Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | March 17, 2025
Ana de Armas dated Ben Affleck, so right off the bat, we have to assume her taste in men leans toward messy with a side of “oh no.” Which brings us to the recent rumors that she’s dating Tom Cruise. While everyone’s favorite yet problematic Space Jesus seems to be in Ana’s wheelhouse, we have seen shady efforts before to make it look like Cruise is involved with a woman that he most definitely was not. Hayley Atwell got chewed up by that machine, so something to keep in mind. (PEOPLE)
Robert Pattinson and Suki Waterhouse have a cute family outing in LA, but Mickey 17 didn’t have a great weekend at the box office. (Lainey Gossip)
Hilaria Baldwin was just “code-switching,” you guys, and I have no idea why she keeps bringing this back up. Oh right, narcissism. (Celebitchy)
After the 2024 election, I would’ve bet cash money on Gavin Newsom locking down the nom in 2028. Not liking those odds anymore. Not liking them one bit. (Wonkette)
From Andrew: Hacks, and not the cool HBO kind. (Vulture)
Because this situation refuses to get less bizarre, Gene Hackman’s wife, Betsy Arakawa, reportedly called her doctor the day after medical examiners said she died. (Page Six)
Horizon Zero Dawn and Mythic Quest actor Ashley Burch has some thoughts on Sony demonstrating how they can replace her with AI. (Kotaku)
This one’s for Dustin: Jason Ritter has joined Lanterns. (THR)
From Petr: Our goth king out there doing the good work. (NME)
Yes, Lindsay Lohan’s father is still a piece of sh*t. (TMZ)
RIP Village Roadshow. (The Wrap)
Zirza is flabbergasted that Hanya Yanagihara’s A Little Life was so well received by critics, because so little made sense. “There’s a subplot about JB’s budding meth addiction that’s resolved by *checks notes* dinner at his mother’s house and a stern talking to (meth, as we know, is known for being a super easy habit to kick).” Which books have had critical acclaim but made you scratch your head? (Cannonball Read 17)
From Andrew:
Ah, he never disappoints.
— Dr. Sabrina Mittermeier (@smittermeier.bsky.social) March 17, 2025 at 12:05 PM
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