Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | March 5, 2025
After the two were spotted being “affectionate” while playing paintball, the gossip rags have lit themselves on fire over the possibility that Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner want to get back together. He’s reportedly all about it, she… not so much. If she’s smart, she’s halfway out of the country by now. (Page Six)
It’s clear from Zoë Kravitz’s interview with ELLE that she broke up with Channing Tatum. (Lainey Gossip)
There are two Efrons? And one of them doesn’t shower? (Celebitchy)
Elizabeth Warren would like to know if Bobbaaay thinks nutrition is a substitute for vaccines. (Wonkette)
From Andrew: A school district rejected a Black author’s book about Tulsa for its curriculum. Then the community decided to act. (ContrabandCamp)
Joey Pants in The Last of Us Season 2? Love it. (A.V. Club)
My primary bread and butter kept me busy last night, so I never got a chance to find out what Al Green was yelling at Trump until just now. Naturally, it was some righteous sh*t, and Green would do it again. (Mediaite)
Disney just scrapped FiveThirtyEight, and I genuinely feel bad for everyone over there who is not Nate Silver. (Daily Beast)
More Cybertrucks should be ran out of parades. Keep this up. (Gizmodo)
From Nate: Taco Bell remains the only corporation to truly get its customers by introducing the Queso Crisp at its Live Más event; a taco made with a shell made entirely of cheese. (Taco Bell)
Who would like to know about Walton Goggins’ penis double? (The Wrap)
Arto Paasilinna’s modern Finnish classic, The Year of the Hare, is celebrating its 50th birthday, and making jormis long for a slower, more colorful world. “The book has many more stories, such as a long and semi-mythical bear hunt and even more drinking. The important thing is that Vatanen clings to the hare the whole time.” Which books make you think of running away from modern life? (Cannonball Read 17)
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