (Events Unrelated)
There Is No Limit to Rob Lowe's Vain Jackassery
Charlie Sheen Once Brought A Hooker To Thanksgiving Dinner, Because Of Course He Did
Quentin Tarantino Is Still Kind of a Jackass
Who Hated the 'Game of Thrones' Finale More? Elizabeth Warren, Aaron Rodgers, or Kirsten Gillibrand?
Even a Busted Human Being Is Right Twice in a Lifetime
Sam Bee Got Shafted by Comedy Central After Jon Stewart Retired from 'The Daily Show'
George R.R. Martin Forced to Dispel Absurd Rumors about the 'Game of Thrones' Books
Some of the 'Game of Thrones' Cast Members Seem Displeased about the Final Season, As Well
That Is No Way to Dig Out of the Hole, Third Best Chris
Isn't 'I Have A Plan For That' The Best Campaign Slogan Ever? (It Is.)
Leave Britney Alone! But Harass Don Jr. All You'd Like, Republicans
Jessica Chastain and Ava Duvernay Had Issues with This Week's 'Game of Thrones'
The Starbucks Coffee Cup In 'Game of Thrones' Wasn't Coffee. Also, Not from Starbucks
Adam Sandler Roasted Seth Rogen on 'SNL,' and No One Is Happier About that Than Seth Rogen
Joe Biden Thinks Dick Cheney Is a 'Decent Man.' Uh, Yeah: We're Going to Agree to Disagree On That Joe
Cinematographer Blames Viewers for Their Inability to See 'Game of Thrones' Episode
You Better Damn Believe Aunt Becky Should Be Going to Prison
Douche Swill Jacob Wohl Caught on Tape Trying to Frame Mayor Pete for Sexual Abuse
A Pajiba 10 Hall of Famer Ties the Knot, Dashes All Hopes
I Really Hope This Photo Is Just Dany And Jon Checking Their Christmas Lights Display
Which Is Least Helpful? Meghan McCain Endorsing Biden, or Gwyneth Endorsing Mayor Pete?
Affleck Returns to Directing, DiCaprio Enters Nightmare Alley, and Colin Jost Stands Next to An Attractive Actress
HBO May Be In Trouble Once 'Game of Thrones' Comes to An End
It's Been a Bloodbath for Celebrity Break-Ups This Weekend
'The Adventures of Brienne & Lyanna' Has A Nice Ring To It, No?
Of All the People, Why is Richard Madden on this Year's TIME 100 List?
Cher Calls Trump an 'Ignorant Thug with a Lizard Brain' After He Approves Of Her Immigration Tweet
Keanu Reeves Spent a Decade in 'Movie Jail' for Turning Down a Sequel. It Was Worth It
The Democratic Presidential Candidates Fell Right Into Trump's Trap. Good.
Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus Are Kaput. Again (No 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers)
Voldemort Is A . . . Democrat?
Lori Loughlin Is Said to Be 'Freaking Out' After Prosecutors Call Her Bluff
Sit There In Your Wrongness, Candace Owens
Twenty Years Ago Today We Learned Riding a Rollercoaster Can Turn a Face into a Deadly Weapon
God Mom! Olivia Jade Didn't Even Want to Go to College
TV’s 'The Bachelor' Thinks Women Should Throw Out Their 'Gross' Period Underwear
Get Better, Britney
How Does Alec Baldwin Keep Getting Hired?
The NXIVM Cult Nightmare is a Neverending Well of Depravity and Horrible People
Harambe Is Trending Because Of Elon Musk. Are We Sure We Want To Put Him In Charge Of Space Stuff?
We're More Than Ready For Selina Meyer's Return
Social Media Has Given Us a Horror with Which Not Even Jordan Peele Can Compete
Watch Beyoncé Serenade Diana Ross at Her 75th Birthday Jam
That's Nice and All, Uncle Joe, But Just Say the Damn Words: 'I'm Sorry'
At 182 Minutes, Marvel's 'Endgame' May Never End
Of Course, There's a Link Between Michael Avenatti and Jussie Smollett, Because 2019!
All the Puns About Scary Spice and Ginger Spice Having Sex Feel Vaguely Offensive (But They Totally Did It)
Emilia Clarke Reveals She Had A Brain Aneurysm
Emma Roberts Replaces Smirky Old Fiancé with Smoldering New Boyfriend
Tonguing on the Outside of the Mouth: The Kate and Pete Story
Rosario Deserves Better: It Wasn't Even a Good Joke the First Time, Cory Booker!
Superman's Dean Cain Got His Sorry Ass Dragged for his #Eggman Comments
I'm Getting Way Ahead Of Myself Here, But Cory Booker And Rosario Dawson Would Make A Stunning First Couple
ARod's Ex Is Commenting on Canseco's Ex's Comments On Her Ex's Comments on ARod
Hey Don Jr., Before You Weigh in on the College Admissions Scandal, Maybe Don't
And This Is Why He'll Never Be Best Chris
Maybe Fake Melania Has Just Been Resting Melania Face the Whole Time
Once Again Meghan McCain Displays A Complete Lack Of Nuance And Understanding
Barstool Is The Worst, Full Stop
Unsurprisingly, Ivanka Also Lied
Seeeeeeeeeriously, Timberlake, Can You Be More Self-Centered?
Canada's Greatest Superhero Pays Loving Tribute to One Of Canada's All-Time Greatest Comedians
This Photo Could Literally Be Eligible for the Cover of an Issue of AARP Magazine
Give It Up, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper Shippers. There's Nothing to See Here
Remember the Time a Sitting Congressman Flagrantly Witness Tampered on Twitter?
Evergreen Reminder: We Do Not Deserve Regina King
Where Would This Country Be Without White Men to Solve Racism?!
Jussie Smollett Has Been Indicted and May be Suspended from 'Empire'
You've Got to Be F#$king Kidding Me
Malia Obama Drinks Wine, Hates Trump, Disqualifying Her from Being POTUS for 15 More Years
There's No Easy Lessons to Learn from This
He Loves Me, He Loves Me Not *Amazon Tears Off All The Petals*
Who Is Johnny Depp's New Girlfriend? Also, Why?
Y'all Don't Know What It's Like Being Male, Middle Class and White
Oh, Ellen. No. Ellen. Go Listen to the Other Ellen, Ellen
Will Smith's Live-Action 'Aladdin' Trailer Debuted Today. It Did Not Go Well
Jeff Bezos Puts Pecker in A(mazon) Prime Pickle
Hayden Panettiere is Mysteriously Estranged from Her Four-Year-Old Daughter
Just Stop Talking, Liam Neeson
Conan O'Brien Is Inbred, According to Science
The Breathtaking Stupidity of the Trump Family Never Fails to Surprise
Rachel Maddow Follows the Indictment Breadcrumbs Straight to Donald Trump, Jr.
Shut Up, Honky Tonki Lahren
Jake Gyllenhaal Is Petty AF About His Director's Egregious Mispronunciation of 'Melancholy'
Terry Crews Offered to Slap the Sh*t Out Of DL Hughley for Mocking His Sexual Abuse
There is Something Super Sketchy Going on with Jared Kushner's Security Clearance
Oh, So That's Why Kellyanne Conway Doesn't Mind It When Her Husband Bashes Trump
'The Sopranos' Prequel Movie Unveils a Delightful Casting Surprise
Don't Let the A**holes Gaslight You Into Thinking You Didn't See Exactly What You Thought You Saw
This Horsesh*t Again?
Cardi B Loves Her Grandma Very Much
Trump Told Chris Christie He Wasn't Fired But Made Part Of A 'Larger Team' 😂
They're Making Another 'Ghostbusters' Movie With Jason Reitman But Without These People
Our Daily Waking Nightmare Now Has a Dollar Menu
The Final Season of 'Game of Thrones' Has a Teaser and a Release Date
Asked About the Kevin Hart Situation, Terry Crews Continues to Be Perfect
'Green Book" Writer Deletes Tweet, Then Entire Twitter Account After Idiotic Tweet Surfaces
Bill Murray is a National Treasure. Also, Kind of a Dick Sometimes
Here's What the Creature in Netflix's 'Bird Box' Was Supposed to Look Like (Yikes)
Say Hello To The 116th Congress
The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Franchise Whacks Off a $90 Million Dead Toe
Michael Cohen's Cell Phone GPS Data Puts Him In Prague For Russia Meeting
It Took 11 Months and 20 Days, But the Internet Has Finally Composed the Worst List of 2018
'SNL' Writers Explain/Apologize for that Weezer Sketch
Jesus Christ, Zuckerberg
Angelina Jolie and Jared Leto? Say It Ain't So, Joleto!
Did Stephen Miller Use Spray-On Hair And Go on TV? (Warning: Stephen Miller's Creepy Face)
Dax Shepard Did Not Cheat on Kristen Bell, Says Dax Shepard
Jason Momoa Can Rip Pages Out of My Book Any Day
Julia Roberts Finds that Her 'Holes Get Better with Age'
Billy Eichner, Sarah Silverman Weigh in on Nick Cannon's Tweets Defending Kevin Hart
A Faltering, Flailing Donald Trump Is Down a Man and Has No Plan B
Hannah Gadsby Calls Out the Jimmys and Other 'Good Men'
The Jessica Simpson and Natalie Portman Twitter Spat That Never Was
The Lowdown on the Meghan and Kate Feud, Plus PETA Is the Worst (But So Is Kate Gosselin)
Eric Trump Calls Out ... Kellyanne Conway's Husband?
Conan O'Brien Dishes on His Worst Guest in 25 Years of Late Night
The Marvelverse All But Done on Netflix as 'Daredevil' Has Been Cancelled
Kevin Smith and Ben Affleck Still Are Not Speaking
Jameela Jamil Has Stirred Up Quite a S**t Storm on Twitter with Cardi B., Khloe Kardashian
Welcome Back, Amanda Bynes
Kit Harrington Already Has An Alleged Russian Mistress
Racist Barbie Will Pass Go. Will Collect...30 Million
Love Is Dead. Or Something. I Dunno. Happy Thanksgiving
But. Her. Goddamn. Emails.
George R.R. Martin Has Been Promising 'Winds of Winter' For Years; Now He's Going to Write It
Rules Were Meant To Be Broken, Particularly Jonathan Franzen's Rules
Michael Avenatti Just as Awful As You Not-So-Secretly Suspected
Henry Cavill's Hair Situation, Plus Ratings on a Post-Megyn Kelley 'Today' Show
Kyrsten Sinema Pulls Off Arizona Senate Win, Jordan Blue Makes the National News
Everything You Thought You Knew About Ice T and Bagels Is a Lie
Adam Driver May Have a Secret Love Child and You'll Never Guess Who the Mother Is (Spoiler: His Wife)
Chris Pine Basically Challenged Michael Fassbender to a Dick Measuring Contest
West Wing 'Very Worried' About Don Jr. As Mueller Report Looms
The GOP Is Really Pissed Off At ... Pete Davidson?
At Least Pete Davidson Has a Good Sense of Humor About It
Horrible Candace Owens and Horrible Tomi Lahren Turn On Each Other Over Kanye
About that Whole Supporting Trump Thing? Kanye Says Oops. My Bad. Nevermind
Behold The Latest Drunk, Racist White Lady, #SouthParkSusan
Pipe Bomb Investigation Moves To Florida
Megyn Kelly's 'Today' Show Is Reportedly Ending
Nice Suit, Timothee
Blake Bortles Is Real
Pete Davidson is Sad About His Break Up with Ariana Grande, But Not So Sad He Can't Masturbate
All Hail Rihanna
Ahem. *Clears Throat* The Guy from 'Riverdale' Says He Didn't Conspire with Courtney Love to Murder Frances Cobain's Ex Husband
Ariana Grande Posts to Instagram for the First Time Since Her Break-Up with Pete Davidson
The Timing of that Royal Baby Announcement Was a Little Unfortunate
We Knew It Was Coming, but Who Would've Guessed That It Would Have Been So Disappointing?
Since Cap America Retired, Fighting Nazis Will Be...Taylor Swift's Job?
Channing Tatum, Caitlyn Jenner Have New Girlfriends and Hellboy Wants to Officiate a Wedding
Lana Del Rey Takes Issue with Azealia Banks, Who Took Issue with Lana Del Rey's Issues with Kanye
James Franco is the Absolutely Worst Part XXVI: 'Freaks and Geeks' Edition
You Know Sh*t Is Bad When Taylor Swift Finally Decides to Get Political
Godspeed, Cap (RIP)
Johnny Depp Has a New 'GQ' Profile, and Amber Heard Rightfully Is Peeved About It
Trump Finds a New Low, Digs a Grave Underneath It, and Buries His Last Shred of Humanity
Jenny Slate Is Very 'Horny'; Plus, Breastfeeding Is NOT Child Molestation, What is WRONG with People?
Second Best Chris Drags Worst Kanye, Plus the Latest on Brett Kavanaugh
We’re Far from the Shallow Now
Stand-Up Comic Rails on Louis CK While Performing at Louis CK's Old Stomping Ground
Oh Sh*t! You Did Not, Tanky Labren?
Reporter Who Defended Roger Ailes Against Gretchen Carlson Allegations Will Interview Brett Kavanaugh Tonight
A Second Woman, Deborah Ramirez, Alleges Sexual Assault Against Brett Kavanaugh
The Republican Party Is Just Rotten to the Goddamn Core
Chloe Dykstra Was Relieved When Chris Hardwick Got His Job Back, But Not for the Reasons You Might Think
No One Wants a Garrison Keillor Comeback. Literally No One. Zero People.
Oh, F--k Off, Busey (No, Not That One; His Lesser-Known Kid)
Someone Should Tell Bryan Singer About that #MeToo Overcorrection Glenn Close Warned Us About
Brett Kavanaugh's Supreme Court Confirmation May Be Unraveling
Sexual Misconduct Allegations May Have Surfaced Against Brett Kavanaugh, Plus the Victim of 'Predator' Cast Member Speaks Out
Noah Centineo's Latest Is Not So Good, Plus Mark Wahlberg Is Even More Pathetic Than We Are!
Blake Lively Walks Around with a Cane, and Michelle Rodriguez is the Difficult One?
Zac Efron Hooks Up With Mel B, Julie Chen Takes Leave from 'The Talk,' And NFL Players Stop Protesting
Defensive Much, Mike Pence? Plus, Ted Cruz Continues To Be Terrible At This
Most (Not All) of the 'Predator' Cast Hung Olivia Munn Out to Dry After She Outed the On-Set Sexual Predator
Sewer Troll Tries to Trash Olivia Munn for Outing Shane Black's Friend as a Pedophile
Shauna Sexton Has Now Outlasted Christine Ouzounian in the Affleck News Cycle
Senior Administration Official Admits Considering Invoking the 25th to Remove Trump
Prince William Better Watch His Back
No, Shauna Sexton Is Not Responsible for Ben Affleck's Relapse Because Ben Affleck Is a 'Grown Ass Man'
Congratulations, NYTimes: You're As Awful as Fox News This Week
Bradley Cooper Is a Bossy Bitch
Trump Doesn't Appreciate How F--ked He Is, Plus Cynthia Nixon Makes Mincemeat of Andrew Cuomo
Michael Che Continues to Be Human Ugh
One Point, Bitches
Another Trumper Flips, Plus Blake Lively is Low-Key Bad Ass
Scott Eastwood Is 'Having Sex, Lots of It,' And He's a 'Giver,' But Who Is Taking It?
Heartthrob Actor in Newly Beloved Netflix Movie Is MAGA Garbage
More On Cohen, the Fox News Spin, Another Republican Bites It, and Winona and Keanu
Dominic Cooper Has an Awesome New Girlfriend, and Blake Lively Has Become One with Lime Green
It's Not Possible to Love Michael Shannon More than He Hates Donald Trump
Jesus, Affleck: You Just Can't Get Out From Under Your Own Dick, Can You?
Trump Receives a Monumental F**k You, and 'Consensual Cuddling' Is a Really Sh*tty Euphemism for Sexual Assault
Kellyanne Kellyannes Her Husband; 'SNL' Loses One; and Dane Cook Is Still A Sleazebag
Where Has Our Education System Gone So Wrong that No One Understands What 'Censorship' Means Anymore?
OK, But Is Brad Pitt Actually Behind the Character Assassination of Angelina Jolie?
If the Unite the Right Rally Were a Movie, It Would Be Uma Thurman's 'Motherhood'
Kardashian 'Homophobia,' a Bill Murray Alleged Assault, and Ivanka Irony (Slight NSFW Content)
Idris Elba Is the James Bond of Giving Head, Also May Be the Actual James Bond
Ugly Child Support Battles Are Weird When They're Between Obscenely Rich People
Blake Lively Freaks Over a Spice Girl; the Brangelina Divorce Turns Ugly; and Jesus, Johnny Depp. JESUS
Ansel Elgort's Personality Is as Punchable as His Face!*
J.J. Abrams and Damon Lindelof Apologize to Evangeline Lilly for 'Lost' Nude Scene
Both Sarah Sanders and the NYTimes Have Had Very Shameful Days
Looks Like Someone Forgot to Put the Glam In their Glamour Photo
What the F--k, Jennifer Lopez?
'Guardians' Cast Comes to James Gunn's Defense, Kate Beckinsale is Amazing
Is It Possible to Love These Two Any More Than We Already Do (Yes, Yes It is)
No, Gwyneth is not Becky with the Good Hair. But She is a Becky. And She Has Hair
You Know It's a Slow News Day When ... Hey! Look! It's Mischa Barton
Of Course He Did
The Quickest Way to Lose an Election is to Piss Off 'Rick & Morty' Fans
Trump Is a Petty, Petty Man, But James Comey Can Shut the F--k Up
If You Don't Like Trump's Positions on Russia Now, Just Wait 5 Minutes
The Time the Director of National Intelligence Learned on Camera That Putin Was Coming To D.C.
Donald Trump, Like Twitter, Apparently Needs a Goddamn Edit Button
What Are You Covering with that Hat, Pete Davidson? OH NO PUT IT BACK ON
Captain America Delivers a Harsh Rebuke of the President of America
The President is a Lumbering, Shambolic Fool
Ewan McGregor's Daughter Calls Mary Elizabeth Winstead a 'Piece of Trash'
That's Not How You Apologize, Henry Cavill!
Papa John's CEO Uses the N-word, Joker Joaquin is a Go, and That's Not What 'Stab' Means, Tori Spelling!
Kevin Smith Responsible for Two Terrible, Terrible Tweets, Exactly 9 Years Apart
Does this Mean that Selena is the Aniston?
Bieber's Engaged, But Cece and Schmidt Are Not, Plus Dabni Cohlren Is Getting It From Both Sides
The 12th Annual Pajiba 10 Voting Commences Now: Who Are Your Freebies?
Scott Pruitt is OUT, Trump Hires Roger Ailes' Fixer, and 'Top Gun 2' Chooses Its Goose, Jr.
LeBron to L.A.; Owen Wilson's THIRD Love Child; and Another Fast-Moving Celeb Couple
Justin Timberlake Has a Very Large Penis, Says ... Patricia Clarkson?
America Proves Again to Be Simultaneously Amazing and Horrifying
No, Scarlett Johansson Didn't Audition to Date Tom Cruise (Probably)
David Lynch Lynch Won't Explain 'Twin Peaks,' But He'll Clarify His Goddamn Trump Remarks
Thanks for Scaring the Sh*t Out of Us, Dan Harmon
Jimmy Fallon Has Finally Made Himself an Enemy to Donald Trump
Surreal Times: Tom Arnold Is Going to Take Down Trump with ... Michael Cohen?
Zoey Deutch Thinks James Franco is a Bad Kisser, and Best Chris 'Pisses' All Over Worst Chris' Birthday
Melania Trump Calls Secret Service on Peter Fonda After an Obscenely Sh*tty Tweet
Now Chris Hardwick Is Playing Dirty F**king Pool
God, the Audio is More Heartwrenching than the Images
Anger ... Slowly ... Rising
Natalie Portman Thinks Former Friend Jared Kushner is a Supervillain; Tom Brady is Spineless; & Amy Poehler DGAF
Donald Trump Is The 45th President Of The United States, but the First Illegitimate One
Ugh Jamie Foxx. Ugh Neil Patrick Harris. Ugh Dr. Luke. Ugh, What Are You Doing, Pete Davidson?
Well, This Is the Surest Goddamn Way to Ensure that Donald Trump Wins Reelection in 2020
And You Thought Colin Jost Dating Scarlett Johansson Was Weird
Watch Anderson Cooper's Emotional Tribute to Anthony Bourdain: 'He Gave Me Hope for What One's Life Can Become'
Never Forget: Emile Hirsch Is Still a Giant Dirtbag
'Good Things Can Come from Idiot Men,' Colin Trevorrow Says, and He Should Know
Anderson Cooper's Placid Face Betrays NOTHING When a Former Fox News Analyst Dunks on Sean Hannity
'The Last Jedi' Director Rian Johnson Is 'Done With This Bullshit'
Donald Trump Is a Rancid, Petty, Narcissistic Little Man
Melania Hasn't Been Seen for 24 Days, and Giuliani Says Trump Can't Be Indicted for Murder. You Do the Math
Emma's Canoodling with Justin; Jaden's Going to Prom with Odessa; and Katy's into Orlando's Ass
The 'Roseanne' Cast May Be Rebooted Into Another Show
Cancel Bill Maher? Oh ... No ... What ... A ... Travesty
Oh Screw Off, Zack Snyder. You Are So Painfully Predictable
You've Got To Be F--king Kidding With This, NRA
Stop Sucking, Men
Could Things Get Worse for Michael Cohen? Because Things Just Got Worse for Michael Cohen
'The Onion' Published a Real Michael Cohen Threat Letter and Michael Cohen Defended Himself on Twitter and What Even Is Reality?
And Then There Was The One 'Deadpool 2' Cameo You Really DID Miss
Staffers Inside Fox News Are Freaking Out Over their New, Uh, Wokeness ...?
JLH Unnecessarily Apologizes for Looking Like a 'Wrecked' 'Hot Mess' on the Red Carpet
Would You Call that Unguarded Moment Between Ryan Seacrest and Katy Perry Awkward and Uncomfortable? Or Creepy?
Margot Kidder's Nephew Has Some Unkind Words for Roseanne Barr on Margot Kidder's Behalf
Harrison Ford Interrupts Alden Ehrenreich Interview to Give Him Shit for 'Stealing His Life'
Everybody in the White House Is F--king Miserable
This Jim Halpert Revisionism Has to Stop!
Wait? So the Russians Paid Her ... ?
Is This the Best Political Joke of the Trump Era? (Yes, Yes It Is)
OK, Celebrity Men, We Get It: You Really Like Giving Oral Sex
Hugh Grant Is a Prick. But He is a Charming Prick
Are Miranda Lambert and Blake Shelton, Like, the Low-Rent Country Music Brad and Jen?
Mueller Threatens to Subpoena Trump, and Kathy Griffin Tells a Trump Aide to 'Suck My Dick'
Bob Mueller Just Dropped a Checker Piece into Trump's 4D Chess Game Just to See What Would Happen
Sean Spicer Can Go Straight to Hell
Two Women Have Accused Tom Brokaw of Unwanted Sexual Advances
Charlie Rose to Host #MeToo Redemption Series Where He Interviews Louis C.K., Matt Lauer?
Hemsworth Demoted to Third Best Chris, While Teigen Will Always Be the Best Chrissy
Donald Trump's Pee Tape Alibi Is a Lie
The Guy with 3 'Avatar' Sequels Lined Up is Tired of 'Avengers' Films, Plus Shana Twain Steps In It
Today's Pajiba Love Has Everything: Donald Trump, Russian Hookers, Michael Cohen, and Prison Rape
Former Trump Lawyer Advises the President that Michael Cohen Will Flip
Donald Trump Hangs Another Cabinet Member Out to Dry
You Know that Shep Smith Is Loving This
James Comey Did Not Sugarcoat His Feelings on Donald Trump
Casting for the 'IT' Sequel is Coming Together Perfectly, and Wow! That 'NY Daily News' Trump Headline!
Missouri Lawmakers Demand GOP Governor's Resignation After a Deeply Disturbing Sexual Assault Report
Democrats Are Mobilizing in Anticipation of Trump Firing Rod Rosenstein
The President of the United States is F**cking Furious
God Help Us If Sean Hannity Declares 'Victory' After Jimmy Kimmel Apologizes for Role in Feud
WHY WOULD YOU EVEN JOKE ABOUT KILLING DOBBY?
Jon Hamm Publicly Addresses The Violent Hazing Incident That Got His Frat Shut Down in College
The Way Meghan Markle Dumped Her First Husband Was Ice Cold
Another Hollywood Split Breaks Our Damn Hearts
There Were A Lot of Bad April Fool's Pranks Today. Lin Manuel-Miranda's Was ALMOST Good
Ben Affleck is 'Fine,' 'Ren & Stimpy's' Creator is Not, and 'Deadwood' Ain't Happening
A Longtime Pajiban and Jeopardy Winner Tweet Trashes Eric Trump and Family
The Court of Public Opinion Has Indicted the Beyoncé Biter
Stormy Daniels Kept the Dress, Because Of Course She Kept the Dress, Why Wouldn't She Keep the Dress?
Is Tiffany Trump Rooting Against Her Father?
Trump's Former Mistress Gives Interview to CNN, Says that Trump Compared Her to Ivanka
SNL's Michael Che is Still An Asshole
Stormy Daniels Takes No Sh*t
Donald Trump Jr. Allegedly Had An Affair, While Stormy Daniels Really Does Have Dick Pics of the POTUS
Another Trumper's Wife Files for Divorce; Sandra Bullock Gets a Penis Facial
Vanessa and Don Trump Jr. Are Officially Getting a Divorce, and We Have a Lot of Conflicting Feelings
Line Up, Ladies: Donald Trump Jr. May Be Single Again (and Elon Musk Should Be)
Hollywood Dude Bros Ben and Matty Try To Salvage Their Reputations
The Fix is In: GOP Clears Trump of Collusion
While Trump Tries to Kill Stormy Daniels' '60 Minutes' Interview, She's Busy Making it Rain
International Women's Day Pajiba Love
Ben Affleck Is Living Up to That Tragic Middle-Life Crisis Stereotype, Isn't He?
Brace Yourselves: We Are Officially, Uh, Inching Ever Closer to a Trump Dick Pic
Uma and Ethan's Daughter Gets a 'Strange' New Gig on a Beloved Netflix Series
Don Jr. Thinks Big Pharma Is Behind Mass Shootings
Armie Hammer is Sexist and Petty, and The Nation's Leading Kook Is the Latest Casualty of the MeToo Movement
Groot Is Dead
Stacey Dash Is Running for Congress, and Jennifer Lawrence Didn't Sleep with Chris Pratt
Olympian Trashes Ivanka Trump, And the Internet Piles On
JLaw (And Meryl Streep) Call Out Weinstein, and Teachers Respond to Trump's Suggestion They Strap Up
Amber Tamblyn Believes Women. Her Husband David Cross? Not So Much
Kate Upton Accuses Guess Co-Founder of Untoward Behavior & Janelle Monae and Tessa Thompson Now Have Shippers
Jenn and Justin Split Comes Into Focus; Mariah Carey Shades Fergie
Fergie Sang the National Anthem at the NBA All Star Game. It Was Not Good
You Want the Bad News About Jennifer Aniston, or the Bad News For Donald Trump First?
