Welcome to the Author Archive for Mike Redmond
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Can Finally Be in the Same Room
Johnny Depp Had His First Day in Court and It's Already a Sh*t Show
Congratulations, America's Ass
The Power Dynamic of Jada Pinkett Smith and August Alsina's Alleged Affair Is Not Great
Lena Dunham Wants You to Know Hollywood Is 'Rigged in Favor of White People,' e.g., Lena Dunham
Meghan McCain Defended the 'Ken and Karen' Gun Nuts Because Meghan McCain Is Gonna Meghan McCain
Sacha Baron Cohen 'Tricked' a Three Percenter Rally Into Having A Racist Sing-Along
Anthony Mackie Calls Out Marvel for Its Lack of Diversity and He Ain't Wrong
Jenny Slate Exits 'Big Mouth' and Apologizes for Engaging in Black Erasure
Charlize Theron Calls Steven Seagal an Overweight Fraud Who's Not Nice to Women
Justin Bieber Refutes Sexual Assault Accusation With More Receipts Than I've Ever Seen in My Life
Whitney Cummings Finally Addresses the Chris D'Elia Accusations
Danny Masterson Arrested, Charged with Raping Three Women
Megan Fox Definitely Saw Those Photos of Brian Austin Green With Courtney Stodden
Courtney Stodden Is Brian Austin Green's Rebound? Did Not See That Coming
Just FYI in Case Your Name Is Sia, This Is Nicki Minaj
Emma Watson Defends Trans Rights After J.K. Rowling Continues to Go Full TERF
Stassi and Kristen Fired From 'Vanderpump Rules' for Their Racist Garbage That Could've Got a Woman Killed
Kamala Harris Wrecked Meghan McCain's Stupid 'Defund the Police' Comments
Minneapolis Pledges to Disband Its Police Department, Here We Go
There is an Internal Rebellion Against The New York Times Over an Op-Ed That Put Its Black Staffers in Danger
Gwyneth Paltrow Actually Used Her White Privilege for Good?
Myka Stauffer Is Losing Sponsorships After Admitting That She 'Rehomed' Her Autistic Son? Good
Thomas Middleditch Bragged About His Open Marriage and Now It's Over, Whoops
Oscar Isaac Is Team Biden and People Are Taking It Well (Nope, No, They're Not)
Jimmy Fallon Gets Dragged for 'SNL' Sketch Where He Wears Blackface to Play Chris Rock (Yup)
The Secret Behind Who Really Sang That Taylor Swift Cover on 'Killing Eve'
Ben Affleck & Ana De Armas Are Taking His Kids on Their Pap Walks Now, Oh Good
Benedict Cumberbatch Has Turned Into a 'Bearded Snack' While on Lockdown
So Ruby Rose Just Quit 'Batwoman', Holy Sh*t
Drea De Matteo Has a Whole Lot to Say About Her Time on 'The Sopranos' in New Podcast
Tara Reid Joins the Rapidly Growing 'Tiger King' Cinematic Universe That Will Consume Us All
Aw, Man, It's Time For Another Kardashian Pregnancy Already?
The Story of Lena Dunham Accosting Brad Pitt Has the Worst Ending of All Time
Did Emma Stone Get Secretly Married Under the Cover of Quarantine?
Hilarie Burton Says MTV Groomed Her to Be Quiet If Celebs Like Ben Affleck Groped Her Again
Jessica Simpson Refuses to Be Body-Shamed for Having Breasts at the Met Gala
Justin Bieber & Hailey Baldwin Might Actually Be the Schadenfreude We Need Right Now
The Free Britney Spears Movement Just Had A Flaming Setback
The Kardashians Are Already Milking the Virus for Ratings; Everything's Back to Normal!
Meghan McCain Has Finally Stopped Saying Trump Is Gonna Win
Just Kidding, Fox News Is Still Trying to Get People Killed (Take It Away, Tucker)
Fox News Fires Diamond & Silk For Spreading Conspiracy Theories, Yet Still Keeps Thongy Limerick Around
The Stupid Conspiracy Theory About Bill Gates and the Mark of the Beast, Explained
OK, Maybe Meghan McCain Really Is Voting for Joe Biden
Meghan McCain Loves The Trump Ad Attacking Nancy Pelosi, As Most Smug Idiots Do
Meghan McCain Supports the Armed Idiots Demanding We 'Reopen America', Of Course
Oh, Good, Inciting Armed Revolts to 'Liberate America' Is Exactly What We Need Right Now. Great Job, Clowny
Wall Street Tells Sentient Yam 'Not' to Reopen America Early, Didn't See That Coming
Franklin Graham Can't Believe People Won't Let Him Be a Bigot During a Crisis
On Joe Biden and the Nonsensical Leftist Bogeyman of 'The Way Things Were'
When Things Go Back to 'Normal,' Never Forget How Batsh*t Dangerous Evangelicals Acted
Your 8 Billionth Reminder That Republicans Really Want to Sacrifice Our Lives for the Economy
An Update on That Idiot's Easter Sunday Evangelical Woodstock or Whatever
No, Pat Robertson Didn't Say Oral Sex Caused the Pandemic, but He Does Promise It Will Be Over by Easter
All This Social Distancing Is Killing Gwyneth Paltrow's Sex Life, You Guys
Florida Adds Religious Exemption to Stay-At-Home Orders, So Get Ready for Some Bullsh*t
The 'God and Guns' Crowd Is Getting Ready to God and Gun Us to Death
Whoopi Goldberg Asks Bernie Sanders Why the Hell He's Still in the Race
Meghan McCain: Employers or the Government Should Double the Pay of Essential Workers
What Stupid Mess Did Evangelicals Make Now? Liberty University Edition
Meet The Goop Contributor Who's Decided The Pandemic Is Fake, Just Like AIDS!
