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lainey-bobainey.jpg Lainey Bobainey, Copy Editor & Linkmaster: Lainey spent a decade working in Human Resources, but realized she doesn't particularly care for humans or being a resource, so now she wears pajamas while working in her spacehouse. Technically, she lives in a Lustron along with her husband who creates games, and a Siamese cat that squeaks. She's pro-choice, pro-marriage equality, pro-BLM, and pro-Oxford Comma. She enjoys red-lining errors for business and for pleasure. You can Tweet at her on Twitter.

Moby Says He's Not a Creep, He's a Recovering Addict. Why Not Both?

Katie Couric Recalls the Time that Denzel Went Seriously Denzel On Her

Florence Pugh Has Caught January Jones' Infectious Stir-Crazy Bug

A Very Cavallari Divorce Is Getting Very Nasty

A Very Cavallari Divorce

Julianne Hough Is No Longer Quarantining with Her Husband

When One Part of Twitter Tried to Cancel Adam Driver, the Star Wars Part of Twitter Rose Up and Said, 'Oh, hell no!'

Cole Sprouse Denies Cheating on Lili Reinhart with Pete Davidson’s Ex, Kaia Gerber

It's Great to See Rachel McAdams Again

Shia LaBeouf Has Apparently Reconciled with His Ex-Wife. Wait, LaBeouf Has an Ex-Wife?

Kate Beckinsale Managed to Find a New Boyfriend Even Younger than the Previous Three

Florence Pugh Does Not Need Your Permission to Date Zach Braff, Thanks

Kaley Cuoco Has Been 'Forced to' Live with a Dude Name Karl She Probably Forgot She Married

Our Sincerest Condolences, Michael Che

We Ain't Mad at Kylie Jenner

Adam Schlesinger Is a Profoundly Hard Loss

Joe Rogan to Gal Gadot: 'Stay Offline, You #*$!. Get Off Your Phone'

Ben Affleck Is Really Nailing Those ‘Love in the Time of a Pandemic’ Pap Walks

So, Cardi B Has a Theory

Horror Stories About Ellen Degeneres? Inject Them Into Our Veins

Ben Affleck and Ana de Armas are Instagram Official, And Affleck Wants the Photo Credit

Update: A Week After Diagnosis, Tom Hanks Has the Blahs

Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson Have Left the Hospital. Are We Done Yet?

It's Been a Hell of a Night

Harvey Weinstein: 'I Want Jennifer Aniston Killed'

Ben Affleck Has a New Girlfriend

Evangeline Lilly Has Had a Hard Year

For Those Not Curious Enough to Watch, But Curious Enough to Click, Here's Who Has Been Unmasked So Far on Season 3 of 'The Masked Singer'

Michael Rapaport And Barstool Sports Are Trying to Destroy Each Other. Let's Hope They Both Win

Things Still Aren’t Right Between Jessica Biel and Justin Timberlake

Maisie Williams 'Fell In Love with a Boy'

Pete Davidson Calls Louis C.K. a ‘Piece of Shit’ Who Tried To Get Him Fired From ‘SNL’

Pete Davidson Candidly Explains Why His Girlfriends Keep Dumping Him

Gigi Ends Jake On Behalf of Zayn

Colin Jost May Leave 'SNL' After the Election to Spend More Time Being a +1

Ben Affleck Reveals His Biggest Regret, and It's Neither 'Gigli' Nor 'Jersey Girl'

‘The Price is Right’ Taping Postponed Following the Death of Dr. Amie Harwick, Drew Carey’s Ex-Fiancée

No, Keegan-Michael Key Did Not Endorse Pete Buttigieg

Natalie Portman Responds After Rose McGowan Calls Her Oscar Dress 'Deeply Offensive'

Macaulay Culkin Recalls His Relationship with Michael Jackson, Chides James Franco

Joe Biden Inexplicably Calls a N.H. Voter a ‘Lying, Dog-Faced Pony Soldier’

Jameela Jamil Is Messy

Prosecutors Humiliated Harvey Weinstein During His Trial Today. Good.

Edward Norton Calls Janeane Garofalo A Liar

Jason Momoa's Creepy-Hilarious Commercial Wins the Super Bowl

Charlie Hunnam: 'It Was Just Some Stupid Sh*t I Said in the Heat of the Moment'

Hey Joe Biden: Cantankerous Old Coot Is Bernie's Lane! (But I See Joe's Still Got the Inappropriate Touching Down Pat)

Terry Crews Fritters Away Years of Goodwill In a Series of Tweets

Watch Alicia Keys and Boyz II Men Pay Tribute to Kobe Bryant at the Grammys

Jessica Simpson Didn't Like It When Her Ex John Mayer Called Her 'Sexual Napalm'

Sometimes, Even Oprah Steps In It

No One Is More Upset that ‘Fleabag’ Lost the SAG Award Than the Cast of the Show That Won

Anna Faris is Engaged, While Charlie Hunnam Sounds Like a Dick About Marriage

The 'Jeopardy' GOAT Tournament Has Crowned Its Champion

Yes, January Jones Did Date That Guy From ‘The Bachelor’

At 11:20 p.m., Saturday January 11th, 2020, DJ Qualls Announced at a Jim Jeffries Show That He Is Gay

Back the Hell Off of Lizzo, Jillian Michaels

Yeah, No: That's Not OK

Kate Becksinale Goes Home with One of Pete Davidson's Best Friends After The Golden Globes

It's Official Now, and It Is Adorable

How Are Brad and Jennifer Still a Story?

