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50 Cent Flirted With Lauren Boebert Because Our Reality Is Broken

By Mike Redmond | Celebrity | June 6, 2024 |

By Mike Redmond | Celebrity | June 6, 2024 |


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I’m going to need someone to unplug the simulation and then plug back it in because, somehow, I’m looking at photos of 50 Cent and Lauren Boebert smattered between some light Twitter flirting. If I may rap with the youth for a moment, it sure seems like 50 put the rizz on Boebert. (Somewhere one of my kids just Googled how Shiloh Jolie changed her last name and where they can get in on that.)

In a set of posts flagged by TMZ, here’s Boebert boasting to her followers that she met with the rapper. I gotta say that’s a bold move considering most of her party would love to outlaw this type of interaction. Christ, Clarence Thomas is out here trying to tear down Brown v. Board of Education, but expecting Boebert to be aware of any of that is like asking a squirrel to drive a car. She’s just here to grab nuts.

50 Cent’s post was more flirty as he told Boebert that she’s “making the White House look good,” and I get it. Maybe there was a musical production nearby. Celebs, they’re just like us.

Now, you may be thinking, wait a minute, isn’t 50 Cent cool? Is he not hip, jiggy with it? No, Mike, he’s not because “In da Club” came out 21 goddamn years ago. Go eat your oatmeal and get serious about estate planning.

You see, like Caitlyn Jenner, 50 supports the political party that looks after his true demographic: Rich people. Case in point, 50 voted for Trump in 2020. (Yup.) Equally as damning, while he was visiting Boebert on Capitol Hill on Wednesday, the rapper actually parroted the butt-stupid right-wing talking point that Black people like Trump now because he’s a criminal.

“I see them identifying with Trump,” 50 Cent told reporters via The Daily Beast. “Because they got RICO charges.”

Considering my wife and kids call me “Casper” — I’m not even joking. What is the sun? — I have no idea how much pull 50 Cent has in the Black community these days. I’m guessing not much since we didn’t hear about a “50 Cent bump” in 2020. That said, Black voters are the bedrock of the Democratic Party, and they didn’t deserve to wake up to sh*t like all Black people are criminals. Thanks, 50.

P.S. Notice how he didn’t go anywhere near Marjorie Taylor Greene? Turns out hating that “bad-built butch body” is bipartisan. There’s hope for America yet.

(Via TMZ)