Surprise! Tom Cruise Loves Paramount Again

Back in December, there were reports that Tom Cruise was not a huge fan of David Ellison, which would explain why everyone’s favorite Space Jesus started setting up shop at Warner Bros. the year before. Welp, there have been some developments on that front. Developments that already have Cruise hanging from the Paramount water tower for a video that will promote a “brand new day” for the studio. The ink isn’t even dry yet, Tom. (THR)

Zendaya wedding ring confirmed. (Lainey Gossip)

Android Boy got booed at a UFC match. (Celebitchy)

The DOGE boys are going through some things. (Wonkette)

If this gets more people to watch Agatha All Along, so be it. (A.V. Club)

SNL didn’t break it’s “no breaking rule,” it gamified it. (LateNighter)

Hasbro promises not to use AI for D&D and MTG. (Polygon)

Now Jeopardy! is dunking on Timmy Chalamet. (Page Six)

Once again, Joe Rogan is so close to getting it. (Mediaite)

Itsjustme has picked up her first book by Elin Hilderbrand, The Academy, which she recommends. “Common tropes mask more complex characters neatly overturning some of my assumptions.” Which books have offered more than their lowbrow status suggests?  (Cannonball Read 18)

We were torn on this one behind the scenes. On the one hand, Man on Fire is a perfect movie, so a remake is wildly unnecessary, if not blasphemous. On the other hand, Yahya.