Armie Hammer Is Pathetic

Here Are the Identities of All the S2 ‘The Masked Singer’ Celebrities, Including the Winner

Kumail Nanjiani’s New Jacked Physique Earns Him a Featured Placement on Pornhub

Emily Gordon Low-Key Assuages Our Concerns that Kumail Nanjiani Will Become the Next Chris Pratt

There Is F**kery Afoot On Both 'American Gods' and at The Hallmark Channel

Charlize Theron Accidentally Flashes Everyone While Celebrating SAG Nomination

Wait! Florence Pugh is Dating Zach Braff? Plus 'Yes, That is a Vibrator'

Daisy Ridley Does Not Appear to Understand White Privilege

Chris Pine’s Steve Trevor Somehow Reunites with Gal Gadot’s Diana Prince in the 'Wonder Woman 1984' Trailer

Emma Stone Is Engaged, and What Is It About A-List Celebrities and 'SNL' Dudes?

The Matt Smith/Lily James Relationship Gossip is Giving Us Whiplash

Justin Hartley’s ‘Messy’ Divorce May Be the Most Interesting Thing About Him

Just Pay the Damn Child Support, Broke-Ass Hunter Biden

Pete Buttigieg Phoned the Journalist Who Called Him a 'Lying MF'; It Did Not Go Terribly

A Breathless Update on Justin Timberlake and Jessica Biel's Marriage

Elizabeth Banks' Prince Andrew Joke Shocks Graham Norton's Guests

Hunter Biden is Messy. Messy and a New Daddy

Brad Pitt Is Dating Way Above His Station Now

Johnny Depp’s Girlfriend Dumped Him Because She Doesn’t Want to Be Johnny Depp’s Girlfriend

'Jeopardy' Delivers Its First Ever Tear-Jerking Moment

'Frasier' Reboot in the Works, 'The Soup' Is Coming Back, and 'Community' and 'Party Down' Revivals Are Possible

69-Year-Old-Ron Perlman to Divorce Amid Open Marriage Rumors, and 70-Year-Old Richard Gere Has Another Kid

Just Remember, Boy George, Shutting Up Is Also an Option, and It's Totally Free!

Evangeline Lilly Shaved Her Head. How Was Your Weekend?

Pour One Out for Deadspin (RIP) and the Inspiring Journalists Who Quit Today En Masse

The Joke That May Have Gotten Kurt Sutter Fired by Disney

Ben Affleck's Online Dating Is Going Well

Jared Padalecki Arrested for Public Intoxication and Assault

'Extreme Poverty' Doesn't Mean What Kelly Ripa Thinks It Means

Now You're Just Pissing Off the Prosecutors, Aunt Becky

Miley Cyrus Catches Flak For Suggesting Being Gay Is a Choice One Makes After Exhausting All the Good Dick

Mitt Romney's Eight-Year-Old Secret Twitter Account Is Scandalous! (It Is Not Scandalous)

Screw It: Here's Who Has Been Unmasked So Far on 'The Masked Singer'

Gina Rodriguez Is Real Sorry About Using the N-Word, She Just Really Loves Lauryn Hill

Paul Rudd Had a Couple of Awkward Moments with Jennifer Aniston on ‘Friends’

RIP Tom Holland's Hair (You Were Loved), Plus Did We Know Who David Harbour Was Dating?

Mark Ruffalo Smashes Ellen Degeneres' Suggestion That We Should Be Kind to War Criminals

Bernie Sanders Scaling Back Campaign Events After a Heart Attack and a Heartbreaking Death in the Family

Marc Maron Calls Out 'Woke Culture' Comments Made By His 'Joker' Director, Todd Phillips

What Are You Doing, Ellen Degeneres?

Go Away, Megyn Kelly

Tom Hanks Is the Real Deal

Ansel Elgort Wants To Be … Asexually Polyamorous?

'Fast and Furious' Director Rob Cohen Has Been Accused of Sexual Assault

After Meeting with Ukrainian President, Ashton Kutcher Shares His Thoughts On Trump's Impeachment

Jon Cryer Fact Checks Demi Moore's Account That She Took His Virginity

Bad News for Anyone Who Got a 'Miley + Kaitlynn =4EVAH' Tattoo

Damnit Justin Trudeau! What Were You Thinking?

'Silicon Valley's' Thomas Middleditch And His Wife Mollie Gates Are Swingers

Ben Affleck’s Ex-Girlfriend Lindsay Shookus Has Exchanged a Hot Mess for a Mad Man

What the Hell is Joe Biden On About Now?

Randall Flagg and Mother Abagail Have Been Cast in 'The Stand' Miniseries

We Just Want Britney Jean to Be Happy, Dammit

Jenny Slate Is Getting Married, But Not to Best Chris

Occasionally Problematic Celebrity Couples Can Do Good Deeds, Too

Kristen Stewart Was Advised to Hide Her Sexuality to Secure a Marvel Role

Old Man President Now Literally Yelling at Clouds

Another Celebrity Actress Has Taken a Romantic Interest in Pete Davidson

This Wouldn't Have Been Our First Post-'SNL' Project for Leslie Jones, But She'll Make It Work

You Don’t Have to Understand Baseball to Appreciate the Padres Trolling the Red Sox

Did You Think You Could No Longer Be Surprised by Donald Trump's Stupidity? Think Again

Kristen Wiig Is Now Engaged To a Hot Piece

The Very Private Katie Holmes and Jamie Foxx Very Privately Ended Their Relationship

Michael Sheen Didn't Cheat on His Ex Girlfriend, He Wants You to Know

Danny Masterson and the Church of Scientology Sued by Four Women for Stalking

Disney Is Not Impressed with the Next X-Men Installment, 'The New Mutants'

Priyanka Chopra Did Not Respond Well To Being Called a 'Hypocrite'

So, Miley Cyrus Is Divorcing Liam Hemsworth to be With Brody Jenner's Ex-Girlfriend?

