Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | April 22, 2026
The rumors are true: Kendall Jenner and Jacob Eldori have been quietly “hanging out” for months, which makes him the latest addition to the Kardashian menagerie. And just in time, too. Timothée Chalamet isn’t long for this world after getting on the wrong side of Charlize Theron. But will he give Kylie an heir before it’s too late? These are the thoughts that vex Kris Jenner as she lurks at night in the belfry. - (PEOPLE)
Speaking of billionaires, I’m always amazed (remazed?) when I remember or am reminded that Jami Gertz (The Lost Boys and Less Than Zero) is a billionaire now. - (EW)
Kash Patel Is A Sober, Cool Dude Who Files Reasonable Lawsuits And Has Sex - (Wonkette)
The Georgia Bulldogs women’s tennis champions posed for a picture at the White House. You wouldn’t know the women were supposed to be the center of attention from the picture, though. - (The Daily Beast)
It’s definitely not who I would have picked for favorite guest, but it’s not my show, so… (LateNighter)
If you understand this headline, congratulations! You are younger and more online than I am. - (THR)
Pete Davidson is about halfway through his tattoo removal. - (Celebitchy)
Elizabeth Smart is a bodybuilder now. Good for her! - (The Cut)
Gloria Steinem Invited Me Over to Her Brownstone for a Group Discussion on Sexual Desire. This Is How It Went. - (VF)
Darrell Sheets of Storage Wars has died. - (Deadline)
Having a perfectly normal day and then BAM! Time just has to go and remind me that it is passing and celebrity kids are not little kids anymore. Rude. - (Lainey Gossip)
Secretary Kegstand declared that flu shots for the military are no longer mandatory. Coincidentally, and for no reason at all, here’s an article about how the Spanish Flu started. (Military Times)
Our Military Is SICK AF, Bro. - (McSweeney’s)
It’s National Library Week, and Finnyfinfinn thinks cats and magic likely make for a good read. “When this book [Agnes Aubert’s Mystical Cat Shelter by Heather Fawcett] popped up through my library I immediately grabbed it based on the title alone.” Do you browse your library or do you have a book in mind before you go? (Cannonball Read 18)
I eat cheese like Bean. Get it, Bean!
This is Jemma and Bean. Jemma likes to eat her cheese snacks. Bean prefers to eliminate hers. 13/10 for both (TT: bjkuhn)
— WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) April 21, 2026 at 10:47 AM
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