FBI Counterintelligence Agent Breaks Down on CNN in the Wake of Another School Shooting
Women Should Get Their Own Unique Stories, But A Female Bond Is Also Good
Vanessa Trump Taken To Hospital After Opening An Envelope Containing White Powder
Kim Cattrall Hates Sarah Jessica Parker
'Silicon Valley' Star Handles MeToo Question ... Let's Say, Inelegantly
Trump's 'Bombshell' Information Is A Dud and JLaw's 'Red Sparrow' Looks Terrible
Reese Witherspoon Opens Up About Leaving an Abusive Partner
Another Celebrity Couple Splits, But Love Is Not Dead. It Just Doesn't Do Long Distance Relationships
Netflix Just Surprise Dropped the 'Cloverfield' Sequel, and Oh! The Eagles Won the Super Bowl
Asked About Aziz Ansari, Amy Schumer Makes the Best of a No-Win Situation
There Is Some Serious Sh*t Going on with the Russia Investigation Right Now
A Second, Independently Researched Trump-Russia Memo Alleges Trump Compromised by Pee Tape
Chicago-Times Pulls Richard Roeper for the Absolute Dumbest Reason
Alec Baldwin Is an Unacceptable Human Being
Donald Trump Tried to Have Bob Mueller Fired (Surprising No One)
Wanna Feel Old, Gen Xers? The Daughter of Supermodel Cindy Crawford Is Now a Model Herself
Garrison Keillor Is a Bad, Bad Man
Donald Trump, Threatened by President Kelly, Is Already Considering Another Replacement
Scarlett Johansson Calls Out James Franco for His Inappropriate Behavior
Is Margaret Atwood Not The Feminist We Hoped?
Amazon Cancels Three Series, Netflix Axes One
Tahani Al-Jamil, Expert On All Things Gold, Says Consent Should Be A Basic Foundation, Not The Gold Standard 🙌
There are Now Four Films with a 100 Percent Rating on Rotten Tomatoes
Aziz Ansari Responds to Allegations of Sexual Misconduct
From Funny to Furious to Infuriating, The Media Weighs in on Shithole Gate
Gillian Anderson Is Done with 'The X-Files,' 'American Gods,' But Duchovony? We'll See
The Gender Pay Gap on the 'All the Money in the World' Reshoots Was a Shameful, Whopping 99 Percent
Dumb Motherfucker Demanding that Players Stand for National Anthem Doesn't Know the Words to the Goddamn National Anthem
Donald Trump Gets Off On Banging His Friends' Wives
The Year's First Great Twitter Exchange Involves Chelsea Clinton, Chrissy Teigen, and ... Hooters
Our Psychotic President Has Confused Dick Measuring for Foreign Diplomacy Again
Dave Chappelle Is Catching Hell for Mocking a Louis C.K. Accuser
Donald Trump Thinks an Awful Lot of Himself, Doesn't He?
Report: Instead of Pardoning Michael Flynn, Donald Trump Plans to Use Him as a Scapegoat
America's Favorite Couple Spent Christmas Together!
Gal Gadot's ASMR Tingled Pajibaland
What's Next for Trump after the GOP Tax Plan? The 'Black People Plan'
Shirtless Adam Driver Is A Joy To All, Even Lin-Manuel Miranda
Now What Dumbass Thing Did Matt Damon Say?
Ted Cruz Twitter-Shamed by Mark Hamill, Plus the Year's Best Tweet
Jesus Matt Damon, Shut the F--k Up, Already
Paul Ryan Stepping Down? Mike Cernovich Going to Jail? And How Black Women Saved America
Holy Shit: The Democrat Doug Jones Has Won the Goddamn Alabama Senate Race
Donald Trump is Furious With His U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley For Validating the Women Who Accused Him of Harassment
The Tremendous Outpouring of Support for Bullied Student Keaton Jones Has Been Nothing Short of Incredible
Hey Hollywood, What's The Hold-Up With Woody Allen's Banishment? Tick Tock.
Did Donald Trump's Dentures Slip Out During a News Conference Today?
The 'Usual Suspects' Shut Down Production for Two Days Over Kevin Spacey's Inappropriate Sexual Behavior
Dustin Hoffman Gets Into a Spat with John Oliver Over Harassment, Plus What's Up with Scott Baio?
Billy Bush Has Entered His Redemption Arc and Scarjo Is Dating Colin Jost, So We've Reached Peak 2017
Chris Evans And Jenny Slate Are Dating Again, Making The World Slightly Less Awful
Two More Allegations Against Lauer, Geraldo is On the Hot Seat, and Trump Brags About 'First Rate P*ssy'
Jennifer Lawrence Was As Sick and Goddamn Tired of Her Ex Darren Aronofsky Talking About 'mother!' As The Rest Of Us
Armie Hammer Ditches Twitter After a Dustup with Buzzfeed
That Awkward Moment When the President Calls Out His Daughter For Not Supporting a Pedophile
You’ll Be Back, Soon You’ll See, You’ll Remember You Belong To Me
Pixar Founder John Lasseter Takes Leave of Absence; Rashida Jones Quit 'Toy Story 4'
We Haven't Talked Enough About How Awesome Terry Crews Is
For Jeffrey Tambor, Sexual Harassment Allegations Do Not Fall Far from the Asshole Tree
Jeffrey Tambor Is a Bad Man
Two More Roy Moore Accusers Come Forward, But He’s Sticking To His Story
'People' Names the Sexiest Man Alive and It's Neither One of These Guys So What's the Point?
Jenny Slate and Chris Evans May Be Back Together (They Are Definitely Back Together)
This Business with George Takei Is Incredibly Unfortunate
The Roy Moore Defenses Have Emerged, And Holy Sh*t
Jeffrey Tambor Denies Sexual Harassment Allegations; Charlie Sheen Denies Molesting Corey Haim
Election Night: Democrats Win, and In a Rout
Harvey Weinstein Hired Ex-Mossad Agents To Silence His Accusers
A Four Year Old Was Shot Four Times Today Because Paul Ryan is a Gutless Coward
Jeff Sessions Is So F--ked
Fox News Pulled Some Seriously Shady Sh*t On Jake Tapper Today
Superman Henry Cavill Criticizes DCU, Credits Wonder Woman for Saving It
There's Something Fishy Going on with Netflix's 'Cancellation' of Kevin Spacey's 'House of Cards'
Twitter Reacts to Trump's Desperation Tweets, and Gwyneth Wins Halloween?
Kvothe Would Definitely Break Into The National Archives
Emma Stone Is Dating Someone Who Is Not Andrew Garfield and Now Everything Is Terrible
Cate Blanchett: Women 'Like Looking Sexy, But It Doesn’t Mean We Want to F**k You'
Eric Bolling Asks Bill O'Reilly Not to Invoke His Son's Death To Defend Himself Against Sexual Harassment Claims
Ewan McGregor Reportedly Stepped Out On His Wife with Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Plus Harvey Weinstein is ... Cured?
Seriously Bummed I Won’t Ever Get To Be An Obama Wildcat Cheerleader
Jake Tapper Double Taps Bill O'Reilly with the Twitter Burn of the Week
Trump Finally Called the Widow of a Fallen Soldier ... And, Oh God, He Shouldn't Have
Twitter Flipped Its Sh*t After the Fox News W.H. Correspondent Called Hillary a 'Shadow President'
Hero Martha Plimpton Calls Out Mayim Bialik for That Trash, Victim-Blaming NYTimes Op-Ed
Mueller Might Interview Trump: I Wanna Be In The Room Where It Happens
How Is This Man in Charge of the Largest Economy in the World? (Not Ruffalo, Obviously)
Frankie Muniz Has Almost No Memory of Starring in 'Malcolm in the Middle'
Donna Karan Bizarrely Defends Harvey Weinstein; Hollywood Men Remain Silent
POS Harvey Weinstein Officially Fired, and Bob Corker Pops Off on Donald Trump
It's Topsy-Turvy Day: Tim Murphy Resigns From Congress, The NRA Is Open To Regulation
Here's That Dumb Mother F**ker Donald Trump, in a Nutshell
Kim Cattrall Says Her Relationship with Sarah Jessica Parker is 'Toxic'
Kushner's a Hypocrite, O'Reilly Is Trash, Trump Is Evil, and Robertson Is a Goblin
People Are Dying in Puerto Rico and Trump Seriously Just Dedicated a (F#@king) Golf Trophy to Them
I Hate That 'Getting Hillary-ed' Is A Verb Now
Here It Is, Folks: The Single Dumbest Question of 2017
A Second Kardashian Is Pregnant This Week, Plus a Real-Life 'Game of Thrones' Engagement
Thank You Mulder and Scully
Sexual Assault Allegations Surface Against Ain't It Cool News Founder Harry Knowles
'SNL' Is Almost Back, and You Could Not Ask for Three Better Hosts
So Maybe Ryan Phillipe Is Not Such a Good Guy, Plus Lawrence O’Donnell Loses It In Leaked Rant
Colin Jost Says His +1 Was Too Busy To Go to The Emmys with Him. Uh Huh, Sure Colin
The FBI Wiretapped Paul Manafort's Conversations with Trump; Indictment Expected Soon
Hot Mics, And Missiles, And Right-Wing Outrage, Oh My!
It's Been a Good Day: The DREAMers Are Saved AND Manchild Martin Shkreli Is Headed To Jail
Well, Why the Hell Do the Comments on Twitter from Jemele Hill About POTUS Not Represent ESPN, Huh?
Ben Affleck Loves His New Girlfriend, And Kid Rock 'LOVES BLACK PEOPLE!!'
Jim Carrey Goes on a Looney Tunes Rant on the Red Carpet
Why Do We Take Reese Witherspoon For Granted?
Seth Meyers Takes Hillary to Task for Blaming Bernie Sanders for Her Loss
Donald Trump Just Has No Idea What the Hell He's Doing Now
Hillary Rakes Bernie in Her Upcoming Book on the 2016 Campaign
Do You Think David Clarke Will Add A Resignation Badge To His Uniform?
Bob Mueller Is a Very Smart Man, Part 326: The Pardon Workaround
Defense Secretary Mattis, Apparently Defying Trump, Has Frozen The Ban Against Transgender Troops
You See! Social Media Shaming DOES Work!
In Fresh War of Words with Trump, Mexico Once Again Proves It's the Much Bigger Person
Jesus, James Cameron, Just Shut the F**k Up, OK?
Another Potential Land Mine Surfaces in Probe of Russian Collusion with Trump Campaign
Billy Joel Wears Star of David at Madison Square Garden Sold Out Concert
Treasury Secretary's Wife Posts Tacky-Ass Let-Them-Eat-Cake Instagram Post
Joss Whedon’s Ex-Wife Kai Cole Opens Up About Joss’s String of Affairs Dating Back to ‘Buffy’
Seth Meyers Identifies for Removal the Most Racist Monument in NYC
Good Lord, Cate Blanchett. GOOD LORD
These Two Are Making a Movie Together, So There's Still Some Good In the World
A Sober Seth Meyers Gives the Perfect Retort to Donald Trump's Inadequate Charlottesville Response
The White House May Be Days Away from a Complete Implosion
Now We Know Why All Those Guys in the National Security Council Were Fired
Butthurt Anthony Scaramucci Lashes Out at New Yorker Reporter on Twitter
Disney Is Getting in on that Sweet Streaming Cash and Yanking its Flix from Netflix
Conservative Twitter Throws Hissy Fit After Google Fires The Sexist Dumbass Behind That Anti-Diversity Manifesto
Critics Got to See Marvel's 'Inhumans' Pilot, And It Did Not Go Well
Mitch McConnell Delivers a Double Dose of F**k You To Trump
Even Fox News Thinks Stephen Miller Shouldn't Be Allowed to be On TV Anymore
Donald Trump Wants to Investigate Colleges for Discriminating Against Whites, Because Of Course He Does
White House Officials, Including Scaramucci, Made Revealing Statements to an Email Prankster
Sean Hannity Rails Against Arrogant Elitists, Spends $42,000 on a Lobster Dinner
CBO Scores the 'Skinny Repeal'; In Turn, Unhappy Republicans Vote to Defund the CBO
Senate Defeats Trumpcare, No Thanks to 'Hero' John McCain
Goddamit, John McCain
Jeff Sessions Lied His Little Elfin Ass Off Under Oath
Jenny Slate Went on the Worst Date Ever with, Like, a LITERAL Knight
Pink Is a Horrible Mother, Says Mommy-Shaming Snowflake Brigade
Mindy Kaling Is Pregnant and The Father Is Mr. None Of Your Damn Business
We Love It When Celebrities We Didn't Know Were Dating Suddenly Get Married
Fox News Anchor: 'The Deception Is Mind-Boggling, Why Are We Getting Told All These Lies?'
Fox News, Unhinged: 'What's Happening Right Now Is a Coup Against the Wealthy'
Donald Trump Now Has An Imaginary Friend, According to the Associated Press
Fox News Is Not Having a Great Night
You Know Things Are Bad for Trump When This Is the Lead on The Drudge Report
Those Who Still Don’t Loathe Lena Dunham Have Been Given a Reason to Loathe Lena Dunham
Patton Oswalt Is Getting Remarried, and Those Two from NBC's 'Grimm' Are Married, Too
Maybe This Is Why Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Broke Up (It's Not; It's Really Not)
Watch a Dude Absolutely Slay a Whitney Song Because It's Exactly What You Need Right Now
Sean Hannity and Anne Coulter Are Fighting On the Internet, Bless Their Hearts
Donald Trump Gets Creepy with a Female Journalist
The Senate Health Care Bill May Collapse As Soon as Tomorrow #IWantToBelieve
One Nevada Senator Stands in the Way of 25,000 Deaths
Johnny Depp Asks If It's Time for An Actor to Kill the President Again, Is Not Helping
Details of the Senate's Obamacare Repeal Are Out, And It Is Poor-Hating Trash
Johnny Depp Offered to Sell What's Left of His Soul to Settle Debts
Goddamnit, Jon Ossoff: We Didn't Need Any Last Minute F*ck Ups
Associated Press Reports that the Leader of the Free World is Literally Yelling at TV Sets
It Looks Like Alex Jones and Megyn Kelly Are Set To Destroy Each Other's Careers
Tom Cruise's 'Controlling Behavior' Being Blamed for the Failure of 'The Mummy'
Reese Witherspoon Is All About the Blind Items These Days and We Love It
A Ranting Alex Jones Is Asking that His Megyn Kelly Interview Not Air on Father's Day
The Ambassador of the State of Qatar to the United States Just Called Out Trump on Twitter
YOU'RE GODDAMN PONDSCUM AND NO ONE CARES HOW YOU FEEL, JOSH DUGGAR
Kamala Harris Cut Off and Tone Policed by GOP Senate Intelligence Committee Chair
What's the Deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Asshole or a Hero to Non-Huggers Of the World?
Donald Trump Feels 'Deep Resentment' Toward One-Time Ally Jeff Sessions 😊
TJ Miller Reveals Why He Left 'Silicon Valley'
You Guys, It's Been a Really Hard Day for Ivanka Trump, But Thank God, She's Going to Be OK!
Hang It Up, Folks: Hillary Clinton Has Won the #Covfefe Wars
Donald Trump Is 'Emotionally Withdrawing and Gaining Weight'
My God: Sean Spicer May Just Outlast Jared Kushner
Who Is THE Nicest Celebrity on the Planet with Whom to Work?
Jared Kushner, Who Is Now a Focus in Russia Investigation, Is 'Basically a Sh*thead'
Update: Fox News Reporter Saw GOP Congressional Candidate Violently Grab Reporter by the Neck and Throw Him Down
The Obamas Are "Just Breathing, Y'all" and My God, Do They Look Good Doing It
No, Dipsh*t, A Terrorist Attack Is Not The Time to Test Your Material on Twitter
Trump's Drawing and Quartering Continues as The 'Post' Pulls One Leg and the 'Times' Pulls the Other
So, About Those Early Reactions to 'Wonder Woman' ...
Netflix Is Hacking Your Movies, You Bingewatching Plebes
John McCain Now Comparing Trump Scandals to Watergate, Plus Blake Lively: Lady Cage Fighter?
Fox News Under Fire For Calling an 8 Year Old on the Autism Spectrum a 'Stalker,' 'Snowflake'
Guy Ritchie Wants to Know 'Where the F*ck Were You' When 'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' Was Released?
Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is the Worst
Take Notes, Folks, Because This Is How You #Resist
If Trump Really Wants to Piss Off/Motivate Liberals, This Would Do It
If You Didn't Love The New Guy Playing Spider-Man Before, We Promise You Will Now
House GOP Rep. Darrell Issa Is Not Looking Too Good in 2018, Folks
Chris Rock Admits He Was a 'Piece of Sh*t' For Cheating on His Wife
Why Doesn't Tom Cruise Kiss Onscreen Anymore?
Furious Alien Life Form and His Earthling Wife Were Turned Away from Rihanna's Met Gala After-Party
Bill Shine Is Out at Fox News, and Sean Hannity May Be Next
Scott Baio’s Wife Defends the Size of Baio’s Penis After Bizarre Fight Over Erin Moran's Death Escalates Because 2017
Less Wife Beaters, More The Rock at Disney Please
Hero Jake Tapper Takes a Wicked Shot at Jesse Watters, Fox News
Professional White Person Wes Anderson Dips His Toes into the Whitewashing Controversy
Sean Hannity Is 'Weird and Creepy' But Did Not Sexually Harass, Says Accuser
Hush Now, Chris Pratt: Don't Make Us Unmake Fetch
Bill O'Reilly Threatened to End the Career of the Woman Who Ended His Because Karma, Motherf**kers
Tori Spelling Should Maybe Consider a Less Expensive Fetish
So ... It Looks Like Bill O'Reilly Is Probably Done at Fox News
Reality Catches Up to Alex Jones, Who Is Caught Between a Rock and a Custody Suit
The First Time Matthew Rhys Asked Keri Russell Out, He Was Drunk
GOP Congressman Snaps During Town Hall with Angry Constituents
Can Handsome Jude Law Offset Skeevy, Abusive Johnny Depp?
Alanis Morrisette Tells Her Former Manager to Shove That Apology Up His Ass
Brad Pitt May Have a New Girlfriend, and She Will Be Great for Gossip
Brian Williams Is In the News Again. No, It's Not for a Good Reason
Stand Back Everyone: Trump's Got This
Michael Sheen Has Named His Penis After an Actress with 13 Emmy Nominations
Anne Coulter Has a 'Celebrity Boyfriend,' And Oh, Boy: Really? Him?
Fox News Doesn't Care About Women
James Van Der Beek Would Really Rather You Not Ask About 'Dawson's Creek' Anymore, Please
Step Aside Stone & Garfield: Chris Evans and Jenny Slate Are America's Favorite Ex-Sweethearts
How Much Lower Can Donald Trump's Approval Ratings Fall?
Fox News Has Completely Snapped the Leash of Human Decency
DiCaprio Keeps Getting Older, But His Girlfriends Stay the Same Age
Hollywood Can't Stand Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard (Hollywood is Wrong)
Donald Trump Must Be Tired of Winning
Goddammit, Now Why Do They Have To Go and Ruin a Perfectly Good TV Show
Netflix to ‘Iron Fist’ Creator: ‘Oh God! Shut Up, You’re Not Helping!’
The Most Brazen Lie Sean Spicer Told at Today's Press Conference
Angela Merkel Gives Donald Trump the 'The F**k Are You Talking About?' Look
Paul Ryan's Embarrassing Drinking Display Has Brought Further Shame Upon America
The Cop Who Killed Michael Brown Admits His Story Wasn't True
Breitbart is Trying to F*ck Over Paul Ryan (And It's Probably Gonna Work)
The CBO Scores Trump's Health Plan and Spoiler: It's a F**king Disaster
John Goodman Makes Sweet, Sweet Love to the Hollywood Walk of Fame
Brie Larson Confirms Her Chilly Oscar Reception to Casey Affleck Was Intentional
GLOP Have a Message For You, and It Is SPLOOSH
Sean Spicer Did It! He Found the Single Worst Reason to Support the GOP Healthcare Bill!
Director Kenneth Lonergan Badly Defends Casey Affleck, Yells at Clouds, College Students
Danny Masterson Reportedly Being Investigated for Raping Three Fellow Scientologists
Does This Photo Somehow Make Emma Watson Less of a Feminist?
Celebrity Couple No One Remembers Was Together No Longer Together
Justin Timberlake Is a Thirsty Mess of a Human Assh*ole
We Are All Barry Goldberg Finding Out 'Moonlight' Was the True Winner
Patrick Stewart Tells Us All about His Pants Picard (It's His D*ck, Guys, He's Talking about His D*ck)
Good Human Beings Continue to Be Good While Your Protest Vote Ruins Everything
An Empty Makeup Box Is Bullying People on Social Media Because That's Just Where We Are in Society
Lindsay Lohan Says She Was 'Racially Profiled' For Wearing a Headscarf. ...K.
Jennifer Garner Is No One's Ashes, Sad Affleck
Sean Spicer Calls Out the AP for False Reporting, but the AP Kept the Goddamn Receipts
Why In God's Name Is Allison Williams Cosplaying as Kellyanne Conway on the Cover of Allure?
There's Nothing a Little Guy Love Can't Fix
Kellyanne Conway Sends ❤ ❤ to Racist Trash on Twitter, Badly Lies About It
Dear God, What Has This Woman Done? WHAT HAS SHE DONE?
The Japanese PM's Reaction to Trump's Handshake Is Goddamn Priceless
Fox News: Women Should Be Soft, Shut the F*ck Up
Ted Cruz, Cyborg Senator, Tries for Sympathy Lands on Idiocy
President Obama Is All Out of F**cks
On Donald and Melania, Sophie Turner Delivers a Scalding Twitter Burn
Even Serial Harasser Bill O'Reilly Is Not Optimistic About Donald Trump's Presidency
Ed Sheeran Thinks He and Taylor Swift Are Just a Couple of Underdogs. Super Rich, Ultra White Underdogs
Queen Bey Will Save Us All
The Dickish Rob Lowe Tweet is the Gift that Keeps Giving
Brie Larson Is So Over Saying Casey Affleck's Name at Award Shows
Milk Chocolate is Pointless and Samantha Bee Agrees
Stephen Bannon Just Told the Media to 'Keep Its Mouth Shut,' Which Sounds Not Very Democratic
The Late Carrie Fisher Remarkably Continues to Lead the Resistance
Mel Gibson Is Having a Great Day Because #OscarsSoSexualAssaulty
From the DoD to Olivia Munn, Everyone Is Being Shady Today and We Love It
Please. Please 2017. Please. Let Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Be Back Together. Give Us This
Barack Obama's Going Home: A Presidential Pajiba Love, One Last Time
Kate Hudson's Primary Job Now Seems to Be 'Being Kate Hudson'
'Sherlock' Stars Benedict Cumberbatch and Martin Freeman Don't Get Along, Not a Big Deal Because They're Dudes
Donald Trump Shouldn't Even Speak or Type Martin Luther King's Name
Marie Osmond Is a Little Bit Country, But Not *That* Country
STFU, Steve Harvey. Sincerely, People Who Aren't Garbage
Trevor Noah Fights for the True Victims of Meryl Streep's Speech: Guys in Tapout Shirts
Tom Hiddleston Apologizes for His Globes Speech, Should Have Un-Humblebragged More Eloquently
Trump's Pettiness More Dangerous than Ever, Plus Did Brie Larson Cold Shoulder Casey Affleck?
Ben Affleck Either Has a New Ladyfriend or He's a Time Traveler or Both
International Lawyer and Activist Amal Clooney Reportedly Expecting Twins with Actor Husband
A Former 'American Idol' Loser Got Called White at an Airport Popeye's and Cried about It on TV
Seasons Change, Years Come and Go, But Chris Brown Will Always Be the Worst
Beyonce Has Words for Kanye, and What Are You Even Doing, Trump?
Gwyneth Misses the Life of a Spoiled Movie Star Now That She's a Spoiled Lifestyle Guru
No Matter How Famous You Are, You Can Apparently Never Escape High School
Surprise! Johnny Depp Is Still an Assh*ole
Which Celebs Does Jennifer Lawrence Hate?! WE NEED TO KNOW
A Very Reproductive Rights Horror Show Edition of Pajiba Love
Scientologists Are So Scared They're Moving Tom Cruise to the 'Super Power Building'
Daryl Dixon Probably Killed Joshua Jackson and Diane Kruger's Relationship
Jennifer Lawrence Is Relatable, Urinates Outdoors Behind Her Mother JUST LIKE US
Hilary Duff Kissed Her Child and the Internet Was FURIOUS
'Timeless' Star Matt Lanter Shares His Powerful Story of Triumph Living with a Girly Dog
'Atlanta' Star Lakeith Stanfield Receives the Kanye West Award-Jacking Award at the Critics' Choice Awards
Jennifer Lawrence Apologized For How She Is 'Perceived'
Amy Schumer Is Totally Bungling This 'Barbie' Body Conversation
Matt Damon Still Can't Take Criticism
Just How Far Up His Own Butt Can Mark Wahlberg Go?
Jennifer Lawrence Sure Does Know How Make Headlines (As Usual, It Involves Her Butt)
A Trump Surrogate Just Said 'There's No Such Thing As Facts.' Are My Ears Bleeding? I Feel Like My Ears Are Bleeding
Doesn't Tilda Swinton Know Not to F*ck With 'Harry Potter' Fans?
Hold On, Are Lin-Manuel Miranda & The Rock Best Friends Now?
Oh, Just Another Day of Johnny Depp Being the Absolute Worst
This Just In: A Lot of Famous Men Are Assholes
Tobey Maguire Is Stepping Up As the New Leader of Leonardo DiCaprio's Gross Wolf Pack Boy Club
Chrissy Teigen Is Really Sorry If Her Vagina Ruined Your Day
A Reminder That Your Favorite TV Siblings Are Still a Real-Life Couple
Dwayne 'The Rock' Johnson Knows You're Making Fun of His Fanny Pack & He's Cool With It. He Even Wants to Help
Leonardo DiCaprio's Idea of a Serious Relationship Hasn't Evolved Since Puberty
These Young Joe Biden Pictures Will Make You Feel Patriotic In Your Pants Area
Mike Pence Is Getting The Trolling He So Fittingly Deserves
Emmy Rossum Shared the Disgusting Anti-Semitic Tweets She's Getting In Trump's America
JK Rowling Thinks We're All Gonna Love Johnny Depp's 'Fantastic Beasts' Performance. I Have Some Bad News For Her
People Magazine's Coverage of the Trump Win Is Absolutely Sickening
Is Anything Fun On the Internet Right Now?
Trump Files His First #Rigged Lawsuit, Shades His Daughter, Tiffany
Sophie Turner's Choice In Dudes Is a Little Disappointing, Isn't It?
Do You Want to See Jennifer Lawrence & Darren Aronofsky Share a Lollipop? Too Bad, It's Happening
Aubrey Plaza & Michael Cera Almost Got Married, Which I Guess Also Means They Dated Once
IMPORTANT NEWS: Lindsay Lohan Has an Accent Now, Is Totes Cultured
Your Internet Boyfriend James McAvoy Was Seen Kissing Someone Else. Just Thought You Should Know
Michael Douglas Just Super Uncooly Outed Val Kilmer's Battle With Cancer
Daisy Ridley Has Some Thoughts On That 'Rey Is a Mary Sue' Bullcrap
This Bill Murray/Tom Hanks Picture Feud Is the Dumbest Thing On the Internet Today
Sledgehammering the Shit Out of Trump's Walk of Fame Star Is the Most Cathartic Thing You'll See Today
Another Week, Another Edition of 'What Was Amy Schumer Thinking?'
Literally No One Believes Donald Trump Turned Down Sex With Salma Hayek
Benedict Cumberbatch Is Preggers Again. Time For Weird Baby Conspiracy Theories: Round 2
Jennifer Lawrence Doesn't Exactly Have a Type, Does She?