Macaulay Culkin Has a Very Appropriate Response to News of a 'Home Alone' Remake

Afton Williamson Identifies Her Sexual Harasser on the Set of ABC's 'The Rookie'

Afton Williamson Quits ABC's 'The Rookie' After Alexi Hawley Ignored Sexual Harassment Complaints

Idris Elba Failing to Describe the Plot of 'CATS' Is the Best Thing About 'CATS'

Kelly McGillis Won't Be in the 'Top Gun' Sequel Because She's 'Old and Fat' And She's Just Fine with That

Tituss Burgess Calls Andy Cohen a 'Messy Bitch' After Eddie Murphy Question

Armie Hammer Skeeved Out the Whole Damn Internet This Weekend

Oh, Please Do Shut Up, Michael Moore

Colin Jost Spent $400K on ScarJo's Engagement Ring, and Captain Kangaroo Was a Jackass

Yikes Ben Affleck and Matt Damon. YIKES

Taylor Swift Fans Are Mobilizing Against Kamala Harris

Liberal Jon Stewart Destroys Conservative Rand Paul on ... Fox News

Oh, Alyssa. No

Bless Jaden Smith's Wealthy, Privileged, No-One-Ever-Told-Him-No Heart

Is He, Geraldo? Is Trump Really 'Better Than' Today's Racist Tweets?

Twitter Erupts in Faux Outrage Over Absurd Half Slight At His Shirtless 'Dad Bod'

Bryan Cranston and Aaron Paul Pull a Cruel Bait and Switch with a 'Breaking Bad' Reunion

Netflix Will Pay Over $130 Million for One Movie (And It's Probably Worth It)

Donald Trump Goes Off on Fox News After World Cup Fans Chant 'F**k Trump' Live on Air

What? Hollywood Only Has Four Young Actors Now?

Tawny Labrium Is Engaged, and Her Fiancé Looks Exactly What You're Picturing

It Was a Big Weekend for Celebrity Weddings

Adam Scott Gets in a Twitter Scuffle with Mitch McConnell

People Freaking Out Because a Series They Can Buy for $25 Is Leaving $10 Per Mo. Netflix

Olivia Munn's Got a #MeToo Hot Take

Joe Biden's Son, Hunter Biden, Is a Walking Disaster

Chuck Todd Is a Halfwit Clown

'Stranger Things' Kid's Prank Show Not as Terrible as Previously Believed (But Still Terrible)

John Cusack Retweets Anti-Semitic Meme, Defends It Repeatedly, Then Claims It Was a Bot 👀

Bella Thorne Thwarts Blackmailer by Posting Nudes Herself, Plus Dakota and Uninteresting Chris Break Up

Oh Fer Chrissakes! What Are You Doing, Instagram Influencers? This Is Not How You Influence

Joe Biden Is Deluded

Worst Chris Joins the Kennedy Family, and Kylie Jenner Throws a Tone Deaf Party

Try Again, Second Best Chris. But This Time with Less Masshole

It's Been a Bad Day for Great Shows That No One Watches

Donald Trump is Gaslighting Fact Checkers

Trump Has Another John McCain Hissy, and Kristen Stewart Bleached Her Eyebrows (Events Unrelated)

There Is No Limit to Rob Lowe's Vain Jackassery

Quentin Tarantino Is Still Kind of a Jackass

Who Hated the 'Game of Thrones' Finale More? Elizabeth Warren, Aaron Rodgers, or Kirsten Gillibrand?

Really?! Huh.

Sam Bee Got Shafted by Comedy Central After Jon Stewart Retired from 'The Daily Show'

George R.R. Martin Forced to Dispel Absurd Rumors about the 'Game of Thrones' Books

Some of the 'Game of Thrones' Cast Members Seem Displeased about the Final Season, As Well

That Is No Way to Dig Out of the Hole, Third Best Chris

Leave Britney Alone! But Harass Don Jr. All You'd Like, Republicans

Jessica Chastain and Ava Duvernay Had Issues with This Week's 'Game of Thrones'

The Starbucks Coffee Cup In 'Game of Thrones' Wasn't Coffee. Also, Not from Starbucks

Adam Sandler Roasted Seth Rogen on 'SNL,' and No One Is Happier About that Than Seth Rogen

Cinematographer Blames Viewers for Their Inability to See 'Game of Thrones' Episode

You Better Damn Believe Aunt Becky Should Be Going to Prison

Douche Swill Jacob Wohl Caught on Tape Trying to Frame Mayor Pete for Sexual Abuse

A Pajiba 10 Hall of Famer Ties the Knot, Dashes All Hopes

Which Is Least Helpful? Meghan McCain Endorsing Biden, or Gwyneth Endorsing Mayor Pete?

HBO May Be In Trouble Once 'Game of Thrones' Comes to An End

It's Been a Bloodbath for Celebrity Break-Ups This Weekend

Of All the People, Why is Richard Madden on this Year's TIME 100 List?

Cher Calls Trump an 'Ignorant Thug with a Lizard Brain' After He Approves Of Her Immigration Tweet

Keanu Reeves Spent a Decade in 'Movie Jail' for Turning Down a Sequel. It Was Worth It

Ben Affleck and Lindsay Shookus Are Kaput. Again (No 'Game of Thrones' Spoilers)

Lori Loughlin Is Said to Be 'Freaking Out' After Prosecutors Call Her Bluff

Sit There In Your Wrongness, Candace Owens

Twenty Years Ago Today We Learned Riding a Rollercoaster Can Turn a Face into a Deadly Weapon

God Mom! Olivia Jade Didn't Even Want to Go to College

Get Better, Britney

How Does Alec Baldwin Keep Getting Hired?

