Britney Spears Didn't Like Sabrina Carpenter's VMAs Performance

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 12, 2024 |

By Mike Redmond | Pajiba Love | September 12, 2024 |

I’m trying to put this delicately because I’m well aware of Britney Spears’ situation — most particularly in 2007 and the years after — but when it comes to criticizing VMAs performances, she should probably take a knee. Unfortunately, Britney did not do that. Instead, she called Sabrina Carpenter’s performance “weird” because the former Girl Meets World star kissed an alien. Britney was really confused by that. Troubled, you might even say. Is it because she once saw an alien in real life and didn’t know you can kiss them? These are the thoughts that keep me up at night. (Page Six)

The Shannon Sharpe live-streamed sex audio has Stephanie equal parts grossed out and super intrigued. (Lainey Gossip)

Patti LuPone would rather eat a “death wing” than apologize to Madonna. (Celebitchy)

Aiden Clark and his parents did not deserve this. (Wonkette)

From Dustin: “Mostly for Lainey, but also, I love that Travis Kelce is exactly the kind of boyfriend you’d think he’d be.” (Threads)

So, you listened to the Talk Tuah podcast… (Vulture)

Earlier today, I launched another volley in my dumb-stupid campaign to convince people that the Robert Battison-verse is dead, so of course, Matt Reeves has confirmed that the films will still be a trilogy. One of us has to lose here, and everyone knows that’s going to be me, right? OK, good. (Deadline)

Hasbro thinks D&D adopting AI is inevitable. (Gizmodo)

Behind the Pajiba walls, we’re convinced that Trump is either banging Laura Loomer — hence Marjorie Taylor Greene’s jealousy — or the Republicans have found a scapegoat for when he inevitably loses to Kamala. My stance: Why not both? (Mediaite)

Dave Bautista is losing all that weight so he doesn’t look like a hulking giant next to other actors. Understandable. (Variety)

Walmart finally gave the people what they want: Texas Roadhouse Cinnamon Butter. (Mary Sue)

Cannonball Read’s October 12 book club is going to be all about the Murderbot Diaries. All registered Cannonballers are invited to join the conversation. Whether you love, hate, or are indifferent to SecUnit, all opinions are welcome. Not registered? It’s never too late to sign up. (Cannonball Read 16)