Why Would Mila Kunis Leave Ashton Kutcher? They're Both Awful

By Mike Redmond | Celebrity | September 26, 2024 |

Thanks to Ashton Kutcher’s well-documented friendship with Diddy, rumors that Mila Kunis is divorcing Kutcher in the wake of the rapper’s arrest became so rampant that the couple’s team went directly to PEOPLE to put out the fire with not one but two sources.

“This is absolutely ridiculous and false,” said the first source. “Ashton has no involvement in any of this. He doesn’t belong in this conversation about Diddy. Ashton has only seen Diddy in a handful of social and business events, all of which have been documented by the media,” said the other.

You know what? I actually believe the talk of Kutcher and Kunis divorcing is just rumors — because they’re the worst. This is a couple who watched Danny Masterson be found guilty of rape, and their immediate reaction was to write a letter to the judge asking for leniency. A letter that they hoped would remain secret, but when it went public, their defense was basically, “You jerks weren’t supposed to see that.” They’re a match made in sh*tbag heaven.

More importantly, let’s circle back to one of those PEOPLE quotes. Namely, this one: “Ashton has only seen Diddy in a handful of social and business events.” Oh, word? He told a very different story to Hot Ones back in 2019.

For obvious reasons, Kutcher’s interview with Sean Evans continues to resurface as the Diddy situation gets worse by the minute. While the most damning portion is when Kutcher brags about “Diddy parties” and how he can’t talk about what goes down, this little nugget jumped out at me in light of Kutcher’s team trying to act like he barely knows Diddy.

Via Page Six:

The father of two explained that he and the hip-hop star “became fast friends” who “used to hang out and watch football together.”
Kutcher said Combs once came over to his house just before the former was set to go for a run.

“He’s like, ‘Oh, I’ll go for a run with you,’” the “Just Married” star shared, adding that “about halfway through” their jog, Combs confessed that he was “running out of gas.”

Kutcher then claimed that, while surrounded by paparazzi, Combs asked him to “slow down” inconspicuously so it wouldn’t look like he couldn’t “finish this thing.”

Call me old-fashioned, but that sure doesn’t sound like total strangers who only interacted at “a handful of social and business events.” That sounds more like Diddy had a key to Ashton Kutcher’s house, and someone should probably be sweating how many times they’re on camera doing God knows what.

You can watch Ashton Kutcher bragging about Diddy parties at the 11:00 mark below: