Gene Parmesan Has Gone to the Big Sombrero in the Sky

Howdy, folks. I’m filling in for Lainey today while she celebrates the 10th anniversary of following the advice of Alexander Joenks by sexually harassing successfully seducing her HR Manager! Maybe drop a little shout-out to Space Daddy and his lovely bride, on this… depressing post about how Martin Mull died. So many regrets right now. (Love ya, Lainey!)

Rest in Peace, Martin Mull. (Variety)

Paramount pulling titles they can’t maximize for profit is an early warning sign of what might be a massive period of library loss for streaming services. (Lainey Gossip)

Kelly Ripa hates eating on TV. (Celebitchy)

Uvalde officers indicted for not doing the one damn thing they were hired to do. (Wonkette)

From Emma: Someone help her. (Page Six)

J.K. Rowling is gunning for David Tennant. Lady, don’t even. (A.V. Club)

Chris Pratt knocked up Katherine Schwarzenegger again. (People)

Will Forte and Tina Fey are reuniting for a new Netflix series. (LateNighter)

It sure sounds like Dune 3 will arrive in December 2026. (The Wrap)

The Boys’ take on Black Noir is better than the comics. (The Mary Sue)

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