Jessica Simpson Is Making Another Run at Jeremy Renner

Jessica Simpson has apparently been hopping into Jeremy Renner’s Instagram comments, and she is not being subtle about taking another run at Hawkeye. “Mike, what do you mean by another?” You see, children, long ago before he was even an Avenger, Jessica and Jeremy reportedly had a sloppy, drunk night of passion. Now that she’s single, why not make it two or more? (Page Six)

Brittany Cartwright’s reaction to Jax Taylor’s Us Weekly interview confirms that she is done with him. (Lainey Gossip)

Legitimately big news in the royal realm. (Celebitchy)

Chugging cod liver oil is somehow making measles patients even sicker. How weird. Who’d have thunk? (Wonkette)

From Chris: Drag superstars Trixie and Katya really hated Emilia Pérez. Here’s a super-cut of them clowning on it. (YouTube)

Let Brian fire the Phillie Phanatic’s hot dog cannon. (Type Click Type)

OK, maybe this Warner Bros. regime really does hate Looney Tunes. (Deadline)

Every Hunger Games book gets more blunt about the message fans keep missing. (Polygon)

From Chris: I had the pleasure of rediscovering this classic video from the internet of yore, and I hope the song gets stuck in your head like it did in mine. (YouTube)

Netflix’s Devil May Cry brought Evanescence back to life. (Gizmodo)

Max’s big bet on The Pitt paid off. (Vulture)

We’re past the time you usually see wrap-up posts of the previous year, but it’s still worth it to look at all Cannonball Read accomplished in 2024. Find out the most popular books and authors read by Cannonballers, how much they made in donations, and links to all of the Cannonballers who read and wrote reviews last year. (Cannonball Read 17)

From Andrew:

Happy baseball day to those who celebrate

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