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Yelp Takes Steps to Protect Restaurant Staff and Diners from Covid-19


WTF Is Delta Plus?!


Popular Fortnite Gamer RaulZito Arrested for Sexual Assaults on Minors


The World Burns, and We Can't Put It Out


Jordan Peele Reveals the Poster And Amazing Title for his Next Film


Olympic Officials Fired After Heinous Past Transgressions Surface


'Ted Lasso' News Round-Up: Because Lasso Is Life!


Completely Innocent Reasons to Leave a Loaded Rifle On the Hotel Windowsill


Yeeeesssss ... Paramount Drops Title And Casting For Next Transformers Film


Eric Clapton Is an Idiot


Sherri Tenpenny Is Why We Can't Have Nice Things


The Fastly Outage Demonstrates Why the Internet Is Infrastructure


Jeff Bezos is Headed to Space, Threatens to Return


Idiot Mother Injures 5-Year-Old in Texas's 5th Accidental Shooting in 2 Weeks


The Steaks Are High in Food Supply Cybersecurity


Texas Continues Its Slide Down the Sanity Bell Curve


UFO Sightings Get the '60 Minutes' Treatment


Called It!


Congressional Republicans Try to Gaslight a Nation


Stop Hoarding Gas, People!


Hedging Our Bets


Our So-Called Stewards


A24 Releases a Second Trailer for 'The Green Knight,' Knowing We Are All Thirsty B*tches


Another Thing We Broke In The Pandemic


This POS Right Here


Convicted Murderer Derek Chauvin Files Appeal


It's Always the Ones You Most Suspect


Michael Collins, Apollo 11 Command Module Pilot, dies at 90


The Cicadas Are Coming


In Gayle King Interview, Newly Arrested SoHo Karen, Miya Ponsetto, Makes Things So Much Worse


Those Moderna (ModeRNA? Get It!) Numbers Out this Morning Are Outstanding


Pfizer May Apply for Emergency Authorization for Its Vaccine in Late November Because Science is Awesome


What the Pause in the Oxford University AstraZeneca Vaccine Trial Actually Means


Landlord Arrested For the Death of His Tenants, the Couple Found In A Suitcase By TikTok Users


Republicans Aren't The Ones Who Should Be Afraid


So, How's That Whole "Going Back To School In-Person" Working Out for America?


Actress Charlotte Kirk Involved in Affairs That Led to the Resignation of Two Studio Executives


Alonzo Brooks' Body Has Been Exhumed Due To The Re-Opening Of His 'Unsolved Mystery' Case


Dave Franco and Alison Brie Say They Wrote an ‘Elevated’ Romantic Comedy, Unaware the Genre is Already Refreshed by BIPOC Voices


'St. Louis Ken And Karen' McCloskey Each Charged With Felony Unlawful Use Of A Weapon


A Brief Status Update on Where We Stand on a Covid-19 Vaccine


Grant Imahara Of 'Mythbusters' And 'White Rabbit Project' Passes Away Unexpectedly At Age 49


UPDATED: A Body Has Been Found in the Lake Where 'Glee' Actress Naya Rivera Was Swimming


The Wayfair Child Trafficking Conspiracy Is Just A Runaway Theory Based On Cabinet Pricing


Lingering Questions In The 'Unsolved Mysteries' Case Of Rey Rivera


St. Louis 'Ken' Is Upset His Life Has 'Been Ruined' For Pointing An Automatic Weapon At Peaceful Protestors


The Golden State Killer Pleads Guilty, Wrapping Up The Decades Long Case With Justice Served


Disney's Splash Mountain Is Ditching 'Song of the South' For 'The Princess and the Frog'


Joel Schumacher, Who Gave Us All So Much More Than Just "Batman Forever" and "Batman And Robin" Dead At 80


The Police Deserve Our Respect And Support. And If You Think This Headline Is Actually Serious, Welcome To Pajiba


How To Help The Protestors On The Front Lines: An Incomplete List Of Places To Donate