The NXIVM Cult Nightmare is a Neverending Well of Depravity and Horrible People

Social Media Has Given Us a Horror with Which Not Even Jordan Peele Can Compete

That's Nice and All, Uncle Joe, But Just Say the Damn Words: 'I'm Sorry'

Of Course, There's a Link Between Michael Avenatti and Jussie Smollett, Because 2019!

All the Puns About Scary Spice and Ginger Spice Having Sex Feel Vaguely Offensive (But They Totally Did It)

Emma Roberts Replaces Smirky Old Fiancé with Smoldering New Boyfriend

Tonguing on the Outside of the Mouth: The Kate and Pete Story

Rosario Deserves Better: It Wasn't Even a Good Joke the First Time, Cory Booker!

Superman's Dean Cain Got His Sorry Ass Dragged for his #Eggman Comments

ARod's Ex Is Commenting on Canseco's Ex's Comments On Her Ex's Comments on ARod

Hey Don Jr., Before You Weigh in on the College Admissions Scandal, Maybe Don't

And This Is Why He'll Never Be Best Chris

Maybe Fake Melania Has Just Been Resting Melania Face the Whole Time

Unsurprisingly, Ivanka Also Lied

Seeeeeeeeeriously, Timberlake, Can You Be More Self-Centered?

Canada's Greatest Superhero Pays Loving Tribute to One Of Canada's All-Time Greatest Comedians

Give It Up, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper Shippers. There's Nothing to See Here

Remember the Time a Sitting Congressman Flagrantly Witness Tampered on Twitter?

Evergreen Reminder: We Do Not Deserve Regina King

Jussie Smollett Has Been Indicted and May be Suspended from 'Empire'

You've Got to Be F#$king Kidding Me

Malia Obama Drinks Wine, Hates Trump, Disqualifying Her from Being POTUS for 15 More Years

There's No Easy Lessons to Learn from This

Who Is Johnny Depp's New Girlfriend? Also, Why?

Y'all Don't Know What It's Like Being Male, Middle Class and White

Oh, Ellen. No. Ellen. Go Listen to the Other Ellen, Ellen

Will Smith's Live-Action 'Aladdin' Trailer Debuted Today. It Did Not Go Well

Hayden Panettiere is Mysteriously Estranged from Her Four-Year-Old Daughter

Just Stop Talking, Liam Neeson

Conan O'Brien Is Inbred, According to Science

Shut Up, Honky Tonki Lahren

Jake Gyllenhaal Is Petty AF About His Director's Egregious Mispronunciation of 'Melancholy'

Terry Crews Offered to Slap the Sh*t Out Of DL Hughley for Mocking His Sexual Abuse

Oh, So That's Why Kellyanne Conway Doesn't Mind It When Her Husband Bashes Trump

'The Sopranos' Prequel Movie Unveils a Delightful Casting Surprise

Don't Let the A**holes Gaslight You Into Thinking You Didn't See Exactly What You Thought You Saw

This Horsesh*t Again?

They're Making Another 'Ghostbusters' Movie With Jason Reitman But Without These People

Our Daily Waking Nightmare Now Has a Dollar Menu

The Final Season of 'Game of Thrones' Has a Teaser and a Release Date

'Green Book" Writer Deletes Tweet, Then Entire Twitter Account After Idiotic Tweet Surfaces

Bill Murray is a National Treasure. Also, Kind of a Dick Sometimes

Here's What the Creature in Netflix's 'Bird Box' Was Supposed to Look Like (Yikes)

The ‘Pirates of the Caribbean’ Franchise Whacks Off a $90 Million Dead Toe

Click These Links and Buy Sh*t If You Want to Be Happy

'SNL' Writers Explain/Apologize for that Weezer Sketch

Jesus Christ, Zuckerberg

Angelina Jolie and Jared Leto? Say It Ain't So, Joleto!

Did Stephen Miller Use Spray-On Hair And Go on TV? (Warning: Stephen Miller's Creepy Face)

Jason Momoa Can Rip Pages Out of My Book Any Day

Julia Roberts Finds that Her 'Holes Get Better with Age'

Billy Eichner, Sarah Silverman Weigh in on Nick Cannon's Tweets Defending Kevin Hart

A Faltering, Flailing Donald Trump Is Down a Man and Has No Plan B

The Jessica Simpson and Natalie Portman Twitter Spat That Never Was

The Lowdown on the Meghan and Kate Feud, Plus PETA Is the Worst (But So Is Kate Gosselin)

Eric Trump Calls Out ... Kellyanne Conway's Husband?

Conan O'Brien Dishes on His Worst Guest in 25 Years of Late Night

Kevin Smith and Ben Affleck Still Are Not Speaking

Jameela Jamil Has Stirred Up Quite a S**t Storm on Twitter with Cardi B., Khloe Kardashian

Welcome Back, Amanda Bynes

Love Is Dead. Or Something. I Dunno. Happy Thanksgiving

But. Her. Goddamn. Emails.

George R.R. Martin Has Been Promising 'Winds of Winter' For Years; Now He's Going to Write It

Michael Avenatti Just as Awful As You Not-So-Secretly Suspected

Henry Cavill's Hair Situation, Plus Ratings on a Post-Megyn Kelley 'Today' Show

Kyrsten Sinema Pulls Off Arizona Senate Win, Jordan Blue Makes the National News

Everything You Thought You Knew About Ice T and Bagels Is a Lie

Chris Pine Basically Challenged Michael Fassbender to a Dick Measuring Contest

West Wing 'Very Worried' About Don Jr. As Mueller Report Looms

The GOP Is Really Pissed Off At ... Pete Davidson?