Republicans Are Making a Run at Planned Parenthood Under the Shadow of Quarantine
The Federalist Is Endorsing 'Infection Parties' Now, Wonderful
Scientology Thinks Our Current Pandemic Is Just a Bunch of 'Bullbait,' Oh Okay
Meghan McCain Is Pregnant. Yay?
Amber Heard Did Not Cut Off Johnny Depp's Finger, According to Johnny Depp's Texts
Meghan McCain Freakin' Loves That Trump Calls It the 'Chinese Virus'
Holy Shit, Republicans Really Are the Mayor From 'Jaws'
Meghan McCain Tried to 'Both Sides' the Coronavirus
Evangelical Churches Stay Open Because the Holy Spirit Will Stop the Coronavirus, Oh Word?
Meghan McCain Thinks It Would Be 'Gangster' If Trump Replaced Pence With Nikki Haley
Meghan McCain Shits All Over Trump's God Awful Coronavirus Address, As She Should
Elisabeth Hasselbeck Thinks Donald Trump and Jesus Will Save Us From the Coronavirus
UPDATE: Corey Feldman Publicly Accuses Charlie Sheen of Raping Corey Haim
Bill Maher Defends Chris Matthews' Right to Perv on Women in the Workplace
Meghan McCain Threatened To Run For President, It's Finally Happening
Meghan McCain's Husband Is Allegedly Behind 'The View' Leaks, Here We Go
'The Witcher' Honest Trailer Celebrates All of Those Perfect Henry Cavill F-Bombs
Meghan McCain Says Chris Matthews 'Deserved Better,' Oh Goddammit
Meghan McCain Is (Mostly) Right About Bernie Bros
For You See, Meghan Mccain Is Not Unlike the Lady Gaga
Meghan McCain and AOC Agree: Pence Handling Coronavirus Response Is Dangerous as Hell
Johnny Depp Alleged Texts to Paul Bettany: 'Let's Burn Amber Heard and F*ck Her Corpse'
Kevin Feige Almost Quit Marvel Over Lack of Representation, So, Uh, Where Is It?
Patrick Willems Made a Great Video About Breaking Up With 'Star Wars'
Not Even Meghan McCain Had Time for Whatever Bullsh*t Matt Gaetz Is Trying to Pull
Meghan McCain Says She's Not Voting for Trump During Screaming Match About Bloomberg
Harrison Ford Confirms 'Indiana Jones 5' Is Still a Thing That's Happening
Meghan McCain Finally Got Dragged for Her Hypocrisy on Racism (She Took It Well)
Joe Biden Stopped by 'The View' to Act Like Everything Is Fine, Couldn't Be Better!
We Get It, Meghan McCain, You Want Elizabeth Warren to Drop Out, Jesus...
UPDATE: Amy Klobuchar Just Got Nuked From Orbit on 'The View'
'Lego Masters' Is Family Friendly and Neat to Look At, But That's About It
Oscar Isaac on If He'll Return to Star Wars: 'Probably Not'
Disney CEO Says The Future of Star Wars Is Television (Read: Hope You Like 'The Mandalorian' Spinoffs!)
'Wandavision', 'The Falcon and The Winter Soldier', and 'Loki' Got a Big Super Bowl Spot, Let's Talk About It
Was Rey Supposed to Die in 'Rise of Skywalker'? Maybe! Says Dumb, New Star Wars Thing
Meghan McCain Confirms 'The View' Drama Is Real on 'Watch What Happens Live'
Welp, Now We Know Why Kylo Ren Started Wearing That Stupid Mask Again
Meghan McCain Actually Compared Mike Pompeo to Adam Driver? Oh God Jesus
Obi-Wan Disney+ Series Put on Hold for Being Too Similar to 'The Mandalorian' (Oh Boy)
Meghan McCain on Impeachment Trial: 'No One Is More Persecuted Than Me or Whatever!'
Did the Kent State Gun Girl Sh*t Her Pants at a Party? A Political Thriller (Updated)
'The Witcher' Is Getting an Anime Movie on Netflix Now
Is Robert Downey Jr. a Republican? Revisiting an Urban Legend
In the End, Abby Huntsman Just Wasn't Toxic Enough for 'The View'
Meghan McCain Is Handling That 'New York Times' Op-Ed Well
The Colin Trevorrow Script for 'Star Wars: Episode IX' Is Real and Good as Hell? What Is Happening?
Why Did Abby Huntsman Really Leave 'The View'? Take a Wild Guess
Abby Huntsman Is Leaving 'The View' Instead of Meghan McCain, Wait What?
