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Suri Cruise Would Like To Drop Her Last Name, Too, Please
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Suri Cruise Would Like To Drop Her Last Name, Too, Please

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | June 24, 2024

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Suri Cruise walked on stage to receive her high school diploma as simply “Suri Noelle.” Lot of that going around lately, and sincerely, good on you, kids. (Celebitchy)

Revisiting Swoki, the short, cursed relationship between Tom Hiddleston and Taylor Swift in the summer of 2016. (Lainey Gossip)

“And the sharks had tears in their eyes and they said, ‘Sir, sir.’” (Wonkette)

It brings me huge pleasure to report that my fellow Uproxx refugee and great guy Brian Grubb has brought his always entertaining scorecards to Vulture, and just in time for House of the Dragon Season 2. (Vulture)

The Boys was almost a film trilogy directed by… Adam McKay? Welp, glad we dodged that insufferable bullet. (Variety)

Is Kim Kardashian about to go sign the Constitution? (The Cut)

In her newsletter, Kayleigh wrote about how a tabloid fight for the exclusive rights to cover Catherine Zeta-Jones and Michael Douglas’ wedding led to a major courtroom battle. (Substack)

Ben Mendelsohn could be in Andor Season 2 after all. (Gizmodo)

Robert Pattinson is usually private as hell, but he can’t help but gush about his newborn daughter. Deepest apologies for any ovary-aching this may cause. (Page Six)

From Chris: Over on Why Did We Watch This, we’re talking Lost In Space, a misbegotten movie of the nostalgia craze in the ’90s that saw movies mine popular television of the ’50s and ’60s. William Hurt is sleepy, Heather Graham is wooden, and Blarp is like a living parody of a fun animal sidekick. (Apple)

Hamish Linklater is the new voice of Batman? Oh hell yes. (TVLine)

Lindsay Lohan and Jamie Lee Curtis are officially on the Freaky Friday 2 set. (Rolling Stone)

Carmelpie can’t remember how Foz Meadows’ political marriage of convenience, fantasy romance, A Strange and Stubborn Endurance, ended up on her “must buy” list, but she devoured it. “They are both big dumb cinnamon rolls and seeing them blunder their way towards mutual affection is extremely satisfying.” What was the last book you couldn’t put down? (Cannonball Read 16)