Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | March 4, 2024
After presumably realizing that their latest statement only made things worse, someone in the Royal Family finally decided to trot Kate Middleton out in public and with her mother at her side. Might as well quash as many conspiracy theories as you can, right? At this point, I’m ashamed to admit that I immediately clocked that the woman in the passenger seat is really Kate and not her sister Pippa, whom I could spot in a crowd with my eyes closed. “But, Mike, that sounds like sorcery, strangely attractive sorcery.” How do I put this? Remember when Pippa’s butt overshadowed Kate’s wedding? That paid my rent for months, if not years, and I’d do it again. Put me back in, coach! (TMZ)
Gwyneth Paltrow displays her astonishing entitlement in a conversation with Dr. Ella Bell at The MAKERS Conference. (Lainey Gossip)
For someone who rails about drugs coming over the border, Donald Trump ran a White House that, frankly, explains Junior these days. There’s definitely a direct line between all of this and making Rumble videos next to day-drunk Kimberly Guilfoyle. (Wonkette)
From Dustin: Zack Snyder’s Rebel Moon director’s cut will be six hours long. Hahahahaha! (The Playlist)
Meanwhile, in the Land of Things People Actually Want to Watch, hot damn, House of the Dragon Season 2 is coming back fast. (Variety)
Godspeed, fired Twitter execs who are suing Elon Musk for $128 million. (The Verge)
From Kayleigh: France becomes the first country in the world to enshrine abortion rights in its constitution — a reaction to the rollback of protections in the United States. (Twitter)
Rebecca Ferguson was having one hell of a moment, and then this had to happen. The universe is a cold and indifferent place, my friends. (The Wrap)
Case in point: Jonathan Majors is already making red carpet appearances. (Page Six)
From Petr: Fury erupts after Exxon chief says public to blame for climate failures. (The Guardian)
Pour one out for Tim Blake Nelson’s role in Dune: Part Two. (THR)
From Jen: These Chilean Star Wars beer commercials are incredible. (Threads)
Happy International Women’s History Month! BlackRaven picked up Clar Angkasa’s Stories of the Islands because of its beautiful cover. She was pleased to find the inside equally beautiful with “[t]hree gorgeously illustrated, feminist-twist folktales, myths, stories” from Indonesia. What’s your favorite feminist retelling of a classic story? (Cannonball Read 16)
Fear is the mind killer pic.twitter.com/LjpC3Ttfe6
— Jo🌺🎬 (@Goldxn_Violin) March 4, 2024