Everyone on 'The View' Hates Meghan McCain Now, Including Abby
New 'Birds of Prey' Trailer Keeps the Mayhem Rolling, and Hello, Black Mask
Meghan McCain Thought She Could Step to Elizabeth Warren, Guess How That Went
Meghan McCain Supports Trump Ordering Suleimani Assassination, Of Course
#ReleaseTheJJCut Is Part of 'The Rise of Skywalker' Discourse Now, Goddammit
UPDATE: 'Rise of Skywalker' Writer Blames CARRIE FISHER for Kelly Marie Tran Getting Done Dirty, Wow...
'The Witcher' Is Good as Hell and You Should Watch It
J.J. Abrams Says 'The Rise of Skywalker' Wasn't Made to Flip off 'The Last Jedi' (But It Does, and How)
'Christianity Today' Says Trump Should Be Removed from Office, Will It Matter to Evangelicals?
Rep. Debbie Dingell Called Meghan McCain for Support, Bad Idea!
Miles Morales Is the Future of Spider-Man, You Can't Stop Him Now
Meghan McCain & Whoopi Goldberg Made up Despite That Stupid Daenerys Tweet
Whoopi Goldberg Basically Murdered Meghan McCain, She's Dead Now
Meghan McCain Says No One Should Play the 'Grief Card', The Meghan McCain
Is Zack Snyder Trying to Hijack 'The Witcher' Coverage? Because It Sure Seems like It
Sunny Hostin Is Not Here for Chris Christie's Impeachment Bullshit
Rudy Giuliani Hired a 20-Year-Old Instagram Girl to Be His Official Spokeswoman
Meghan McCain Had a Big Ol' Pout on 'The View' Today
Who Is Lady Trieu's Father on 'Watchmen'? Or How I Learned to Accuse Superheroes of Not Wearing a Condom
Why Is David Harbour a Fat Red Captain America? And Other Questions from the 'Black Widow' Trailer
Amy Klobuchar Effortlessly Swats Down Meghan McCain's Dumbass Impeachment Talking Points
'Hell or High Water' Is Proof That Damn Good Movies Are Still Happening
The New Future of the DCEU: Michael B. Jordan as a Superman and R-Rated Movies out the Butt
No, Disney Didn't Pull Baby Yoda GIFs over Copyright Claims, Everyone Take a Deep Breath
Meghan McCain Sleeps with the Constitution Every Night, You Motherless Whores!
Todd Phillips Shoots Down 'Joker 2' Reports, Says There's No Contract or Even a Script
Henry Cavill Is Still Fighting to Play Superman After the Fallout from 'Justice League'
Henry Cavill Apparently Doesn't Want to Release the Snyder Cut
Jesus Christ, 'The View' Is a Much Better Show Without Meghan McCain's Warbling
Does the Greedo Edit Mean 'Star Wars' Theatrical Cuts Won't Be Available on Disney Plus? Maybe
Donald Trump Jr. Got a Taste of Purity Politics and Literally Ran Away
Meghan McCain Is Awfully Quiet About Trump Foundation Looting Veteran Donations
Whoopi Goldberg Bounced Donald Trump Jr.'s Ass Right off of 'The View'
Tulsi Gabbard Gets Stomped by Joy Behar on 'The View'
Meghan McCain Made Marie Yovanovitch's Impeachment Testimony All About Meghan McCain, Naturally
Disney CEO Wants Less 'Star Wars' Now (A Little Late, Bob)
Lindsay Lohan and Saudi Crown Prince Are 'Just Friends', You Guys
'The Witcher' Gets a New Trailer, Release Date, and Henry Cavill Naked in a Tub
Meghan McCain to Cory Booker: 'My Brother Will Shoot You If You Try to Take His Guns'
Meghan McCain Basically Says All Veterans Are Infallible Creatures Who Get a Free Pass from Her
Meghan McCain Blames the 'Swamp' for Trump Being Booed at Nationals Game, Yeah Okay
Tulsi Gabbard Sure Looks like She's Jill Stein-ing It
Anthony Scaramucci Actually Thinks Mitch McConnell Will Force Trump to Resign Before the Election
Meghan McCain, Like, Can't Even With Impeachment Right Now, It's Her Birthday, You Guys!
Newt Gingrich Tried to 'Well, Actually' Lynching like the Gangrenous Dong That He Is
'Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker' Final Trailer Brings the C-3PO Feels
Ronan Farrow Mentions Hillary Clinton in His Book so Clearly Tulsi Gabbard Is Innocent, That's How Things Work! (It's Not)
Hillary Clinton Says It out Loud: Tulsi Gabbard Is the Jill Stein of 2020
Daisy Ridley Confirms 'Rise of Skywalker' Will Address Your Hot Reylo Theories Because Apparently Star Wars F*cks Now
Meghan McCain Doesn't Want Any Democratic Candidate Beating Trump, Not Even Biden
Meghan McCain Condemns Trump Kingsman Video
Ana Navarro Shuts down Rand Paul and His Sh*tty Anti-Socialism Book
Meghan McCain Screams About Kurds, But Refuses To Back Impeachment
Robert Downey Jr. Defends Marvel Movies from Scorsese Remarks
The Reactions to 'Sesame Street' Moving to HBO Max Is Outrage Culture at Its Dumbest
Meghan McCain Tried to Argue with Rachel Maddow About Impeachment, It Didn't Work
Hillary Clinton Stopped by 'The View' and It Was Nice?
