Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | March 31, 2025
As you’ve probably seen by now, Morgan Wallen abruptly walked off the SNL stage instead of sticking around and mingling with the cast like every guest has done since the dawn of time. Wallen followed up the move by posting a window shot from his plane with the caption, “Get me to God’s country.” Kenan Thompson did not love that phrasing. He was not a fan. (EW)
Luenell is sorry she made Pete Davidson uncomfortable. (Lainey Gossip)
Actually, Chappell, it’s not impossible. It’s pretty easy. (Celebitchy)
Why isn’t George Soros paying any of us to heckle Elon Musk? (Wonkette)
From Andrew: Pretty interesting read about one of the biggest stories to emerge from MLB’s opening weekend: FAT BATS. (ESPN)
When you woke up this morning, did you think to yourself, “Gosh, I hope I learn about Jessica Simpson drinking snake sperm?” Well, today’s your lucky day. (Instagram)
Roxana wrote about Paul American, a shallow reality show that refuses to engage in real moments unless it involves outdoor peeing. (Vulture)
The DOGE kids want to replace the Social Security Administration’s entire COBOL code-base. Here’s why that would be a super stupid idea. (Bluesky)
From Chris: On Why Watch, we’re talking Richard Kelly’s The Box, a movie that dares to ask “What would happen if we made Cameron Diaz do a Southern accent?” and “What if everything was a box?” It’s the conspiracy thriller made by the man who felt Southland Tales was too easy to understand, and we had a blast chatting about it. (Apple Podcasts)
I would also bail on Marvel to make a pilot with Cristin Milioti. Well played, Elizabeth Olsen, well played… (Deadline)
Jason Statham is the last of the strong silent types. (Rolling Stone)
For the love of God, Glen Powell and Sydney Sweeney are not dating. (The Cut)
Today is Trans Day of Visibility. So that her daughter would have access to them later, MamaOrca bought a bunch of books that had been banned or challenged before they get banned nationwide, including Alex Gino’s Melissa. “It is honest about the struggles and negativity a trans kid faces in their every day life while also creating a positive picture of how small changes can make a child’s life beautiful.” Have you read a book by a trans author that you recommend? (Cannonball Read 17)
Whenever I go to buy a car, I think to myself "boy wouldn't it be great if this place was protected by a bunch of confederate wannabes"
— AdotSad (@adotsad.bsky.social) March 31, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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