Who Ordered the Justin Timberlake Mugshot?

The Justin Timberlake mugshot is already in, and so are reports that the cop who arrested him was so young that he had no freaking clue who Timberlake even is. Chef. Kiss. (Page Six)

Kenya Moore’s suspension from RHOA over an alleged revenge porn incident leaves Bravo at another ethical crossroads. (Lainey Gossip)

Gwyneth Paltrow has entered the royal family drama. Oh, good. (Celebitchy)

Your regular reminder that Kirk Cameron sucks out loud. (Wonkette)

From Jen: The irony of Netflix, pioneers of stay-at-home entertainment, creating mega “in person experiences.” (Variety)

Oh no, the Spaceballs sequel is actually real?! (Deadline)

The Nintendo Switch is going out with a bang, not a whimper. (Kotaku)

From Roxana: This is corny in the way all insta videos can be, but Persian macaroni with a potato bottom crust is very good, and you should try it! (Instagram)

Heckling Jerry Seinfeld a second time isn’t going to free Palestine, kids. (Daily Beast)

It’s the 30th anniversary of “Sabotage?” 30th? Who keeps doing this to me?! (Rolling Stone)

From Chris: You know what you all need right now? Another dancing chicken medley! (Instagram)

Leigh Bardugo has been a hit-or-miss author for NatalieH, but she needed a palette cleanser between series so she picked up The Familiar, a standalone. “It’s a relatively short book, but the world-building is imaginative…, well-paced, and had a satisfying ending.” What has been your most recent intriguing short read? (Cannonball Read 16)