Todd Phillips Made 'Joker' Because 'Woke Culture' Ruined Comedy (Okay, Buddy)
Spider-Man Will Stay in the Marvel Cinematic Universe, For Now
UPDATE: Kevin Feige Is Making a Star Wars, What Does That Mean for Marvel?
Jonah Hill Wants $10 Million to Play Somebody in 'The Batman' (He Hasn't Decided Yet)
Meghan McCain Trashes 'The View' in Obnoxious Impeachment Rant
Scientology Has a Child Sexual Abuse Problem, Here We Go
Meghan McCain Finally Walked off 'The View' After Ana Navarro Shut Her Down
Meghan McCain Will 'Fake News' the Trump Whistleblower Story Now
Just FYI, The New York Times Did Not Retract the New Kavanaugh Allegation (Sorry, Meghan McCain)
Robert Downey Jr. Is Already Returning as Iron Man in 'Black Widow' (That Was Fast)
Manly Men Threaten to Shoot Beto O'Rourke If He Takes Their Manly Gun Toys
Meghan McCain Still Thinks Dixie Chicks Were Wrong to Criticize George W. Bush
Meghan McCain Hates Nepotism Now, The Meghan McCain
Sarah Palin Is Getting A Divorce
Meghan McCain Tried to Take on Pamela Anderson, Julian Assange, and Bernie Sanders All in One Day (It Didn't Work)
Meghan McCain Defends Dave Chappelle and Scarlett Johansson, Maybe? It's All Very Dumb
Meghan McCain and Her Husband Are the Black Panthers of Guns Now
Recap: Walton Goggins Takes the Wheel and Doesn't Let Go in 'The Righteous Gemstones' Episode 3
Meghan McCain Will Not Live Without Her Guns! DO YOU KNOW WHO HER FATHER IS?!
Marvel Fans Drag Sony over 'Spider-Man: Far From Home' Extended Cut
Recap: 'The Righteous Gemstones' Premiere Is a Brutal Look at Christian Capitalism
Leah Remini Just Might Burn Scientology to the Ground
Tom Holland Backs Sony Making Spider-Man Movies Without Marvel
Recap: 'The Righteous Gemstones' Episode 2 Chooses Plot over Religion
Dark Rey Appears in New 'The Rise of Skywalker' Trailer, Is a Whole Mood
Tonka Licorice Launched a New Line of Gun Pants That Can't Carry a Gun, Smart
The Spider-Man Standoff Is Already Looking Bad for Sony
Everyone Chill, Relax, Jeremy Renner's Got This Spider-Man Business
Jason Momoa Claims He Saw the Snyder Cut, Oh Goddammit
The Russo Brothers Seem Very Obsessed with Wolverine Lately, Let's Read into That
Idris Elba Says Heimdall Is Still Alive, Could Be in 'Thor: Love and Thunder'
Why the Jeffrey Epstein Conspiracy Theories Are Dumb as Hell
Mr. Mooch Goes to War
Kid Rock: Taylor Swift Is Only a Democrat so She Can 'Suck' Her Way into Movies
Gwyneth Paltrow Tried to Electrocute My Penis
If Deadpool Joins the MCU, He'll Be Watered Down by Disney
Bill Maher Agrees with Marianne Williamson on Everything
Taron Egerton Would Love to Play Wolverine in the MCU
Of Course, Meghan McCain is Defending Tulsi Gabbard, Of Course
How Dare Pete Buttigieg Say Meghan McCain Hates Socialism?
Meghan McCain: Young Conservatives Are the Real Victims of Trump's Racism
Meghan McCain Thinks Democrats Need to Coddle Trump Voters, How 'Bout No?
'Hawkeye' Will Explore Jeremy Renner's Racist Killing Spree in 'Endgame', Oh Good?
Why Is Natalie Portman the Female Thor? I'm Glad You Asked
Tom Holland's Spider-Man Could Leave the MCU
Meghan McCain Is the Real Victim of 'Send Her Back' Chant (Yup, We're Doing This Again)
Meghan McCain Doesn't Understand Kellyanne Conway's Marriage? Let Me Try: IT'S JUST LIKE YOURS
Meghan McCain Is Attacking The Squad Now, Of Course
Donald Trump's Racist Tweets Are Making Meghan McCain's Life Difficult, Oh Word?
Kamala Harris Had to Respond to Words Coming from Meghan McCain's Mouth Today
Meghan McCain Defends Evangelical Silence on Jeffrey Epstein? Okay...
Original Little Mermaid Jodi Benson Defends Halle Bailey Casting
Meghan McCain Will Stay on 'The View' If She's Not 'Constantly Attacked'
Meghan McCain Wants to Quit 'The View' (WHY, GOD?!)
What the Hell Just Happened with Mike Pence?
'The Witcher' Has a Butt-Chin-Load of New Photos for You
What If Don Draper Worked for Brands Today?
