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| Lainey Bobainey, Copy Editor & Linkmaster: Lainey spent a decade working in Human Resources, but realized she doesn't particularly care for humans or being a resource, so now she wears pajamas while working in her spacehouse. Technically, she lives in a Lustron along with her husband who creates games, and a Siamese cat that squeaks. She's pro-choice, pro-marriage equality, pro-BLM, and pro-Oxford Comma. She enjoys red-lining errors for business and for pleasure. You can Tweet at her on Twitter. |
- Erling Haaland Left Tom Holland on Read
- The NYT Actually Asked Mick Jagger if He Was Mean to John Mulaney
- Give 'Widow's Bay' All of the Emmys
- Sadie Sink Isn't Loving Rude Theater Audiences Either
- Trevor Noah Drops a Scathing Take On the Kevin Hart Roast
- Kylie Jenner Can't Resist Her Kardashian Programming
- Ryan Coogler Ditches Disney for Netflix
- Is Tom Cruise a Bit of a Gossip Hound?
- Keke Palmer & Sean Evans Went on a Date (This Is Not a Drill)
- Dean Cain Is Seriously Out Here Judging Milly Alcock's Looks?
- Jimmy Fallon Bailed on Madonna
- Rachel Maddow Wasted No Time Offering Scott Pelley a Job
- Emily Blunt Held the Line Against AI on 'Disclosure Day'
- Lisa Rinna Says the Quiet Part Out Loud About Spencer Pratt
- Tom Hardy Reportedly Messed With the Wrong Person on 'MobLand'
- Hayden Panettiere Will Not Be Trashing Connie Britton
- Ronda Rousey Only Needed 17 Seconds To Wreck Gina Carano
- Babe, Wake Up, the New Sydney Sweeney Drama Just Dropped
- Helena Bonham Carter Wasn't 'Boisterous' Enough for 'The White Lotus'
- Starbucks and Its $9 Coffee Did Not Read the Room
- Jon Stewart Really Hates Being Equated With Bill Maher
- Nick Offerman Will Gush About Nicole Kidman Now
- Kendall Jenner Ensnares the Kardashians' Latest Katch: Jacob Elordi
- If Timothée Chalamet Sees Charlize Theron, He Should Run
- Taylor Momsen Got Bit in Yet Another Extremely Metal Way
- Sabrina Carpenter Kicks Off Coachella With Controversy
- Aubrey Plaza Is Pregnant and It'd Be Nice if Everyone Acted Normal
- 'Supergirl' Star Milly Alcock Is Ready for the Nerd Backlash
- If Anyone Here Is Particularly Fond of Nick Cannon, Some News...
- Gillian Anderson Read Ryan Coogler's 'X-Files' Script: Scully Approves
- Sabrina Carpenter Fans Bullied the Heck out of Barry Keoghan
- Adrian Grenier Wants a Nate Spinoff After 'Devil Wears Prada 2' Snub
- Kate Winslet Is Your New 'Lord of the Rings' Person
- 'Pluribus' Season 2 Is Definitely Going To Be a While
- Billy Corgan Thinks the CIA Killed Rock and Roll
- Tom Holland & Zendaya Got Married: Everyone Freak Out!
