Why, Yes, Harrison Ford Does Think His Soundtracks Are Baby-Making Music

Harrison Ford dropped by Jimmy Kimmel Live this week where the always delightfully gruff actor finally gave America a tiny peek into his sex life. At 83, it was clearly the perfect time. Tell us the secrets of making whoopee, space grandpa. (I’m actually being serious. I still can’t figure it out.)

As Shrinking fans know, Ford’s character had a little fun this season when he walked into a room whistling the Indiana Jones theme. When Kimmel brought up the moment, Ford was his usual disinterested self, but he did make a saucy confession. Via PEOPLE:

“That was something that you just surprised [the cast] with?” Kimmel asked Ford, who responded, “I don’t remember.”

Ford gave a similar answer when Kimmel asked if he recalled how his costars reacted to the apparently improvised moment. “Maybe you’ll remember this,” Kimmel then asked. “Have you ever made love to the soundtrack of one of your films? Maybe Witness?”

“Of course I have,” the actor replied after a 13-second pause, prompting laughter from Kimmel and his audience.

Obviously, Indiana Jones is the top contender, but not everyone’s into whips or wearing hats, so that seems like a lot of pre-planning. Don’t even think about Star Wars. Trust me. I didn’t know women could jump out a window that quickly. Their speed is incredible. That just leaves the dulcet tones of Cowboys vs. Aliens. Remember Cowboys vs. Aliens? Of course, you don’t. I made it up. Haha, what a stupid idea for a movie. Could you imagine?

You can watch Harrison talk baby-making music and see him hop out of a chair with surprising agility below. The man is clearly a bobcat in the sack: