Kate Middleton Has Been Spotted in Public; Light the Beacons!

As Kensington Palace continues to look like bumbling idiots for releasing a blatantly Photoshopped image of Kate Middleton that caused every non-royal teat-sucking publication to flag the British monarchy as unscrupulous weirdos who aren’t to be trusted, her royal highness stepped out in public weeks ahead of her Easter reveal date to presumably quiet things down. However, the footage is from 800 yards away and might as well be Sasquatch, so we’re right back where we started. Granted, it does look like Kate, but it’s so grainy that I don’t know what the hell we’re trying to do here. God forbid she’s photographed from somewhere that isn’t the International Space Station. What are they trying to hide and why couldn’t it have been a BBL? I had so much money riding on the BBL… (TMZ)

Anne Hathaway is overwhelmed by the horny response to The Idea Of You. (Lainey Gossip)

Tommy Tuberville is tired of these dang Satanic cults refusing to force religion on anyone. (Wonkette)

From Kayleigh: Meagan Good says she’s the happiest she’s been in a long time with Jonathan Majors. Honey, run. (PEOPLE)

Original The Crow director Alex Proyas came out and said what we’re all thinking: The reboot is an affront to Brandon Lee’s legacy. (Uproxx)

Fast & Furious superfan Christopher Nolan also loves him some Godzilla. (IndieWire)

From Jen: I want to sh** on this but it’s absolutely the type of project I spitballed over blunts with people in college. (Variety)

Marvel now says it didn’t actually fire X-Men ‘97 showrunner Beau DeMayo. The two simply “parted ways,” so looking forward to finding out what really happened there when someone starts talking. And they will. (A.V. Club)

The Daily Show’s attempt at having co-hosts didn’t go well. (LateNighter)

When you read a thriller, do you try to figure out the end as you go? Finnyfinfinn thought she knew where Nalini Singh’s There Should Have Been Eight was going, but she was only 5% right. “The end is a roller coaster ride through the twists and turns.” (Cannonball Read 16)

No, Mike, don’t get excited about this. It’s just a poster, one poster. Ahsoka had a solid trailer, and that show was garbage. Pull up. Pull up!

Tomorrow. #TheAcolyte pic.twitter.com/ILIfVu11ve

— Star Wars (@starwars) March 18, 2024