Brooke Hogan Completely Cut Off Her Family (Good for Her)

True story, I honestly forgot Hulk Hogan even had a family, but they came crashing into the tabloid headlines this week. His ex-wife, Linda, posted a video about how their daughter, Brooke, welcomed twins and didn’t tell anybody. She just completely peaced out years ago and never looked back. What I particularly love is the handwringing over why she might be mad at Hulk as if he didn’t make a sex tape with another man’s wife where he complained about Brooke dating Black guys. Gosh, I can’t imagine how that didn’t form a strong bond between them. (Us Weekly)

Is Colorado the hot new Hollywood destination? (Lainey Gossip)

Gene Hackman and Betsy Arakawa’s remains are still unclaimed. (Celebitchy)

Once again, do not get spiral into doom about the end of free and fair elections. Trump’s executive orders mean sh*t. Case in point: Elise Stefanik just got humiliated on the national stage because Republicans are afraid to lose her seat. (Wonkette)

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Paul Walter Hauser says Fantastic Four will be on par with Guardians of the Galaxy and Black Panther. I do not know if I would be writing checks that big. (Variety)

Pete Hegseth brought his wife to top secret meetings. Of course. (Daily Beast)

It sounds like the Bond blowup killed Jen Salke’s Amazon career. (AV Club)

Matt Damon got ripped as hell for Nolan’s The Odyssey. (Page Six)

Less than 1/4 of Americans want to defund NPR and PBS. (Mediaite)

WB Games just bailed on Hogwarts Legacy. (Kotaku)

From Roxana: who will buy this Dunkin’ body wash for Dustin? (Native)

Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!

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