Horrible Candace Owens and Horrible Tomi Lahren Turn On Each Other Over Kanye

About that Whole Supporting Trump Thing? Kanye Says Oops. My Bad. Nevermind

Behold The Latest Drunk, Racist White Lady, #SouthParkSusan

Megyn Kelly's 'Today' Show Is Reportedly Ending

Nice Suit, Timothee

Blake Bortles Is Real

Pete Davidson is Sad About His Break Up with Ariana Grande, But Not So Sad He Can't Masturbate

Ahem. *Clears Throat* The Guy from 'Riverdale' Says He Didn't Conspire with Courtney Love to Murder Frances Cobain's Ex Husband

Ariana Grande Posts to Instagram for the First Time Since Her Break-Up with Pete Davidson

The Timing of that Royal Baby Announcement Was a Little Unfortunate

We Knew It Was Coming, but Who Would've Guessed That It Would Have Been So Disappointing?

Lana Del Rey Takes Issue with Azealia Banks, Who Took Issue with Lana Del Rey's Issues with Kanye

James Franco is the Absolutely Worst Part XXVI: 'Freaks and Geeks' Edition

You Know Sh*t Is Bad When Taylor Swift Finally Decides to Get Political

Johnny Depp Has a New 'GQ' Profile, and Amber Heard Rightfully Is Peeved About It

Trump Finds a New Low, Digs a Grave Underneath It, and Buries His Last Shred of Humanity

'Good Things Can Come from Idiot Men,' Colin Trevorrow Says, and He Should Know

Charlie Rose to Host #MeToo Redemption Series Where He Interviews Louis C.K., Matt Lauer?

Hemsworth Demoted to Third Best Chris, While Teigen Will Always Be the Best Chrissy

Donald Trump's Pee Tape Alibi Is a Lie

The Guy with 3 'Avatar' Sequels Lined Up is Tired of 'Avengers' Films, Plus Shana Twain Steps In It

Former Trump Lawyer Advises the President that Michael Cohen Will Flip

You Know that Shep Smith Is Loving This

James Comey Did Not Sugarcoat His Feelings on Donald Trump

Missouri Lawmakers Demand GOP Governor's Resignation After a Deeply Disturbing Sexual Assault Report

Democrats Are Mobilizing in Anticipation of Trump Firing Rod Rosenstein

The President of the United States is F**cking Furious

There Were A Lot of Bad April Fool's Pranks Today. Lin Manuel-Miranda's Was ALMOST Good

A Longtime Pajiban and Jeopardy Winner Tweet Trashes Eric Trump and Family

The Court of Public Opinion Has Indicted the Beyoncé Biter

Stormy Daniels Kept the Dress, Because Of Course She Kept the Dress, Why Wouldn't She Keep the Dress?

Is Tiffany Trump Rooting Against Her Father?

SNL's Michael Che is Still An Asshole

Stormy Daniels Takes No Sh*t

Donald Trump Jr. Allegedly Had An Affair, While Stormy Daniels Really Does Have Dick Pics of the POTUS

Another Trumper's Wife Files for Divorce; Sandra Bullock Gets a Penis Facial

The Fix is In: GOP Clears Trump of Collusion

While Trump Tries to Kill Stormy Daniels' '60 Minutes' Interview, She's Busy Making it Rain

Brace Yourselves: We Are Officially, Uh, Inching Ever Closer to a Trump Dick Pic

Uma and Ethan's Daughter Gets a 'Strange' New Gig on a Beloved Netflix Series

Don Jr. Thinks Big Pharma Is Behind Mass Shootings

Groot Is Dead

Stacey Dash Is Running for Congress, and Jennifer Lawrence Didn't Sleep with Chris Pratt

Olympian Trashes Ivanka Trump, And the Internet Piles On

Amber Tamblyn Believes Women. Her Husband David Cross? Not So Much

Kate Upton Accuses Guess Co-Founder of Untoward Behavior & Janelle Monae and Tessa Thompson Now Have Shippers

Jenn and Justin Split Comes Into Focus; Mariah Carey Shades Fergie

Fergie Sang the National Anthem at the NBA All Star Game. It Was Not Good

FBI Counterintelligence Agent Breaks Down on CNN in the Wake of Another School Shooting

Kim Cattrall Hates Sarah Jessica Parker

Reese Witherspoon Opens Up About Leaving an Abusive Partner

Another Celebrity Couple Splits, But Love Is Not Dead. It Just Doesn't Do Long Distance Relationships

Netflix Just Surprise Dropped the 'Cloverfield' Sequel, and Oh! The Eagles Won the Super Bowl

There Is Some Serious Sh*t Going on with the Russia Investigation Right Now

A Second, Independently Researched Trump-Russia Memo Alleges Trump Compromised by Pee Tape

Chicago-Times Pulls Richard Roeper for the Absolute Dumbest Reason

Alec Baldwin Is an Unacceptable Human Being

Wanna Feel Old, Gen Xers? The Daughter of Supermodel Cindy Crawford Is Now a Model Herself

Garrison Keillor Is a Bad, Bad Man

Donald Trump, Threatened by President Kelly, Is Already Considering Another Replacement

Scarlett Johansson Calls Out James Franco for His Inappropriate Behavior

Amazon Cancels Three Series, Netflix Axes One

Aziz Ansari Responds to Allegations of Sexual Misconduct

Gillian Anderson Is Done with 'The X-Files,' 'American Gods,' But Duchovony? We'll See

The Gender Pay Gap on the 'All the Money in the World' Reshoots Was a Shameful, Whopping 99 Percent

Dumb Motherfucker Demanding that Players Stand for National Anthem Doesn't Know the Words to the Goddamn National Anthem

The Year's First Great Twitter Exchange Involves Chelsea Clinton, Chrissy Teigen, and ... Hooters

Our Psychotic President Has Confused Dick Measuring for Foreign Diplomacy Again

Donald Trump Thinks an Awful Lot of Himself, Doesn't He?