Amy Schumer's Not Interested In Taking the High Road After That Florida Show
Brangelina's Ex-Bodyguard Just Gave Us All an Early Christmas Present
What Were Trump Fans Expecting From an Amy Schumer Show In the First Place?
A Trump-Free, Only Good Things Edition of Pajiba Love
Add 'Love of Comic Books' To the List of Bullshit Reasons People Get Kicked Off of Airplanes Now
Wait, What? Donald Glover Is a Dad?
Angelina Jolie Is Suing Perez Hilton, Who Responded With As Much Class As You'd Expect
If You Were Wondering How Trump's Relationship With His Daughter Could Get Any Creepier...
Lena Dunham Knows She's Part of the Problem & 'The Daily Show' Slayed Fox News' Racist 'Garbage Attempt at Comedy'
Why Is Melissa Etheridge Inserting Herself Into the Brangelina Divorce? How is This Necessary?
Congratulations to Jennifer Garner & Brad Pitt on Their Definitely Not At All Made Up New Relationship!
Milo Ventimiglia Got Wet and Shirtless For Breast Cancer, So No Need to Feel Guilty About the Objectification
Nate Parker Says He Was 'Vindicated.' Does He Have Any Idea How He Comes Off? Does He Care?
Alicia Machado Responds to Trump's Twitter Meltdown & Everybody's Trying to Bang Tom Hiddleston
Yeah, Maybe It's Okay For Some Celebrities to Stay Out of Politics
Warren Beatty Says He Didn't Sleep With 12,775 Women But Also Maybe Isn't the Best at Math
You Can Help a Child in Need By Punching Martin Shkreli In the Face. Seriously.
'Making a Murderer's' Steven Avery Is Getting Married to an Actual Human Woman
Oh Hooray, Chelsea Handler's Racist Mouth Hole Decided to Weigh In On the Brangelina Divorce
Beard or No Beard: What's Your Lin-Manuel Miranda Objectification Preference?
Jimmy Fallon Is Defending His Trump Bit & Samantha Bee Is Destroying the Country
Asshole of the Week: Whoever Stole Amanda Abbington's Purse While She Was Busy Accepting Her Emmy
Well, Tom Hiddleston Seems to Be Moving on Pretty Swiftly
Mark Wahlberg Is Changing Tactics (But Still An Asshole) On That Whole Hate Crime Pardon Thing
Jonah Hill Doesn't Want to Hear Your Weird-Ass Sexual Fantasies. This Should Be a Given
What In the World Could Tom Brady Possibly Have Against Strawberries?
That Time Bradley Cooper Decided to Talk to Michelle Obama About His Junk
Gabrielle Union Is Saving Nate Parker's Ass At TIFF
Well This Is Just Sad: Martin Shkreli Is Picking Fights With Captain America Now
Odell Beckham Jr. Is the Only Person With No Opinion on Lena Dunham's Opinion of Him
Stan Lee Has Some Deliciously Catty Advice For DC Movies
Can Someone Please Tell Marilyn Manson That His Opinion on Johnny Depp's 'Crucifixion' Isn't Needed?
Amy Schumer Played the Cosby Card. This Might Be Too Much to Come Back From
Silicon Valley + Reddit + Strippers = The Douchiest Story of the Day!
Nate Parker Admitted Empathy and Consent Weren't Really Things He Had to Think About
Nothing Says 'High School' Like a Creepy Naked Dude Ruining Your Day
Can Anything Derail a Trial Faster Than Putting Taylor Swift on the Jury?
Dr. Drew Got Fired, Probably for Being a Terrible Person Who Shouldn't Be Allowed to Say Words In Public
Johnny Depp Found One Last Way to Be Total Garbage to Amber Heard
Is There Any Chance We Can Get Scott Eastwood to Stop Saying Words?
Here's to Four Decades of Helen Mirren Not Taking Any of Our Sexist Bullsh*t
Speedo Just Dumped Ryan Lochte & Daniel Radcliffe Has Some 'Really F*cking Racist' Friends
Don't Ask Women Questions About Their Bodies If You're Not Ready For a VERY Detailed Answer
Gee, It's Almost Like the Special Treatment We Constantly Award Athletes Encourages Them To Be Assholes
Shocker: The Worst Internet Trolls Are Really Super Boring In Person
A Reminder That One of the Internet's Worst Human Trash Fires Still Writes For Amy Schumer
Let's Celebrate Jennifer Lawrence's Birthday With a Whole Bunch of Internet Backlash
Hugh Grant Thinks Monogamy Belongs In the Bible, Not the Bedroom
Rachel Bloom Would Like to Remind You That Hollywood is Terrible and Everything Is Garbage
Robert Downey Jr, King of Dad Jokes, Is Just Trolling Tom Hiddleston Now
The World Hates Taylor Swift More Than Bill Cosby Because Perspective Isn't Our Strong Suit
Is Anyone More Forgettable Than Scott Eastwood?
It's Almost Impressive How Clint Eastwood Managed to Double Down On His Own Awfulness
Well Done, Orlando Bloom. We Hadn't Even Realized We'd Forgotten About You
Daisy Ridley Has Left Instagram, Thanks to a Bunch of Gun Maniac A-Holes
While Auditioning For the Role of Tom Cruise's Scientology Wife Is Not the Time For Honesty
Don't Worry, Kids. You Can Still Be a Beauty Queen Even If You're Kinda Racist
Raise Your Hand If You've Ever Felt Personally Victimized By Bradley Cooper
Women, Please Do Not Take Gynecological Advice From Celebrities
Yes, We All Fantasize About Slapping Justin Timberlake. Please Don't Ever Actually Do It
Jeremy Renner's Awfulness Just Keeps Spiraling Out of Control: Deadbeat Dad Edition
Yup, Margot Robbie Thought That Vanity Fair Interview Was 'Really Weird' Too
Leslie Jones Wants to Remind You That 'Freedom of Speech' Doesn't Mean What You Think It Means
It Takes An Incredible Evil to Make Glenn Beck Sound Reasonable
Shut It Down, The Taylor Swift Defense Has Officially Jumped Every Shark
Johnny Depp's 'Super Group' Is a Whole Lot Less Super Than We Might Have Guessed
Jenny McCarthy & Tara Reid Are Fighting Over the Title of Most Embarrassing Mess
How to Be Human Garbage, Courtesy of This Body-Shaming Playboy Model
Can Someone Please Explain the Witchcraft Behind Kristen Stewart's Terrifying Dress?
Blake Lively Says It's 'Very, Very Dangerous' To Talk About Woody Allen's Personal Life
Who Are You to Judge Adele's Pizza-Related Demands?
How Long Before Alanis Morissette's Baby Forgives Her For Giving Her This Name?
Prep Your Gag Reflexes: Woody Allen and Justin Timberlake Are Teaming Up
Emily Ratajkowski Guts Piers Morgan's Sexist Tweet
Leave It to Piers Morgan to Get Us to Defend Tom Hiddleston & Taylor Swift
The Hiddleswift Romance Is a Lot More Interesting If You Choose to See the Illuminati Conspiracy Behind It
Stacey Dash Maybe Isn't Such a Funny Joke Anymore, Called Jesse Williams a 'Hollywood Plantation Slave'
You Know Hiddleswift's Love Is Pure and True Because of the INSANE Amount of Money They've Spent Proving It, Right?
Calvin Harris Could Give a Master Class In How Not to Handle a Breakup
Get Out of Here, Johnny Depp, No One Wants Your 'Surprise Appearances'
Winona Ryder Deftly Navigated the Johnny Depp Conversation
Ariel Winter Doesn't Give a Crap What You Thought of Her Terrible, Terrible Dress
Add 'Leonardo DiCaprio's Vape Stink' to the List of Things Hillary Clinton Has to Put Up With
28-Year-Old Crone Elizabeth Banks Was Deemed Too Old to Kiss 27-Year-Old Spider-Man
Tom Hiddleston Swears His Butt Isn't Dangerous, BUT HOW CAN WE BE SURE?
Gwyneth Paltrow's Home Is About As Boring, Sterile & Staged As You'd Expect
On That Time the Red Hot Chili Peppers Took a Break From 'Carpool Karaoke' to Save a Baby's Life
Howard Stern Would Like to Remind You of What a Goddamn Moron He Is
However Terrifying You Think a Trump Rally Is, It's So Much Worse
Yes, Kanye's Mom-Angel Video Game Is a Real Thing, And It Looks Totally Bananas
Trump Wink-Wink, Nudge-Nudges A Disgusting Implication That Obama Was Involved In the Orlando Shooting
Will Arnett's Girlfriends Got So Young, Megan Fox Wanted to Stock Up on Lunchables
For All of Us Who Were Unaware That Benicio del Toro Is a Garbage Human, He Is
Every Megan Fox Interview Is a Goldmine of Crazy Paranormal Nonsense
Meryl Streep's Profoundly Disturbing Trump Impression Will Haunt Your Brain
Ben Affleck and Matt Damon Are the 'Dickheads of the Decade' & Maisie Williams Isn't Here For Your Stupid, Sexist Headlines
Human Dumpster Fire Stacey Dash Has Maybe Outdone Herself With the Word Vomit
Jimmy Kimmel Told HuffPo to 'Fuck Off' & You Can Start Expecting a New Batch of Breakup Songs From Taylor Swift
Megan Fox Is Taking Life Advice From Her Unborn Child & Sienna Miller Should Maybe Keep Her Word Vomit To Herself
It's Been a While Since We Talked About What a Raging Asshole Michael Bay Is
Of COURSE Robin Wright Is Happy Sean Penn's Movie Is Tanking
Is Shia LaBeouf Actually Trying to Get Himself Murdered?
The Man Behind the Celebrity Photo Hack Has Pleaded Guilty & Neo-Nazis Sure Do Love Taylor Swift
Please Keep Your Creepy, Famous Hands Off of Jessica Williams' Body
Things The Internet Gets Way Too Excited About: Johnny Depp's Daughter Wearing a Freaking Hoodie
Sir Mix-a-Lot Weighs In On Blake Lively's 'Oakland Booty' & Rachel McAdams and Taylor Kitsch Are Still Maybe a Thing
Rude: Rory Gilmore Had a Baby Last Year and Didn't Think to Tell Any of Us
Blake Lively Tries and Fails At Making a Joke & How Robin Wright Underwooded Her Way to Equal Pay
Our Hatred of Woody Allen/Cosby/Polanski Is Getting In the Way of Adrien Brody's Art
Another Monday, Another Round of Sad Celebrity Breakups
Oscar Isaac Has a Lot of Love to Give & Woody Allen DGAF About Dylan Farrow
Nothing Is Less Surprising Than Blake Lively's Response to That Woody Allen Rape Joke
Um, Did We Know Minnie Driver Is a Goddamn Lunatic?
Yup, A Jennifer Lawrence Friendship Is Exactly What You Imagine It to Be
Johnny Depp Isn't Done Being An Ass to Australia
Jennifer Garner DGAF How Her Divorce Looks
Channing Tatum Is All About Equal Opportunity Nudity & Lupita Nyong'o Doesn't Want Your Audrey Hepburn Comparisons
Woody Allen Is Really Proud of What a Great Father Figure He Is to His Wife
Melissa McCarthy Didn't Like the 'Ghostbusters' Trailer Either & The Trump/Cruz Feud Just Got Really Weird
That Guy Who 'Scared the Sh*t' Out of Amy Schumer Is Defending Himself... Terribly
Shia LaBeouf Apologized to His Doppelganger & Lena Dunham Says She'd 'Kill Herself' If She Woke Up As a Man
Miley Cyrus Realized It's Been a While Since She's Made Us Sad
Channing Tatum Had the Best Birthday Party & Iggy Azalea Thinks 'Becky' Is a Racist Term
Joaquin Phoenix Is An 'Unpredictable' Jesus & Daisy Ridley Shows Off Her Jedi Training
Maisie Williams Is the Absolute Coolest & Anna Kendrick Got a Book Deal
Sophie Turner Confirms Everything You've Assumed About Kit Harington's Hair
Charlize Theron & P*ssy Posse Member Tobey Maguire Don't Get Along? Shocking
Daisy Ridley Talks Self-Love & Constance Wu Isn't Pulling Any Punches With the 'Heinous' 'Ghost In the Shell' Racism
Tracy Morgan Is the Best Human & Prepare to Be Very Jealous of the Princes
Irrelevant Human Vanilla Ice Doesn't Get Kids Today & Beyonce is Just Talking In Riddles Now
32-Year-Old Man Henry Cavill Is Giving Out Promise Rings
Game of Thrones' The Mountain Has a Brilliant, Bonkers, Hilarious Plan to Turn You Into The Strongest Man On Earth
Minka Kelly Refuses to Take Our Advice About Sean Penn
The 'Captain America: Civil War' Premiere Was One Hell of a Sausage Party
Jeremy Renner's Trying Out the Idea of Being a Decent Human, and It's Not a Great Fit
Celebrating All the 'Boss Ass Bitches' of the 'Game of Thrones' Premiere, Plus Peter Skarsgard's Lack of Pants
Scarlett Johansson Won't Talk About Equal Pay & Cameron Diaz Does Science
The Latest Kesha Ruling Is a Huge Step Back & A Slap In the Face For All Non-Garbage Humans
Kerry Washington Has Mastered the Art of Letting People Know How Badly They've F*cked Up
Charlize Theron Doesn't Think You Understand How Hard Life Can Be For the Really Ridiculously Good-Looking
Kesha Reveals Sony's Disgusting Proposal & Gwyneth Paltrow's Latest Beauty Tip May Be the Dumbest Yet
Gmail Is Really, Really Sorry For F*cking Up April Fools Day
Susan Sarandon & Debra Messing's Twitter War Is Getting Uncomfortably Ugly
Kiefer Sutherland's Attempt at a Country Music Career Is the Most Glorious Mess We Could Hope For
Charlize Theron Doesn't Know What Ghosting Is, But She Definitely Didn't Do It to Sean Penn
James Van Der Beek Is a Baby-Making Machine
Breaking News and Evacuating Stomachs: Six Women Voluntarily Had Sex with Ted Cruz
Red-Hot Republican Sexy Talk With 'Family Values'-Focused Alabama Governor Robert Bentley
Ted Cruz Enlists Aaron Sorkin to Help Him Sound Presidential
Please, Jamie Oliver, Do Tell Us More about How Easy and Convenient Breastfeeding Is
Tennis Star Novak Djokovic Really Respects Womenfolk for Dealing with All Those Hormones
Katherine Heigl Is Doing Cat Litter Commercials and Uh Oh, Your Schadenfreude Is Showing
Henry Cavill Did a Fun Stunt to Prove No One Cares About Henry Cavill
28-Year-Old Crone Olivia Wilde Was Deemed 'Too Old' To Play Leonardo DiCaprio's Wife
Daisy Ridley Sure Knows How to Let a Guy Down Easy
Warning: You Cannot Unsee Macklemore's Oil Painting of Justin Bieber's Sensual Pancake Privates
Henry Cavill Really Blurs the Line Between Refreshingly Honest & Total Asshat
Justin Trudeau Is on American Soil. Prepare Your Lions for the Great Moistening.
Stock Up On Brain Bleach Because Here's More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About Hulk Hogan's Bathing Suit Parts
Charlie Hunnam Got a First-Hand Lesson In Staying Off the Internet
Jennifer Garner Is the Best 'Batman v Superman' Ad & Louis CK Is a 'F*cking Celebrity With An Opinion'
Are Rachel McAdams & Taylor Kitsch Still a Thing & Zoe Saldana Is Being 'Viciously' Attacked Over The Nina Simone Movie
Maisie Williams is Dating a Normal & Don't Welcome Kumail Nanjiani to America. He Already Lives Here, Dummy
Tina Fey Says Leonardo DiCaprio Has 9 Years Left to Get the Model Banging Out of His System
Hey, Commitment-Phobes. Adele Has No Patience For Your Cold Feet Bullcrap
It Feels Good to Know That, In a Pinch, Tom Hiddleston Will Pee On a Friend In Need
Remembering the Greatest Date In Oscars History
The Internet Is Mad at Chrissy Teigen Again & Has 'SNL' Officially Run Out of Ideas?
Jessica Williams Explores the Biblical Implications of 'Butt Baby Births'
Charlie Sheen Says Testosterone Cream Made Him Nuts & Who Is 'The Secret Actress'?
Jennifer Lawrence Is a Total Perv & Demi Lovato Wants Taylor Swift to Keep Her Cash to Herself
Emma Watson Is Taking an Acting Break & Why Rachel McAdams Owes Her Career to Rob Schneider
Sorry, Celebrities With Terrifying Stalkers, The Legal System Doesn't Give a Fuck About You
Kim Kardashian Shares the Cleavage Secret Literally None of Us Ever Wanted to See
Kate Winslet Gave a Big Eff You to the Drama Teacher Who Told Her to 'Settle For the Fat Girl' Parts
Bill Murray Lost It at Justin Timberlake's Birthday Party & Rebel Wilson's BAFTA Word Vomit
Emma Thompson's Brilliantly Morbid Plan For Diversifying the Oscars & Is Kanye Saying Taylor Swift Owes Him Sex?
Gaby Hoffman Is Sure Bernie Sanders Has a 'Lovely' Penis & Was Liam Neeson Just Joking About That Famous Girlfriend?
Get Ready to See The Rock Naked & Did Will Smith Just Admit He Screwed Up His Kids?
Who Is Liam Neeson's 'Incredibly Famous' Secret Girlfriend?
Do Not Let Margot Robbie Give You a Tattoo & Why Hugh Jackman Wants You to USE SUNSCREEN PLEASE
Rupert Grint Just Crapped All Over Ron & Hermione's Relationship & Meet the Woman Who Crashed Her Own Funeral
Helen Mirren Joins the #OscarsSoWhite Controversy & Sarah Silverman Teaches You How to Pee In a Red Carpet Gown
Gwyneth Paltrow Keeps Insisting She's 'Completely Self-Made' & Donald Trump Was Nominated For a Nobel Peace Prize. No, Really
Why Should Ariel Winter Have to Hide Her Breast Reduction Scars?
Kanye's Apologies Make As Little Sense As His Meltdowns & How Tina & Amy Won the SAG Awards
So Tom Brady and Gisele Are Definitely Serial Killers, Right?
Does Leonardo DiCaprio Not Understand Reverse Psychology?
Allison Janney Has Zero Interest In Marrying Her Hot as Hell, 21-Years-Younger Boyfriend
Emily Blunt & John Krasinski Are Having Another Too-Beautiful Child & Ian McKellen Knows Why He Doesn't Have an Oscar
Idiot Comedian Ralphie May Went Ballistic on Chelsea Peretti For the Dumbest Reason Possible
Chris Martin Has the Dumbest Diet & Michael Caine Wants Black Actors to 'Be Patient'
Jennifer Lawrence Might Be Dating Captain America & Amy Schumer Will Take a Polygraph If It'll Shut Us Up
George Clooney Isn't Black Hollywood's White Knight & Spike Lee Figured Out How to Make You Care About an Oscars Boycott
Chrissy Teigen Explains 'Belly Holding' & Adam Driver's Disturbing Feline Doppelganger
Anne Hathaway Would Like You To Stop Shitting On Jennifer Lawrence & Miley Cyrus Wants to Make Sure You've Seen Her Engagement Ring
Which Cast Member Do We Have to Blame For That 'Friends' Reunion Falling Apart So Quickly?
Neville Longbottom Is Trying to Worm His Way on to 'Game of Thrones' & What Does the Academy Have Against Domhnall Gleeson?
Your Ricky Gervais Hatred Only Makes Him Stronger & 'Modern Family's Ariel Winter Takes Down a Famous Homophobe
The Playboy Mansion Is Up For Sale, But Comes With One Major, Monkey-Paw-Level Catch
Actual Proof That There Are No More Harrison Fords Left In the World
Minka Kelly Won't Stay Away From Sean Penn & Starbucks Apologizes For Its Slavery Statue
Samuel L. Jackson & Donald Trump's Bizarre Golf Feud & A 19th Century Guide to Getting Laid
Your Favorite Sexy Spies Who You Probably Forgot Were a Real-Life Couple Are Now Having a Baby!
Oh Ricky Gervais, Please Don't Make Us Feel Bad For Mel Gibson
Jaden Smith Has Turned His Love of Superhero Womenswear Into a Huge Paycheck
Sarah Silverman Doesn't Care If You're Offended, Jesus WAS Gender Fluid, Dammit
Russell Crowe Found a New Thing to Throw a Twitter Fit Over & More Than You Ever Wanted to Know About Bradley Cooper's Butt Sweat
Robert Downey Jr. Has Been Officially Forgiven For Making a Mess of the '90s
All Those Mean Things You've Been Saying About Johnny Depp Are Now Officially True
Jeremy Renner Had a Terrible Year & Jennifer Lawrence Made Out With a Hemsworth
It's Time to Finally Acknowledge: Tom Hardy Is 'A Piece of Sh*t' In Interviews
Chrissy Teigen Will Give You a Cinnamon Roll Fetish & Why Do Republicans Hate Aladdin?
Barbie Doesn't Give a Crap About Feminism & Proof That Yes, You CAN Be Too Rich For Prison
Barbara Walters Flirting With Bradley Cooper Will Make Your Skin Crawl
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Won the 'Star Wars' Premiere & Here's What Kim Kardashian's Placenta Looks Like
Does 'Black Guy' Darth Vader Really Make 'Star Wars' Racist?
The GOP Has a 'Secret Plan' to Oust Trump, and 'Thor: Ragnarok' Gets Some Oscar Class
Oasis' Noel Gallagher Hates Adele More Than Most People Hate Anything
Ignorant Old Man Burt Reynolds Thinks Charlie Sheen 'Deserved' HIV
Happy Holidays From John Stamos' Butt & Justin Bieber's Utter Lack of Self Control
Chris Hemsworth Is Too Pretty For Prison & Brie Larson Does NOT Appreciate Being Called an 'It Girl'
Is This the Single Most Stupid Sexist Internet Comment Ever?
Just Hearing About Chris Hemsworth's Horrible Diet Will Make You Hungry
Donald Trump Gave Chrissy Teigen the 'Greatest Birthday Gift Ever' & Sandra Bullock Did Adopt Another Child After All
Kate Winslet Shares All the Things She Can No Longer Do Without Peeing Herself
Chelsea Peretti & Jordan Peele Are the Only People Who Could Make an Emoji-Based Engagement Announcement Seem Cool
JJ Abrams Made Daisy Ridley Cry, and Twitter Attacked a Woman for Admitting She Didn't Want Children
Will Smith Reveals the 'No Duh' Reason He Turned Down 'Django Unchained'
The Guy Who Voiced Arnold On 'Hey Arnold' Is All Grown Up & Is Here to Confuse You Sexually
I'm Sorry, Morena Baccarin Has to Pay Her Ex HOW Much In Spousal Support?
Modern Family's Reid Ewing Reveals His History of Body Dysmorphia & 'Horrible Hobby' Of Plastic Surgery
Anna Paquin Is Neither Fat Nor Pregnant & Jenny McCarthy Takes Her Gross Idiocy to New Levels
Carly Simon Finally Dishes on Warren Beatty & Claire Danes Is a 'Bottomless Pit' of Vanity
Rose McGowan on Caitlyn Jenner's Woman of the Year Award: 'Not By a Long F*cking Shot'
Sorry to Crush All Your Dreams, But Nathan Fillion Is Off the Market
Lindsay Lohan's Sharon Tate Tribute Is Pretty Disgusting, Even For Her
David O. Russell Likes Jennifer Lawrence So Much He Sometimes Forgets She's a Woman
You Can Already Guess What Jeremy Renner's Favorite Curse Word Is, Can't You?
Jennifer Lawrence Swears She Doesn't Have Pee On Her Hands, For Real
What is Martha Stewart's Problem With Drew Barrymore?
Noel Gallagher Thinks More Rock Stars Should Do Drugs, Drugs Are 'F*cking Brilliant'
Justin Theroux Wants to Be Mayor & The Avengers' Paychecks Are Even More Imbalanced Than You Thought
Tom Jones Wants to Know If He's Black & Trevor Noah Is Out For an Emergency Surgery
According to JK Rowling, Dumbledore Has a Lot of Strong Opinions On Israel
Gorgeous, 25 Year Old, Wrinkle-Free Jennifer Lawrence Says She's 'Aging Like a President'
If You Want to Get In Good With Emma Stone, You're Going to Need to Know Her Preferred Pet Name
The Depressing Mystery of Who Groped Taylor Swift, Plus Tom Hardy Cuddles With Puppies
Watch Katy Perry & Madonna Grind Up On Each Other, Then Burn Your Eyeballs Forever
Roger Moore Shares His Bigoted Bond Thoughts & Halle Berry's Third Divorce
Leah Remini Has Some Words For Tom Cruise & Andrew Garfield Says He & Emma Stone Are Donezo Again
Terry Crews Went on a 90-Day Sex Fast & Rose Byrne Is Pregnant!
Jeremy Renner Responds to Criticism with Complete F*cking Gibberish
Superman Is Dating a 19-Year-Old & Is Jenny Lewis Really Bill Murray's 'Special Friend'?
Zooey Deschanel's Daughter's Name Is Somehow Even More Twee Than You Were Expecting
Chrissy Teigen Won't Tweet About Her Pregnancy Anymore Because the Internet Is Full of Assholes
Emily Blunt Thinks This Whole 'Sexism' Thing Wouldn't Be So Bad If We Didn't Talk About It So Much
Amy Schumer & Human Garbage Sean Penn Hung Out At a Madonna Concert
Miley Cyrus Will Cover Your Naked Body In Milk Because She's, Like, A REAL Artist
Tracy Morgan Returns to Standup & T.I. Says the Loch Ness Monster Could Be President Before Hillary Clinton
Ronda Rousey Will Murder the Next Person to Call Her Fat & Shia LaBeouf Talks, Just Not to You
Kelsey Grammer And His Disturbing Anti-Choice/Pro-Gun T-Shirt Can F*ck Right the Hell Off
Thanks a Lot, Ben Affleck. You've Crushed the Careers of L.A.'s Young Hot Nannies
Kanye Says the Fashion Industry Hates Him Because He's Straight & Warning: Do Not EVER Call Nicki Minaj Dramatic
Grace Jones Looked For a Soul Inside Lady Gaga and Came Up Empty
Hugh Grant Is a Baby Making Machine & Nick Jonas and Kate Hudson Are Definitely Maybe a Thing
Jennifer Lawrence Loves Peeing In Sinks & Sandra Bullock May Have Adopted a Baby Girl
Candace Cameron Bure Doesn't Know What Words Mean, Says Twitter Trolls Are 'Raping' Her
Tom Brady Is Tired Of Everyone Making Fun Of His Trump Support: He Doesn't Even 'Enjoy' Politics
Marion Cotillard Is Not a Feminist, Justin Bieber Is Not a Taco & Billy Eichner Doesn't Know What 'Latino' Means
Michael B. Jordan Shows Us What a Celebrity Apology Done Right Looks Like & Courtney Love Wasn't Invited to Her Daughter's Wedding
Matt Damon Considers 'Daredevil' & Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks Stephen Colbert Should Look Into Anal Bleaching
The Men Of 'The O.C.' All Have Baby Fever & Josh Brolin Is Sick of Ryan Gosling's Fake, Silly New York Accent
This Is Not a Drill! Amy Poehler & Nick Kroll Have Split Up. Prepare Your Waffles
Meet the Most Hated Man In America, In All His Popped-Collar Hedge Fund Horribleness
Jon Hamm Thanked His Dog & Jennifer Westfeldt, In That Order
Bristol Palin Is Being a Real Asshole about Obama's Support of Ahmed Mohamed
Brad Pitt Bought a Nazi Motorcycle & Prepare to Feel Shamed Into Respecting Tom Hardy's Privacy
Can Someone Convince Mindy Kaling That James Franco Is Not Worth a Juice Cleanse?
