Alec and Hilaria Baldwin Made Too Many Kids, So Time for a Reality Show

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | June 4, 2024 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | June 4, 2024 |

In what I can only assume is some sort of The Jinx-type situation, but every five minutes a newborn baby catapults across the screen, Alec and Hilaria Baldwin are set to star in a new reality series for TLC. I’m no relationship expert, but when your marriage starts to look exactly like Jon and Kate Gosselin’s, that’s probably a good sign. You’re doing great. (Variety)

Anthony Mackie does reshoots for Captain America: Brave New World that Marvel undoubtedly hopes will be a Black Panther repeat. (Lainey Gossip)

Prince Andrew won’t move into some sort of frog house unless King Charles gives a bucket of money to keep quiet? Did I do that right? (Celebitchy)

Disinformation factory Epoch Times is also a money laundering crime factory. (Wonkette)

From Kayleigh: “I’m a big old gay.” Baby Reindeer star Jessica Gunning publicly comes out for the first time. (Gay Times)

I completely forgot Tom Brady dated Tara Reid, and nobody do the math on how long ago that was. I’m still young, dammit, young and fancy-free! (Page Six)

From Petr: Netflix released Takashi Miike’s new film without telling anyone. Please stop doing this! (The Guardian)

Yup, nothing attracts advertisers like placing their products next to hardcore pornography. Disney and Coca-Cola will be putty in Elon Musk’s hand. (The Verge)

From Tori: Ex-f*cking-SCUSE ME? “The Northeast U.S. is bracing for an invasion of giant venomous spiders with half-inch-long legs that can parachute through the air.” (CBS News)

I wasn’t particularly blown away by Gen V. It was fine. But adding Hamish Linklater to the mix? I’m listening. (TVLine)

From Chris: McSweeney’s is here with a fun mad-libs template for all the still-Trumper voters out there who need to explain why they’re still voting for him. (McSweeney’s)

While the central love story in A Power Unbound wasn’t her favorite, Dome’Loki did think the book was a satisfying conclusion to The Last Binding trilogy. “It’s a creative world, an intricate magic system…with queer love stories in Edwardian England, always engaging with at times gripping adventure.” Which series enders have you found satisfying? (Cannonball Read 16)