- Tony Gilroy Couldn't Say the F-Word While Promoting 'Andor'
- Mark Ruffalo Calls Out James Cameron, Asks What We're All Thinking
- Hilaria Baldwin Is Ready To Laugh About Her Fake Accent
- Spencer Pratt's Mayoral Campaign Got Torpedoed by His Own Sister
- In a Righteous World, Pam Bondi Should Be Toast
- Kid Rock Is Going Through Some Things
- Dave Coulier's Cancer Is in Remission
- Jane Fonda Has the Correct Take On Don Lemon
- Jameela Jamil Doubles Down on Calling Blake Lively a 'Villain'
- Blake Lively Tried To Rope Ben Affleck Into Justin Baldoni Battle
- Keith Urban Is Reportedly Shacking Up With a 26-Year-Old
- Emilia Clarke Doesn't Want To Be Near Another Dragon Ever Again
- Amy Poehler Had the Perfect Reason for Starting a Podcast
- Hilary Duff Is Looking Like the Toxic Mom in Ashley Tisdale's Former Group
- Maybe Don't Tell Jennifer Lopez To 'Dress Her Age'
- David Spade Spent 25 Years Thinking Eddie Murphy Hated Him
- Pierce Brosnan Does Not Love the Netflix Warner Bros Merger
- The Oscars Are Moving to YouTube (and Just YouTube) in 2029
- Liam Neeson Fought a Bear During 'Intimate Week' With Pamela Anderson
- Matthew Lillard Did Not Love Quentin Tarantino Trashing Him
- Halle Berry Just Took a Huge Swing at Gavin Newsom
- Millie Bobby Brown Lays It On Thick About Working With David Harbour
- David Letterman Couldn't Be More Proud of Seth Meyers
- The Future of 'Game of Thrones' Is Arya Stark
- Daniel Radcliffe Just Wants To Hug the New 'Harry Potter' Cast
- Seth Meyers Is in Danger
- Jennifer Aniston's Boyfriend Is a Totally Normal Hypnotist, You Guys
- Jeremy Renner Has Unleashed the Lawyers
- Jennifer Lawrence, Emma Stone, & Cole Escola Are Making a Miss Piggy Movie
- Millie Bobby Brown Reportedly Had David Harbour Investigated by Netflix
- Justin Trudeau and Katy Perry Are Birthday Celebration Official
- Jennifer Lopez's Ex-Husband Accuses Her of Cheating on Him
- Keira Knightley Didn't Know About the JK Rowling Boycott
- Jessica Kirson Is Sorry About Performing at the Riyadh Comedy Festival
- 'Spider-Man' Movie Delayed After Tom Holland Suffers Injury During Stunt Gone Wrong
- Musician Zach Bryan Just Might Be a Jerk
- Sorry, Halsey, But No One Was Protesting that Sydney Sweeney Movie
- Conan O'Brien Has a Dire Assessment of Late Night TV, but Not of Stephen Colbert
- The New York Times Has Out-Cringed Itself
- Rider Strong and Adam Scott Squash their Beef. Wait? They Had Beef?
- Jay Leno Still Doesn't Get It
- Gwyneth Paltrow Overshares Details of Her Intimate Life with Ben Affleck
- Even Fox News Is Pushing Back Against the President Now
- 'Love Island USA's' Cierra Ortega Bounced Over Resurfaced Social Media Posts
- James Cameron Comes for Christopher Nolan Over 'Oppenheimer'
- Johnny Depp Is Bitter and Isolated, Reduced To Watching Weird Stuff on YouTube
- Kristen Bell, Dax Shepard Manage Not To Be Insufferable on Adam Scott's Voicemails
- Lars von Trier Trashed Ron Howard To Goad Bryce Dallas Howard
- Patti LuPone Has Done the Unthinkable. She's Apologized
- Walton Goggins' Wife Spoke to those Aimee Lou Wood Rumors
- Warners Boss David Zaslav Axed the Revival of 'Tucker & Dale vs. Evil'
- Now He's Threatening 100 Percent Tariffs on Movies Made Outside of the U.S.
- The 'Hunger Games' Prequel Finds Its Perfect Philip Seymour Hoffman
- Bill Maher Used the Word 'Gracious' To Describe His Dinner with the 47th President
- Michelle Williams on 'Brokeback Mountain's Oscar Loss: 'I Mean, What Was 'Crash'?
- Carrie Coon's 'White Lotus' Character Was Changed Because of the Election
- No Prince? No Peace! Right-Wing Rage Boils Over Rachel Zegler's Woke 'Snow White'
- Sharon Stone Upset Over Being Cut from a Blake Lively Movie She Wasn't Cast In
- Don't Ask Anna Kendrick What It's Like To Work With Blake Lively Again
- Did Mark Zuckerberg Burn Down Myrtle Beach With His Android Laser Face?
- Andrew Garfield Has Been Low-Key Dating Monica Barbaro
- Kid Rock Compliments Kendrick Lamar for Turning 'DEI into an IED' at the Super Bowl
- Pete Davidson Looks a Little Different These Days
- Jewel Apologizes for Playing the RFK, Jr. Inauguration Event
- Are Snoop Dogg and Nelly Performing at the Inauguration?
