Holy Crap, Katie Holmes Is Actually Talking About Tom Cruise

I was deep in the gossip mines when Katie Holmes infamously divorced Tom Cruise thanks to a wild story that involved burner phones and her dad coordinating her escape with Suri in tow. In the 12 years since, Katie has been notoriously tight-lipped to the point where she never publicly acknowledged her reported relationship with Jamie Foxx. Clearly, some sort of NDA was in place, but it may have had an expiration date. In a potentially monumental move, Katie took to Instagram to shut down a Daily Mail report that Suri is a millionaire thanks to a trust fund from Tom that kicked in when she turned 18. We may be witnessing the opening of an incredible floodgate. Is it weird that I’m drooling right now? (Page Six)

Bennifer 2.0 is so over it needs a new word for over. (Lainey Gossip)

“Trump’s coming? Send the bald one.” (Celebitchy)

Speaking of, Trump has a very special thank you for all of the veterans who voted for him, and yes, their faces about to get eaten. How could you easily tell? (Wonkette)

From Nate: Director Steven C. Miller on bringing Werewolves to life. (Rue Morque)

Lance Bass lost everything after coming out as gay. (Daily Beast)

I haven’t been paying attention to this Azealia Banks and Matty Healy business, so let’s go ahead and take a lo— Jesus. (THR)

When James Gunn got the DC Studios gig, he immediately asked Ryan Reynolds if he’d come back as Green Lantern. Presumably as a joke, I hope. (Deadline)

We were robbed of a LEGO James Bond video game. (Kotaku)

Add John Waters to the list of directors who loved Joker 2. (Vulture)

Everyone realizes if/when this dude is found, he’s not going to be playing with a full deck, right? It feels like a lot of you aren’t prepared for that. (Jezebel)

Jake read Spook Street by Mick Herron, Guide Me Home by Attica Locke, and The Order by Daniel Silva before and just after the election. “They’re helping me both understand and meet the moment.” Are there works of fiction helping you process the current state of the world? (Cannonball Read 16)