Lauren Boebert Doesn’t Think We Should 'Nitpick' the Bible Now

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | April 1, 2023 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | April 1, 2023 |

Hey, folks, Lainey is taking a much-deserved Saturday off, so I’m filling in for today’s P-Love. Fortunately, she was kind of enough to shoot me some doggo content, so it’ll be like she never left. (Lainey rants about Marvel movies, right? Like she never left!)

Now that her teenage son knocked up his younger teenage girlfriend, Lauren Boebert doesn’t think everyone should “nitpick what the Bible says,” but mostly on this particular issue. The one involving her. You understand. (Jezebel)

Florence Pugh was very stoked to do Hot Ones. (Lainey Gossip)

Ivanka Trump just wants to “start over,” you guys. (Celebitchy)

In another sign that Marvel is tightening things up after a lackluster Phase 4 — minus Eternals, which owns — both Thunderbolts and now Fantastic Four have new writers. (THR)

Ben Collins dunked all over the butt-stupid anti-vaxx documentary, Died Suddenly, by noting that its “vaccinated casualties” are very much alive. (NBC News)

Yeah, they’re passionate, alright. Passionate about hating Chris Pratt. High five! (Kotaku)

Buzzfeed has been quietly publishing AI articles. Cool, cool cool. (Futurism)

My condolences to Logan Lerman. (AV Club)

Please don’t let J.K. Rowling convince you blood is gendered. (The Mary Sue)

And finally, what did Gwyneth Paltrow whisper in Terry Sanderson’s ear after wrecking him in court like an unsteamed vagina? See? Lainey would’ve totally used that phrase. It’s like we share the same brain. (Uproxx)