Larry David Hurt Poor Bill Maher's Feelings

So, remember the other day when Larry David wrote an essay dunking all over Bill Maher’s dinner with Trump. Well, Bill got mad about it, and it is definitely in the newspaper that he got mad. Tell everyone you know. (Variety)

Are Walton Goggins and Aimee Lou Wood strategically not addressing their apparent beef? (Lainey Gossip)

Jeff Bezos and Lauren Sanchez want their wedding in Vogue. (Celebitchy)

The Department of Labor wants to imprison employees for telling the press how badly things are going. (Wonkette)

Gwyneth Paltrow is done with the Paleo diet, and apparently, healthy eating in general. She’s sick of it. (Page Six)

Not only did Pedro Pascal show up to the Thunderbolts* premiere wearing a trans right shirt, he later had words for J.K. Rowling. (Rolling Stone)

Switch 2 preorders are already a sh*t show at GameStop. (Gizmodo)

ESPN is gonna bench Shannon Sharpe for a while. Good call. (Deadline)

Bowen Yang brought down the house on The View this morning. (The Wrap)

Mobile Suit Gundam inspired Attack of the Clones’ biggest moment. (Polygon)

Gwen Stefani and Blake Shelton know the secret to a healthy marriage: Threesomes with God. (Daily Beast)

First of all, f*ck cancer. Second, Dome’Loki read Sarah Rees Brennan’s Long Live Evil, about a woman with stage 4 cancer who gets sucked into a fantasy world, as the villain, twice back to back. “Not only was it enjoyable to read the story again, this time I recognized all the clues that led up to the surprise at the end, giving the book a new angle to appreciate.” Which books have you started again as soon as you finished it? (Cannonball Read 17)

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