Terrence Howard Is An Insane Garbage Person & Doesn't Care Who Knows It
It Only Took 30 Years, But Miss America Finally Apologized For Slut Shaming Vanessa Williams
Jessica Simpson Has Some Great Financial Advice: Never Marry Nick Lachey
Let's All Speculate Wildly Over the Cause of Jon Hamm & Jennifer Westfeldt's Breakup
Andrew Garfield Wants a 'Pansexual' Spider-Man. Do We Think He Knows What That Means?
Tom Hardy Refuses to Be Embarrassed Of His MySpace Underwear Selfies
Chrissie Hynde Doubled Down On Her Disgusting Rape Comments & Tom Hardy Took His Dog To a Movie Premiere
Avril Lavigne Is Getting Divorced & Just How Racist Is Taylor Swift's New Video?
If You Ask Nicely Enough, Ronda Rousey Will Date You
About That Time Taylor Swift Got Sir Ian McKellen Evicted
Nicki Minaj Has No Patience For Miley Cyrus' Opinions Of Her & Rebel Wilson Makes Light of Police Brutality
Lindsay Lohan Is the Worst Wedding Guest & Ronda Rousey Was Asked To Play Captain Marvel... In a Porno
Nicholas Brendon Is Getting Help & No One Wants to See Paula Deen Dance
Johnny Depp's Daughter Comes Out As Not Straight & What Ever Happened To Rayanne Graff?
This Just In: Mel Gibson Is Still a Vile Monster of a Human
Be Honest. Would You Watch Ben Affleck's Nanny's 'Batman' Themed Porn?
Hayley Atwell Declares a Dubsmash Death Match & You WISH Jennifer Garner & Michael Vartan Were Hooking Up
Jennifer Lawrence's Salary Will Depress You & Shannen Doherty Has Breast Cancer
Megan Fox & Brian Austin Green Are Splitting & Heidi Klum Continues to School Donald Trump On Things Not to Say to Women
Natalie Dormer Really Doesn't Get Why We Were All So Creeped Out By That Tommen Sex Scene
Affleck's Nanny Wants a Reality Show & Miles Teller Almost Punched the Director of 'Fantastic 4'
Miley Cyrus Tells All The Ways Being a Disney Star Messed Her Up (And There Are a Lot)
Never Cross an Angry, Drunken Horde of Taylor Swift Fans & Lindsay Lohan Dined and Dashed In Greece
George R.R. Martin Says 'Game of Thrones' Will Have a 'Bittersweet' Ending & Christina Aguilera Proves Her Realness With a Topless Fedora’d Selfie
40 Interns Are Suing the Olsen Twins & Justin Timberlake's New Restaurant Is Full of Rodents
Amal Clooney May Be Our New Donald Trump & For the Last Time, No One Cares About the Kardashians
Chris Pratt Says He Won't Do Sex Scenes Because of God Stuff & Jennifer Aniston's Honeymoon Sounds Exhausting
Minka Kelly Has Dodged That Sean Penn Relationship Bullet & Jennifer Aniston Got Hitched
Jennifer Garner Is Kicking Ben Affleck's Ass In the Battle of The Manufactured Divorce Narrative
Zooey Deschanel Had Her Manic Pixie Dream Baby & The Coolest Couple of 1997 Is Divorcing
Will & Jada Pinkett Smith Are Secretly Divorcing & Charlize Theron Quietly Adopted a Baby Girl
Ben Affleck's Nanny Problems Keep Getting Ickier and Ickier
Does Woody Allen Really Not Get How Gross His Relationship With Soon-Yi Is?
Gwyneth Paltrow Is Getting In On the Hip Hop Game & Chrissy Teigen Is Naked Again (Hooray!)
Hulk Hogan Doesn't Understand Why Obama Can Use the N-Word If He Can't & Shia LaBeouf Is Even More Disgusting Than We Thought
Taylor Swift Isn't Exactly Subtle In Her Frenemy Feuds & Brad Pitt Can't Stop Showing Off His Nipples
Hulk Hogan Is a Racist Piece of Sh*t, Even In His Sex Tapes
Madonna Says She 'Likes To Compare Herself to Picasso' & George RR Martin Throws Major Marvel Shade
A Minor League Baseball Team Had to Apologize For Corey Feldman's Presence & Anne Hathaway Responds to Being Amy Schumer's Punchline
Emma Thompson Says Hollywood Sexism Is 'Still Completely Shit' & Ben Affleck Is Going All Out To Make Sure We All Still Like Him Post-Divorce
Tom Cruise Almost Cost Us Ian McKellen's Most Iconic Roles & Brad Pitt's New Tattoo Is Adorably Confounding
Michael Douglas Says The Secret To His Career Is His 'Big D*ck' & Patrick Stewart Petitions to Join Taylor Swift's BFF Squad
Amber Heard Is Learning That The Price Of Marrying Johnny Depp Might Be Jail Time
Jennifer Lawrence Knows How Dumb Her Tattoo Is & Ben Affleck Just Fast-Tracked His Mid-Life Crisis
Jesse Eisenberg Says Comic-Con Is Like Genocide, Just In Case You Were Starting To Like Jesse Eisenberg
Jennifer Lawrence Says She's Famous Enough Now to Not Have to Be 'Very Underweight' & Ben Affleck Keeps Making a Mess Of His Divorce
The Affleck/Garner Divorce Narrative Takes a Nasty Turn, and Ariana Grande Is Terrible at English
Jon Hamm and Jennifer Westfeldt Are Splitsville (For Real This Time) & Rob Lowe Spewed Some Nonsense At Ariana Grande
Whoopi Goldberg Is the Only Person Left Defending Bill Cosby, So She's Going At It Extra Hard
Even More Idiocy From Michael Eisner & The Washington Post Thinks Amy Schumer Inspired the Charleston Shooting
Ashton Kutcher & Mila Kunis's Secret-Wedding and Enough Soccer Sexism to Start Your Week Off Angry
Paris Hilton Got A Million Dollars (And Some Dynamite Publicity) For That Plane Crash Prank
Donald Trump Has No Idea How Free Speech Works & Paul Rudd Farted His Way Through An 'Ant-Man' Interview
Someone Please, PLEASE Keep Minka Kelly Away From Sean Penn
Can You Handle the Schadenfreude Of a Rattailed, Shirtless Shia LaBeouf Rapping About Potatoes?
Jared Leto Is Taking His Creepy 'Suicide Squad' Method Acting Bullsh*t Too Far
Jennifer Lawrence Got Enthusiastic For Some Paparazzi & Ben Affleck Has Really F*cked Things Up For PBS
Charlie Sheen's Kids Are Being Punished For Being Unlucky Enough To Have Been Born To Charlie Sheen
Paris Hilton's Brother Makes Tom Hanks' Son Look Like a Lovable Boy Scout
Anthony Mackie Has Some Strict (And Weird) Criteria For Chris Evans' Next Girlfriend
Miley Cyrus Is Gal Pal-ing Around With a Victoria's Secret Model & Is This Why Charlize Theron Dumped Sean Penn?
David Hasselhoff Won't Stop Talking About, Threatening to Show Off His Penis
Why Emma Stone Turned Down 'Ghostbusters' & Donald Trump 'Picked a Fight With the Wrong Guy'
Miley Cyrus Says She's Gender Fluid & Aaron Paul Tried and Botched a Rambly, Awkward Prank
Channing Tatum Is Overdressed For Pride & Amy Schumer Left a 1000% Tip On a Restaurant Bill
The Internet Is Losing Its Sh*t Over Jennifer Lawrence's Hot Bodyguard
George R.R. Martin Is Getting Awfully Snippy With HBO & Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellan Made Kisses On Each Other
John Cusack Shares His Government Theories, Is One Craft Store Trip Short of a Full-Blown Yarn Wall
Caitlyn Jenner Is Being Sued For a Second Time Over That Fatal Car Crash
Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks It's 'Slightly Misogynistic' to Ask About Her Competition & Patrick Stewart Defends an Anti-Gay Bakery
Taylor Swift Has Taken Paparazzi Evasion to Next-Level Crazypants Impressiveness
Chet Haze Doubles Down on His Love of the N-Word & James Franco Refuses to Be Out-Weirded
Laverne Cox Had the Absolute Best Reaction to Caitlyn Jenner & Nickelodeon's Drake Bell Had the Dumbest
Tom Hanks' Son Is the Anti-Hanks & Kim Kardashian Teaches Us How to Milk a Pregnancy For Maximum Ratings
Leonardo DiCaprio Officially Does Not Care How Gross and Silly We Think He Is
Lindsay Lohan, Real-Life Superhero & Your New Source of Personal Inspiration, Worked 8 Hours a Day For Two Whole Weeks
Justin Bieber Found God In a Tree & J.K. Rowling Has No Time For Wizard-Hating Homophobes
Are Johnny Depp & Miley Cyrus Both Competing For the Title of Worst Pet Owner?
Kim Kardashian Says Plastic Surgery Is a Super Great Way to Fix a Teenager's Self Esteem
Tom Cruise Shows Off His Busted Face and Neville Longbottom's Sexiness Is Making JK Rowling Uncomfortable
Beyoncé Just Poured Your College Tuition Into a Hot Tub & George Clooney Gets B*tchy With His Trolls
Leonardo DiCaprio and Paris Hilton Fought Over a Purse & Someone Please Get Robin Thicke's Dog Away From Him, Immediately
Cate Blanchett Breaks Our Hearts By Walking Back Those Bisexuality Comments & Lindsay Lohan Has a Foolproof Backup Plan to Doing Actual Work
Woody Allen's New Amazon Project Is Already a Disaster & Kathy Griffin Is Sh*tting On Joan Rivers' Legacy
Professional A**hole Dane Cook Was Banned From the Laugh Factory For Being an A**hole
Cate Blanchett Has Had Relationships With Women 'Many Times' and Michael Fassbender Doesn't Give a Crap About Aaron Sorkin
The Kardashians Finally Address Their Insane Body Image Issues & Miles Teller Is a Real Life Super Hero
Madonna Doesn't Exactly Turn Down Marilyn Manson's Offer to 'Fornicate' & Who Thought It Was Okay to Let Lindsay Lohan Work at a Preschool?
Kristen Stewart Calls Plastic Surgery 'Vandalism' & Mindy Kaling Calls Her Relationship With BJ Novak 'Weird As Hell'
We May Now Live In a World Where We Have to Take Kim Kardashian Seriously
Leonardo DiCaprio Proves He's a Totally Normal Cool Guy Who Also Makes His Friends Block His Face on Instagram
Anna Kendrick Gives a 'What the F*ck?' to Hollywood's Weird, Backwards Casting Processes
Madonna's Comments On Her Drake Kiss Are Somehow Even Weirder Than the Already Really Weird Kiss Itself
Kit Harington Is Going to Lose It If We Don't Stop Talking About His Beautiful Hair
Emma Stone Is Just Trolling Us Now With Her Andrew Garfield Breakup
Kristen Stewart Says Her 'Twilight' Sex Scene Was Pure 'Agony,' Calls Fame 'Worst Thing in the World'
Because The Internet Hasn't Been An A**hole In a While: Here's Your Robert Downey Jr Backlash
Justin Bieber Ruined a High School's Prom & Jennifer Lawrence Turned Down a Date With a Prince
Leonardo DiCaprio Is On Tinder and Russell Brand Is Trying Celibacy Because There Can Only Be One Sleazy Sex King At A Time
Emma Stone And Andrew Garfield Are Done For Good And It's All Martin Scorsese's Fault
Robert Downey Jr. Ditched an Interview When Asked About His Drug Past
Has Johnny Depp Officially Given Up On Trying to Be a Presentable Human?
Tom Cruise Is Personally Bankrolling Scientology's Army of Spies & Ben Affleck Tries to Rewrite History
Shia LaBeouf's Gross Rattail Says Celebrities are 'Enslaved Flesh'
Louis CK Sort-of-But-Not-Really Apologized to Sarah Palin & Gwyneth Paltrow's Food Bank Backlash Continues
Charlize Theron Finally Explains the Sean Penn Attraction & Jerry Seinfeld Thinks YouTube Is a 'Giant Garbage Can'
Justin Bieber Is Too Insufferable Even For Coachella, The World's Insufferability Capital
Gwyneth Paltrow Gave Up on Her Food Stamp Challenge & Miley Cyrus Forgot How Shirts Work
Scott Eastwood Says Ashton Kutcher Boned His Girlfriend & Gwyneth Paltrow Tries and Fails to Be Just Like Us
Justin Bieber Got Handsy With Ariana Grande & Jennifer Westfeldt and Jon Hamm May Be Splitsville
If You've Ever Said Marilyn Manson Has a Punchable Face, You Were Apparently Right
Mindy Kaling Wants Nothing to Do With Her Weird, Racist, Off-the-Rails Brother
A Warning to All You Plebs: It's Now Illegal to Say Hello to George Clooney
Women, Please Stop Marrying Charlie Sheen and Chevy Chase, Please Stop Slapping Strangers
Gwyneth Paltrow Had Her Aura Photographed, Has Scientific (?) Proof She's Better Than You
Justin Bieber Says His Life Is Not Easy, and We'd All See That If We Weren't Such Stupid Peasant Idiots
Jamie Foxx Smeared Schlocky Transphobia All Over the iHeartRadio Awards & Anna Kendrick Says She's Just Waiting For Us to Start Hating Her
Aaron Paul May Be Heading to Baby Town & Nicole Kidman May or May Not Hate Everyone
Lena Headey Opens Up About Her Struggle With Depression & Jeremy Renner's Divorce Took a Turn For the Horrible
Sarah Jessica Parker Aimed Her Powerful Stink Eye at National Treasure Tom Hanks
New BFFs Leonardo DiCaprio and Justin Bieber Are a Match Made In Douchedom
Shailene Woodley, The Rich White Wood Nymph Who Doesn't Understand Feminism, Is MTV's Favorite 'Trailblazer'
John Stamos Is Tired of Getting Asked For Sex Selfies and Eva Mendes Is Really Sorry For Slamming Sweatpants
Eva Mendes Has Pinpointed the Number One Cause of Divorce in America
James Franco Says He's Gay 'Up To the Point of Intercourse,' Demonstrating the Level of Sexual Understanding You'd Expect From James Franco
Did Anyone Think Justin Bieber Could Make It Through His Roast Without Crying? Because You Were Wrong
Here's the Very Practical (And Kind of Adorable) Reason Why Taylor Swift Had to Insure Her $40 Million Legs
Leonardo DiCaprio Is Going to Help Adrien Grenier Find the Loneliest Whale. (The Whale Is His Penis)
Katy Perry Thinks Kim Kardashian Dresses Inappropriately, Because Pots Are Calling Kettles Slutty Now
Here's the Ultra Disturbing Reason Why Tom Cruise and John Travolta Can Presumably Never Leave Scientology
Robin Wright Says Sean Penn Taught Her How to Love... By Being an Unlovable Monster
Madonna Thinks Kanye Is the 'Black Madonna' and Sean Penn Thinks We're All 'Flagrantly Stupid'
Taylor Swift Has Permanently Won the 'I Just Woke Up Like This' Selfie Game
Leonardo DiCaprio REALLY Wants to Make Sure We All Know He's Not Taking a Break From Sexing Models to Sex Rihanna
Sony's Amy Pascal Can't Move Into Her New Office Because of Seth Rogen's Permanent Weed Cloud
Justin Bieber's Obsession With Seth Rogen is Reaching Sad Lost Puppy Levels of Embarrassment
Taylor Swift Gives Us All a Lesson In How to Pose Awkwardly With Your Friend's Naked Stomach
David O. Russell Pulled a David O. Russell, Got Into a Screaming Match With Jennifer Lawrence
Lindsay Lohan Can Add 'Restraining Order' to the Legal Trouble Bingo Board That Is Her Life
The Taylor Swift Belly Button Mystery Is Solved, Plus Jamie Dornan's Publicist Reins Him In
Jamie Dornan Joins the Long List of People Who Don't Want Him to Play Christian Grey Anymore
Kanye West Needs Your Help to Get His Mom Into Heaven and Fox News Says Patricia Arquette Needs to 'Do Her History'
Hugh Grant Says He Hasn't Watched Porn in Three Years and-- Okay, We'll Wait Till You're Done Laughing
Iggy Azalea Quit Twitter Because People Made Fun Of Her Ass, and Michael Che Quit Because He Acted Like an Ass
'Buffy's' Nicholas Brendon Was Arrested Again For Felony Grand Theft and Being a General Mess of a Person
Warning: If You Shush Women During '50 Shades of Grey' They May Stab You With Their Broken Wine Bottle
Lena Headey Confirms She's Pregnant, Has Not Yet Confirmed If This Is a Baby Viper
Jaden Smith Only Owns One Pair of Shoes (Riiiight) and DO NOT LOOK REESE WITHERSPOON IN THE EYE
Rich White Dude Vince Vaughn Wants to Tell You How 'Racist' Affirmative Action Is
Miley Cyrus Ends Her Short-Lived Non-Porn Career & Kanye Has 'Voices In His Head' Telling Him to Do Things
Yup, Miley Cyrus Is Officially Doing Porn Now
The 'Game of Thrones' Special May Have Spoiled a Major Character Death, and Superman Looks Like a 'Roided-Up Pacey
Brad Pitt Doesn't Want to Be Friends With 'Embarrassing' Man-Child George Clooney Anymore
Everyone In the '50 Shades of Grey' Cast Hates Each Other & Amy Pascal Steps Down at Sony
Val Kilmer Would Rather Bleed From the Throat Than Get Medical Treatment Because... Religion?
Lindsay Lohan Is Suing Fox News For Saying the Things Everyone Was Already Thinking
Justin Timberlake and His Nameless, Headless Baby Vessel Are Pregnant!
Johnny Depp Is Getting Hitched & Justin Bieber Shares a Pooping Selfie
Sean Penn Was Just Kidding With His First Two Marriages, Says Charlize Theron Will Be His First Wife
Emile Hirsch Assaulted a Woman at Sundance & David Oyelowo Defends Cumberbatch's Stupid Comments
Howard Stern Called Sam Smith an 'Ugly M*ther F**ker' Because Apparently It Really DOES Take One to Know One
Benedict Cumberbatch Issues Apology for Saying Something Really @#$ing Dumb
Sebastian Stan Is Going For the Gold in Sex-Gymnastics
Justin Timberlake's Fancy Restaurant Is Covered in Actual Sh*t
Marilyn Manson Says He Coined 'Grunge,' Refused to F*ck Courtney Love
Actor-Musician Johnny Depp Is 'Sickened' By Actor-Musicians
Lena Dunham Finds the Only Woman Capable of Fixing Her Image: The Real-Life Olivia Pope
It's Been a Few Days Since We Had a Pregnancy Rumor. Cameron Diaz, You're Up.
Jennifer Aniston Got a Solid Lesson In Things Not Always Being About Her
Gwyneth Paltrow Says Brad Pitt Was 'Too Good' For Her & Russell Brand Says Fox News Is Terrorizing Us
Zooey Deschanel Is Growing a Manic Pixie Dream Baby Inside of Her
Amy Adams Is NOT Having Babies Via a Surrogate, She's Just Kinda Awkward
Amal Clooney Is Tired of George's Friends Because Of Course She Is
Jessica Chastain and Meryl Streep React to Russell Crowe's Idiocy In Very Different Ways
Benedict Cumberbatch Knocked Up His Fiancée & Brangelina Meet the Pope
Anna Kendrick Says She'd Have No Career Without the 'Weirdos.' It's Our Pleasure, Really.
Gwyneth Paltrow Continues to Make It Really Difficult to Take Her Seriously
Kaley Cuoco Says Those Feminism Comments Were Taken Out of Context & Taylor Swift Is Cyberstalking All of Us
Gwyneth Paltrow Says She's Earned Everything She's Gotten. You Know, Except the Stuff That Was Handed to Her
Kaley Cuoco Joins the Long List of Celebrities Who Think You Can't Be a Feminist If You Like Baking
Anna Kendrick Says Meryl Streep Is 'Kind of a Bro,' and Judd Apatow Goes on an Epic Anti-Bill Cosby Twitter Rant
Russell Crowe Says There Are Plenty of Roles For Women In Hollywood, We're All Just Doing It Wrong
Jena Malone Says Being Homeless as a Child Was "Glorious" & Star Wars Almost Killed Natalie Portman's Career
Aww, Poor Slacker College Dropout Gwyneth Paltrow Is Having a Hard Time Finding a Job
"Academy Award Winner Jennifer Aniston" Is Happening, Whether We Like It or Not
Jennifer Lawrence Is Eating Pizza With a New Guy, Which May or May Not Be a Euphemism
Scarlett Johansson Thinks She Has an "Okay Body" & Jennifer Aniston Would Like You to Stay Out of Her Vagina
Lindsay Lohan Is Too Classy For America, And Anna Kendrick Drapes Herself in Velvet
The Singer From Creed Thinks the CIA Is Telling Him to Assassinate the President
Can Someone Teach Evangeline Lilly How Words Work?
Angelina Jolie Is Just Pissing Everyone Off, Isn't She?
The Real (Terrifying) Reason Mark Wahlberg Wants That Pardon, and ScarJo Channels the 90s
Leonardo DiCaprio Had a 21-Way in Miami & The Desperate Search For a Keira Knightley Baby Bump
Mark Wahlberg Is Seeking a Pardon For the Awful Things He Did As a Kid, His Rap Career Not Included
Miley Cyrus Has Outdone Even Herself, and the Very Weird Friendship of GOOP and Meryl
Daniel Craig Says Mike Myers 'F*cked' the Bond Films, and Taylor Swift Bans a Mean Girl
Natalie Dormer Refused to Do a Certain 'Game of Thrones' Scene, and (Surprise!) Rosario Dawson is a New Mom
Scarlett Johansson Got Secret-Married, Officially Killing All Chances You Definitely Still Had of Making That Happen
Jake Gyllenhaal's New Companion is a Real Dog, and Ray Rice Can Go Straight to Hell
Johnny Depp Doesn't Give a F*ck What You Think of His Terrible Movies & 'Jurassic World' Could Have Been SO Much Worse
JLaw and Liam Hemsworth Are Acting on the 'Insane Chemistry' That No One Who's Seen a 'Hunger Games' Knew Existed
Miley Cyrus Dances Topless and Rides a Mechanical Penis, While Ansel Elgort Vanquishes His Own Sex Appeal
Gwyneth Masterfully One-Ups Martha Stewart, and Late Night Finally Makes Its First Cosby Jokes
'Modern Family's' Behind-the-Scenes 'Divorce,' and Sleazebag Ashton Kutcher Supports Doxxing Journalists
Now We Know Why Ryan Gosling Was Never 'Sexiest Man Alive,' and Jennifer Lawrence 'Basically Has a Penis'
We Almost Had A Different Peter Quill, and J-Law's Unintentional Homage to Kim Kardashian?
Chris Evans' Snow Wizard Meets His Fate & Jennifer Lawrence Wants People To 'Stop Being A**holes'
Marvel At The Shortlist For People's Sexiest Man Alive & Watch Jennifer Lawrence Giggle Uncontrollably
Katy Perry's Boyfriend Is an Ass, and the Man Who Sang a Beatles' Song to His Dying Newborn
Jennifer Lawrence Thinks She's a 'Talentless Troll,' and Sandra Bullock Goes Blonde
Eminem Wants To Punch Lana Del Rey in the Face, and Gwyneth Gives the Internet a Rage Embolism
Blake Lively & Martha Stewart Reunited As Best Friends, Plus Obama Saves The Internet
Robert Downey Jr. Once Greeted A Journalist With 'Nice T-ts' and the Olsen Twins Look Less Alike Now
The Response to the Title of the Next 'Star Wars' Movie Hasn't Been Positive and Britney Spears Nabbed Her a Handsome Fella
Lena Dunham Issues Half-Assed Apology & Michael Fassbender May Be Your New Steve Jobs
Natalie Dormer's Resting Bitch Face, Plus JLaw Hoodwinks 'People' Mag
Louis C.K. Mysteriously Quits Twitter, and You'll Never See the Best 'Part' of '50 Shades of Grey'
Zac Efron Is a Controlling Boyfriend, and Outraged Parents Draw a Line from Kardashian Baby Clothes to Sex Tapes
Miley Pushes the Legal Limit on Sideboob, Martha Gives Good Eye, and Pee Wee Rises Again
Anne Hathaway's Hate-Resurrection Undone By Ebola, But Jim Carrey Thrives on Hate
Dolly Parton is a LGBT-Loving Saint, Plus the Heroic Paul Rudd Doppleganger Steps Up
Jennifer Lawrence's Middle Finger Gets Creative & Another Death Hoax Victim Rises
Shocker: '50 Shades' Sex Scenes Fail To Scintillate, But Ultron's Package Delivers
Do Not F*ck with Anderson Cooper, Internet, Plus Tina Fey Burns Rob Schneider
Johnny Depp's Big Bad Wolf Looks Like Hairy Sinatra & Cumby's Wax Figure Looks Too Accurate
Acid-Tripping Shia LaBeouf Choked His Director & Keanu Reeves Loved Making Out with Paula Abdul
Marvel Courts Robert Downey Jr. With An Astounding Gift & Nicki Minaj's Anaconda Don't Want None
Dane Cook's Conquest Tally Will Disgust You & Jude Law's Super Sperm Should Frighten You
DiCaprio Welcomes a New Member into the 'P*ssy Posse,' and KStew Continues Her No Fucks Given Tour
Blake Lively Throws A Fit Over Her Slave Owner-Inspired Fashion Spread & Steven Collins Plays A Pedophile Priest
Seth Rogen Gets Sweet Justice for 'Freaks and Geeks' Cancellation And Zach Galifianakis Lost a Ton of Weight
Kristen Stewart Calls Non Feminists Ridiculous & Ernie Hudson Calls Female Ghostbusters Wrong
Christian Bale's Ass Story Will Horrify You & Katy Perry Will Peacock The NFL
Robert Downey, Jr. Would Like To Reconnect with His Ex, Sarah Jessica Parker, if It's OK with Matthew Broderick
Jennifer Lawrence Wants A Boyfriend Who Farts & Gwyneth Paltrow Farts Shade At Martha Stewart
The Insanely Magical Appeal of Natalie Dormer's Mouth, and a Rare Kristen Stewart Smile Spotted in the Wild
Lindsay Lohan Gets Another Opportunity To F*ck Up, SNL Plagiarizes, & 'The Fappening' Has Its 1st Male Victim
The Rock Tests His Fans' Loyalty With
& Katherine Heigl Wins A Few More Fans
Why Sarah Silverman Was Fired from 'SNL,' and Nick Jonas Goes Full Wahlberg
Anne Hathaway Admits 'Fame F*cked Me Up' & Ben's Little Affleck Makes Its Screen Debut
Jeremy Renner Doesn't "Give a Sh-t About your Opinion,' and Michael Phelps Is Arrested
Ben Affleck's Punchable Face Identified With Nick Dunne & Lena Dunham Won't Pay Artists
People Magazine Tweeted Racist Sh*t About Viola Davis & John Cusack Called Hollywood A Whorehouse
Charlize Theron Is Why We Don't Have a 'Black Widow' Movie
Cuba Gooding Hilariously Loses It, and Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Will Strip Down for Soderbergh
Juliette Lewis is Crackers About Scientology, and the NYTimes Sucks at Apologizing
'Fox & Friends' Unironically Claims 'No Equivalency' For Missing Male Wonder Woman
Clay Aiken: People Who Take 'Inappropriate' Selfies 'Deserve What They Get'
What Actor's Creepy, Shit-Eating Grin Landed Him the Role of the Year?