When the Lake of the Ozarks and 'Ozark' Meet in a Pandemic Fueled Nightmare


Real Heroes Wear Lab Coats: The Latest on the Science Side of Things


In Memoriam: Unwavering in Morality and Kindness, Irrfan Khan Was a Gentleman Who Captured Your Heart With His Eyes


An Oregon Strip Club Has Gone 'Mad Max' to Save Its Business, and the Aesthetic is a Mood (NSFW-ish)


Dr. Anthony Fauci Offers a Glimmer of Hope After Results in Remdesivir Clinical Trial


In Images: What Re-Opening Looks Like Around the World


Social Distancing Works! But It's Much Easier in Some Places Than Others


The Latest Scientific Findings: Antibody Tests, Vaccines, Plus a Smoking Study out of France


Lululemon Apologizes After Art Director Shares Racist 'Bat Fried Rice' Design on Social Media


Serological Testing in Los Angeles Confirms Santa Clara Study, But Not Without Controversy


A Flood of New Coronavirus Data Sends Some Very Mixed Messages


We Remain, as Always, Cautiously Optimistic, But At Least There's a Rare Cause for Optimism Today


Vanity Fair's 'Dune' First Look Reminds Us of Oscar Isaac's Hotness, and This Movie's Middle Eastern Representation Problem


Here is One Seriously Encouraging Covid-19 Statistic Out of New York City Hospitals


Contact Tracing? There's An App for That (Or Soon Will Be, Thanks to Google and Apple)


Uplifting News You May Have Missed Amid All Of The Panic


Even Mount Everest Is Closing Because of Coronavirus


Disney's 'Hamilton' Movie Will Hit Theaters in 2021; Until Then, Why Don't You Revisit What the Original Broadway Cast is Up To?


After 11 Months, Michelle Carter Has Been Released from Prison. Good


Your Daily Reminder That Gigantic Media Corporations Are Bad and Cinema is Suffering, Sci-Fi Edition


Hot Take: Gender Reveals Shouldn't End With Explosions And Dead Spectators


John Witherspoon, Legendary Actor And Comedian, Dead At 77


If Tekashi 6ix9ine Did Move Into Witness Protection, I Have Some New Identities For Him


In Defending His Movie, 'Joker' Director Todd Phillips Needs to Keep Keanu's Name Out of His Mouth!


Psychologists Say Humans 'Could Adapt' To Cannibalism. Wait, What?


When A Pennywise Doll With Strange Markings On It Floated Into Her Yard, This Woman Set It Ablaze


Very Hot Dad Andy Serkis Confirms He Will Direct ‘Venom 2,’ a Movie That is Happening


A Missouri Man Found The Frozen Body Of A Baby In His Late Mother's Freezer


That Equifax Settlement May Not Be What It Appears


Apparently We Now Have To List Things You Shouldn’t Shove In Your Vagina


Rest In Peace Rutger Hauer (1944 - 2019)


Area 51 Raid Prompts Warning From The Military


Waddling Vagrants, Crab Invasions, And Meth Gators: Animal News Begging To Become A Creature Feature


Serial Women's Toilet Clogger Finally Caught


Giant Cruise Ship Crashes into Italian Dock


Chris Long Retires From The NFL


Spoilers: So, That Punching Down at Journalism Joke in ‘Long Shot’ Was Totally Unnecessary, Actually


The Good, The Bad, And The Ugly About John Singleton


Who's Next On the Right-Wing Media's Hitlist? Teenage Climate Activist Greta Thunberg


Attempted Shaming of Diane Abbott For Drinking On Train Backfires on Twitter


Selfie Deaths: Yeah, Maybe We Should Stop Gleefully Reporting Them?