- There Is No Feud Between Anna Kendrick and Blake Lively, According to Paul Feig
- Pajiba 10 FYC: Dean Winters
- Blake Lively Sues Justin Baldoni for Orchestrating a Smear Campaign Against Her
- 'Queer Eye's' Bobby Berk Is Livid with Netflix: 'Damn, I'm Done'
- Laura Benanti to Zachary Levi: 'F--- Off Forever'
- Does Ben Affleck Know How Lucky He Is to Have Jennifer Garner in His Life?
- Are Bill Burr and Billy Corgan Brothers? The Weird One Sure Thinks So
- The Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson Fight on Netflix Was Sad
- Pod Save America Spills on the Biden-Harris Backstabs
- Trump's Closing Message Is To Emulate Sex Act with Microphone
- Seth Rogen's Break-Up with James Franco Is Permanent, Says James Franco
- Elon Musk's Daughter, Vivian Wilson, Schools Brianna Wu on Trans Politics
- An Enraged Joel Kim Booster Goes Off on a 'Pathetic' 'Real Housewives' Star
- Anne Hathaway Shares a Millennial-Friendly Update
- Bowen Yang Inches Closer to Revealing the ID of a Particularly Awful 'SNL' Host
- Winona Ryder Provides More Evidence that Jeff Bridges Is the Keanu Reeves of Tom Hanks
- Martin Short and Meryl Streep Adorably Hold Hands While Denying Dating Rumors
- Apple TV+ Renews a Clunker, while Prime Video Cancels a Delight
- What Does Dan Stevens Know About the Set of 'Euphoria'? Sounds Like a Lot
- Does JD Vance Think Yelling at His 7-Year-Old Son Makes Him Sound Relatable?
- Matthew McConaughey Smells Exactly Like One Would Expect Matthew McConaughey to Smell
- Judge Tosses the Manslaughter Case Against Alec Baldwin Over Prosecutorial Misconduct
- Noel Gallagher Is Fed Up with 'Little F**king Idiot' Virtue Signallers
- Martin Short's Jiminy Glick Roasts the Hell out of Bill Maher
- In a Major Loss for the NBA, Charles Barkley Is Retiring from Broadcasting
- Drew Carey Proves Why He's the Tom Hanks of TV After Insane 'Price Is Right' Moment
- Nazanin Boniadi Won't Return to Season Two of 'The Rings of Power'
- A Furious Jason Alexander Almost Quit 'Seinfeld,' According to Michael Richards
- Johnny Knoxville's Stupidly Dangerous Pranks Finally Catch Up to Him
- The 'Law & Order' Revival Loses Its Fourth Cast Member in Three Seasons
- Channing Tatum and Jenna Dewan's Divorce Is Getting Messier
- Lily Allen Has Opinions About Beyoncé's Decision to Cover Dolly Parton's 'Jolene'
- The Internet Has Lost Its Mind Over the Travis Kelce Dad Bod Discourse
- The Weaponization of Kate Middleton's Health Issues Begins
- British YouTubers Josh & Archie Pull One Over on Tucker Carlson
- Tan France Is Being Hilariously Petty About Bobby Berk's Exit from 'Queer Eye'
- Hailey Baldwin's Sister Alaia Arrested For Improper Tampon Disposal
- Drama at the 'Today' Show as Kelly Rowland Walks Off Set Before Hosting Gig
- Tina Fey to Bowen Yang: 'I Don't Think So, Honey'
- Alyssa Milano Addresses Claims She Had Shannen Doherty Fired from 'Charmed'
- 'The Boys' Star Erin Moriarty Shames Megyn Kelly for False Plastic Surgery Claims
- Sofía Vergara Reveals the Real Reason Behind Her Divorce to Joe Manganiello
- Don't Panic Over Zendaya and Tom Holland Break-Up Rumors
- Did 'Jeopardy' Do Mayim Bialik Dirty?
- FabFitFun Backtracks After Disastrous Support of Elon Musk Prompts Fierce Backlash
- Joshua Jackson and Lupita Nyong'o Are Now Holding Hands Official
- Julianna Margulies Offers a Lousy Apology for Her Shocking Bigotry
- The Reason Daryl Hall Is Suing John Oates Has Been Revealed
- The Internet Is Beating Up Ken Jennings Over a Bad Joke Again
- As Britney Fans Harass Jessica Biel, Lance Bass Asks Them to Forgive Justin Timberlake
- The 'Dumb' Response to Her Memoir Is 'Exactly Why Britney Spears Quit the Business'
- Travis Kelce Is a Sweet Guy But a Terrible Reader
- 'The Boys' Spinoff 'Gen V' Stakes a Position on Amber Heard/Johnny Depp
- What's the Connection Between Kevin James and 'Sound of Freedom'?