Ryan Gosling & Eva Mendes Quietly Welcomed Their Hey Girl Into The World
Hiddleston Is Heading To 'Skull Island' and Cumberbatch Is Giving Up His Clothes For Good
Mockingjay: Part I
Trailer: Chills, Thrills & One Angry Katniss
Sarah Palin's Knock-Down, Drag-Out Family Brawl Put A Football Pile-Up To Shame
Ted Cruz Booed Off Stage, and Cumberbatch Awkwardly Asked On Stage If Audience Member Could Taste His 'Yummy Deliciousness'
'Veronica Mars' Almost Went Solo & Other TV Near Misses
Taylor Swift Thinks She's a Shoshanna; Katy Perry Thinks She's a 'Regina George in Sheep's Clothing'
Seth Rogen: Ray Rice Should Be Banned For Life From The NFL
Tom Brady Outs Himself As A Whiner & Pouter Off The Field Too
Idris Elba Will Save The Internet From This Awful Week Of Jackassery
The Song the Studio Wanted for 'Wayne's World' Instead of 'Bohemian Rhapsody' Was a Big Fat No F**king Way
Obama's Tan Suit Took Over The Internet, Which Needs To Get A Grip
Joan Rivers Is In Critical Condition And LeeAnn Rimes Made A Terrible Rape Joke
Carla Gugino's Steamy ALS Ice Bucket Challenge Needs Cooling Off
Someone Is Letting Lindsay Lohan Look After Children While Michael Rooker Groots
The VMA Fashion Show Included Britney Spears & Rose McGowan (Yes, That Dress) Throwbacks
Do We Still Like Cumberbatch? You'll Like His ALS Ice Bucket Challenge
Two Semi-Beloved(?) Celebrities Couples Split, while Judi Dench and Benedict Cumberbatch Come Together
Chuck Zito Thinks War Machine Did The Right Thing By Beating His Woman
Paul Rudd's Ant-Man Looks Broody, and Ben and Jennifer's Adorable Ice Bucket Challenge
Gene Simmons Is Sorry, Not Sorry That He Told People To Kill Themselves
Joseph Gordon-Levitt & Tori Amos Understand Feminism & Preach It
Elisabeth Moss Is Just Like Us, While O.J. Simpson is Obsessed With Kim Kardashian
Goodbye, Slim: Lauren Bacall Passes Away At The Age of 89
Anna Kendrick May No Longer Be Single and Emma Stone Might Be Wearing Garters In Public
Deceased Race Driver Kevin Ward's Relative Calls Tony Stewart 'A D*ck'
Charlize Theron Will Get Your A** Banned From Her Fancy Gym
Kristen Stewart Explains Why She Doesn't Smile for Photos, and 'Outlander' Is A Feminist '50 Shades'?
Even A Drunk Chrissy Teigen Can Pitch Better Than 50 Cent, Plus New Terminator Title Is Copywriter's Worst Nightmare.
Helen Mirren's Twerking GIF Will Light Your Heart on Fire, and Jon Stewart Was A D*ck To Craig Kilborn
How Did Cosmo's Lesbian Sex Tips Work Out For Actual Lesbians?
Celebrities Cuddle With Their Younger Selves & Other Things You Can't Unsee
Joffrey Bieber Is Still F**king with Legolas, and Fox News Host Calls The Bachelorette A Slut On TV
Drew Barrymore Releases a Statement in the Wake of Her Half Sister's Unfortunate Death
The Ex-Girlfriend Of Freddie Prinze Jr. Very Professionally Calls Him a Douche, and SDCC's Women Who Kick Ass Panel
The Media Has Spoken: Jay-Z & Beyonce Will Split & He's 'Screwing' Rihanna
Susan Sarandon Stomps All Over Woody Allen & Reveals Love Affair With David Bowie
The Least Blind 'Blind Item' Ever, and the Reality of his Divorce to Paula Patton Finally Catches Up to Robin Thicke
Billy Bob Thornton Hates 'Cupcake Wars,' and What Prompted Cameron Diaz to Walk Out of a Radio Interview?
Leonardo DiCaprio Talks Sh*t About Matt Damon, Plus The Rock Inadvertently Leaks What Superhero He'll Be Playing
The Benedict Cumberbatch Wax Statue: So Hot It'll Melt Its Own Panties
Chris Evans is the New Phoebe Cates & Other Iconic Scenes for Pervs
Douchebag Jason Biggs Turns Malaysian Airlines Tragedy Into Terrible F**king Joke
Ryan Gosling Sweetly Dotes on Pregnant Eva Mendes, and Bale Turns Down 'True Detective'
The Worst TV Scene Of 2014, Plus Death to the Manic Pixie Dream Girl
Chris Pratt Cuddles With A Raccoon, and One Man's Hilarious Response After President Obama Asked Him If He Was Gay
The Class of 2032 Will Be 'Django' Heavy
Jimmy Kimmel's Wife Gives Best Twitter Advice Ever On Giving Birth After Delivering Daughter Jane Kimmel
Chris Pratt Is an Expert at French Braids, Appreciates His Wife and Might Be the Best Husband Ever
Emma Watson Gets a Face Full of Jennifer Lawrence, and a New Celeb Couple Sexually Potent Enough to Break Your Libido
Nick Cannon Guns for the Richard Pryor Biopic Lead
Where Were You When the Tragic Chris Colfer Twitter Hoax of 2014 Happened?
Shia LaBeouf Is Not in Rehab, But Robin Williams Is, and Did Beyonce Confirm Jay-Z Cheated On Her?
Kevin Smith Left the 'Star Wars VII' Set Crying, And Daniel Radcliffe Has a Dog Problem
Tilda Swinton's Cool Alien Resolve Melts In The Face Of Her Reddit AMA
Meltdown Just Got Much Weirder
A Mom Was Repeatedly Called a Slut and Reduced to Tears for Breastfeeding Her Son Inside Cafe
Frances Bean Cobain Takes Lana Del Rey to Task over Her 'I Wish I Was Dead Already' Statement
Citing Regional Differences, Eliza Dushku Dumps Her Boyfriend and Returns to Basement-Happy Boston
Gary Oldman Defends Mel Gibson & Alec Baldwin's Rants: 'Political correctness is crap'
Should the Rules of Tipping Be Different For Celebrities?
Bieber May Be Making Little Biebers (Blech), Plus George Clooney's Choice for Best Man
One of Terry Richardson's Victims Brilliantly Rebuts That 'New York Magazine' Profile of a Sexual Predator
Everytime Miley Cyrus Takes a Tawdry Selfie, a Paparazzo Loses His Job
Jennifer Lawrence Will Don 1980s Garb In 'X-Men: Apocalypse'
Keira Knightley Pays Herself A $50K Annual Allowance Because She's Just Like You
Anna Kendrick Is Feeling Neglected, Plus Is Patton Oswalt The Worst (At Twitter)?
'Game of Thrones'' Melisandre Has the Perfect Response to a Teenaged Boy's Enthusiasm Over Seeing Her Boob Scene
Game of Thrones' Twisted Inside Joke, Plus the Adorable T-Shirt Brad Pitt's Kids Made For Him
Veep Finally Reveals A Very Important Detail In Its Season Finale
Lana Del Rey Wants You To Know That Your Feminism Is Goddamn Boring
Hugh Jackman Brings All the Ladies to the Yard, and Let's Admire Sansa Stark's New Dress
Jenny McCarthy Isn't Only a Dangerous Mother, She's an Unfunny Dick
Robert Pattinson May Don Indiana Jones' Fedora, and John Oliver Breaks the FCC Comments Section
Blake Lively Could Be The Next Bond Girl, and the Greatest Dick Joke in the History of TV
'Ant-Man' Circles In on a Director, and the Blogosphere Betrays Some Uncomfortable Classism
Charlize Theron Compares Press Intrusion To Rape
'Jeopardy's' Arthur Chu, of All People, Nails the Misogyny, Entitlement, and Nerd Problem with Shows like 'Big Bang Theory'
Want to Watch Johnny Depp Pull a Rabbit out of His Career Hat; How About Some Goopy Internet Etiquette?
The Most Underrated Films of the Century, Plus Someone Thought David Tennant Was Too Ugly for Public Consumption
Marvel Loses a Second Director in as Many Days, and a Misogynistic Shooting Inspires an Important Social Movement
Tori Amos Fights the Patriarchy & Sweetly Shades Miley Cyrus
It's All Fun and Games When Hugh Jackman Goes Commando, Until His Daughter Sees His Ass
Jennifer Lawrence Broke Out Her 'Rape Scream' for Alfonso Cuarón
The Agonizingly Depressing Commodification of 9/11
Jennifer Lawrence Demonstrates Her Foolproof Plan For Curing Hiccups
Bryan Cranston Finally Lifts The Lid On Godzilla's Appalling Diva Antics
Emily Blunt Took Tom Cruise to a Sex Club with Matt Damon
George R. R. Martin Still Writes Using a Word Processing Program from the 80s
Michelle Williams Broke Up with that Shaggy Hipster No One Knew She Was Dating
Where's The Craziest Place You've Done The Deed? Zoe Saldana Tops It.
Gwyneth Paltrow Wants You To Stop Judging Her For Judging You
Here It Is, Folks: The Best Ass In Primetime
Jon Hamm Recalls His 'Soul Crushing' Early Work in Soft Porn And His Now Famous Prom Date
Monica Lewinsky Wrote About Her Affair with President Clinton in Vanity Fair
Is It Too Early To Name The Best Sex Scene of 2014?
James Franco's Selfie Game Somehow Got Creepier Last Night
Esquire Magazine Pitches the Absolute Most Perfect Craig Ferguson Replacement Imaginable
Are Daenerys Targaryen and Jon Snow About to Form an Alliance?
Get to Know 'Star Wars' Most Unknown New Cast Member, and Why 'GoT' Viewers Got What They Deserved in This Week's Episode
Jennifer Lawrence Flips Off the Paparazzi, And In the Process, Shows Off Her New Ring
Shailene Woodley's Sunshine Vadge Is Back With War Paint & Hairy Pits
Minnie Driver Silences Twitter Naysayers with a Smokin' Nude Photo of Herself
Emma Stone Challenges Boyfriend Andrew Garfield's Sexist Remark
Laura Prepon Wants You to Know She's not Dating Tom Cruise, Scientology Is Cool and She's Not Anti-Gay
Samuel L. Jackson Popped Into A Live Reading of Tarantino's 'Hateful Eight'
Lindsay Lohan: My List Of Lovers Was One Of AA's 12 Steps
Bryan Singer and Roland Emmerich Were Throwing Gay Pride Parties in 2009
Cameron Diaz Advises Women to Have Lots of Lovers Instead of Just One (Boring) Man
US Airways Puts A Plane In A Hoo-Hah and Robert Pattinson Puts His "Plane" In Julianne Moore
Kate Upton Wishes For A Smaller Rack Every Day Of Her Life
Beyonce & Some Sketchy Photoshop Skills Begin The 'Thigh Gap' Discussion Anew
Stephen Colbert Is The New Host Of The Late Show
Julia Louis-Dreyfus Blames a Drunken Stupor for Her Nude Rolling Stone Cover
Christina Hendricks Promises Shorter Skirts in 'Mad Men,' And The Human Barbie Is a Child-Hating Racist Space Alien
The 'Lucy' Trailer Proves We May Have Underestimated Scarlett Johansson
Johnny Depp Ain't Couch Jumping Yet, But He's Damn Close
What the Hell, Franco? Scam On Someone Your Own Age, Sleazy McSleazestein
Are Sirs McKellen and Stewart Headed on a World Domination Tour?
Fred Savage is Having Trouble With Judge Reinhold's Balls
Cameron Diaz Says All Ladies Want To Get It On With Other Ladies
Gwyneth Paltrow Surfaces From 'Conscious Upcoupling' To Take On 9-5 Moms
Zac Efron Get Punched by a Homeless Man, Natalie Dormer Strips Down, and the Shuttering of an Adored Website
Skinny Dipping Jessica Paré is the Best 'Mad Men' Conspiracy Theory
Would You Let Loki In Your Asgard? Maybe You Suffer From Villain Attraction Disorder
Kanye West & Kim Kardashian Take The Cover Of Vogue, World Dies In Response
Kurt Cobain's Death Still Holds Secrets 20 Years Later
Is Jennifer Lawrence Feeding Answers to January Jones to Make Her More Likable?
Lena Dunham Thinks We Should Be Nauseated By Woody Allen, Not His Work
Jamie Alexander In a Naked-Off, And Shailene Woodley is America's Favorite Vagina Sunbathing Hippie Chick
Scarlett Johansson's Pregnancy Cleavage? Marvel: 1; DC: 0
The Reasons Why You Should Be Watching 'The Americans' Will Convince You, Comrade
40-Year-Old Cameron Diaz Would Like to Apologize to Jerkbags for Not Looking 25 Anymore
Mindy Kaling Eloquently Shuts Down BS Diversity Question: "I’m a F*cking Indian Woman Who Has Her Own F*cking Network Television Show"
Blech! Anne Hathaway and Her Husband's Filthy Public Displays of Affection Must Stop
The World Needed a Definitive Ranking of Wes Anderson Movies
Jared Leto Thinks Jennifer Lawrence's Oscars Falling Streak is 'A Bit of an Act'
Vivienne Jolie-Pitt May Be The Most Badass 5-Year-Old Ever
Chelsea Handler Explains Away Tweets: "I'm Not Racist; I Date a Lot of Black People"
Christina Hendricks Would Like To Remind You All that She Still Knows How to Wear a Goddamn Dress
We Need To Talk About Brad Pitt's Spirit Awards Hair
Mila Kunis Got Engaged To Ashton Kutcher: Jackie & Kelso 4Eva?
Horrible Racist White Lady Knows Exactly How 'That Black Football Player' Feels
Blossom Sets Us Straight on What to Do if We See a Boob in Public
The Daniel Radcliffe Neckbeard Threat Level Has Just Entered DEFCON 1, COCKED PISTOL
My Godzilla, How You've Grown: New Poster Reveals a Big Twinkie
Jennifer Aniston Almost Starred on 'SNL' Instead of 'Friends' & Other Casting Shockers
Amy Adams, Bless Her Heart, Can't Talk about Philip Seymour Hoffman Without Choking Up
No Big Deal: Cobie Smulders and Alyson Hannigan Just Made Out on 'Inside the Actor's Studio'
Amy Adams' Magical Cleavage Gets the Nod Over Jennifer Lawrence's Excellent Manicure
Brangelina Ends Media Drought, Surfaces at BAFTAs in Matching Tuxedos
Sports Illustrated: Swim's 50th Anniversary Cover Promotes a Sweet Rear View
Kate Mara Slums Around Her House in High Heels and Lingerie, Just Like the Rest of Us
Stephanie Seymour Got "Creative" with Her Sons and It's Making Me Really Uncomfortable
Dear Celebrities: Before Tweeting about Woody Allen, Put Down Your Keyboard and Step Away from the F**king Computer
Shia LaBeouf Begs for Attention Even Though He's Clearly Not a Celebrity
Leonard Nimoy Reveals COPD Diagnosis, Urges Fans to Stop Smoking
Now Miley Is Showing Her Boobs to the Germans, Plus Lex Luthor Spoilers
One of the Most Hilarious Sh*t Poor Stories of My Youth, and the Fascinating Process Involved in Plasma Donation
Ted Danson Talks the Perils of Getting High and Doing Shrooms with Woody Harrelson
Julia Roberts Trumps All the Lannisters, Mounts Idris Elba's Iron Throne on the Cover of 'Vanity Fair'
Benedict Cumberbatch Will Tell You How To Get To Sesame Street
Don't Laugh Now: Miley Cyrus Doles Out Sage Advice to Justin Bieber
Today I Learned that Unmarried Poor Women Should Stop Having Sex, and That HBO Needs More Erect Penises
On the Cover of the Rolling Stone: Pope Francis Hits the Big Time
Gawker's Response To Tarantino's Lawsuit Is Basically "Oh No You Didn't" And A Few Feeble Air Snaps
Beyonce Shook Her Thang & Willie Nelson Got Baked at the Grammys
Jonah Hill Talks About the Time Joe Pesci Got a Little Too Up Close & Personal
GQ's Photoshoot with Keri Russell Makes Me Rue the Day that Son of a Bitch Reagan Ended the Cold War
Thanks a Lot, D*ckweed. Depressed Over Script Leak, Tarantino Shelves His Next Film
Katy Perry's GQ Spread Was Unusually Classy Until Her Crotch Sprouted A Fire Hose
Jennifer Lawrence & Lupita Nyong'o Held a Cool-Off Contest at the SAGs
Poor Benedict Cumberbatch: Nobody Thought He was Sexy Enough for 'Sherlock'
Look at What the Nefarious Airbrush Monsters Have Done to the Gorgeous Face of Elizabeth Banks
Because She Wasn't Nerdy-Sexy Enough Already, Gillian Anderson Will Pen a Science Fiction Book Series
It's Official. Loki's Crashing The Superbowl.
Jared Leto's Golden Globes Speech Inspires Outrage?
Why the Golden Globes are the Greatest Award Ceremony of All Time (*Kanye shrug*)
Who Will Replace Jennifer Lawrence as 2014's Internet Crush of the Year? We Have Opinions
Joss Whedon Charmingly Promises Anna Kendrick That Cinderella Will Be An Avenger
Thank You, Elle, for Protecting Our Eyes From *Gasp* Mindy Kaling's Body
Target Thinks that Pregnant Women are 'Plus Sized.' In Other News, America is Really F***ing Cold
Kate Winslet Would Like You To Stop Judging Her Husband-Hopping, Baby-Making Habit
Cameron Diaz Urges Women To Keep Their Vaginas Fully Dressed
Lena Dunham Says Her Feminism Remains Intact Despite Dodgy Terry Richardson Connection
Jennifer Lawrence Will Take Over The World, Plus Kate Upton Jogs In A Bikini
'Love Actually' Rage Strikes Again; Mass Forehead Vein Explosions Reported Worldwide
Colin Farrell's Last Romantic Relationship Was With Whom?
Does This Character Deserve To Be The Most Hated Person In All Of Middle Earth?
Miley Cyrus Did Something Again: Boobs
Former Tom Cruise Publicist Speaks & the Couch Jumping Makes Total Sense Now
'SNL' Recently Held Secret Auditions for Black Female Cast Members, Who Definitely Will Not Be Allowed to Play Santa
How Much Pretty Can One Movie Handle? Khal Drogo Heads to 'Batman vs. Superman'
Pack It Up, President Obama Took A Selfie At Nelson Mandela's Funeral
Fit Mom Maria Kang Might Do Well to Refer to the List of Questions One Should 'Never Ask a Fat Girl'
Is This The Era of a Kinder, Gentler Christian Bale? Say It Ain't So
Just When You Thought You Couldn't Find James Franco Any More Repulsive, He Plumbs Sticky New Depths
This Look of Disdain Ringing Any Bells? 'Veronica Mars' Release Date and a New Clip
Have You Started To Suspect That Jennifer Lawrence Might Be Katniss-ing Us All?
The 2013 Kardashian Khristmas Kard (See Inside) Really Brings the Krap
Say It Isn't So! Tom Cruise Wooing Laura Prepon as Possible Wife Number Four
Who's At The Top Of The Death Watch List For 'The Walking Dead' Mid-Season Finale?
Miley Cyrus Performs With a Giant Anime Cat, Plus Brittany Murphy's Mom Talks Back
Jennifer Lawrence Hates Girl-On-Girl Hate, Plus Justin Bieber (Finally) Jumps off a Cliff
Who Has The Healthiest Relationship On TV?
Pardon Me, 'People', Is That the Sexiest Man You Can Do?
You Think Everything Daniel Day-Lewis Makes Is Genius? Meet His Charmingly Homophobic Rap Artist Son.
Angelina Jolie's Speech at the Governors Awards Will Make You Cry, Plus More JLaw Sideboob
Miley Classes Up a Joint, Cruise Gets Crazier & Dinovember Puts Us All to Shame
Rape Victim Could Have 'Closed Legs', Says Lawyer, Plus Parents Have Found Yet Another Way to Be Insufferable
Fret Not Kittens, Laura Prepon Will Be Around the Old Cellblock a Few More Episodes
Jennifer Lawrence Thinks You're Going To Get Sick Of Her. Not Likely.
Jennifer Lawrence (Still) Will Not Starve Herself To Make You Happy, Okay?
Tom Cruise is Bringing Crazy Back (Again), Plus Thoreal is Worth It
Joss Whedon Says He Is Done with Feminists
Should Gender Equality Play a Part in Movie Ratings?
Oh Dear God, Is J.J. Abrams Letting Internet Nerdom Write The New 'Star Wars'?
Courtney Stodden, 19, & Doug Hutcherson, 51, End Their Creepy Marriage: Love is Dead
Michael Fassbender is Tired of Your Sexual Harassment, Ladies & Gents
Patrick Stewart Is Having More Fun than You, Plus The Biggest Bad Ass on the Planet Now Even Bad-Assier
Skip Out on That Lame Costume Party with This Cat-Piloted Decoy Chewbacca
Martin Freeman Adorably Loses It On The Set Of 'The Hobbit'
Halloween Brings Out the Racist in All Of Us, and Katy Perry Ironically Slams the Use of Sexuality to Sell Music
Kristen Stewart vs. Jennifer Lawrence: Almost Unfair To Compare?
Has Gawker Become the Hipster Professional's Premiere Destination for Horrifying, Fear-Mongering Local News?
Was Sean Penn Completely Sh*tfaced When He Shared His Creepyweird Fantasy of Picking Julia Roberts' Teeth?
Even Peter Jackson Admits He's Tired Of That Bloated Carcass 'The Hobbit'
Patrick Stewart & Ian McKellen Are the Internet's Immortal Spirit Animals
Melissa McCarthy Wore a Coat On Her Elle Cover & It's a Scandal
This Insanely Fit Mother of Three Wants to Know What Your Excuse Is For Being a Slovenly, Obese Couch Blob
Dodgers Fans Go Nuts for Bryan Cranston After Booing Tom Cruise
Which Slender, Endearing Brunette Would You Rather Have As Ant-Man? Paul Rudd Or JGL?
Miley Cyrus Is Racist: In Retrospect, Not So Surprising?
Hot Chick With A Douchebag: Kate Upton's Idiot Boyfriend Told Her To Lose Weight
If a Woman Can't Escape Judgement for Dressing as a Slutty Mouse On Halloween, We Have Failed as a Society
Colbert Lambasts Thanksgivikah, Attempts to Draw a Hand Menorah
John Boehner, Douchelord Extraordinaire, Exits A Government Shutdown Interview Whistling
Scarlett Johansson Named 'Sexiest Woman Alive' By Esquire: Good Call?
Allow Britney Spears An Unscripted Interview & Much Becomes Clear
The Always Lady-like Jennifer Lawrence Expresses Her Opinion on Dieting: 'Go F**k Yourself'
Jay Z Addresses Pillowgate, Ignores Auntie Goop's Advice
Scarlett Johansson Didn't Do Half The Math Section On Her SAT?! That Was A F*cking Option?!?
Katy Perry Throws Russell Brand Into The Thames River Again: Enough Already?
Miley Cyrus Calls Herself A 'Creepy, Sexy Baby': Is This Sh-t For Real?
Blake Shelton, 'Vulgar Adulterer Hated By God,' Mouths Off to Those Westboro Baptist Church 'Dipsh*ts'
Joss Whedon: 'No' To More 'Buffy,' But Maybe to a Tasty Boba Fett Flick, Plus Megan Mullally's Thoughts on Nick Offerman's Man Parts
Bryan Cranston Read His Favorite Erotic Fan Letter When 'Breaking Bad' Took Over Conan Last Night
Douchebag Piers Morgan Taunts Jon Stewart After Emmy Loss (Plus, Miley Cyrus Invests in Black Nipple Pasties)
James Franco Staged His Own Fake-Gay Paparazzi Pics: Awesome?
Maggie from 'The Walking Dead' Does Maxim, America Goes to their Bunks
More On 'Ozymandias,' The Flowery Scent of Girl Poops, and Allison Janney Is the Internet's Spirit Animal
Wait, That's Not Idris Elba: New Top Choice for James Bond Wears the Hell Out of a Hobo Beard
Now We Know How Awesome It Would Have Been to Be on the Set of 'Breaking Bad' While They Were Filming 'Ozymandias'
Joseph Gordon Levitt Won't Dignify Those Gay Rumors With A Response, Snuggles Kitten Instead
When the Trade News Pubs Refer to You as Unpleasant, Difficult, Entitled, and Ungrateful, You May Have an Image Problem
Courtney Love Thinks Miley Cyrus Is a F---ed Up, Hillbilly Punk Rocker, and '50 Shades' Laughable Sperm Scene
This Super Gay Poster Of Thor And Loki Will Make You Wish Natalie Portman Didn't Exist
Hell Hath No Fury Like Gwyneth Paltrow After Her Kids Eat McDonalds
In A Battle Of The Pop Stars, Whose Promo Image Wins: Miley Cyrus or Katy Perry?
The Love Interest for Zack Snyder's Batman Will Be "Tall and Possess Physicality." We Have a Suggestion.
Ryan Gosling and Shailene Woodley, Among Others, Turned Down the Leads in "50 Shades of Gray" Because OF REASONS SHUT UP
"Vanity Fair" Chose That Girl Who Looks Good Eating A Burger To Commemorate Their 100th Birthday
Is It Really Surprising When Robin "Blurred Lines" Thicke Gets Busted Groping A Fan?
Sleazy Warner Brothers Employees Get Caught With their Hands in Forbidden Internet Jars
Hiss! Spit! Hooray! Yes! Are These the 50 Funniest Movies of All Time?
"X-Files" Creator Chris Carter Is Launching A New Show. Scully And Mulder Or GTFO.
Deeply Disturbed Miley Cyrus' VMA Performance Was "Disgusting and Embarrassing," So Says Uptight MSNBC News Lady
MTV VMA Awards Will Never Be Able To Top Britney With A Snake, Plus A Thorgi!
Watching Simon Pegg Rip
The Phantom Menace
To Shreds Will Give You Nerd Tingles All The Way Down To Your Toes
Peggy Carter Whoops Some Ass And Looks Good Doing It, Console Wars Heat Up, And, Uh, One Direction Something Something
Life After Jon Stewart, Maps, Librarians, Gorillas Proposing to Giraffes, and Kangaroo Pornography
Michelle Obama Likens Herself To A Single Mother & All Hell Breaks Loose
Aaron Taylor-Johnson Wants You To Stop Whining About His Much Older Wife
Miley Cyrus' Next-Level Sleaze Porn Has Been Brought to You By Terry Richardson
When Robert Downey, Jr. Is Finished with the Iron Man Suit, Mark Wahlberg Would Like to See How It Fits
Let's Make Christina Hendricks' Dream of Wearing Pelts and Horns and Riding Around on Horseback a Reality
Here's Jennifer Lawrence with Puppies, Because That's The Way Internet God Intended It, OK?
Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters
Review: A Big Splash
Miley Cyrus & Terry Richardson Do “Rebellious” Couture: Do They Pull It Off?
Lady Gaga Really Should Take Lessons in Weirdness from Tilda Swinton
Hey Ladies: Tom Hiddleston Wants to Eat Your Cookie
Neil Gaiman Reveals That One Black Actor Has Turned Down the Doctor Who Role
Blame It On Franco: Why Must They All Consider Themselves "Artists"?
Katy Perry Never Farts In Front Of Romantic Interests: Do You?