Today in 'I'm Just Gonna Leave This Headline Right Here': White Woman Opens 'Clean' Chinese Restaurant


The Single Most Horrific Headline You Will Read This Year


Okay, I Guess I'm Never Getting On a Boat Again Now Either


Metalheads With Kazoos Disrupt Westboro Baptist Church 'Protest'


'They Do Not Speak For Us': Emma Thompson and Other Female Celebrities in UK Pen Letter Condemning Trans-Exclusionary Radical Feminists


The Most Important, Devastating News Story That Nobody Is Talking About


R. Kelly Spent 3-Nights In Jail Then Went To McDonald's


'Inside Edition' Tried It With New York City Subway Fare Dodgers, With Expected Results


Today in 'Are You F***ing Kidding Me, White Capitalism?'


Is it a Ghost or a Dude Living in Your Closet? Pajiba Investigates.


Move Over Gritty, 2019’s Mascot is Roof Rat


Rihanna Had To Sue Her Dad To Get Him To Stop Profiting Off Her Name


Who the Hell Needs the Marvel Cinematic Universe When Superheroes Already Dance Among Us


50-Year-Old French Author Says Women Over 50 Are 'Too Old To Love'


Democrats Need to Learn From Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez's '60 Minutes' Interview


Australia Is At It Again (Though America Won't Let Go Without a Fight)


Social Media Reacts After An Explosion Turned The Night Sky Blue In New York


Incurious, Privileged, Complicit: Centrists Will Be The Death Of Us All


What Becomes of the Brokenhearted? A Pajiba Break Up Guide For When You Leave Your Ghost-Pirate Husband


Hillary Clinton's Populism Interview Shows That She Has Learned Nothing. If She Runs in 2020 We Are Doomed


A Woman's Crime Was Discovered When Police Found A Tooth In Her Blender


The White House Correspondents' Dinner Will No Longer Feature Comedians. Good.


I'm Never Going Near the Ocean Again


Blood-Soaked Doctors Take to Twitter to Respond to the NRA Telling Them to Stay in Their Lane.


Man Loses Pet Snake, Donates Couch. You Know What Comes Next, Right?


Meghan McCain Needs To Shut The Entire F*ck Up


Oh Thank Godtopus They're Not Americans


I Couldn't Possibly Comment On the Painting That Trump Has Hung in the White House


Stop Praising Billionaires for Doing the Absolute Bare Minimum


Apple Caught On Camera Trying to Charge $1200 For Moving a Pin in a Laptop


What Will Kate Middleton and Meghan Markle Wear to the (Lesser) Royal Wedding This Week!?


'Siri, I'm Getting Pulled Over.' The App That Records The Police For You


Banker's Wife Fires Black Nanny After Accidentally Sending Her a Racist Text Message: 'NOOOOOOOOOOO ANOTHER BLACK PERSON'


No, Jane Fonda, We Don't Need To Have 'Empathy' and 'Radical Kinship' For Donald Trump


Missy Elliott Just Made Yours, Mine, and Kristen Bell's Day


Does Tom Cruise Believe in Ghosts?


Serena Williams Deserves Better


If There Was A Problem (Yo, He Caused It)


And The Next George Clooney Is...


Prince William Better Watch His Back


Nike is Evil. Colin Kaepernick is a Hero Who Deserves Their Endorsement. Both Of These Things Can Be True At The Same Time.


How Did THEY Get Tickets to Hamilton?


Is OK to Shoot Bigfoot?


Shocking Footage Emerges of the Mainstream Media Actually Doing Its Job


Does Ashley Benson Have a Secret Spin-Off-Directing Twin?


Highlights from 'The Daily Show' of the Late Senator John McCain


Prince Harry and Meghan Markle Took the Next Step, According to People.com


French Open Changes Dress Code Because HOW DARE SHE


Riverdale Cast Anthony Michael Hall in Their Breakfast Club Tribute. Here’s Who Else Needs to Drop by This Season


The Kids in The Hall Could Be Getting a New Comedy Show


University Study Finds America's Most Sexist State


Black Journalist Fired After White Colleagues Complained About Her Sharing Article About White Women's Tears On Her Private Facebook Page


Your Weekly Round-Up Of Uplifting News


A Terrifying Viral Game Has Been Linked to the Suicide of a 12-Year-Old


Convicted Rapist Brock Turner Loses His Appeal, Still A Convicted Rapist


Lance Bass Got Locked Out Of "The Brady Bunch" House


Your Weekly Round-Up of Uplifting News


I... I Have No Words.