Report: Instead of Pardoning Michael Flynn, Donald Trump Plans to Use Him as a Scapegoat

What's Next for Trump after the GOP Tax Plan? The 'Black People Plan'

Ted Cruz Twitter-Shamed by Mark Hamill, Plus the Year's Best Tweet

Paul Ryan Stepping Down? Mike Cernovich Going to Jail? And How Black Women Saved America

Holy Shit: The Democrat Doug Jones Has Won the Goddamn Alabama Senate Race

Donald Trump is Furious With His U.N. Ambassador Nikki Haley For Validating the Women Who Accused Him of Harassment

The Tremendous Outpouring of Support for Bullied Student Keaton Jones Has Been Nothing Short of Incredible

Dustin Hoffman Gets Into a Spat with John Oliver Over Harassment, Plus What's Up with Scott Baio?

Billy Bush Has Entered His Redemption Arc and Scarjo Is Dating Colin Jost, So We've Reached Peak 2017

Two More Allegations Against Lauer, Geraldo is On the Hot Seat, and Trump Brags About 'First Rate P*ssy'

Jennifer Lawrence Was As Sick and Goddamn Tired of Her Ex Darren Aronofsky Talking About 'mother!' As The Rest Of Us

Armie Hammer Ditches Twitter After a Dustup with Buzzfeed

That Awkward Moment When the President Calls Out His Daughter For Not Supporting a Pedophile

We Haven't Talked Enough About How Awesome Terry Crews Is

For Jeffrey Tambor, Sexual Harassment Allegations Do Not Fall Far from the Asshole Tree

Two More Roy Moore Accusers Come Forward, But He’s Sticking To His Story

'People' Names the Sexiest Man Alive and It's Neither One of These Guys So What's the Point?

Jenny Slate and Chris Evans May Be Back Together (They Are Definitely Back Together)

This Business with George Takei Is Incredibly Unfortunate

Jeffrey Tambor Denies Sexual Harassment Allegations; Charlie Sheen Denies Molesting Corey Haim

Election Night: Democrats Win, and In a Rout

Harvey Weinstein Hired Ex-Mossad Agents To Silence His Accusers

A Four Year Old Was Shot Four Times Today Because Paul Ryan is a Gutless Coward

Fox News Pulled Some Seriously Shady Sh*t On Jake Tapper Today

Superman Henry Cavill Criticizes DCU, Credits Wonder Woman for Saving It

There's Something Fishy Going on with Netflix's 'Cancellation' of Kevin Spacey's 'House of Cards'

Twitter Reacts to Trump's Desperation Tweets, and Gwyneth Wins Halloween?

Cate Blanchett: Women 'Like Looking Sexy, But It Doesn’t Mean We Want to F**k You'

Eric Bolling Asks Bill O'Reilly Not to Invoke His Son's Death To Defend Himself Against Sexual Harassment Claims

Ewan McGregor Reportedly Stepped Out On His Wife with Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Plus Harvey Weinstein is ... Cured?

Jake Tapper Double Taps Bill O'Reilly with the Twitter Burn of the Week

Twitter Flipped Its Sh*t After the Fox News W.H. Correspondent Called Hillary a 'Shadow President'

Hero Martha Plimpton Calls Out Mayim Bialik for That Trash, Victim-Blaming NYTimes Op-Ed

How Is This Man in Charge of the Largest Economy in the World? (Not Ruffalo, Obviously)

Frankie Muniz Has Almost No Memory of Starring in 'Malcolm in the Middle'

Donna Karan Bizarrely Defends Harvey Weinstein; Hollywood Men Remain Silent

POS Harvey Weinstein Officially Fired, and Bob Corker Pops Off on Donald Trump

Here's That Dumb Mother F**ker Donald Trump, in a Nutshell

Kim Cattrall Says Her Relationship with Sarah Jessica Parker is 'Toxic'

Kushner's a Hypocrite, O'Reilly Is Trash, Trump Is Evil, and Robertson Is a Goblin

People Are Dying in Puerto Rico and Trump Seriously Just Dedicated a (F#@king) Golf Trophy to Them

Here It Is, Folks: The Single Dumbest Question of 2017

A Second Kardashian Is Pregnant This Week, Plus a Real-Life 'Game of Thrones' Engagement

Thank You Mulder and Scully

Sexual Assault Allegations Surface Against Ain't It Cool News Founder Harry Knowles

'SNL' Is Almost Back, and You Could Not Ask for Three Better Hosts

Colin Jost Says His +1 Was Too Busy To Go to The Emmys with Him. Uh Huh, Sure Colin

The FBI Wiretapped Paul Manafort's Conversations with Trump; Indictment Expected Soon

Well, Why the Hell Do the Comments on Twitter from Jemele Hill About POTUS Not Represent ESPN, Huh?

Jim Carrey Goes on a Looney Tunes Rant on the Red Carpet

Why Do We Take Reese Witherspoon For Granted?