Hey Wealthy Filmmakers: Having Your Rich Celebrity Friends Defend Your Kickstarter ISN'T HELPING
Hey, Guess What, Delightfully Geeky SEO? BENEDICT CUMBERBATCH!
You See, Gwyneth? People Don't Like You Because You Keep Saying Stupid Sh** Like This
You Need More Reasons To Love Jennifer Lawrence, Right? (Here Are 20 Of Them)
Even Page Six Is Telling Anthony Weiner "It's Time To Pull Out" (Plus Bonus Bill Murray)
Benedict Cumberbatch Married Two Gay Men over the Weekend. What Do You Say to That, Rick Santorum?
A Moment of Silence As Kate Middleton Angrily Crosses "Carlos Danger" Off Her Baby Name List
Cate Blanchett Will Eat Your Face
This Post Does Not Contain A Shirtless Photo Of Geraldo Rivera
Introducing the Star of Taylor Swift's Next Album ... Matthew Gray Gubler?
Jason Sudeikis Discovers Greatest Weight Loss Secret Ever: Marathon Bang Sessions with Olivia Wilde
Don't Make Nancy Drew Angry. You Wouldn't Like Her When She's Angry.
About the Time Bryan Cranston Called the Police to Prevent Himself From Murdering His Girlfriend
Tom Hiddleston Wears the Most Nerdy T-Shirt Ever, Plus a Truly Heartwarming Tale of a Sick Child & Pizza
Amanda Seyfried's Vagina Is Like Toucan Sam's Nose: It Always Knows
You'd Think a Puppy Licking King Joffrey Would Humanize Him. Nope: Just Makes Us Dislike the Puppy
Olivia Munn Continues to Make It Very Difficult for Us to Dislike Her
"Game of Thrones" Sophie Turner and Maisie Williams Must Have the BEST Sleep Overs
George Clooney & Stacey Keibler Broke Up: When's the Next Round of Auditions?
Henry Cavill & Kaley Cuoco Prove Their Love: Why Are They Trying So Hard?
Our Dreams of Marrying Captain Jack Harkness Die (But They'll Resurrect, I'm Sure)
We Live In a Country Where Cops Could Shoot a Dog Four Times And Russell Brand Is a Voice of Reason
Alec Baldwin Expresses Regret For His Homophobic Rant: Should We Forgive Him?
Val Kilmer & His Genius Plan To Bang Natalie Portman, Plus Al Pacino & Siri In A Bathroom
Ellen Page Says Feminist Porn is Crucial, While Garfunkel & Oates Will Let You #%@# Them In the A$$ Because They Love Jesus
Gwyneth Paltrow Is a Sex Addiction Cure-all, and Nancy Pelosi Delivers the
Response to Michelle Bachman on Gay Marriage
Critics (Incorrectly) Rank the 10 Best Movies of 2013 So Far
Jim Carrey Regrets Earning Millions From
Much To Producers' Delight
Bradley Cooper Voted "Best Hair" & George Lucas Thinks Movie Tickets Should Be $100
Incontrovertible Evidence that No One Is Better at Twitter than Patrick Stewart
The Internet Remembers James Gandolfini
It's Okay, Selma Blair. There's No Way the Money Was Worth It
Turns Out, Not Everyone Thinks Angelina Jolie's Double Mastectomy Was All That Courageous
Kim Kardashian Gave Birth To Baby Yeezus, Plus Maya Rudolph Tells A Bill Murray Story
Miley Cyrus Shows Off Her New Gold Tooth & Grill, Plus Too Many Macbeths
When It Comes to Financial Decisions and Health Care, Men's Brains Are Just Better. Am I Right, Ladies?
Gwyneth Paltrow is Hiding Something. We're on the Case
Ladies Be Mad Horny, Y'all, and Shia Labeouf Is Some Kind of Freakish Predictive Genius
Charming Potato Feeds Puppies Cereal, Plus the Most Revolting Thing You'll See All Day
Man of Steel
’s Judicious Lack Of Underwear, Plus ASkars Goes Down For The Count
Some Useless Marzipan Dildo Had the Audacity to to Slut-Shame Kate Winslet
One Very Sad News Item and Several Attempts to Make You Forget It
Who Knew Cersei Had A Moon and Stars Or That Cronuts Were A Thing?
Michael Douglas Says Cunninglingis Caused His Throat Cancer, Plus Interspecies Marriage
"Justified" Lovers, Now You Can Have Raylan's Hat; Plus Spelling Bee Trauma
Patrick Stewart's First Ever Slice of Pizza is the New Start We All Need
David Tennant Gleefully Performing "I Would Walk (500 Miles)" with the Cast and Crew of "Doctor Who" Is My Spirit Animal
The Only One “Arrested Development” Link Edition of Pajiba Love
Frances Bean Cobain Takes On A Kardashian ... And Loses? Plus Chris Hemsworth Loses The Hot
Never in a Million Years Will You Guess Who This Unrecognizable (and Beloved) Actor Is Without Looking?
Helen Mirren Will Warm Your Heart, Add Two Lumps of Sugar and a Spot of the Milk of Your Own Happy Tears
Jennifer Lawrence Gets Her Hairs Cut, Wears Pink Heels, Internet Loses Its Damn Mind
Beyonce Laughs At The "Low Life People" Who Criticize Her, Plus Cheeky Billboard Fashion
Reese Witherspoon & Jim Toth Still Boozing It Up, Plus A "Sexy"
We Have a Winner! Chris Hemsworth Is the Father of the All Time Cutest Celebrity Baby
Christina Hendricks Loves Her Husband Too Much to Slum It Around the House In Her Sweatpants
You Know Who Else Is Awesome? Brad Pitt. Plus, Skyler White Haters Step to the Left. No, Wait! Come Back
Male Models & The Cats Who Resemble Them, Plus A Screaming DiCaprio Head
The Return Of Jack Bauer, Plus 1 World Trade Center Finally Rises From The Ashes
"Kristen Stewart Looks Like an Alien from the Planet Ugly F**king Pajamas"
Nancy Grace Shares Her Camera Space With No One. NO ONE!
Anne Hathaway Changed Her Hair Color, But James Franco Is Still the Same Old Douchebag
Benedict Cumberbatch Blushes While Confronting The Truth, Plus A Mystery Model
Let Us All Hope For Wino Forever, Plus Kevin Spacey Gives The Best Photobombs
Leslie Knope Bids Us Adieu Tonight, Let's Hope Not For the Last Time
Lindsay Lohan Blogging From Rehab Will, In Fact, Be the Best, Most "Adequite" Thing That Ever Happened to Me
Brad Pitt Covers "Vanity Fair" And, Forgive Me, But This Is Some Benjamin Buttons Sh*t
Good Lord, People: We May Soon Be Witness to the Silliest Looking Comic-Book Movie Super Villian Yet
Leading Men Age But Their Leading Ladies Stay The Same, Plus Alec Baldwin's Head Explodes
Congratulations, Big-Time "Movie Producer": You Just Donated to Zach Braff's Kickstarter and Now Your Kid's Gonna Starve
Gwyneth Paltrow Named the Most Beautiful Woman in the World, But Tilda Swinton is the Most Flawless
Alison Haislip Will C*nt Punt Her Way Into Your Heart
I Bet Alison Brie Wants to Go to a Rolling Stones Concert
Jennifer Lawrence Is One Of TIME's Most Influential & Don Cheadle Packs Some Serious Heat
Stop Saying that Gwyneth Paltrow Is the Most Hated Celebrity on the Planet
Rosario Dawson Goes Pantsless, Just as New Hampshire Politicians Had Intended
"There's a Light in the Darkness of Everybody's Life"
Alison Brie, Magic, and The Miz: Just Another Weird-Ass Day on the Internet
Kim Kardashian Spawns Feminist Controversy, Robert Downey Jr. Makes It All Better By Sporting Lederhosen
Where Else Would You Go For History Lessons, Lightsabers, and 2Pac?
America's Finest Political Mind, Dionne from "Clueless," Has Opinions
A Pajiba Love with That Extra Special Ingredient
“The Best of Jessica Pare on ‘Mad Men?’” That May Be Redundant, But Who’s Complaining?
Angelina Jolie, Billy Bob & The Botox-Ridden Love That Will Never Die, Plus Prince William Rejected By A Little Heroine
The Impossibly Sexy Elisabeth Moss Plays F***, Marry, Kill with the Men of Sterling Cooper
McAvoy Talks Pubic Hair, A Scientist Talks Duck Genitalia, and No, Bieber Shouldn't Have a Pet Monkey
Neanderthal Ryan Gosling Freaks the Hell Out After Someone "Hey Babys" His Girlfriend
Pajiba Love’s Outside Is Catching Up With Its Inside
You Better Click On Today's Pajiba Love Unless You Want End Up In The... DANGER ZONE
Does Kirsten Dunst Have No Friends To Tell Her She Looks Like A Drowned Heroin Rat?
If You're Not Showing Support for Marriage Equality on Facebook, You're Apparently a Terrible Human Being
Please Don't Forget To Install the Vagina Gate. It's For Your Own Safety
Justin Timberlake and a Giant C*ck? …Oh. Wait. No. A Giant
. ‘Cause Yeah, That Makes Much More Sense
Pajiba Love: You Murdered My Vagina Edition
Are You Tired Of This Face? Ryan Gosling Thinks You Are And That Maybe We Should Take A Break
That Weasel Pete Campbell Is Marrying Sweet Little Rory Gilmore In Real Life
Anna Kendrick Takes Internet Nerdom with Fire and Snuggies
Video Games, Lube, and Bikini Models: Pajiba Love Knows What You Need
Cumberbatch is Creepy/Sexy, Lauer is Sketchy and Every Week Should Be Justin Timberweek
Lena Dunham Knows She Probably Wouldn't Enjoy Pi(e) Day As Much If She Had To Maintain A Victoria's Secret Model's Figure
Yoda Would Clean This Papacy Right Up
I Think Ian Somerholder Is About To Eat Grumpy Cat
Parents Are Terrible, Elizabeth Hasslebeck Is Worse, And Sofia Vergara Will Bring Guns To A Knife Fight
The (Lame) Jennifer Lawrence Backlash Begins, Plus Plenty Of Shirtless Males (Good & Bad)
Oopsie! January Jones Went to a Party and Left with Someone Else's Fiancé
Don't Worry, We'll Get to the New
Portraits. But First Let's Discuss Oprah's "Tig Ol' Bitties"
Even the Luminous, Charming Mila Kunis Is No Match for That Sexpot Judi Dench
Amy Poehler's Adorable Ginger Kids Are Our Only Hope Against the Evil Redmayne Ginger
More Fassbender & Lawrence In The Next X-Men Movie? Plus, Girls Gone Wild Goes Bankrupt
Sam Raimi Has Done Some Great And Powerful Things In His Career. This Mila Kunis Sh*tshow Isn't One Of Them.
Why We Love Jennifer Lawrence and Loathe Anne Hathaway
Charlize Theron is a Real Ballerina and a Real Hero
The Therapeutic Anger Edition of Pajiba Love
Justin Timberlake Will Get His SNL Five-peat While Josh Brolin And Diane Lane Admit Defeat.
Is Alison Brie's Adorably Spastic Return to Rap Enough to Make You Stick With Community?
Anne Hathaway's Repulsed Grimace Simply a Reaction to Hearing Russell Crowe Would Sing at the Oscars
On Jessica Simpson's Many Enviable Qualities
NBC Finally Realizes It's Made a Huge Mistake
The Sky Is Falling, But Don't Panic: Just Stare Into the Eyes of The Dinklage
She Will Take What is Hers With Fire and Lingerie
Have You Ever Been in a Turkish Prison?
Happy Fat Tuesday, My Little Babe-raham Lincolns
A Convenient Excuse To Post A Pic Of Kate Upton? THE HELL YOU SAY. There's Also Math And Art And Stuff!
Nelson Mandela's Grandkids Will Crush His Legacy With A Reality Show, But At Least Scientology's Going Down
Kate Winslet Wearing Geeky Glasses Has Me Singing "Wonder Whoa-man!"
Say Goodbye to THESE, Michael... and Say Hello to Some New Kickstarter Campaigns!
Even Someone as Brain Meltingly Hot as Idris Elba Feels Ugly Sometimes
The Two Super Bowl GIFs That Summarized Everything We Love and Hate About Beyoncé
In The Battle Between Nicholas Hoult And Eddie Redmayne, Everybody Wins
Footage Definitely Puts The "Oooo" In Uhura
Jennifer Lawrence's Parents Are A Little Bit Tipsy, A Little Bit Embarrassing, And a Whole Lot of Charming
Beyonce is Going to Have Pay Her Own Super Bowl Bills, Bills, Bills
Boobs! It's The All-T*ts Edition of Pajiba Love!
Kristen Bell Doesn't Feel The Need To Prove Her Womanhood To You, Warren.
Let's Sit, Stay, and Speak About This Year's Puppy Bowl Lineup
Dawson's Sitcom Was Cancelled. Don't Worry, The Internet Is Prepared For This Eventuality.
To Be Fair, This is Probably the Most Inauguration Appropriate Outfit Katy Perry Owns
Emma Stone One Step Closer to World Domination; World Pretty OK With This
I Bet Lance Armstrong Has Two Testicles, Too
Megan Fox, Whose Brow Is Like An "Elaborately Camouflaged Butterfly," Is Obviously Prettier Than "Perfectly Plain" Amy Adams
This Common Household Item Could Cause Instant Death, but First a Few Links
While You Were Campaigning for an Oprah Interview About Your Use Of Performance Enhancing Cake
Tina Fey And Amy Poehler: Just When You Think You Know How Awesome They Are, The Bar Gets Raised
Tom Cruise, President? Plus a Henry Cavill/Gina Carano Mating & Everything You Already Knew About Lindsay Lohan
Liam Neeson Worries About Losing the Mystery and Wonder of Sex ... I Am Certain I Can Help Him Sort It Out
Knock-Knock, Who's There? What Do Jennifer Lawrence and "Game of Thrones" Have in Common? Plus, Your First Look at
Ryan Gosling Smokes the Competition in a Game of "Would You Rather" at the Gangster Squad Premiere
Pajiba Love: The Next Generation: Lena Dunham Will Change the Way You Think About Dental Hygiene
Donald Glover Is Here To Melt Your "Girls" Hating Heart.
About That Time Jennifer Lawrence Almost Shot Some Guys In The Ass With Her Bow And Arrow
Amy Poehler And Tina Fey Continue To Make You Jealous Of Their Friendship
Alison Brie As Captain America? That's Actually Hilarious.
Look! Tom Hiddleston Got You "Buckets Of Love" For Christmas! Just What You Wanted!
Someone On The Internet Dares Question The Validity Of Ryan Gosling's Abs
A Velvet-Draped & Bewigged Carell and Buscemi Are Here To Magic Your Pants Off
Charming Potato Rolls His Way Onto The 20 Biggest Internet Crushes Of 2012 List
Get Your Holiday Jollies With Anne Hathaway and Samuel L. Jackson's "Sad-Off Showdown"
Alison Brie Freestyle Raps With Danny Pudi, Sadly Not In Spanish Or All That Well
I Pajiba Love You All: An Open Thread About This Morning's Atrocities Right After These Comforting Images
Peekaboo, B*tches. In Response To Fashion Criticism, Anne Hathaway Eschews Pants Altogether
Ian McKellen Has Cancer, You Say? Well F*ck You Too, Universe.
Maybe That Monkey Was Looking For A Wedding Gift For Some Newlyweds In Washington
Musical In The Works. Look! Someone's Already Practicing Their Jazz Hands!
Hugh Jackman Gives Amanda Seyfried A Birthday Lap Dance. Well, Wouldn't You?
In An Unexpected Coup, Mariah Carey Comes Out Of Left Field To Win Christmas
Pajiba Love After Dark: Ashley Judd Wants To Run For Senator Edition
I Doubt Your Fantasies About Summer Glau As An Elf Were Ever This Wholesome
And That Will Bring Us Back To D'oh. Country Music Barbie To Play Maria Von Trapp.
Look Which Dreamy Eyed Douchebag The Halfwits At "Entertainment Weekly" Chose As Best TV Actor Of The Year
Ben Affleck Named Entertainer Of The Year!? Joss Whedon Would Like To Have A Word.
In The First Images From
Jennifer Lawrence Shows Off Her Best "Peeta, Please" Look
Right Now, This Little Guy Is Making You Better At Your Job
Lizzy Caplan Smuts Up My Childhood. Somehow I'm Okay With It.
All But One Of The Fab Five Flipped Over A Trip To The White House
Summer Glau Is Here To Kiss Your Twinkie Pain Away
Drown Your Sorrows In Film's 100 Most Depressing Death Scenes
Oh Sh*t, Anne Hathaway Has Tapped Into Her Inner Toreador
Scarlett Johansson's New Look Is What I Like to Call "Sexy Stepford Superhero"
Happy Birthday Ryan Gosling! You May Be Getting Older, But You'll Always Be Our Baby Goose
Who's Got Two Thumbs, No Shirt And Is Angling For An Academy Award? This Guy.
Jennifer Lawrence Dares America to Call Her Fat One More Time. ONE MORE TIME
People I Hate Really Need To Stop Doing Cute Things. You Hear Me, Megan Fox?!
If You Vote, Alison Brie Will, I Promise,* Snuggle You Like This Kitten
Katy Perry Comes Out Of Left Field To Unexpectedly Win Halloween
Ryan Gosling And Michael Fassbender Did Charity Work Together On Halloween. Your Move, Other Dudes.
Jeremy Renner To Try His Hand (And Veiny Forearms) At Comedy
Brace Yourself, Internet,
Alison Brie Gifs
"Community" Officially Returns To NBC In February
Hatten Down Your (Cumber)Batches: Giant Winds In The East And A Giants Win In The West
That Time Matt Damon Was Just The Icing On The Tom Hanks Cake
Next Season's "Mad Men" Has Shirtless Jon Hamm. Sucks To Be You, Dish Subscribers.
The Dapper Dudes Of The New
Flick Have A Tux-Off. Oh, Ralph Fiennes, I Think We Have A Loser.
Justin Timberlake: Ruining Your Wedding Plans Since 2012
How Much Would You Pay To Be Besties With Tina Fey And Amy Poehler For A Night?
These Kanye West/Wes Anderson Mash-Ups Are The Best Thing You'll See All Day
Oh, Timothy Olyphant, If I Were Running The World You'd Be Able To Buy And Sell The Likes Of Ashton Kutcher
Hugh Jackman Does Gangnam Style With Wolverine Claws, Tears The Internet To Shreds
Crank Up The Nine Inch Nails, Scarlett Johansson Slithers Into A 90s Goth Look
One Loud Leap For Mankind
The Best Photo Of Natalie Portman, Michael Fassbender And A Lizard Dude You'll See Today
It's A Pity Esquire Didn't Ask Me To Vote On Sexiest Woman Alive Because Screw Mila Kunis, That's Why
All Those Terrible Things You've Been Thinking About Kristen Stewart? She's Went Ahead And Said Them.
Is Sarah Palin Angling For A Guest Spot On "Sons Of Anarchy"?
How Much Would You Pay To Get Khal Drogo In Your Pants?
"Community" Tries To Fill The Dan Harmon Sized Hole With Mustaches. It's...Working.
Sure There Was A Presidential Debate Last Night But, In More Important News, Cameron Diaz Bent Over
Trailer Will Give You An Excuse To Wash Kate Winslet's Mouth Out With Soap
Which Child Actor Of The 90s Has Had The Most Successful Transition To Adult Star?
No-Brainer Poll Of The Day: Would You Rather Jon Hamm's Cowboy Or Johnny Depp's Indian?
Tina Fey Poses As Audrey Hepburn, Destroys The Fantasy That She Might Be In Your League
Those May Not Have Been Bowie's Balls In
, But Never Doubt The Authenticity Of The Package
On The Bright Side, Guess Which Awesome Music Video Vixen Is Cumbering Sherlock's Batch?
Guess Which Hollywood Hack Is Putting His Hands All Over The Khaleesi's Dragons
Want An Even Better Pair Of Twins? Check Out Today's Links
Get Your Wallets Out, Now You Can Buy Your Way Into The Middle Of This Hemsworth/Hiddleston Sandwich
If You've Never Found Rashida Jones to Be Ungodly Sexy, You Will Now
I Think We Figured Out A Way To Bring Sexy Back To The Oscars
Which Hollywood Actor or Actress Has The Best Natural B*tchface?
Hollywood's Sweetest Couple Are Here To Snap Your Heartstrings In Two
Oh, Sh*t, They Tarred and Feathered Jennifer Lawrence!
Redheads Are Becoming Extinct? Not While They Look Like This They Aren't.
Who's Got The Most Punchable Face In Showbiz? I Bet You're Ready With Your Response...And Your Fist.
Stripping Off The Beards And Leather: 20 Things You Didn't Know About The Cast Of "Sons Of Anarchy"
Cat Fight!! Maggie Smith Eviscerates Shirley MacLaine, Dowager Countess-Style
"Community" Season Premiere Takes On
The Hunger Games
How One Man Succinctly, Hilariously, and Mind-Blowingly Illustrated the Difference between the 99% and 1%
The World Hasn't Seen A Hacker This Smoking Hot Since Angelina Jolie
Adrien Brody Is Here To Kill Your Crush On...Adrien Brody
Ugh, Enough With The Think Pieces...Which "Community" Actor Would You Rather Invite Into Your
What's Your Best Celebrity Anagram? Can You Top The Simple Beauty Of "Dr. Sunken Tits?"
First Person To Identify This Celebrity Wins A Frozen Yogurt...Or Perhaps A Whole Meal Of Food
Kimmel on Jay Leno: "F*ck Him"
Which Of These Geek Goddesses Would You Pick To Put The Ginger In Your Ale?
Find Out What Kind Of Scarf-Porn Related Antics Cumberbatch and Company Will Get Up To In Season Three Of "Sherlock"
Think Nicole Kidman Is Too Old and Icy To Be Attractive? Her Scantily Clad Bum Begs To Differ
Leg Enthusiasts Of The World, Rejoice! Amy Pond Gets Her Own Spin-Off
First Look Of James Marsden As JFK Will Knock Your Pill Box Off
Which Ass-Kicking Babe Would Top Your List For The Planned All-Female
New "Game Of Thrones" Casting News Will Blow Your Helm Off
Aw, Remember The Good Old Days When Jennifer Lawrence Used To Pose In Just The Red Swimsuit?
Michelle Rodriguez Pours Herself Into A Dress And Inspires The Russian Headline "Homina Homina Homina"
Did ScarJo Turn In The Sexiest Performance Of The Year? God Help Me, I Think She Did.
Plenty Of You Lined Up To See Jeremy Renner Forearm Porn This Weekend, But Is Bourne His Best Role?
Jennifer Lawrence Is Already Lobbying For A Golden Globe...Hard
Do You Believe Mulder and Scully Are Boning For Reals? I WANT TO BELIEVE!
Misleading Headline Of The Day: Uma Thurman Snuggles A Topless Lucy Liu
Lock Your Cubicle Door For The 10 Sexiest Films Ever Made
Celebrate The Mars Landing With A Dumb Natalie Portman "Heavenly Body" Joke
Would You Give Up Meat For A Crack At One Of These Delectable Hollywood Vegans?
Your Daily Dose Of Schadenfreude: Russell Brand Narrowly Escapes Death
If I Just Start Throwing Money At My Monitor Will They Make This Movie?
Who Should Play He-Man? I've Got Your Left Field Candidate Right Here.
Peter Jackson Confirms 3rd
, Will Spend Half His Budget Getting Liv Tyler Into Fighting Elf Shape
Tom Hardy Raps With His Baby. Ovary Explosion, Aisle 1.
The Dark Knight Rises Is A "Conservative Classic?" Uh, Someone Tell Anne Hathaway's Costume.
Is Nothing In This World Sacred!? Processing The Split Of Hollywood's Least Convincing Couple.
David Beckham Is Here To Crumple Your Cynicism Into A Ball And Punt It Across The Goal Line
Vulture Struggles To Define The Most "Valuable" Hollywood Star, Forgets To Include A Bangable Category
The Women of "Downton Abbey" Get The Tim Burton Zombie-Clown Treatment
Which Batman Villain Did Christopher Nolan Miss Out On? I've Got Two Words For You.
Two Geek Gods Meet At Comic-Con. Mind If I Squeeze In The Middle And Just...Wriggle Around A Little?
Louis CK Swears He Didn't Mean To Endorse Rape Jokes. So We Good Here?
Vogue Puts Wizened Crone Marion Cotillard On The Cover Of Their "Aging" Issue
The New "Community" Blooper Reel Has Extra Shirtless McHale Footage? Oh Yes Please!
Christina Hendricks Brings New Meaning To "Top Shelf"
, If Any Of Your Shaky Cam Shenanigans Obscure My View Of Rachel Weisz, There Will Be Hell To Pay
In Honor Of Comic-Con We Present Pajiba's Favorite Geek Couple
As If Hot Men Slathered In Oil Wasn't Reason Enough To Watch "Sons Of Anarchy"
Take Kate Beckinsale's
Outfit, Add A Few Zombie Bites And You've Got Milla's New Resident Evil Look
New Photos Reveal That Lindsay Lohan Is Campaigning Hard For A "Walking Dead" Cameo
New Photos From
Prove It's Not Too Late To Vote A Dwarf Into Your Pajiba 10
You Guys, What If Joey Potter Ends Up Single-Handedly Bringing Down Scientology?
The Real Housewives Of Westeros? Finally, A Reality TV Show I'd Watch
Emma Stone And The New Spider-Man Crack Open Your Heart, Pour A Little Sunshine In
Filthy Dirty Greasy Chris Hemsworth Would Like to Have a Beer with You. In Your Bunk.
Amy Poehler And Will Arnett Reclaim The Title Of World's Most Adorable Couple
I Totally Would've Voted for Meryl Streep as Prom Queen of My High School and My Heart
Why, As I Live and Breathe, Is That Liz Taylor Herself or a Puffy, Cracked Out Clone?
Feel Sorry For Sorkin After His New Show Got Panned? You Won't When You Get A Look At His New Lady
Everyone Knows all the Stereotypes About Gingers Are Untrue, Except for the Fact that They Have No Souls
Terry Richardson Gets His Greasy Mitts All Over America's Favorite Swimsuit Model
I Thought Shia LaBeouf's Droopy Dangler Was the Most Traumatic Thing On the Internet Today, Then I Heard Ron Swanson Sing
Happy Friday, Everyone. I'll Be In My Bunk.
Have A Drink. Heck, Have A Pair. It's National Bourbon Day.
What If, And I'm Just Spitballing Here, But What If
Just Didn't Make Any F---ing Sense?
Felicia Day As Lara Croft Is Just The Internet's Way Of Saying "I Love You."
If You Didn't Like
, Don't Blame Damon Lindelof, Says Damon Lindelof
Who Fills Out A Clingy Action Suit Better Than Anne Hathaway? Idris Elba That's Who.
Stephen Colbert Attacks America's Most Likable Gay Person
Ryan Seacrest and Julianna Hough's Relationship Is So Life-Like that It's Hard to Believe They Were Built in a Lab
Kate Winslet Is "Grateful For Her Buttocks." So Are We, Kate. So Are We.
There's More than One Way to Skin a Dead Cat ... Or Just Turn the Damn Thing Into a Helicopter
Does Tilda Swinton Have New Competition for the Title of the Most Heebily Jeebily Attractive Woman in Hollywood?
Joseph Gordon-Levitt Recites A "Tasteful Poem About Cunnilingus" ...Pun Intended
Is Anne Hathaway the Alison Brie of
The Dark Knight Rises
Gillian Jacobs Puts The "Umm" In "Summer Camp" With This Flirtatious Campaign For Esquire
Brace Yourself Internet, Alison Brie Talks About Being Naked...Again
Are These the Only 8 Shows on Network Television Worth a Damn?
