Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | April 6, 2025
If there’s one good thing to come out of the Snow White debacle, it’s that Disney has finally pumped the brakes on churning out tepid live-action remakes. Tangled has reportedly been put on “pause” after Snow White crashed and burned at the box office thanks to Rachel Zegler and/or Gal Gadot, whichever one your in-group hates the most. I’m sure you’ll let us know in the comments. (THR)
Rachel Brosnahan looks ready to meet her moment as Lois Lane. (Lainey Gossip)
Theo James is the betting markets’ pick for James Bond. (Celebitchy)
The time Justin Trudeau gave Trump a picture of his grandpa’s brothel. (Wonkette)
From Roxana: Oscillascope Labs talking about how much Amazon pays film companies, which is literally pennies. (Instagram)
The latest Superman controversy is about… dem cheeks? (The Mary Sue)
From Jen: We love to see it. “Cybertrucks reportedly stand as auto industry’s biggest flop ever.” (Raw Story)
Bill Murray still thinks his misconduct that shut down Being Mortal is funny. (A.V. Club)
From Chris: A Lifetime movie about Chili’s. (Instagram)
Glen Powell got Arnold Schwarzenegger’s blessing for The Running Man. (Deadline)
From Roxana: Wild, cheer acrobatic flying through the air stunt sh*t. (Bluesky)
Ready to feel old? Eminem is a grandpa. (Page Six)
RIP Jay North. (The Wrap)
If you are looking for a lighthearted romp about twenty-somethings stuck at an amusement park during a storm, genericwhitegirl says don’t pick up Mike Bockoven’s FantasticLand. “But if you’re leaning toward murder and heads on a stick level violence, then this is the book for you! Think Lord of the Flies but with adults and multiple tribes.” Which books with ridiculous levels of violence have you found entertaining? (Cannonball Read 17)