YouTube And Facebook Don't Seem To Mind Alex Jones' Batshit Theories On Their Platforms


Gwyneth Paltrow Will Begrudgingly Hire A Fact-Checker For Goop


This is the Face Of a Goddamn Hero


Hey! You Could (Probably) Own This Faux Dick Cheney Torture Memorabilia!


Former Prime Minister Tony Blair Was On TV Last Night Talking About Brexit, And People Have Feelings.


Organising Your Brexit Cupboard: Let’s Get Stockpiling!


Sacha Baron Cohen Should Apparently Wrap It Up After Being Recognized By This SoCal Gun Shop Owner


Mutiny In Parliament: Theresa May's Brexit Plans Are Attacked From All Sides


Did Queen Elizabeth Troll Donald Trump -- With Brooches?


Late Night Tries To Make Sense Of Trump's Ass-Kissing Summit With Putin


Just Lots Of People Dancing To Kate Bush, Because The World Needs Some Joy


What the F*ck Are You Doing Elon Musk?


Sacha Baron Cohen Thinks Sarah Palin Was Hit By A 'Bullshit' Grenade And Wants His Apology


Elon Musk Is Kind Of A Dick


North Korea Clearly Did Not Enjoy The Elton John Gift


Your Weekly Roundup of Uplifting News


Nigel Farage is Upset London is Planning to Greet Donald Trump With Giant 'Toddler Trump' Balloon


A Much-Needed Roundup of Uplifting News


Happy Eid al-Fitr! Let Me Tell You About Eid al-Fitr!


Fighting Fire With Light: A Rainbow Monument In Warsaw Gets New Life


I Mean, Come On, America: Off-Duty FBI Agent Accidentally Shoots Bystander During Dance-Off


Family of Black Man Killed by Police Awarded 4 Cents in Damages


He Made The Jump! The Rock Battles Fire, Terrorists And Gravity In The Latest Trailer For 'Skyscraper'


Trump Announced His Intent To Pardon Dinesh D’Souza, Because OF COURSE HE WILL


Judge Rules in Favour of Parents Wishing to Evict 30-Year Old Son Who Refuses to Move Out of Family Home


English Mayor Goes Viral After Unorthodox Inauguration Photo


The Windrush Scandal: The Betrayal Of A Generation


Conan O'Brien's Late-Night Show Will Be Cut To 30 Minutes (And This Is a Good Thing)


Canadian Restaurant Fined For Ordering Black Customers To Pay Upfront


The Bizarre Nature of the Golden State Killer's Arrest May Trigger Online Privacy Concerns


An Exhausted Patton Oswalt Discusses Michelle McNamara's Book and the Arrest of the Golden State Killer on 'Late Night'


Police May Finally Have Caught The Golden State Killer (A.K.A. The East Area Rapist)


'Crazy Rich Asians' Trailer: Constance Wu Finally Gets the Hollywood Leading Role She So Crazy Deserves


Verne Troyer, Best Known For His Role As Mini-Me, Has Died


The DNC Sues Russia, the Trump Campaign, and Wikileaks


Morning Briefing: Well, That Backfired Spectacularly on the Republicans, Didn't It?


The New Customer Dilemma: What's the Etiquette on Tipping for Take-Out Orders?


Denzel's 'Equalizer 2' Trailer Gives Russell Crowe A Very Obscure Box-Office Record


It's The Final 'Deadpool 2' Trailer And We Finally Get To Officially Meet the X-Force Members


"Enough Is Enough": Labour MPs Deliver Blistering Speeches During Debate On Anti-Semitism


Ted Cruz Might Very Well Lose His Senate Re-Election Bid


What's Contaminating Your Counterfeit Makeup? (Hint: It Might Be Poop)


Fed Up with the Conspiracy Theories, Sandy Hook Parents File Suit Against Alex Jones


Sean Hannity, Michael Cohen, and What Is Really at Stake