Kylie Jenner Can't Resist Her Kardashian Programming

If Kris Jenner taught her daughters anything, it’s to never stop reaching for that bag, even if it puts you in situations where you’re procreating with an unstable time bomb, or collaborating with the world’s worst android boy. In the case of the latter, say hello to Kylie Jenner, who just dropped a new collab with Mark Zuckerberg: AI sunglasses. Yup. - (Page Six)

Speaking of other world worsts… Elon Musk loses trillionaire status as SpaceX and Tesla stock drop. - (The Guardian)

Speaking of the world: The entire world hates Trump and America. We’re dead last! WooHoo? - (Wonkette)

And now the opposite: Two people who respect, like, and love each other, and whose intelligence and humor are pretty hot. Michelle and Barack Obama. - (PEOPLE)

Some people ask themselves, “What would Jesus do?” Not Madonna. She asks herself, “What would David Bowie do?” - (Celebitchy)

Some people ask themselves, “Did I get this gig because I’m the girlfriend of the FBI Director?” Not the girlfriend of the FBI Director! She got her gig at the American State Fair event all on her “own accord” and don’t you dare even try to say otherwise! - (THR)

Julia Ormond’s lawyers are reportedly calling for a bench warrant to arrest CAA co-founder Michael Ovitz after he walked out of a deposition. - (EW)

France is trying their own SNL again. - (LateNighter)

The story of The Bear in 3 songs - (AVC)

Danny Pintauro (of Who’s The Boss?) working as an Amazon driver— as one of five jobs —isn’t the story (to me). It’s that he has a degree from Stanford, which is apparently useless in getting a decent-paying job! God, what the f#ck happened here? - (Variety)

Olivia Wilde ‘Resents’ Staying Silent Amid Rumors of On-Set Screaming Matches With Florence Pugh - (The Wrap)

I can’t remember what I had for dinner last night, so forgive me, but have we discussed that Lin-Manuel Miranda is bringing The Warriors to Broadway? As a musical. - (Deadline)

Nobody warned us that midlife would feel like this. - (Scary Mommy)

And I would be remiss if I didn’t also mention that Jill Smokler, the founder of Scary Mommy, passed away on Monday. She was 48, which is much too young. May her memory be a blessing. - (SM)

Pooja loves a bodice ripper and Rosemary Rogers’ 1974 classic, Sweet Savage Love, is bonkers. “The author is not shy about letting both the hero and heroine be selfish, grasping, and arrogant, which is a welcome change from the heroine having to save the rakish hero from himself, a plot you get way more often.” Do you have a favorite book with main characters who behave badly? (Cannonball Read 18)

Reggie is so neat and delicate! Whatagoodboy!

This is Reggie. He wanted to show you how he eats watermelon. 14/10 thank you Reggie (IG: reggiethebully5)

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