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By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | March 24, 2025
If you live a joyous and envious life that doesn't involve being waterboarded by non-stop internet every waking hour, then you probably don't know that rumors of a Jennifer Aniston and Pedro Pascal romance took off like a freaking rocket today. They're already denying it, but naturally, that's just going to make things worse. Best of luck! (Page Six)
Is there any hope for original movies at the box office? (Lainey Gossip)
Is Goop beefing with Meghan Markle? (Celebitchy)
JD Vance is shipping his wife to Greenland. Cool and normal stuff. (Wonkette)
Linda Cardellini is Crystal Lake's Pamela Voorhees. (A.V. Club)
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Joe Gatto suddenly leaving Impractical Jokers is starting to look real bad. (Variety)
Nathan Lane was deemed "too gay" for Space Jam. (IndieWire)
Do not call Denzel Washington a "Hollywood actor." (The Wrap)
JD Vance is polling "worse than any new VP in the history of polling." (Mediaite)
Nick Denton started to hate Gawker toward the end. Same, buddy, same. (Daily Beast)
NTE says that if you aren’t familiar with Drew Afualo on TikTok you should pick up her book, Loud: Accepting Nothing Less than the Life You Deserve, because she has the big sister energy we all deserve in our lives. “I feel like her kindness is overlooked & underestimated, sometimes, because of the mocking tone of her videos, but it’s obvious to me, and to others like me, who understand that Drew’s responses are to bullying, they’re not bullying in and of themselves.” Who do you recommend people follow on social media? (Cannonball Read 17)
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