- Pete Davidson's Harrowing Few Days as a Single Person Are Finally Over
- Hasan Minhaj Is Sketchy
- Sharon Osbourne Says that Ashton Kutcher Is the Rudest Celebrity She's Ever Met
- Jenna Ortega Denies Dating Johnny Depp: 'I Can't Even Laugh'
- Damn Right: Kelis Has Booted Bill Murray From the Yard
- Britney Spears Speaks Publicly About Her Divorce: 'I Couldn't Take the Pain'
- Jodie Sweetin Unhappy Her Movie Is Airing on Candace Cameron Bure's Network
- The WGA Strike Against the AMPTP's Unfair Pay to Continue Indefinitely
- Incels Are Review Bombing 'Barbie'
- Jamie Foxx Says That He Went 'To Hell and Back'
- Here Is Why 'Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese' Is Trending on Social Media
- 'Euphoria' Actor and Addict Was High While Shooting Scenes
- Shutting Up Is Free, Kevin Costner
- Former Child Star Zachery Ty Bryan Has Made Some Poor Decisions
- A Spotify Executive Calls Prince Harry and Meghan Markle 'F***ing Grifters'
- 16-Year-Old Elle Fanning Didn't Get a Movie Role Because She Was 'Unf***able'
- Kellyanne Conway's Daughter Reclaims Womanhood by Becoming a Playboy Bunny
- 'Jeopardy' Boss Discusses Ratings Differences Between Mayim Bialik and Ken Jennings
- Megyn Kelly Has Agreed to Fight Charlize Theron Over Drag Shows
- Dee Snider Dropped by SF Pride for Supporting Transphobic Statements Paul Stanley Walked Back
- Ben Stiller's 'Severance' Reportedly Delayed Due to Toxic Work Environment
- Steven Yeun and Ali Wong Release a Statement Defending David Choe
- Twitter Goes Ballistic After Someone Dares to Call Jennifer Connelly a '7'
- Elon Musk Has a Falling Out With His Biggest Supporter Over New Twitter Policy
- Kanye West Says He No Longer Hates Jews Thanks to Jonah Hill
- DC's Troubled 'The Flash' Movie Has an Unexpected Champion in Tom Cruise
- 36-Year-Old Lauren Boebert Is Going to Be a Grandmother
- The Backlash to the Objectification of Pedro Pascal Has Arrived
- 'Better Call Saul' Star Fired from Apple TV+ Series After On-Set Clash
- Megan Fox Dumped Machine Gun Kelly Because of What She Found In His DMs
- Showtime Picks Up Canceled Netflix Series After Netflix Saves Showtime Series
- Armie Hammer Breaks Silence, Seeks to Revoke His Cancellation
- Amy Robach's Exit from ABC News Is Increasingly Messy
- New Allegations Against Brett Kavanaugh Concealed by the FBI Surface in Doug Liman Doc
- The Internet Turns Against Mindy Kaling Over a Bad #MeToo Joke in 'Velma'
- Kevin McCarthy Won Speaker on the 15th Ballot, But Katie Porter Won the Internet
- Elon Musk and Bari Weiss Turn On Each Other
- David Letterman's Experience with Kanye West Was Not a Good One
- Elon Musk's Pathetic 'The Twitter Files' Is an Embarrassing Bellyflop of a Scandal
- Elon Musk Thinks that Ron DeSantis Is 'Sensible and Centrist'
- Olivia Wilde and Harry Styles' 'Priorities' Drove The Couple Apart
- Marc Maron Recalls Heated Interview with the Difficult, Bigoted Gallagaher
- Pajiba 10: For Your Consideration Jason Sudeikis
- Netflix Snags $130 Million Film Starring Dwayne Johnson, Gal Gadot, and Ryan Reynolds
- Material Things That Made Me Happy in 2018
- Jesus Christ, Zuckerberg
- Megyn Kelly's 'Today' Show Is Reportedly Ending
- For You Consideration: Seth Meyers
- That Guy From 'This Is Us' Is Also That Guy from 'Stranger Things' Plus a Fat Suit
- Jane the Virgin - OMG!