Seth Meyers Takes Hillary to Task for Blaming Bernie Sanders for Her Loss

Donald Trump Just Has No Idea What the Hell He's Doing Now

Hillary Rakes Bernie in Her Upcoming Book on the 2016 Campaign

Bob Mueller Is a Very Smart Man, Part 326: The Pardon Workaround

Defense Secretary Mattis, Apparently Defying Trump, Has Frozen The Ban Against Transgender Troops

You See! Social Media Shaming DOES Work!

In Fresh War of Words with Trump, Mexico Once Again Proves It's the Much Bigger Person

Another Potential Land Mine Surfaces in Probe of Russian Collusion with Trump Campaign

Billy Joel Wears Star of David at Madison Square Garden Sold Out Concert

Joss Whedon’s Ex-Wife Kai Cole Opens Up About Joss’s String of Affairs Dating Back to ‘Buffy’

Seth Meyers Identifies for Removal the Most Racist Monument in NYC

Good Lord, Cate Blanchett. GOOD LORD

These Two Are Making a Movie Together, So There's Still Some Good In the World

A Sober Seth Meyers Gives the Perfect Retort to Donald Trump's Inadequate Charlottesville Response

The White House May Be Days Away from a Complete Implosion

Now We Know Why All Those Guys in the National Security Council Were Fired

Butthurt Anthony Scaramucci Lashes Out at New Yorker Reporter on Twitter

Disney Is Getting in on that Sweet Streaming Cash and Yanking its Flix from Netflix

Conservative Twitter Throws Hissy Fit After Google Fires The Sexist Dumbass Behind That Anti-Diversity Manifesto

Critics Got to See Marvel's 'Inhumans' Pilot, And It Did Not Go Well

Even Fox News Thinks Stephen Miller Shouldn't Be Allowed to be On TV Anymore

Donald Trump Wants to Investigate Colleges for Discriminating Against Whites, Because Of Course He Does

White House Officials, Including Scaramucci, Made Revealing Statements to an Email Prankster

Sean Hannity Rails Against Arrogant Elitists, Spends $42,000 on a Lobster Dinner

CBO Scores the 'Skinny Repeal'; In Turn, Unhappy Republicans Vote to Defund the CBO

Senate Defeats Trumpcare, No Thanks to 'Hero' John McCain

Goddamit, John McCain

Jeff Sessions Lied His Little Elfin Ass Off Under Oath

Jenny Slate Went on the Worst Date Ever with, Like, a LITERAL Knight

Pink Is a Horrible Mother, Says Mommy-Shaming Snowflake Brigade

Mindy Kaling Is Pregnant and The Father Is Mr. None Of Your Damn Business

We Love It When Celebrities We Didn't Know Were Dating Suddenly Get Married

Fox News Anchor: 'The Deception Is Mind-Boggling, Why Are We Getting Told All These Lies?'

Donald Trump Now Has An Imaginary Friend, According to the Associated Press

Fox News Is Not Having a Great Night

You Know Things Are Bad for Trump When This Is the Lead on The Drudge Report

Those Who Still Don’t Loathe Lena Dunham Have Been Given a Reason to Loathe Lena Dunham

Patton Oswalt Is Getting Remarried, and Those Two from NBC's 'Grimm' Are Married, Too

Maybe This Is Why Andrew Garfield and Emma Stone Broke Up (It's Not; It's Really Not)

Watch a Dude Absolutely Slay a Whitney Song Because It's Exactly What You Need Right Now

Pajiba 10 For Your Consideration: Seth Meyers

Sean Hannity and Anne Coulter Are Fighting On the Internet, Bless Their Hearts

Donald Trump Gets Creepy with a Female Journalist

The Senate Health Care Bill May Collapse As Soon as Tomorrow #IWantToBelieve

One Nevada Senator Stands in the Way of 25,000 Deaths

Details of the Senate's Obamacare Repeal Are Out, And It Is Poor-Hating Trash

Johnny Depp Offered to Sell What's Left of His Soul to Settle Debts

Goddamnit, Jon Ossoff: We Didn't Need Any Last Minute F*ck Ups

Associated Press Reports that the Leader of the Free World is Literally Yelling at TV Sets

It Looks Like Alex Jones and Megyn Kelly Are Set To Destroy Each Other's Careers

Tom Cruise's 'Controlling Behavior' Being Blamed for the Failure of 'The Mummy'

Reese Witherspoon Is All About the Blind Items These Days and We Love It

A Ranting Alex Jones Is Asking that His Megyn Kelly Interview Not Air on Father's Day

The Ambassador of the State of Qatar to the United States Just Called Out Trump on Twitter

Kamala Harris Cut Off and Tone Policed by GOP Senate Intelligence Committee Chair

What's the Deal with Jerry Seinfeld? Asshole or a Hero to Non-Huggers Of the World?

Donald Trump Feels 'Deep Resentment' Toward One-Time Ally Jeff Sessions 😊

TJ Miller Reveals Why He Left 'Silicon Valley'

You Guys, It's Been a Really Hard Day for Ivanka Trump, But Thank God, She's Going to Be OK!

Hang It Up, Folks: Hillary Clinton Has Won the #Covfefe Wars

Donald Trump Is 'Emotionally Withdrawing and Gaining Weight'

Who Is THE Nicest Celebrity on the Planet with Whom to Work?

Jared Kushner, Who Is Now a Focus in Russia Investigation, Is 'Basically a Sh*thead'

Update: Fox News Reporter Saw GOP Congressional Candidate Violently Grab Reporter by the Neck and Throw Him Down

The Obamas Are "Just Breathing, Y'all" and My God, Do They Look Good Doing It

No, Dipsh*t, A Terrorist Attack Is Not The Time to Test Your Material on Twitter

Trump's Drawing and Quartering Continues as The 'Post' Pulls One Leg and the 'Times' Pulls the Other

So, About Those Early Reactions to 'Wonder Woman' ...