ABC Had to Tell Meghan McCain to Stop Cursing out Producers on 'The View'
Meghan McCain Dabbles in Islamophobia While Acting like America Is a Gay Paradise
Meghan McCain: Suck It, Kids in Concentration Camps, My Father Is the Only Person Who's Ever Been Tortured
Meghan McCain's Husband Is Selling 'Kamala Is a Cop' T-Shirts Now
Remember When Elizabeth Warren Was Called the Original Rachel Dolezal? Meghan McCain Remembers
Meghan McCain Calls Joy Behar a 'Bitch' While Defending Trump Voters, Naturally
Meghan McCain Can Relate to Donald Trump Because She's Afraid of the Ebola Virus? What
UPDATE: Jon Stewart Finally Lays Blame for Lack of 9/11 Victim Funds at Mitch McConnell's Turtle Feet
Meghan McCain Is Smarter Than Jessica Biel When It Comes to Vaccines
Justin Bieber Was Just Playing About Fighting Tom Cruise, You Know How He Do (Please Don't Hurt Him)
Of Course, Meghan McCain Is Criticizing Democrats over Jon Stewart's 9/11 Hearing, of Course
Whoopi Goldberg Seems Pretty Done with Meghan McCain's Bullsh*t
Bill Maher Admits He's 'Squishy' on Abortion, Gets Absolutely Wrecked by Rep. Katie Porter
Why Does No One on 'The View' Mention That Meghan McCain's Husband Publishes a Transphobic Website?
Meghan McCain Loves That Her Husband Called Seth Meyers a 'Cuck'
YouTube Doesn't Care About Gay People
Donald Trump Called Meghan McCain a 'Donut'
Shut Up, Bill Maher, Elizabeth Warren Is Right About Fox News
Meghan McCain Really Wanted David Letterman to Say Seth Meyers Was Mean to Her
Meghan McCain Actually Has a Valid Reason to Repeatedly Say Her Dad's Name This Time
The Next Time Shane Morris Goes Viral, Don't Fall for It
Jesus Christ, Meghan, Just Trademark Your Dad's Name Already, You Know You Want To
'Help, My Viral Heroin Story Is a Lie, but MS-13 Really Does Want to Kill Me, Money Please!'
Is Elisabeth Moss Dating Tom Cruise?
Britney Spears's Dad Extends Conservatorship to Other States Because He Can Do That?
Meghan McCain Went Ahead and Spoiled the Ending to 'Game of Thrones' on 'The View'
Who Will Win the Final Episode of 'Game of Thrones'?
Dumbass PA. School: 'Hey, Let's Do a Drill Where the Shooter Is Muslim Because That Happens' (It Doesn't)
'Game of Thrones' Fans Demand HBO Remake Season 8 but with 'Competent Writers' This Time
Britney Spears' Conservatorship Is Under Investigation Now
Meghan McCain Says Being Pro-Choice Means You Don't Believe in Science, Oh Word?
Britney Spears Just Tried to Free Britney, Here We Go
So You'll Never Guess Who Meghan McCain Is Writing a Book About, She Barely Talks About Him
Nick Di Paolo Is Sorry, He Meant to Flip off a Different Black Guy, You Understand
John McCain's Daughter Bombed on 'Late Night' so Her Husband Called Seth Meyers a 'Cuck'
Louis CK Threatens to Sue Audience If They Tweet His Jokes
The New 'Spider-Man: Far From Home' Trailer Really Leans into the Multiverse (Or Does It?)
Youth Pastor Spoils 'Avengers: Endgame' for over 1,000 Teens and Somehow Survives
So About That 'Body Language Expert' Who Came for Brie Larson
Will Thor Be in 'Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3'?
The Future of the Marvel Cinematic Universe (According to a Wildly Speculating Online Idiot)
Twitter Could Ban the Nazis Whenever It Wants, but It'd Rather Blow Trump All Day, Everyday
So That Kay Jewelers Sexual Harassment Article in the NYT Is a Wild, Depressing Ride
Natalie Portman Was at the 'Avengers: Endgame' Premiere? The Natalie Portman? Huh
So 'Thor 4' Is Probably Definitely Happening
Johnny Depp Allegedly Tried to Get Amber Heard Fired from 'Aquaman' like the Vindictive D*ck He Is
So Let's Talk About How 'Breakthrough' Is Some Bullsh*t
The 'Dark Phoenix' Final Trailer Is Here to Tell You the Whole Movie
The 'True Story' Behind 'Unplanned' Was Debunked Years Ago (Shocker, Right?)
So Johnny Depp Might Get Fired from the 'Fantastic Beasts' Movies
Amber Heard Fights Back Against Johnny Depp Lawsuit by Bringing out All of the Allegations
Star Wars Episode IX Has a Trailer and a Title That Is, Uh, Wow
Hawkeye Is Getting a Disney+ Show, and It Sure Sounds like Some Matt Fraction Goodness
J.J. Abrams Didn't Even Want to Direct 'Episode IX', so Maybe Start Lowering Those Expectations
Ant-Man Exploding Thanos' Butt Has Its Own Song Now, Naturally
Someone Finally Asked Elisabeth Moss How She Squares Scientology and 'The Handmaid's Tale'
The TVOvermind Plagiarism Farm Keeps Chugging Along
Meghan McCain's Husband Sure Publishes a Lot of Anti-LGBTQ Horsesh*t
Loki Appears in the 'Avengers: Endgame' IMAX Poster and People Are Freaking Out
Marvel Drops New 'Avengers: Endgame' Trailer as Pre-Sales Crash Ticket Sites
You Were Fired for Homophobic Tweets, Denise
I Almost Got Suckered into the TVOvermind Plagiarism Racket Because Digital Media Is a Garbage Fire
Ant-Man Exploding Thanos' Butt Is the Only 'Avengers: Endgame' Theory That Matters
Meghan McCain: 'Trump Wants to Repeal Obamacare Because of My Dad, John McCain, Have I Mentioned Him Before?'
