Ben Affleck Moved Out While Jennifer Lopez Is in Europe

In what is hopefully an end to this saga that seems like it will last until the heat death of the universe, Ben Affleck has reportedly moved his things out of the mansion he shares with Jennifer Lopez. She’s currently in Europe without him, so it’s probably notable he waited until then to pack his sh*t. Or not, I dunno! This thing has lasted forever, but people keep clicking on it, and we have bills to pay, so drink up! (People)

Kenya Moore’s shocking exit from Real Housewives of Atlanta. (Lainey Gossip)

Capri pants are back in style for summer. (Celebitchy)

Aileen Cannon is still very, very, very bad at her job. (Wonkette)

If you’re going to declare that people are “exasperated” by Joe Biden’s debate performance, maybe don’t cite sh*t-stirring progressives on Twitter who have been attacking the Democratic Party in the name of Bernie since 2015. Hamilton Nolan and Ken Klippenstein think Biden should step down? Wow, what a shocking turn of events! Talk about a game-changer. (The Mary Sue)

Tractor Supply would like everyone to know that it hates DEI, Pride parades, and the environment just to be safe. (CNN)

The Umbrella Academy showrunner Steve Blackman has been accused of a “long history of toxic, bullying, manipulative, and retaliatory behavior.” (The Wrap)

Eric Dane opens up about being let go from Grey’s Anatomy. (TVLine)

Billy Ray Cyrus keeps sounding more and more gross. (Page Six)

This was fascinating read about Batman: Caped Crusader with Bruce Timm and Hamish Linklater, which set the record straight the show isn’t a revival of The Animated Series. But it is a remix. (IGN)

Justin Timberlake is already joking about his DUI. Of course. (THR)

Martin Short digging up Jiminy Glick the morning after that “Martin Short isn’t funny” article ran pic.twitter.com/0L2qvDdYph

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