The Secret Service Is Already Investigating John Schneider

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | December 21, 2023 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | December 21, 2023 |

Because Fox still hasn’t learned a lesson in not inviting right-wing nutjobs onto The Masked Singer, John Schneider is reportedly getting his very own Secret Service investigation after he followed his unmasking by tweeting that President Joe Biden should be “publicly hung.” It looks like them Duke boys are in trouble again. Or at least one of them. Do I even want to know Tom Wopat’s political views? No one tell me. (Deadline)

Mariah Carey is serving looks again in Aspen minus Bryan Tanaka. (Lainey Gossip)

Cameron Diaz: Normalize married couples having separate bedrooms. (Celebitchy)

The Federalist has some dumb sh*t to say about Hallmark movies, and yes, I realize I could’ve stopped after “sh*t.” (Wonkette)

From Andrew: Zack Snyder, the director people love to hate. (The Atlantic)

Users flocked to Threads as Twitter, once again, completely crashed for hours. (Gizmodo)

From Chris: Gamer “handling breakup well” redownloads Disco Elysium. (Hard Drive)

There’s a pretty sweet LEGO set coming for the Twi-hard in your life. (The Mary Sue)

Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck still have PTSD from their first romance. (Page Six)

From Kayleigh: Her daughter disappeared. That’s when the true-crime nightmare began. Why did the internet try to turn a simple tragedy into a salacious mystery? (Rolling Stone)

Is anyone else concerned that OpenAI suddenly feels the need for an entire team to help prevent a robot apocalypse? What did you nerds do? (The Daily Beast)

From Steven: Critical public health announcement for our readers: penile fractures rise — ba-dum — 43% on Christmas Day. (The Guardian)

When an author of a book Travis_J_Smith liked mentioned Michael Hall’s children’s book about a misidentified crayon, he went out and got it. “Red: A Crayon’s Story tells its readers that there’s only good to be gained from being yourself, whether that conforms to those preconceived ideas or not.” Which authors’ recommendations will immediately send you to the store or library? (Cannonball Read 15)

Programming Note: Hey, folks, you won’t be getting another Pajiba Love out of me until after Christmas, so I want to sincerely wish you all Happy Holidays. However you spend this time of year, I hope it’s full of peace, comfort, and delicious food stuffs. See you next week!