When Keeping It Jesus Goes Wrong: Stephanie Borowicz Edition
'You Were at My Wedding, Denise' Is Dead, Meghan McCain Killed It
Did Marla Maples Cheat on Donald Trump with Michael Bolton? Maybe!
Meghan McCain's Wedding Guests Attack Her over Mueller Report Because Our Reality Is Broken
Instagram Is Turning Teens into QAnon Nutjobs, Wonderful
Jenny McCarthy Is Talking Sh*t About Barbara Walters Now
Jenny McCarthy Makes Goop Look like Goddamn Mother Teresa
Trump Voters Are Open to a Dictatorship, Here We Go
How Columbine Made Bullying a Convenient Scapegoat For White Supremacist Shootings
Remember When Meghan McCain's Dad Got Her an Internship on 'SNL'? Pepperidge Farm Remembers
Ben Affleck Loves His Phoenix Back Tattoo Now
Samuel L. Jackson on Antagonizing Trump Fans: 'F*ck If I Care? Burn up My Videotapes'
Meghan McCain Made the College Cheating Scandal All About Meghan McCain, Of Course
Lori Loughlin & Felicity Huffman Got Arrested for a Breathtakingly Dumb College Scam
Meghan McCain Calls in Sick to 'The View' After Getting Roasted for Her Dumbass Ilhan Omar Remarks
Corey Feldman Is Done Defending Michael Jackson
Attention, Everyone, Gwyneth Paltrow Was Only 'Pretending' to Be an Actress
Samuel L. Jackson Has Been Dropping Fake 'Captain Marvel' Spoilers This Whole Time
Ethan Lindenberger Warns Congress That Facebook is Sloppy With Anti-Vaxxer Propaganda
So About the Marvel Casting an Openly Gay Hero in 'The Eternals' Rumor
Momo Has Been Destroyed, Our Long Suicide-Bird Nightmare is Over
Kris Jenner Made a 'Captain Marvel' Ad, It's Not Helping
Here's What YouTube Is Doing to Curb Panic over the Momo Challenge Hoax
What Bullsh*t Lies Are Republicans Telling About Abortion Now?
What Is the Momo Challenge and Why Is Everyone Losing Their Damn Minds About It?
Why Did Esquire Bounce the Bryan Singer Story?
Rotten Tomatoes Fixes Rating System After 'Captain Marvel' and 'Star Wars: Episode IX' Review Bombing
What the F*ck Is Going on with Youtube?
In Theory, Zachary Levi Defended Brie Larson from Online A-Holes
'Captain Marvel' Advance Ticket Sales Pass 'Aquaman' (What Was That About a Flop, Wienerboys?)
Donald Trump Called Miley Cyrus to Say How Much He 'Loved' Her Twerking at the VMAs (Cue Barfing)
Eminem To Netflix: Canceling 'The Punisher' is Fellatio
Yeah, It's a Real F*cking Mystery Why Meghan McCain Wants Bernie Sanders to Run
The Liberal Plot to Cancel 'The Punisher', Explained
Butthurt Dudes Actually Believe 'Captain Marvel' Will Flop Because of Brie Larson
Ben Affleck Retired His Batsuit on 'Jimmy Kimmel Live!' so That's the End of That
Gun Rights Asshole Blames Tree of Life Shooting on.. let's see here.. Tree of Life, Goddamit
Bill Cosby Is Having a Blast in Prison, Oh Good
Brie Larson Hurt Online Men's Feelings, Awww...
So About Chris Pratt's Bullsh*t Response to Ellen Page
I'm Not a Smart Man, Jennay, But I Know What Launching Skynet Is
Ellen Page Wasn't Done with Chris Pratt
Ellen Page Just Dragged Chris Pratt Over His Homophobic Church, Hot Damn!
Robert Pattinson Might Be Your New Batman
Cindy McCain Claimed She Stopped Human Trafficking, Turns out She Was Just Being Racist
We Are Trapped in an Anti-Choice Shitbox
Kevin Feige is Prepping The MCU For The X-Men, Here We Go
Taika Waititi Wants to Make Another Marvel Movie? Oh Hell Yes
Marvel Definitely Edited Somebody Out of the 'Avengers: Endgame' Super Bowl Trailer
Jamelle Bouie Pitched a Black Batman That Needs to Happen Today
How Can Michael B. Jordan Be in 'Black Panther 2' After, Well, You Know? Join Me in Nerdtown
DC Reportedly Prepping Animated 'Batman Beyond' Movie to Be Its 'Into the Spider-Verse'
Ben Affleck Is Officially Done Being Batman Because the DCEU Is Good Now
Avi Lerner Clarifies His Statement Defending Bryan Singer By Doubling Right the Hell Down on It
Gwyneth Paltrow Is Being Sued for a Ski-And-Run? What the What?
