Britney Spears Is Finally Done Paying Kevin Federline

Before everyone realized the god awful truth of what Britney Spears was going through, her child support payments to Kevin Federline was the stuff of legends. I very distinctly remember dudes marveling at the thought of getting the mother of all paydays for knocking up Britney Spears. The aughts were a different age. Anyway, that gravy train has ended. Now that Jayden is 18, Britney has reportedly cut her last $10,000 check. Ol’ K-Fed was getting two of those a month, but not anymore! How quickly will he go broke? Let’s start the countdown. (TMZ)

David Duchovny regrets how his relationship with Gillian Anderson deteriorated, but it seems like they’re better now! (Lainey Gossip)

Searches for birth control options are surging. (Celebitchy)

Raise your hand if Jesse Watters’ mom invited you to Thanksgiving. (Wonkette)

From Kayleigh: It continues to fascinate me how a very Jewish song about good pussy was turned into a corrupt Christmas number, but this does explain a few things. (Texas Monthly)

John Mulaney tried to tell everyone that he’s not perfect. (A.V. Club)

From Jen: Whoopi Goldberg launches first women’s global sports network. (PinkNews)

Elon Musk is a deeply, deeply unfunny man. (Variety)

From Roxana: It’s family “sex scene” night. Huh. (The Cut)

So, remember how everyone was up in arms about trying to save the historic Jim Henson studio? Well… (Deadline)

No, Kamala’s campaign did not pay Oprah $1 million. (THR)

Pooja got some great nostalgic vibes from Moniquill Blackgoose’s debut YA fantasy, To Shape a Dragon’s Breath. “I also really enjoyed how the author made good use of the distance that fantasy provides to place a magnifying glass on how Indigenous and colonizing cultures can coexist, clash, and sometimes cross-pollinate each other, with all the complications that entails.” What are some other favorite books with dragons? (Cannonball Read 16)