Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | June 6, 2024
Ashton Kutcher wrote a letter to the judge requesting leniency for Danny Masterson after he was convicted of rape, so he’s exactly the sort of dead-eyed weirdo that you’d expect to get behind AI and not give a single sh*t about what it will do to people’s jobs. How else can he pretend to be a visionary in tech while not secretly being a moron? (Variety)
Warner Bros is wrangling with Bong Joon-ho over a “more accessible” cut of Mickey 17 because they can’t just trash his latest film for a write-off. (Lainey Gossip)
Brad Pitt isn’t ready to “give up on his children.” Yeah, man, I don’t think that’s up to you. They might have some thoughts on that. (Celebitchy)
Always nice to see PA in the news for — let’s see — refusing to put free tampons in schools because it will turn kids into commies. James Carville was right. (Wonkette)
Kayleigh wrote about the underrated British demon-slaying comedy Crazyhead. (Primetimer)
Francis Ford Coppola will have you know that he’s not “touchy-feely,” so everyone calm down about this groping extras business, alright. (A.V. Club)
Since we’re ragging on Warner Bros. today, Suicide Squad: Kill the Justice League blew a $200 million hole in its video games division. (The Verge)
Ivanka Trump’s new rule is… Kim Kardashian BFF #3? Okay. (Page Six)
From Emma: Abbi Jacobson and Jodi Balfour are married! (Cultured)
Bowen Yang is tired of being asked about Shane Gillis. (LateNighter)
The just-announced Hunger Games book already has a movie lined up. Of course. (THR)
Pooja expected less from You’ll Do: A History of Marrying for Reasons Other Than Love by Marcia A. Zug than she got. “[W]hat I got was a more serious contemplation of the intertwining of marriage, law, and women’s rights - not what I was looking for, maybe, but something I definitely liked better.” Would you marry someone for reasons other than love? (Cannonball Read 16)
From Roxana:
“Lemon, we’re shifting to a reality tv model. I just bought a show featuring an mature father, seven of his eight children, and their yoga instructor mom who may or may not be Spanish.” pic.twitter.com/a702Al7DfQ
— Rohita Kadambi (@RohitaKadambi) June 6, 2024