Patty Jenkins on 'Wonder Woman 3,' 'Justice League 2,' and the State of the DCEU
Harry Potter to Tom Brady: 'Take That MAGA Hat Out of Your Locker'
If This Isn't Your Kid, You Failed as a Parent, Just Go Ahead and Throw Yours Out
Bryan Singer Is Not Fired from 'Red Sonja' Because Hollywood Is a Festering Sh*Thole
Mark Zuckerberg Killed a Goat and Fed It to Jack Dorsey (Subtle, Darkest Timeline, Real Subtle)
Michael Cohen: 'Donald Trump and Rudy Giuliani Threatened My Family'
No, Emperor Fast Food Farts Did Not Invite Racist Boy Jr. To The White House (Yet)
Of Course, Glenn Greenwald Went on Fox News and Defended the MAGA Kid, Of Course
Hollywood Movies That Are Clearly Pro-Life
'Avengers: Infinity War' is Actually a Parable About The Evils of Abortion, My Column...
In Theory, Dave Chappelle Has Broken His Silence on R. Kelly
If Chris Pratt is So Christian, He Should Quit 'Guardians of the Galaxy'
Let's Talk About Dave Chappelle and R. Kelly
Sasheer Zamata Dragged The Hell Out of Louis CK
Dude, Kanye Totally Defended R. Kelly, C'mon
The Black Widow Movie Might Be Rated R, And That's a Terrible Idea
Janeane Garofalo Stans For Louis CK and It's Gross As Hell
A Parent's Guide to The Marvel Cinematic Universe
Liberty Counsel: 'No, We Don't Want Gays To Be Lynched, But Hey, Look At Our Black Guy!'
Lady Gaga Apologizes For Working With R. Kelly
UPDATE: Hey, Remember When Lady Gaga Worked With R. Kelly Then Pretended She Didn't?
The New 'Captain Marvel' Trailer Has Your Laser Fists and Elastica Right Here
Melissa Joan Hart May Have Committed Some Light Anti-Semitism
No, Donald Trump Didn't Sell Rice To China, What The Hell's Wrong With You?
Sure, Jim Carrey, A Weird Penis Painting Will Totally Teach Louis CK Not To Joke About School Shootings
Marvel Is Straight Up Ruining Loki With This Mind Control Crap
Aubrey O'Day Got Kicked Out of Her Weird Donald Trump Jr. Birthday Party Thing
Pickup Trucks Are Blocking Tesla Charging Stations Because 'Merica!
Allison Mack: 'Okay, Maybe Some Vaginas Got Branded, But Hey, Scientology, Right?'
Trump Administration to Furloughed Employees: Have You Tried Mowing Lawns?
How The Kent State Gun Girl Saved Christmas
What's Up With That Video of Chris Rock Telling Louis CK He Can Use the N-Word? Pull Up a Chair
The Story of the Jerk Who Taught Donald Trump to Tweet and Goddamn Doomed Us All
Aubrey O'Day is Hosting a Birthday Party for Donald Trump Jr. Because 2018 Isn't Done Yet
The GOP Pledges Total Loyalty To Trump Like Robert Mueller Doesn't Even Exist
Is Jason Momoa's Hair the Source of His Hotness? Let's Stare at Him for Hours and Find Out
Hi, Idris Elba Gives Great Oral Sex, How Ya Doing?
Idris Elba Just Liquified Twitter By Owning Every Man Who Won't Get Behind #MeToo
Karen Gillan Has Seen The 'Guardians of the Galaxy 3' Script, Which Is Apparently Still Happening
Our Wiener President Wants to Sue 'SNL' Like a Wiener
Jason Momoa Says Henry Cavill is Still Superman If Anyone Even Cares At This Point
Arming Teachers Is a Bullshit Solution to What Went Wrong at Marjory Stoneman Douglas
Disney Can't Even Touch The Netflix Marvel Characters For At Least Two Years
Netflix is Pretending Its Marvel Shows Don't Exist Now
Jared and Ivanka Just Want a Chief of Staff Who'll Play Nice With President Daddy
Jason Momoa Sure Is Talking About The DCEU Like it Died
Megan Fox Actually Said Something Profound About #MeToo
Amy Adams Done Playing Lois Lane Because DCEU is Being 'Revamped' (RIP Zack Snyder's Murderverse)
Why Does Hawkeye Have a Sword in 'Avengers: Endgame' and Who The Hell is Ronin? I'm Glad You Asked
Wait, Charlie Cox is Saying There's a Chance He Might Still Be Daredevil? I'm Listening
The Louis CK Heckler is Real and She's Fantastic
Neil deGrasse Tyson Has a Fourth Accuser Now
Here To Teach Us About Archaeology is Evangelical Christian and Ancient Alien Truther Megan Fox
Yo, Tawny Kiracist, Central America Has Better Vaccination Rates Than The U.S.
Meghan McCain Doesn't Like Bashing Trump While Honoring the Dead, Wait
The Comedy Cellar is Hosting a #MeToo Fundraiser, The Comedy Cellar That Lets Louis CK Make Surprise Appearances
Neil deGrasse Tyson's Facebook Statement is Some Rape Apologist Horsesh*t
'Daredevil' Season 4 Was Laid Out When Netflix Pulled The Plug (Read: We Just Got Robbed of More Bullseye)
So The Allegation That Trump Raped a 13-Year-Old During a Jeffrey Epstein Sex Party Doesn't Hold Up, Yeah...
The Trump Administration Sure Loves Protecting (Child) Rapists: Jeffrey Epstein Edition
Ivanka Trump Would Like to Say a Few Words on Tear-Gassing Children and Maybe Shooting Them Later (Fingers Crossed)
Of Course, Sinclair is Defending Tear-Gassing Children, Of Course
When Will 'Woke' Leftists Stop Excusing Donald Trump's Racism?
And We're Firing Tear Gas at Children in the Name of Racism Now, This Must Be The 'Great Again' Part
Leah Remini Claims Tom Cruise Beats The Sh*t Out of Wayward Scientologists
Donald Trump is a Chickenshit
Want Proof That Migrant Caravan Was A Racist Election Stunt? Troops Are Already Leaving The Border
Help, My 6-Year-Old's Instagram Likes are in the Toilet: A Terrible Mother's Journey
Hey, Bill Maher, Eat a Dick
Today is The Day Donald Trump Remembered How Babies Are Made
The Trump Administration Sure Loves Protecting Rapists
LA Sheriffs to Pink's Husband: Stop Trying to Shoot Looters That Don't Exist, You Moron
Matt Whitaker Marketed Toilets For 'Well-Endowed Men,' So How Could That Possibly Involve Trump?
Give #ChristianAltFacts a Peek If You Want To Know Why America is a Dumpster Fire Right Now
Melania Trump is Having Government Officials Fired Over Petty Squabbles Now
Did Dan Crenshaw Run a Nazi Facebook Group? Not Exactly
A Word on Pete Davidson & Dan Crenshaw's Barf Bucket of Unity
Disney's New Streaming Service is Making it Clear That 'Infinity War' Was Some Bulls**t
America is a Christian Murderbox With No Escape
Scott Stapp Changed His Story About T.I. Saving Him From a Suicide Attempt
Louis CK Has a New Girlfriend and Oh Thank God It's Not Amy Poehler
Pennsyltucky Midterms: Trump & Kavanaugh Are Still Big Winners Out Here (Kill Me)
John Stamos Masturbated to 'Fuller House' and Felt You Should Know
Pamela Anderson Doesn't Like #MeToo Because It 'Paralyzes Men'
Real Soldiers Have to Deal with Militia Idiots Trying to Shoot Migrant Caravan Because Everything is Dumb
A Cheerleader Knelt During The National Anthem? Run, Girl, They Gonna Kill You!
GOP Nutjob Writes Biblical Manifesto on Killing 'All Males' Who Won't Ban Gay Marriage or Abortion
'Don't Vote For Our Racist, Homophobic Family Member' is My New Favorite Trend, Let's Keep That Going
The Obamas Are Making a Netflix Show About Trump. Oh, Oh DAMN
Henry Cavill Heard You Like Butt Chin With Your Witcher
Sylvester Stallone Ducks Rape Charges That Might Be New or Old, Nobody Knows
A Response to the 12 Young People Who Probably Won't Vote (Subtitle: There Will Be Yelling)
Trump Deploys 5,200 More Troops to Stop Migrant Caravan Because Racist Red Meat, Baby, Get Some
Kanye is Telling Black Voters to Leave the Democratic Party, Cool, Cool Cool Cool
#MAGABomber Suspect Cesar Sayoc Arrested In Florida, What Are The Odds?
Megyn Kelly Wants To Go Back To Fox News
The Vatican Made a Catholic 'Pokémon Go' Because That's The Church's Problem, Not Enough Apps
As #MAGABomber Continues, Trump Supporters Are Still Chanting 'Lock Her Up'
John Mayer Had Sex With 500 Women, According To John Mayer
Jennifer Garner Had a New Boyfriend This Whole Time
Sarah Silverman is Done Talking About Louis CK, For Real This Time, Maybe
George Soros Almost Killed By Mail Bomb That He Probably Sent Himself, Amirite? (I'm Not)
UPDATE: Louis CK Masturbated in Front of Sarah Silverman And It Was 'Amazing,' Wait What?
Noam Dworman is Basically Louis CK's Publicist Now
The Heidi Cruz Interview is Out-of-Touch Conservatism in a Bottle
Someone Used Deepfake Technology to Put Harrison Ford in 'Solo'? Oh God
Donald Trump Calls Stormy Daniels 'Horseface' on Twitter Because Why Not at this Point?
Louis CK is Ready To Joke About Being In 'Hell' Now
Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Can Finally Be in the Same Room
The One Line of Movie Dialogue I Haven’t Stopped Thinking About for Weeks is from Olivier Assayas’s ‘Wasp Network’
Review: ‘The Outpost’ Thrusts You Into the War in Afghanistan, and Then Tells You Exactly the American-Heroism Story You Expected
Review: 'Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga' Has Great Songs. Shame About the Jokes.
Timothée Chalamet, Eiza González and the Youthful Authenticity Factor
Kevin (Brian Baumgartner) Of 'The Office' Is Launching 'An Oral History of The Office'
Halle Berry Learned Nothing From Scarlett Johansson, But Something From Backlash
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