Dear Kristen Wiig: You're a Movie Star Now. Act Like One
Naked Paul Bettany...It Really Never Gets Old
Dear Miley Cyrus: Here's a Thought. Next Time You Leave the House, Maybe Try Putting on Some Pants
You Thought Emma Stone Had Reached Maximum Adorability? Idiots. She's Not Yet Begun To Fight.
Grease Up Your Poles! Strippers Are Coming
Tom Cruise's Rendition of "Pour Some Sugar on Me" is the Worst Thing I've Ever Heard. I Want to Have Its Tin-Eared Babies
Sure, Fassbender Is Bummed About That Oscar Snub, But Somehow I Think He'll Muddle Through
Before Deciding to Have Kids, Ask Yourself This: Are These Images Adorable or Horrifying?
Was This The Best Part Of
? You Bet Scarlett Johansson's Kevlar-Clad Bum It Was.
You Think A Tatted-Out Tom Cruise Is The Most Disturbing Magazine Cover You'll See Today? Think Again.
Oh, Yeah! Look at the Ass on Captain America, Y'all. Humana Humana Catcall Whistle
What Did Beyonce Wear To The Met Costume Gala? Um, Not Much. Not Much At All.
The Sexiest Man in Britain Is Not the Shirtless, Oiled, and Dirty Guy I'd Have Chosen (Pictured), But I Won't Argue with the Choice
May The Fourth Be With Y-WHAT THE SH*T A BEASTIE BOY DIED?
Is Tighter Than ScarJo's Crimefighting Suit
Only Terry Richardson Could Make All-American Girl Kate Upton Look Skeevy
Woody Harrelson And Matthew McConaughey Are Here To Fill The Bro-Shaped Hole "Entourage" Left In Your Hearts
Science Has Discovered the World's Most Perfect Face and Surprisingly, It Doesn't Belong to Mila Kunis
New Badass Images From Disney's
Put Katniss Everdeen In Her Place
Matthew McConaughey Designed His Own *ssless Chaps. Because Of Course He Did.
Magazine Names Most Beautiful Woman in the World, Reminds Us Once Again that Beauty is Only Skin Deep
No Joke, Hollywood's Completely Laughable Film Adaptation Of That Twilight Fanfic Book Courts The Perfect Leading Man
What One Word Do Fast Food Companies Use to Compel You to Eat Food that Will Never Decompose?
Last Night "The Office" Crossed Over Into "Hate Watch" Territory
Mel Gibson Continues To Peddle His Crazy Like It's Going Out Of Style
Why Won't More Men Strip Naked In An Effort to Make You Watch Their TV Shows? What? Does Photoshop Not Work on Our Asses?
Watch Zooey Deschanel Try To Out-Sexbot Michael Fassbender
Who Makes the List of the 20 Most Annoying Characters in the History of Television?
Ladies With Beards Will Make You Feel Very Confused About Your Sexuality
Of Course That Dude is Not Checking Out Alison Brie's Ass; He's Admiring Her Uggs
Fraud Has Laid Waste to Pajiba, The Integrity of the Site Has Been Breached
Don't Call Ashley Judd Puffy, You Wouldn't Like Her When She's Puffy
Alison Brie and Her Girls Put On Quite the Show, Folks
Nicole Kidman Cast As The Effortlessly Elegant Grace Kelly
Is Charlize Theron An Actress? A Movie Star? Or Both?
WANTED: Women Who Passionately Dislike Ryan Gosling. Show Your Face, You Dirty Liars
All Your Favorite TV Ladies Hop Into Bed Together ... And Lady Mary's There Too
"Two and a Half Men" Creator Thinks TV Has Reached "Labia Saturation"; Felicia Day Begs to Differ
It's National Cleavage Day! Celebrate Anne Hathaway's, Because It May Be the Last You See of It For Awhile
Whoever Photoshopped Eva Green Into Stick Figure, Cartoon Boob Oblivion Deserves To Have Every Finger Broken
Why Does Ryan Gosling Look Like a Cross Between Sloth in
and Will Smith's Allergic Reaction in
Celebrating The Fact That Peter And His Dinklage Will Be Back On Our TVs In Just Five
Jennifer Lawrence's Horrified Expression Upon Seeing Box-Office Projections for Her Next Non-
You Can Do Side Bends Or Sit-Ups But Please Don't Lose That Butt. "Mad Men" Is Back
If The Botoxed Faces of Hollywood Starlets Could Betray Emotion, They'd Wince At The Striking Au Natural Beauty Of Cate Blanchett
What Happened Alison Brie? Did They Run Out of Fabric at the Dress Store?
How Much Would You Pay To Fill Your TV Screen With Only The Images You Want?
Justin Bieber Gets the Sh*t Beaten Out of Him As His Gift to the Internet
George Clooney Gets Arrested For A Good Cause. Sorry Fellas, You'll Never Outsex Him Now.
Statistics Claim Chicks Don't Dig Beards. Lies. Damn Lies.
Is There a Way to Combine National Pi Day and Gillian Anderson's Lesbian Tryst into a Headline without Sounding Crass?
The World's Biggest F**king Idiot Would Like to Have a Word with Jon Hamm, If Only She Knew One
Guess Which Sparkly Thing Was The Top-Earning Musical Act In 2011
Lohan Dyes Her Hair, Internet Forgets She's An Utter F*cking Waste Of Space And Talent
I'm Beginning To Forget What Johnny Depp's Actual Face Looks Like
Does This Woman Play the Sexiest Character on Television?
Meet The Only Straight Girl In America Who Doesn't Want To Sleep With Jon Hamm
Jennifer Love Hewitt Threatens to Wear a Shirt If You Don't Watch Her New Show
Gillian Jacobs As Catwoman? Meow.
Christina Hendricks Does
The Hunger Games
, Internet Catches Fire
Jennifer Lawrence's Cleavage Is Doing a Poor Job of Convincing Us She Can Play a 16-Year-Old
The Only Thing Better Than The Distorted Cry Faces Of The Oscar Winners Are The Constipated Frozen Grins On The Losers
In This Position, Angelina Jolie Could've Crapped Out a Full Dinklage
That Really Awkward Photo That Made Brad Pitt Look Like David Spade
Whip Out Your Wands, J.K. Rowling To Write Something For The "Adult" Crowd
The Internet Will Make You Smarter. Unless You're Dumb. Then It Will Make You Dumber
Not Even Porn Mustaches And Greg Brady Hair Can Hide The Hotness Of Jon Hamm And Adam Scott
Adele May Be Scientifically Proven to Make You Cry, But Chris Cornell Will Make You Bawl
One Day Very Soon, Jon Hamm May Stick His Cocktail Stirrer in Christina Hendricks' Snifter
What? Is She Funny? Someone Please Explain The Keira Knightley Thing To Me.
Twins? I'm Going to Stop You Right There
This Valentine's Day, Watch Jennifer Aniston Rub Herself All Over Your Movie Boyfriend
Annie's Boobs May Be Leaving Us, But Fortunately Christina Hendricks' Aren't Going Anywhere
The Long National Nightmare Continues, Lionsgate Hints At More
The Action Heroes Of Your Youth Are Now Swollen, Drugged-Out Man Babies
Which One of These Three Men Is Not Like the Other (Hint: Not the Black Guy)
Think You Can Count The Number Of Nannies Beyoncé Hired On One Creepily Gloved Hand? Think Again.
After Photobombing Old Couple, Amber Heard Will House Them In Her Spaciously-Sized Mouth
Hey Girl, What If You Could Have Ryan Gosling Any Time You Wanted And As Much As You Wanted?
In Which We Talk A Lot About Breasts. Not Just Christina Hendricks' Breasts. But Those Too.
How Would You Like to See Katy's Whipped-Cream Perrys on the Big Screen? In 3D?
Can You Name All The Pretty Pasty White Chicks On The Cover Of "Vanity Fair"?
a Conservative Treatise on Overthrowing Big Government?
By Some Miracle, Scarlett Johansson's Chest Is Not The Highlight Of These New
Discover How Evangeline Lilly And Her Hot Ass Plan To Ruin
Kristen Bell Will NOT Film in the Nude. But, A Little Butt Cheek Won't Hurt
If Your Sister Looked Like This, You Might Want To Bone Her Too
Christina Hendricks Will Bend the Internet On Its Axis
Anthony Mackie Demeans And Objectifies Ryan Gosling. And It's Delicious.
Zooey Deschanel: You Say Adork-able, I Say One Pot Of Boiling Water Away From Cooking Your Pets-able
A Message for Congress and the MPAA: Cram It Up Your Cramhole Or We'll Sic Gina Carano On You
Frosting Covered Images From Paul Rudd's New Film Will Give You Diabetes Of The Heart
Pajiba Love Up All Night
Eat Something Sweet, Save The World
In A Shocking Turn Of Events The People's Choice Awards Make The Right Choice
"Saturday Night Live" Hires America's Dullest Leading Man To Host. What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
Emma Stone Does Her Best Baby Goose Impression. Fails Adorably.
Your Favorite Hollywood Star Adds "Entitled Blogger" To Her CV
The New Oscar Trailer Will Make You Long For James Franco In Drag
Gwyneth Paltrow Officially Promises You Her Sh*t Does Not Stink
These Are The Most Important Faces Of 2011? Really?
What Is Keeping Rachel McAdams From Full-Blown "America's Sweetheart" Status?
Which 2011 Films Did These Attractive Actors Pick As Their Favorites?
You Think A Fast Food Spokesman Can't Be Classy, Suave And Sexy? Ah, Then You've Severely Underestimated Clive Owen
Anne Hathaway Talks About The Bare Breasted Role That Inspired Her Catwoman
How, Against All Odds And Despite Wonderbread Levels Of Blandness, Is Jessica Biel Still A Thing?
Robert Downey Jr., You Can Talk About Kittens All You Want, It Won't Erase The Pain Of
Iron Man 2
For Christmas I Got You A Sweet Lullaby About Children Killing Each Other. You're Welcome.
Harrison Ford Joins
. Maybe A New Franchise Will Convince Him To Hang Up The Whip For Good.
Conan O'Brien Puts The "AH!" In Hanukkah With His Human Centipede Menorah
Lars Von Trier Promises Us Skarsgard Penis. Relax, Ladies, Wrong One.
Who Wouldn't Want To Be The Meat In This Insanely Dapper British Sandwich?
Say Goodbye To These! Karen Gillan Is Leaving "Doctor Who"
Today In As-You-Wish Fulfillment: Paul Rudd Is Playing Wesley In
The Princess Bride
Oh You Thought You Couldn't Love Matt Damon More? Fool.
The First Official Photos From
The Great Gatsby
Photoshopped Ten Pounds Of Bloat Off DiCaprio's Face
Ryan Gosling Grows Weary Of Your Adoration.
Was "Community" All Just A Fever Dream?
Rumor Has It Ryan Murphy Tortures Those "Glee" Kids. Rumor Has It Ryan Murphy Is Kind Of My Hero.
Clooney Gives You His Best Muppet Face And A Belated "Community" Treat
Ben Stiller To Get His Unfunny Monkey Paws All Over One Of England's Finest Exports
"Mad Men" Better Get Back On The Air Soon. I'm Running Out Of Excuses To Post Christina Hendricks' Rack.
So, Tom Cruise Lost All His Sex Appeal In Oprah's Couch Cushions, Right?
Please Let It Be For A Role, Please Let It Be For A Role: The Unexpected Sad Keanu-ing Of Ben Affleck
A Double Dose Of Daniel Craig:
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Photos And Sh*t Talking The Kardashians
The Baffling Charisma Of Jeremy Renner
Brace Yourself, You're About To Like Tyler Perry
We Celebrate Black Friday With Depraved Humans, Disgusting Turkeys And A Little Light Bondage
Ewan McGregor Brings His Patented Brand Of Cheeky, Bashful Eye F*cking To Your TV
Hugh Grant Drops The Stammer To Strike A Blow At The Paparazzi
Mila Kunis: Manic Sexy Dream Girl
Demi And Ashton Get Divorced. Aw, I Guess Douchebags Aren't Forever.
Banners! And A Significantly Less Constipated Bruce Banner!
Nice Gloss, Emu! People Magazine Votes Bradley Cooper Sexiest Man Alive
Pixar Helps Us Heal As The Long National Culture Rape Known As Twilight Comes To A Close
Justin Timberlake, Stand-Up Guy Or PR Super-Genius?
This Day Goes To 11
Ripped For Your Guilty Pleasure: The Cast Of "Revenge" Gets Nearly Naked
Eddie Murphy Quits. Who Should Host The Oscars? Oh, We've Got About 99 Candidates and Billy Crystal Ain't One.
McGregor, McHale and Fassbender? Stop Digging, You've Hit Shit-Eating Grin Gold.
Here, Let Jason Segel And The Muppets Wash The Taste Of Brett Ratner Out Of Your Mouth
Helena Bonham Carter Continues Her Campaign To Batsh*t Her Way Into My Heart
Tina Fey Shows Us Her Hooters
Alison Brie and Her Low-Hanging Boobs ... Fruit. I Meant FRUIT. DAMNIT
The Cast Of
The Hunger Games
Look Like They're Posing For "Cotton: The Fabric Of Our AAAAA RUN FOR YOUR LIVES"
Joseph Gordon-Levitt In
The Dark Knight Rises
, Does Bulletproof Fulfill The Vest Rider In His Contract?
In Which David Tennant And Catherine Tate Make You Miss Them ... A Lot
The Gays Are Taking Over Our TV Sets! Hide Your Kids! Hide Your Wives! Hide Your Ear Hair Trimmers!
The Highest Grossing Actor In Show Business? You're DAMN Right.
Is It Just Me Or Do The Hobbits Look "Entourage"-level Douchey In This Photo?
Christina Hendricks Continues Her Campaign For Most Perfect Woman Ever. This Time With Scotch.
What Kind Of Cynical Asshole Do You Have To Be To Hate On The New Muppet Movie?
Scarlett Johansson: Terrible Actress Or Evil Genius Who Also Happens To Be A Terrible Actress?
The Sexy! It's Back! Justin Timberlake Delivers On An Old Promise.
In Honor Of TV's Hottest Doctor. . .Not So Fast McDreamy
Scarlett Johansson Too Sexy For
The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo
Mr. Spock Is Gay? No Sh*t.
Which Of These Phenomenal Young Actors Will Debase Themselves To Play John McClane Jr. In
Keanu Reeves In A Classic Robert De Niro Role? Whoa.
One Of My Favorite Actors Will Have The Privilege Of Kicking Timothy Olyphant's Fine Fine Ass Up And Down Apalachia
Cast Reunion: Apparently True Love Means Matching Haircuts
Eva Mendes, The Chick Who Laid The Golden Goose
Is This What Rock Bottom Looks Like? Ryan Reynolds Continues His Free Fall From Grace
iMiss Steve Jobs
First Look At Russell Crowe In Superman: Heroic Or Intergalactic Street Person?
Kate Winslet's Most Attractive Feature? Why Her Filthy Mouth, Of Course.
Are You Kidding Me? I'd Watch Joseph Gordon-Levitt Shave A Dog.
Finally, A James Bond Actor I Could Get Behind. . . Or Under
The "How I Met Your Mother" Blooper Reel Features The Lewd Antics Of All Your Favorite People. Oh And Ted's There Too.
If It Ain't Broke, Um, Smash It To Bits With An Axe Anyway I Guess: Stephen King And "The Shining" Sequel
Look! Susan Sarandon Is So Pretty! Look At Her Pretty Face While The Grown-Ups Talk Politics.
What's So Sexy About A Woman Holding A Gun? Aren't Guns Just A Giant Penis Metaph-oh
Is Your Friday Drab, Dull, Unglamorous? Let Emma Stone, Ryan Gosling And A Dog Fix That!
Even Summer Glau, Terminator and Show-Killer, Couldn't Put The "Big Bang Theory" Out Of Its Misery
Annie Edison May Be Pillow-Biting Sexy, But In No Universe is She Funnier than Jeff Winger
Pajiba Love Racist Edition: Jews Your Words Carefully Because You'll Never Be as Good as those Little Asians
Jon Stewart is a Giant Dick and President Obama Has a Nice Ass. ALLEGEDLY
Oh, Tom Brady: Your Pretty Mouth Was Never Meant for Speaking
The Nation Asked Christina Hendricks To Put Her Rack Away And, Tragically, She Did
In Which Tim Burton Continues His One Man Crusade Against Johnny Depp's Hotness
Are Those Leather Pants, Young Lady? Someone Tell Chloe Moretz To Stop Growing Up, Please.
In Which Tom Hardy Flexes Muscles You've Never Even Heard Of
Hate Keira Knightley And Russell Crowe? You're In Luck! Casting News To Satisfy Your Revenge Fantasies
The Enemy Of My Enemy Is Still My Enemy
Fassbender Talks Sex Addiction, The Rest Of Us Try To Keep It Together.
Comparing Emma Stone To Lindsay Lohan? That's Like Comparing Apples To Snotty, Lying, Privileged, Cokehead Oranges.
This Woman Out-Sexes Any Half-Naked TV Tartlet. She Will Wreck You And You Will Thank Her.
Want To Ruin A Perfectly Good Male Stripper Project? Boy, Have I Got The Dead-Eyed "Actress" For You.
Panettiere And Dushku Take On The Daily Mail. Oddly Enough, I'm Rooting For Faith And The Cheerleader.
Matthew Fox From "Lost" Is Not Opposed To Punching Ladies? Man, Why Did He Never Give Kate What Was Coming To Her?
The Sooner You Accept Adele As Your Overlord and Mistress, The Easier Things Will Be For You
First Look At DiCaprio As Jay Gatsby, The Puffy Faced, Greasy Haired Epitome Of The American Dream
Every Day And In Every Way, I'm Convinced It Should Have Been Called
X-Men: Brokeback Mutant
A Sweaty David Tennant In Leather Pants May Only Be Reason Number Ten Why You Should See Fright Night, But He's A Perfect Ten.
Christina Hendricks Looks Ready For, Um, Sexy Surgery? Sexy Murder? Sexy Dust Inspection?
There Are A Few Actors I Would Watch Do Anything. Sharpen Pencils, I Don't Care. This Lady's One Of Them.
Jeff Bridges Likes Being Called "The Dude" And Boning His Wife A Lot? That's Almost Enough To Make Me Forget
Tron 2: Electric Suit Boogaloo
Weisz, Thompson and Winslet Collaborate For The First Time Since That Dirty Dream I Had Last Night
Salma Hayek Brags About Not Having Altered Her Face. News Flash, Amigita, That's Not Where I'm Looking.
James McAvoy's Mutant Power Is The Ability To Make Even Straight Men His B*tch
Do We Care If Our Beautiful Celebrities Are Dumber Than Fence Posts?
First Comes Pajiba Love, Then Comes Pajiba Marriage, Then Comes. . .The Pajiba Staff Passed Out At The Reception
In Which We Answer The Age Old Question: Who's Cuter, Paul Rudd Or A Baby?
If I Were Ryan Gosling, I'd Totally Date Myself
Sam Worthington Was Almost Cast As James Bond: The Spy Who Bored Me
That There Is His Writing Arm: Jason Momoa Working On A
You've Got Red On You, You Commie Bastard
Why Kill One Smarmy "Entourage" Megadouche Weasel, When You Could Kill All Five?
Because There's No Such A Thing As Too Much Joel McHale
Even When Matt Damon Angrily Swears I Just Want To Hug Him
Why Does It Always Look Like Hugh Jackman Has An Eight Pack Of Abs?
It's Unofficial Cute Animal Friday. Deal With It.
How Gorgeous Do Matt Smith And His
Co-Star Karen Gillan Look?
I Always Suspected Eliza Dushku Was Dumber Than A Bag Of Gravel, Now It's Official
Lady Gaga's Little Monsters Better Keep Their Damn Claws Off Adele
They Tried To Make Her Go To Rehab
Good Night, Sleep Well, I'll Most Likely Kill You In The Morning: Villains I Wouldn't Kick Out Of Bed
Kate Winslet Attempts Blue Steel, Looks More Like She's Eaten Bad Seafood
Intergalactic Nip Slip! I Keep Thinking Tim Riggins Is Wearing Fancy Space Overalls
Which Harry Potter Kid Holds the Award for Most Improved on the Hotness Scale?
Why Was I Rooting For Japan? Because Of The Tsunami, You Monsters.
Forget The Pasty Abs And The Terrible Accents, This Here Is The Real Reason To Watch "True Blood"
Helena Bonham Carter Is a G*ddamned National Treasure. I Don't Care If She's Not Of This Nation Or, Possibly, This Planet.
Olivia Wilde Was Almost Trampled By Horses But Lived To (Hotly) Tell About It
The Lovely Mila Kunis Strikes A Pose Usually Reserved For Basement Porn And American Apparel Ads
I Wasn't The Only One Waiting For The Triumphant De-Shirting, Was I? Er, I Mean, Girl Power! USA!!
Megan Fox Adorably Proves She Hasn't Had Botox. Yes, You Heard Me, I Said Adorably.
Angelina Jolie Is A Cylon? That Makes So Much Frakking Sense To Me.
Another Sexy Hollywood Star Panders To Nerds. . .In The Grossest Way Possible
Oh, Great, America's Favorite Pig Is Going To Get Roasted. LUAU!
Don't You Dare Call Gwyneth Untalented. It Takes Loads Of Talent To Look That Unsexy.
How Dare England's Real Royal Couple Get Married In A Private, Discreet Ceremony? Will No One Think Of The Hats??!
If Kunis and Portman Both Wanted To Make A Film About Casual Sex This Year, Why Couldn't It Be With Each Other?
For His Birthday I Gave John Cusack My Heart. I Gave Him My Heart And He Gave Me
Hot Tub Time Machine
Lickety Split, Whisker Biscuit, Frilly Whirl and Dozens More Nicknames for Your Vagina
The Fictional Character I Would Most Want To Get Sh*tfaced With? Well I Think It Should Be Obvious
Who's Got His Sticky Fingers All Over Pajiba 10 Front-runner Emma Stone?
Three More Years of Don Draper And "Mad Men"? Does That Mean We Get Disco Hamm?!?!
Wait, Even Spielberg Hates Megan Fox? Sh*t, Girl, You're Screwed.
For Nicole Kidman's Birthday We Remember Simpler, Less Botoxic Times
His Eyes Are Up Here! Ryan Reynolds Is More Than The Sum Of His Incredibly Well-Toned Parts
New Photospread Proves Christina Aguilera Doesn't Have To Look Like A Melty-Faced Paint Monster
Timberlake Continues To Be The Most Astonishingly Classy Player In The Hollywood Game
Stop. . .Talking. Al Bundy And Rob Lowe Prove They Should Never Go Off Book
Conan Drops Some Wisdom On The Dartmouth Kids, Neglects To Explain Why He Stupidly Shaved His Beard
Is Christina Hendricks' Dress Too Tight Or Just Perfect? Come On Guys, Grow Up, It's Obviously Both.
Hey, Smith Family, You Know That "Mold Your Child In Your Image" Is Not Meant To Be Taken Literally. Right? RIGHT?!
Watch Out Barry Fan-ilows, I'm Starting A Chapter Of The Dakota Fan-nings
Nicholas Hoult, Cut It Out With The Pseudo-Thumbsucking, I Don't Need Anymore Reminders That You Were Once That Cherubic Kid From
About A Boy
I Didn't Start Singing "Leather and Lace" When I Saw This Photo. You Can't Prove It.
Good News! Megan Fox May Not Be As Gross As We Thought!
Is This The Face That Launched A Thousand HBO Subscriptions?
A Red Sun Rises, Blood Has Been Spilled This Prom Night
Even The Nation's Most Beloved Gay Man Is Impressed By Christina Hendricks And Her, Um, Very Particular Set Of Skills
Is Amy Poehler Even Doper Than Knope?
Put Down The Cigarette, Fassbender, My Dreams Are In The No-Smoking Section
Our President Is Storming England Like A Boss. A Very Square And Sort Of Reserved Boss.
Oh, Zach Galifianakis, You Often Make Me Chortle, But Today I Guffaw
There Are Two Rapture-Related Links In Here And Then I'm Done. Swearsies. Until The Next One.
Ryan Gosling Asks Us To Imagine What It Would Be Like To Share A Bed With Him. Way Ahead Of You, Baby Goose.
Ginnifer Goodwin, You're Cute, Now Stop Making Movies That Inspire Me To Claw My Soul Out Of My Body
Short, Pale Brunettes Despair, Leonardo DiCaprio Cements His "Type" With New Blonde Amazon
New Album Attempts To Pry Norah Jones From The Sticky, Syrupy Embrace of Starbucks Music
Tom Hanks Had Major Chemistry With A Volleyball, What Makes You Think Julia Will Present Any Sort Of A Challenge?
Say Goodbye To
We've Got Sexy Photos of Jon Hamm Here. Let The Rivers Of Drool Wash Your Soul Clean.
Don't Try Your Nazi Charm On Me, Fassbender. If This Is True, We're Through.
Sick Of Schwarzenegger News? Disinterested Now That He's Not Governor? Maria Shriver Is With You.
There's A Shortage Of Perfect Breasts In This World, It Would Be A Pity To Damage Yours
Adrien Brody If You Could Dial The Douche Back To 11, This Imaginary Relationship Can Continue Apace
¡Feliz Cinco De Mayo, Gael García Bernal! Bésame Mucho, Tú Eres Mexicaliente.
Celebrate May The Fourth, Smooch A Stranger. She Might Just Be The Sister You've Been Looking For. . .Or A Droid. It's A Toss Up.
Was This The Face That Launched A Thousand Ships? No, But She Did Go Topless In The Towers Of Illium.
Bless You, Obama, I Thought My Days Of Feeling As Patriotic As A Fancy Bear Atop Abraham Lincoln Were Over
Slept Through The Wedding. . .What Did I Miss? Oh Sweet Sassy Molassy.
Pajiba Royal Wedding Drinking Game Rule #7: Drain Your Glass If You See A Corgi In A Hat
Apparently I Get Off On Foul-Mouthed Actors Because This Bettany Interview Is The Hottest Thing This Side Of Naked Chaucer
How To Go From Random Hot Actress To My Personal Hero In Five Tweets Or Less
Hey Summer, Where Ya Been? Rachel Bilson Emerges From Obscurity To Frolic With Her Undeserving Boyfriend
Gadzooks! Who Did Kate Beckinsale Nail To Get Cast In
? Oh, The Director's Her Husband? I See.
Bad News, Nannies, Brad and Angie Don't Care If You Can Sew Lederhosen Out Of Curtains
Listen, Gaga, I Love You, But When You Claim To Be An Original, You Just Sound, Well, Dumb
Evan Rachel Wood And Her Vitamin C Hair Threaten To Marry My Girl Crush.
Nicolas Cage Gets Arrested For Losing His Sh*t? Don't Say We Didn't Warn You.
Gwyneth Paltrow Thinks People Are Jealous of Her Work Ethic. Yes, Honey, Stop Working So Hard At Making Me Dislike You.
There Goes My Hero, He's Homophobic
See That Face? Not Hers, His. That Face Is Why You Won't Be Getting Laid Tonight.
Finally, A Pajiba Love Header Photo That Attempts To Cater To Everyone All At Once. How'd We Do?
That Monster Taylor Swift Gets Away With Murdering One Of My Favorite Songs. Where's The Justice? AAATTIICCCAAAA!
Julianne Moore Describes Working With Colin Firth And My Crush Grew Three Sizes This Day. On Him. Not Her. Well Both.
No Need To Try So Hard, January Jones, I Already Dislike You
Which Would You Prefer In Your Rom Coms? More Blood Or More Helen Mirren? What If You Didn't Have To Choose?
You People Are The Sickest People We Know. . .and We Wouldn't Have It Any Other Way
The First and Only Time You Will Ever Rejoice at This Phrase: "Ladies and Gentlemen, Taylor Hicks!"
This Is The Most I've Liked That Harry Potter Kid Since He Shot A Condom At Dame Diana Rigg
This Chick Packs More Of A Punch Than All Of Zack Snyder's Baby Dolls Combined
Oh, Freida Pinto, You Should Have Stuck With That Yellow Scarf
Rihanna Appears On The Cover Of Rolling Stone Wearing More Hair Than Clothes. I Am Fine With This.
Marcus Mumford May Have Lost At The Grammy Awards, But I Think He's Winning At Life. Damnit, Has Sheen Permanently Ruined That Word?
Sean Penn And Scarlett Johansson: Two Grating Tastes That Taste Grating Together
Reese Witherspoon Excludes Ryan Phillippe From Her Wedding Thereby Saving Her Bridesmaids From Hours Of Grab Ass
Someone Found Footage of Carla Gugino On "Saved By The Bell" And Now I've Found An Excuse To Post A Pretty Photo Of Carla Gugino
There Are Plenty of Faces That Could Use A Good Photoshoppin' But This Ain't One Of Them
Ewan McGregor Will No Longer Get Naked On-Screen. My Force Is Greatly Disturbed.
Claire Danes Comes Out In Support of Plastic Surgery. Well, This Photo Makes A Lot More Sense Now.
Happy St. Patrick's Day, Cillian Murphy. Kiss Me, You're Irish. That's How The Saying Goes, Right?
Would You Cheat On The World's Most Beautiful Actress? No Way, Right? What If She Were Okay With It?
Emma Watson Drops Out Of School. Fifty Points From Gryffindor, Miss Granger. Also, I Still Hate Your Hair.
Jake Gyllenhaal Accosted in SXSW Bathroom, Pajiba Staffers Too Drunk and Apathetic To Be Considered Suspects.
Justin Timberlake Makes A Big Mistake. Huge.
Newt Gingrich Cites Love of Country As The Reason For Cheating On His Wife. I Call Dibs On The Porn Parody Title "Patriot Games."
Matt Damon Takes On The Powers That Be And Doesn't Even Bring His Magic Hat
In Solidarity With Women The World Over, Kate Winslet Debuts Her Worst Hair Day On The Cover Of Vogue
Alexander Skarsgård, The World's Eurotrashiest Vampire, Drops Some Tasty True Blood Spoilers.
Oh, Mike Huckabee, By Attacking Natalie Portman You're Making Me Accept Her As A Feminist Role Model. Don't Wanna.
Dear Charlie Sheen, Allow Me To Define "Winning" and "Goddesses" For You. Sincerely, Paul Rudd.
Christina Hendricks Is Modeling Jewelry? Yeees. . .That's Totally Where My Eyes Went, To The Jewelry
Gentlemen May Prefer Blondes, But I Always Preferred You, Jane Russell
I Hope You're Happy, James Franco, You're No Longer My Favorite Quirky Soap Star. That Honorific Has Been Restored To Dr. Drake Ramoray.
George Clooney Says He Can't Run For Political Office Because He's F*cked Too Many Chicks? Me Too, Cloons. Me Too.
What Do I Know About Those Stolen Nude Photos of Eva Mendes? Nothing! Ummm. I Was Dead At The Time! I Was On The Moon! With Steve!
Is It A Deal Breaker To Like Lady Gaga? So Be It!
Colin Firth Demonstrates Why We Like Him Very Much, Just As He Is. Pisses Off Mortal Men In The Process.
Hugh Jackman Adorably Offers Adorable Cookie-Related Advice to the Adorable Anne Hathaway and James Franco
Raise Your Hand If You Think TK Should Real-Time Review The Upcoming Royal Wedding. . .And Wear A Jaunty Hat Whilst Doing So.
Look! Puppies! And Ryan Reynolds! Puppies and Ryan Reynolds and Zero Sad Stories!!
Chief Among Liam Neeson's Very Particular Set of Skills? The Ability To Make Me Atomic Fetal Weep.
Felicia Day Is A Genuinely Hot Nerd Chick, Accept No Olivias. I Mean Substitutes, Accept No Substitutes.
Love Hurts, Love Scars, Love Wounds, and Mars
Love Is a Many Splendored Thing, Love Lifts Us Up Where We Belong, All You Need Is Love
Wink If You Love Pipe-weed
Bleary Eyes, Busted Hearts, Don't Leave!
Oh, Dickie Greenleaf, You Scamp. Single Again?
Xenu Help me, I'm Developing A Taste For Haggis
Villains Both Sexy And Cute
What, Are You Lactose Intolerant? Snack On Some Brie
Get This Man In Your Box. Your Mailbox, Sickos.
Watch That First Step, It's A Doozy!
Rick, Buddy, We Miss You
Listen, Woman, You Can't Be Drop Dead Gorgeous AND Charming AND Talented
Chicks Play More Than Just Mind Games
And You're Going To Put The Rabbit Back In Its Container
Tina Fey, One Classy Piece of Trash
These Slap Shots Need More Hanson
Go Ninja! Go Ninja! Go!
I'm Making The Exact Same Skeptical Face, Michael Madsen
Hey, Do Stories About Silver Foxes Count As Cute Animal Links?
To Cake! The Cause Of and Solution To All Of Life's Problems.
Zombies And Nazis And ... Snowy Places OH MY!
Golden Globes Air in January
The Dawning of the Age of ... Capricorn? WTS? NO WAY!
Ah, My Least Favorite Olivia, We Meet Again
The Final Frontier. . .Until The Next One
Holding Out For A Hero
Look, You Work Your Side Of The Street And I'll Work Mine
I Can't Be The Only One Who Thinks Michael Caine Looks Like Yoda
What, Is He Funny Or Something?
Fur Pillows Are Hard To Actually Sleep On
P. Love and The Special Sauce
My Name is Kobayashi. I Work for Keyser Söze.
The End of the Year As We Know It
A List of All of Our Banned Words on Pajiba
The Best of Everything of All Time Ever Today
Mad Men, Nudity, Girls, and Romantic Gestures
Pajiba: We Don't Know What It Means, But We Won't Admit It
Christmas Is Not Overrated
You're A Mean One, Kenny Loggins
Let It Snow, Let It Snow, Let It Snow (In Moderation)
Shout Out Edition
THIS WOMAN MUST BE STOPPED!
I'm Sorry, Where Are You Again?
A Big Ol' Middle Finger to HIV
F*cking Spiders... Who Even Likes Spiders?
Suck It, Jack Thompson
The 2010 Golden Douchebag Awards
I Approve Of All Of This
The Internet Hates You
Eff Yeah, Torgo!
MGMT Album Or Terrible Sonic Fan-Art? You Decide!
Oh, You Have An iPhone Too?
The Dancing Dreidels Means It's Hanukkah!
The Canonization Of St. Xtina
That's Not Much Of A Happy Ending Now Is It?
Meh, He's Still Funnier Than Fred Armisen
I Hate You, Bobby Flay
F*cking Clowns, Man. F*cking Clowns.
Hey, Not Every Dog Can Be Lassie, Okay?
This Is What You Get For Being Too Dumb For Life
Your Flame Wars Displease Me
Apparently, "Famewhore" Is Now A Viable Career Choice
Sit... Stay... Good Boy
It's The Most Wonderful Time Of The Year!
Stroking His Ego 140-Characters At A Time
Please Come Back Rick Moranis... We'll Bake You Cookies!
MEGA-SHARK LIVES ON!
YES. More Of This.
Schadenfreude... Sweet, Sweet Schadenfreude
Want To Keep Your Man? Learn To Use A Machine Gun.
Friends Don't Let Friends Drink And Blog
Sanity: 1. Fear: 0.
Happy Halloween, Eloquents...
Hello, Terrifying New Nightmares...
Sweet Zombie Jesus!
For Frak's Sake, They're Just Crunch Berries! MOVE YOUR DAMN CART!
It's Okay Candy Corn, We Still Love You Too
Where's Your God Now, Comic Book Geeks?
Go F*ck A Virtual Sheep, Farmville
I'm Still Crazy
Well How Else Am I Supposed To Carry My Wine Glass? In My
I, For One, Welcome Our New GIF Overlords
Yes, I'm Sure Your Baby Appreciates This
R.I.P. (Straight) Porn
Killer Croc Is The New Joker
Beavis and Butthead, Sexism in
The Social Network
and Eric Stoltz as Marty McFly
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving!
You Do Realize You're Basically A Professional Bully, Right?
I Will Break Your Knees, Chickadee
You're Stuck With Me, Bitches
Oh Andy Rooney... You So Cuh-Ray-Zay
Still Less Embarrassing Than 30 Seconds To Mars
It Gets Better
People Died Today. Sorry About That.
Hello Sally! Goodbye, Sally.
I've Made A Huge Mistake
Creature of the Neverending Night
This Is The Closest We'll Ever Get To "Jon's Hamm"
Anyone Up For A Very Joel McHale Christmas?!
Ass Ass Baby
Eat A Bag Of Sh*t, Cancer
Do You Have A Vagina? Congratulations! Lifetime Just Set You Back 20 Years.
If You Touch Yourself, God Will Throw You Into A Firepit Forever
Eye Patches: Officially Back In Style
I Got A Pocket Full Of Sunshine
Guess Who's Gonna Be Eating Peach's "Cake" Tonight?
No, Seriously: What The F*ck Is A Nikki Minaj?
...Oh, F*ck The What.
Oh Yeah Baby, Stick Your
I Want To Try This At Home
Find Out What Happens When Pajibans Stop Being Nice, And Start Being Drunk
Thanks A Lot Toad, Now I Don't Like Vaginas Anymore
Social Interaction Is For Suckers
Oh, You're About To Learn Who You're Gonna Call... Ghostbusters
NONE OF YOU ARE SAFE
Shut The F*ck Up, Kids! The Moving Picture Box Is On!
Personally, I'm A Fan Of The Reverse Light Cycle
OH HAI, THROW ME IN TEH FUCKING GARBGE PLZ? KTHXBAI!
Oh Look, Her Meal Ticket Is Free
Know What My Favourite Mexican Holiday Is? Cinco DENIED-O!
WATCH ME F*CK!!!
Haha, It's Funny Because Your Life Is Over
Your Husband Is Probably Banging Other Husbands
Kristen Schaal Makes You Think About Alf Eating P*ssy
So, Dawn's In Trouble? Must Be Tuesday
It's The Night Of A Thousand Douches!
The Dude Abides
CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! CHOCOLATE! AACK!
We've Finally Found The Worst Thing On The Internet!
You Still Suck, Weezer
I Hate You All
There Is Never A Bad Time For Ryan Reynolds
Suck A D*ck, Proposition 8
YO NEW YORKER, I'M HAPPY FOR YOU, AND I'MMA LET YOU FINISH...
Timothy Olyphant Will Sex You Up
Your Move, Sharks. Your Move.
The Poutine: A Mix of Cheese, Fries, Gravy and Shame
Bicycle Bicycle, You Are My Bicycle
Right, Like the Guy in the $3,000 Suit Will Escape on Anything Else. COME ON!
Dungeons & Dragons + D*ldos = You're Welcome
Shut the F*ck Up, Cindy Lou Who
Today's Forecast: Cloudy With a Chance of Apocalypse
Are You Owning Your Gay Yet?
Australia Does Not Heart Gay Zombies
Do Not Pass Go, Do Not Collect $200
IT'S A TRAP!
Sharks Are Terrifying and They Will Eat Your Ass
Armond White: Dipsh*t Reviews For Dumbass People
Kill Yourself, Spencer Pratt
They're Just Sad Because They Realized That Soccer Sucks
That Is One F*ckable Corpse
Yes Yes, Very Nice, But Where Are the Hats Like A Shark's Fin?
If I Had a Dick, This Is Where I'd Tell You to Suck It
Well, There Goes the Colombian Economy
I Will Give You Your Links, But You Will Blow Me First
Happy Canada Day, 12-Year-Old Lesbian!
Lady Gaga Has Been Knighted With a Pork Sword
A Grande No-Fat Skim F*ck You With Extra Foam
Awwwww, Chris Brown Needs a WHAAAAAmbulance
Gay? This Man? I Refuse to Believe It
Encyclopedia Brown and the Case of Oprah Screwing Over That Crippled Kid
Ha Ha, Jay Leno Still Sucks
OH HAI, PAULY SHORE! PLZ DUNT BE WHEEZIN MAH JOOSE
Because After All These Years, I Still Want My Own Adorable Grunting Pet Rhinoceros
James Franco Might Be Gay (Then Again, He Might
Knight and Day
: The Most Totally Original Idea for a Movie, Probably Ever
"Two Face," The Cat With Two Faces: 2010 - 2010
Double Your Pleasure!
What the Hell -- More "Breaking Baddery"
The Winchester Boys Like You've Never Seen Them Before (No, Sadly, Not "Naked")
Commemorating Many Years of Dead Rainbows
Where Unholy Rumors Go To Mate
My Soul Needs Some Pepto After All This GD Chicken Soup
No Really, F*** You, Elton John
Patton Oswalt to be Dubbed "King of Nerds"
Brooke Shields is the Devil
Seventh Inning Fetch
Frick and Frack: 2008 - 2010
Gary Coleman: 1968 - 2010
Today Is Put Up As Many Header Images of Old Whores on the Site as Possible Day
Dr. Drew, Just Kill Yourself Now (No, Really)
Brendan Fraser Has High Standards
Real Life "Teen Wolves" Spotted in Texas
Hey Kids, Do You Wanna Go See Shrek This Weekend ... Or Would You RATHER EAT?
Watch Out, Sexy Dolphins -- Nic Cage is Gonna Git You
Surpassing 50 Cent as the Most Successful Sellout Ever
Eddie Murphy Wants to Poop Out Another Nutty Turd
Jake Gyllenhaal Is a Real Ladies Man
If Steve-O Puts a Leech On His Eye and No One Films It, Does It Even Make a Sound?
Most Sexeh Apocalypse EVER
Oh Crap! Dan Akyroyd Might Really Be Crazy
Is Andy Kaufman On Twitter? (Spoiler Alert: No)
Andy Rooney Is Old and Other News
A Face Only a Baby Could Love
Who Wants to Smell Like Iron Man?
Bret Michaels Surprisingly Resilient
Lindsay Lohan Scores the Role of a Lifetime
RIP, "The Simpsons"
I'll Take My Eel Rolled in Rice With Some Avocado and Some of That Sweet Brown Sauce On Top, Thankyouverymuch
Paul Reubens IS ... Jokey Smurf
"Breaking Bad" Contest Winners and Sandra's Revenge Baby
Things You Don't Want to Posthumously Hear About Richard Pryor's Johnson
Pete Campbell Doesn't Own a Toilet
Stephen Baldwin Needs Your Help!
Muslims and Hitler Have Poor Senses of Humor. Who Knew?
Bret and Flav Fired From VH1
Shut Up Shut Up SHUT UP!
Robocop Died For Your Sins
Tina Fey Queefs in the General Direction of Your Criticism
13 Years and Inifinite Fart Jokes Later...
James Cameron Doesn't Have Boobs
Director Forbids Rachel Weisz from Masturbating
No Car Windshield Is Safe...
"The Golden Girls" Like You Never Seen Them Before (And Never Wanted To)
Jesus: I Seriously Rose From the Frickin' Dead for
Simple Mathematics: What Does Two and a Half Minus One Equal?
Now in Stunning 3D!
How Many Goddamn Times Can a Bunch of Guys Forget a Night?
And the World Responds With a Resounding "Duh"
It's That Time of Year Again!
Near ... Far ... Wherevvvvver You Are!
Ding, Dong, "The Hills" is Dead
Amy Winehouse Puts Something in Her Vaginny Other Than Cocaine at the Airport
Throw in an Obligatory "Man vs. Wild" Crossover and I'm Sold
There's Modesty and Then There's Insanity
Even Heigl's Dress Hates Her
And This is Why You
"Marry Down" ... Amirite Ladies?
Luck 'O the Irish to You!
Hot Bear on Bear Action
How Can We Miss You If You Don't Stay Away?
Quentin Tarantino Just Blue Himself
Christina Hendricks Wednesday
Misery Night Comes Early
I Want to Give an Award to That
The Most Anticipated Child Since Jesus
Leaky Bladder, Anyone?
So He Probably Wouldn't Find It Funny If Someone Told Him That Hair Made Him Look Like an Old Lesbain, Either?
And on the Third Day God Commanded That the Stars Shall Dance
Pajibans to the Rescue
The Squirrel Speaks Out
Conan is Back! Sort Of!
Oh Look, Kirsten Dunst Did Something
What's Next, The Dramatic Chipmunk Movie?
Sh*t the Shat Says
I Blame the Travelocity Gnome
Apparently This Was the Best I Could Do
It's a Day Ending in a "Y" So
Fans Have Found a New Way to Be Creepy
Pretty Much the Best Google Image Search Result for "Teabag"
Fattie Fattie Boombalatty
You Suck as a Couple
Lady Gaga is Awesome (Yeah, I Said It.)
MTV Officially Doesn't Care Anymore
When You Complain How Everything is Stupid Now
Let’s Go for Three, Shall We?
Now, even the peacocks are embarrassed.
La Lohan Wants You To Feel Her Pain
The Edge of
ness (Ha Ha, See What I Did There?)
in Eighteen Minutes
OH HAI ... CAN I HAZ SHADOW NOW?
What Really Killed Brittany Murphy?
Gave Me the Eyeball Herpes
Fangirl Appreciation Day
Your Move, Screech?
What's Got Four Legs, Bad Breath and Is Infinitely More Entertaining than Leno?
A&E About to Get A Lot More Sexeh
When Good Directors Go Bad
Now It's Billy Bush's Time to Shine!
Betty is Back, Bitches
Death Comes to Pajiba
For Joy! The National Karaoke Show is Back!
Because Of Course She Did
: The Best Thing Travolta Has Ever Done
Natalie Portman is Too Good For EVERYTHING
Alice in Wonderland
News Than You Can Shake a Three-Spouted Tea Kettle At
Guess He Should Go Eat Worms
"Celebrity Apprentice" About to Get More "Awesome"
Nicolas Cage, Now Even More Two-Dimensional!
It's a Christmas Miracle!
Call Joe Francis a Rapist Three Times in a Row and He'll Appear in the Mirror to Slap You With a Lawsuit
A Christmas Suckage
Blah, Blah Blah, Christmas and Stuff
Breaking! Bear Jew Waxed His Chest
One Person's Creepy is Another Person's Charming
The Gang Opens a Bar
Friends Don't Give Friends Fruitcake
The Universe is About to Have One Less Crappy Robin Williams Movie
Kevin Smith Gets Neutered (*Looks at Cat*) You're Next
Sigourney Weaver Basically the Worst Secret-Keeper Ever
Suck It, Miley
Anyone Else Miss Bumpy Vampires?
DID YOU ---- MY MOM, SANTA?
Um ... SQUEE!
Starting Off the Week With a Sex Tangent (Like You Guys Wouldn't End Up There Anyway)
Better Than Christmas and My Birthday Combined
ABC Is Worried He's Going to Infect Us All
Not the Bees!
I Shall Never Hear a Bottle of Keyboard Duster the Same Way Again
Insert Pun for Something Bad that Happens in Golf Here
The Black Friday Tampon Turkey Thanksgiving Centerpiece
Hollywood Isn't the Only One Who Can Come Up with Completely Pointless Sequels
Paula Deen Takes One to the Face
Marley and Me
Humped the Leg of
Saving Private Ryan
I Must Go. My Home Planet Needs Me.
NPH in 140 or Less
You Can't Spell "Johnston" Without ...
Lloyd Dobler Has No Time For This
Dane Cook Isn't Fit to Smell Jim Carrey's the Riddler's Green Farts
14:31 ... 14:32 ... 14:33 ...
Today in Guess Who is Awesome News: James Franco is Awesome
10,000 Rockys When All You Need is a Knife
What He Said
What Are You Looking at Butthole?
Not Funny 'Ha Ha' ...
The Voices in Steve Guttenberg's Head Discuss a
The Poor Man's Dane Cook Getting His Own Show (Guess What Network!)
Who Ruined Roger Rabbit?
Dead By Dawn! Dead By Dawn!
Larry David Pisses Off Christians by Pissing on Jesus
The Way We Were
Poster Contains 100% Less Shirtless Downey
They Should Have Called Her, Uh ...
Don't Let the Door Hit You in Your Gigantic Chin on the Way Out
Endlessly Watchable Suckitude
Don't Even Get Him Started on That Cousin Larry A-Hole
Once More With [More] Feeling
Things Less Terrifying Than
Where the Wild Things Are
Did Anyone See That Spaceship Yesterday?
Here You Go, Puppy Junkies
Teach Me Your Secular Ways!
Miss Holloway Is Off the Market
What's Yellow and Green and Blue on Both Ends?
First Person I See Dressed Up as "Bruno" for Halloween Gets a Complimentary Kick to the Scrote
If Brian Prisco Reviews Only One Film This Year...
Personally, I'm More Excited for the Porn Version,
Madonna vs. Lady Gaga (No One Wins)
What's Grosser Than Grosser Than Gross?
Hollywood Just Skipped Right the Hell Over Ziggy
Insert Bad "Leaping" and "Big Screen" Pun Here
Oh Noes! Not the Eff-Word!
Karl Pilkington; Professional Film Critic
When Letterman Met Obama
The Bristol Lynn Spears Syndrome
"Dollhouse" Casting News That Will Make You Squee in Your Naughty Places
No Kanye! Bad Kanye!
"American Idol" -- Now with More Annoying!
The Hell with the Beatles, Today is Danny DeVito Day!
What's Grosser Than Gross?
Look, Prisco... Snowbuddies!
Do You Realize...That It's Not
Yoshimi Battles the Pink Robots
IT'S IN THE HOLE!
Putting the January into a Winter-Spring Romance
Time to Hit the Star Trek Convention Circuit, Buddy
Guess Who's Still Effing Crazy!
When People Stop Being Funny and Start Being Real
Susan Boyle Dream Casting?
More X-Files? No Thanks, I'm Good
Celebrities Just Shouldn't Try to Answer ... Things
Avatar Day is Nigh! Nigh!!
It's Britney, Bitch!
Leno is Back With a "Meh"
This is TOTALLY EFFED
Remember That Time Fox Ruined That Show You Really Liked?
It's Naked Tuesday!
Real Vampires Kick Ass and Get Laid
Because His Movies Changed Your Life...
Down With "Fraggle Rock"
Fact: Hollywood Will Ruin Your Childhood
This Could Be the Messiest Thing Since That Time Comic-Con Ran Out of Corn Dogs
Bite My Shiny Metal ... Oh Wait, Nevermind
You're Not That Cute Anymore
The "No Screeches Allowed" Club
I'd Rather Watch My Parents Doing It
Dead Horse, Meet Stick
Barth Has Left The Kitchen
¡Yo Quiero No Moreo!
Time to Make Your "O" Face!
Shove Those Crocodile Tears Up Your Ass
Fox is Ruining "Futurama"
... It's the Bed That Eats!
Did Someone Say Porcupine Race Track?!
A Lesson in Sex Tape Etiquette
Lessons in Theater Etiquette
Does the World Really Need a "Small Wonder" Movie?
Mrs. Hornet, I Presume?
I've Made a Huge Mistake
Pajiba's Sweetheart Coming to DVD!
I Am at an Effin Loss
But What About Bubbles?
Who's the Big Winner!
Parker Lewis Apparently Really Can't Lose
The Yelling Man Will Yell No More
On The Bright Side, Jeff Goldblum Is Still Alive
Kids Movies That Effed Your Ess Up
Shut Up Shut Up Shut Up
It Slices, It Dices ... It Wipes Poo Off Your Bum!
Totally Exciting "Grey's" News With A Side of Sarcasm Sauce!
Nicer Film Titles
Who Was That Masked, Obviously Native American Man?
Gay Sex Makes Everything Better
Which Pixar Movie Is The Best?
G.I. Joe Movie May Suck More Than Previously Anticipated
When I Think About You, I Touch Myself
Dear Megan Fox, Shut Your Effing Face. Love Pajiba
Optimus Prime vs. The Haters
Must See TV
Bacon East, Bitches!
Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
What Happens In Vegas ... Blibbedy Blibbedy Blah
Do Shut Up, Already
Ha Ha Ha Ha!
Curses Are The New Black
"Dexter" Casting News That Won't Make You Wanna Murder Someone In The Face
It's Porn Star Wednesday!
They Might Be Giants Gives Back and Stuff
I Did An Image Search For "Memorial Day" and This Is What I'm Going With
The Catholic League Still Hates Everything
Jimmy Kimmel Doesn't Give a Crap
Are You Sure It's Too Late To Get Scrooge McDuck?
PUPPIES!!! Puppies, Puppies, Puppies!
Day! (I Will Never Tire of These)
Shimmy Shimmy Coco Pop
These Guys Need To Come Out of Retirement Because Tara Reid Movies Exist
Fill Me Up, Scotty
Will There Be A
Sequel? Spoiler Alert: No.
Prequels Are Totally the New Sequels
Nope, Still Don't Get It.
"Take the Biggest Guy in the World, Shatter His Knee and He'll Drop Like a Stone."
Sacha Baron Cohen to Literally Shoot Fish in a Barrel
Swine Flu Fever, Have You Caught It Yet?!
Spoiler Alert! This Happens In
Thank You For Being A ... Well, You Know.
Cry Me A Goddamn River
Eff You, Dr. Drew!
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Jessica Biel Shows Off Her Acting Chops. (Is That What They Call Them These Days?)
Meet The Fat Drunk Robin Hood
Carrie Bradshaw's Manolo Collection Gets Repossessed
Will vs. Bear ... Grylls
Megan Fox To Come Down With the Ultimate Case of PMS
$240 Worth of Pudding
The New Michael Myers Will Eff Your Ess Up
Everybody Learns A Valuable Lesson ... And Then They
Herzog, Lynch, And A Baby With Two Penises Walk Into A Bar...
Eminem Tries His Hand At Making Fun of Other Celebrities ... Again
You Guys Aren't Going to Like This
As Much As The RDJ Post From Last Week
The Original Nerdlinger Is Back. Or Probably Not. But Maybe.
What's the Dumbest Idea For A Movie Adaptation You Can Think Of?
If A Washed-Up Rock Star Cursed In The Woods and No One Was Around To Hear It, Would It Still Get Bleeped?
Robert Downey Jr. ... Chained To A Bed ... Naked.
Borat Goes X-Rated
The News on
Is That There Is No News. You're Welcome!
Nicolas Cage in Most Hilarious Role Ever
Intentionally Left Blank
Anthony Mackie Doesn't Want People Thinking Sam and Bucky Are Gay
Review: Clearly I Am Being Punished for Something Because ‘The Hitman’s Wife’s Bodyguard’ Is Torture
Now On Netflix: Want to see a Russian ‘Titanic’ on Ice? ‘Silver Skates’ Has Got You Covered
Review: The Ol' Blind-Girl-in-Jeopardy Genre Gets New Juice With The Atmospheric & Terrific 'See For Me'
15 Years On, Pink’s ‘Stupid Girls’ Stands as a Misguided Feminist Call in the Age of Bubblegum Misogyny
Trevor Noah Gets to the Heart of the Chrissy Teigen Matter
Anti-Vaxxers Protest Foo Fighters Concert; Separately, Courtney Love Apologies to Dave Grohl
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