Jimmy Kimmel Is in Pure DGAF Mode and It's Pretty Great

Fresh off the Strike Force Five reunion on Colbert last night, Jimmy Kimmel hosted the ABC upfronts today where he was in full “burn it all down” mode. He roasted everything from Frankie Taylor Paul to the new Disney CEO. If Kimmel’s days are numbered, he’s going out swinging. (THR)

Is this what it was like for our parents to see hippie fashion return in the ’90s? Getting old suuuuuccksss. (Lainey Gossip)

Camilla didn’t want William to marry Kate? Such scandal! (Celebitchy)

Gee thanks, Samuel Alito. (Wonkette)

From Jen: A “Weird Al” Yankovic jukebox musical is in the works, and yes, Andrew is already trying to buy tickets. (Playbill)

Speaking of weird, it’s kind of nuts that a Martin Scorsese movie became a popular network sitcom that lasted nine whole seasons. (The Hard Pass)

You’ll be shocked to learn that eBay did not jump on GameStop’s offer that made zero sense to anyone who knows how numbers work. (Kotaku)

VisionQuest is dropping awfully close to Avengers: Doomsday. (Marvel)

The new LOTR Lego set looks freaking amazing until you get to the price. That’s half a tank of gas, you jerks. (Polygon)

Lisa Kudrow is also out here calling it like she sees it. (Page Six)

This is a cursed headline. (The Wrap)

Is Dr. Oz footing the bill for all these babies? Then he can stop talking now. (The Cut)

May is Mental Health Awareness Month; and mental health is a facet of many fiction books, from Martha Wells’ traumatized and socially anxious construct, Murderbot, to the wringer Stephen King puts his characters through. If you relate better to real-life experiences, there is a lot to be found in the biography category, including Michelle Zauner’s heart-wrenching Crying in H Mart. Do you have a mental health-focused book to recommend? (Cannonball Read 18)

My favorite thing about the home video release of Batman: Mask of the Phantasm is the fact that Siskel & Ebert didn't review the film when it came out in theaters, but when they finally watched it at home, they were like "We're sorry we missed this, because it's awesome."

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— Daniel Dockery (@dandock.bsky.social) May 12, 2026 at 11:40 AM