Selena Gomez Is Already Squashing Those Kylie Jenner Rumors

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | January 8, 2024 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | January 8, 2024 |

In a shocking display of Kris Jenner’s immeasurable power — which only further proves my theory that she’s the Devil, the literal goddamn Devil — Selena Gomez is already squashing the only interesting thing to happen at the Golden Globes. Namely, the rumor that Kylie Jenner prevented Gomez from taking a photo with Timothée Chalamet. Selena’s team denied the interaction even happened in a quote to PEOPLE, so you know it’s serious. Cross Kris Jenner and her ass-powered brood at your own peril. (PEOPLE)

Elizabeth Debicki looks unrecognizable unless you’ve seen Widows and/or Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3. In which case, you probably clocked her. (Lainey Gossip)

Our Christmas tree may still be up. Is that bad? (Celebitchy)

The QAnon Shaman wants his horny hat back, so someone’s about to be entirely back on their bullsh*t. Good luck, buddy. (Wonkette)

From Dustin: Substack caved. Sort of. (Platformer)

The View thinks Taylor Swift should’ve sucked it up and smiled at Jo Koy’s joke. That’s some real MY FATHER energy, ladies. What’s going on over there? (Uproxx)

From Emma: Poor girl had to answer the same question about Jeremy Allen White in his underwear at least four times, and she stayed strong. (Instagram)

Jordan Harper is working with Ed Brubaker on a Criminal series for Amazon? Hell to the f*ck yeah. (Deadline)

From Petr: Longtime Magic: The Gathering artist Dave Rapoza has quit after Wizards of the Coast got caught lying about AI art. (Eurogamer)

Nike stood by Tiger Woods after he got caught plowing porn stars in the parking lot of Subway, and this is how he repays them? SMH… (THR)

From Kayleigh: King. (Twitter)

AndtheIToldYouSos came roaring back into Cannonball Read 16 with a book with a bike on the cover. “Bob Mortimer is the master of a bananas-yet-mundane adventure, and the shaggy dog that is The Clementine Complex can most certainly hunt.” Have you watched this comedian tell tales on the British panel show, Would I Lie to You? (Cannonball Read 16)

From Roxana:

i love this picture from the denver zoo so much . fish at the doctor pic.twitter.com/nJuFSg4fI1

— ️ 𓆨 amelia (@kcalbug) January 8, 2024