Netflix Is Hacking Your Movies, You Bingewatching Plebes

John McCain Now Comparing Trump Scandals to Watergate, Plus Blake Lively: Lady Cage Fighter?

Fox News Under Fire For Calling an 8 Year Old on the Autism Spectrum a 'Stalker,' 'Snowflake'

Guy Ritchie Wants to Know 'Where the F*ck Were You' When 'Man From U.N.C.L.E.' Was Released?

Sarah Huckabee Sanders Is the Worst

Take Notes, Folks, Because This Is How You #Resist

If Trump Really Wants to Piss Off/Motivate Liberals, This Would Do It

If You Didn't Love The New Guy Playing Spider-Man Before, We Promise You Will Now

Chris Rock Admits He Was a 'Piece of Sh*t' For Cheating on His Wife

Furious Alien Life Form and His Earthling Wife Were Turned Away from Rihanna's Met Gala After-Party

Bill Shine Is Out at Fox News, and Sean Hannity May Be Next

Scott Baio’s Wife Defends the Size of Baio’s Penis After Bizarre Fight Over Erin Moran's Death Escalates Because 2017

Less Wife Beaters, More The Rock at Disney Please

Hero Jake Tapper Takes a Wicked Shot at Jesse Watters, Fox News

Professional White Person Wes Anderson Dips His Toes into the Whitewashing Controversy

Sean Hannity Is 'Weird and Creepy' But Did Not Sexually Harass, Says Accuser

Bill O'Reilly Threatened to End the Career of the Woman Who Ended His Because Karma, Motherf**kers

Tori Spelling Should Maybe Consider a Less Expensive Fetish

So ... It Looks Like Bill O'Reilly Is Probably Done at Fox News

Reality Catches Up to Alex Jones, Who Is Caught Between a Rock and a Custody Suit

The First Time Matthew Rhys Asked Keri Russell Out, He Was Drunk

GOP Congressman Snaps During Town Hall with Angry Constituents

Can Handsome Jude Law Offset Skeevy, Abusive Johnny Depp?

Alanis Morrisette Tells Her Former Manager to Shove That Apology Up His Ass

Brian Williams Is In the News Again. No, It's Not for a Good Reason

Stand Back Everyone: Trump's Got This

Michael Sheen Has Named His Penis After an Actress with 13 Emmy Nominations

Anne Coulter Has a 'Celebrity Boyfriend,' And Oh, Boy: Really? Him?

Fox News Doesn't Care About Women

James Van Der Beek Would Really Rather You Not Ask About 'Dawson's Creek' Anymore, Please

Step Aside Stone & Garfield: Chris Evans and Jenny Slate Are America's Favorite Ex-Sweethearts

How Much Lower Can Donald Trump's Approval Ratings Fall?

Fox News Has Completely Snapped the Leash of Human Decency

DiCaprio Keeps Getting Older, But His Girlfriends Stay the Same Age

Hollywood Can't Stand Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard (Hollywood is Wrong)

Donald Trump Must Be Tired of Winning

Goddammit, Now Why Do They Have To Go and Ruin a Perfectly Good TV Show

Netflix to ‘Iron Fist’ Creator: ‘Oh God! Shut Up, You’re Not Helping!’

The Most Brazen Lie Sean Spicer Told at Today's Press Conference

Paul Ryan's Embarrassing Drinking Display Has Brought Further Shame Upon America

The Cop Who Killed Michael Brown Admits His Story Wasn't True

Breitbart is Trying to F*ck Over Paul Ryan (And It's Probably Gonna Work)

The CBO Scores Trump's Health Plan and Spoiler: It's a F**king Disaster

John Goodman Makes Sweet, Sweet Love to the Hollywood Walk of Fame

Brie Larson Confirms Her Chilly Oscar Reception to Casey Affleck Was Intentional

Sean Spicer Did It! He Found the Single Worst Reason to Support the GOP Healthcare Bill!

Director Kenneth Lonergan Badly Defends Casey Affleck, Yells at Clouds, College Students

Danny Masterson Reportedly Being Investigated for Raping Three Fellow Scientologists

Does This Photo Somehow Make Emma Watson Less of a Feminist?

Celebrity Couple No One Remembers Was Together No Longer Together

Sean Spicer Calls Out the AP for False Reporting, but the AP Kept the Goddamn Receipts

There's Nothing a Little Guy Love Can't Fix

Kellyanne Conway Sends ❤ ❤ to Racist Trash on Twitter, Badly Lies About It

Dear God, What Has This Woman Done? WHAT HAS SHE DONE?

The Japanese PM's Reaction to Trump's Handshake Is Goddamn Priceless

Fox News: Women Should Be Soft, Shut the F*ck Up

That Guy From 'This Is Us' Is Also That Guy from 'Stranger Things,' Plus a Fat Suit

Ted Cruz, Cyborg Senator, Tries for Sympathy Lands on Idiocy

Jane the Virgin - OMG! Spoilers Spoilers SO Many Spoilers

President Obama Is All Out of F**cks

On Donald and Melania, Sophie Turner Delivers a Scalding Twitter Burn

Even Serial Harasser Bill O'Reilly Is Not Optimistic About Donald Trump's Presidency

Queen Bey Will Save Us All

The Dickish Rob Lowe Tweet is the Gift that Keeps Giving

Milk Chocolate is Pointless and Samantha Bee Agrees

Stephen Bannon Just Told the Media to 'Keep Its Mouth Shut,' Which Sounds Not Very Democratic

The Late Carrie Fisher Remarkably Continues to Lead the Resistance