By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | November 26, 2024 |
Hi, no, you didn’t sleep through the week and wake up on Saturday morning (not this time anyway); it’s still Tuesday. Mike and I swapped a couple of days around. Probably four of you noticed. Moving along…
Billy Corgan is thoroughly convinced that Bill Burr is his secret half-brother, and Corgan’s mom seems to think so, too! - (Stereogum)
Alright (alright, alright) so, when I make tuna salad I put so much stuff in it, a friend once called it “Confetti Tuna” and now that’s its name. Mine has chunk white and chunk light canned tuna, Duke’s mayo, red onion, dill pickle relish (or diced dill pickles), sweet pickle relish, hard-boiled egg, a bit of celery, diced carrots, cauliflower, and season it to taste. It’s not that different than McConaughey’s. No wasabi, apples, or frozen peas, but same basic idea-ish. Do you all do just, like, tuna and mayo and slap it on some bread or is there a full-on recipe for your tuna sandwich? - (Lainey Gossip)
The Menendez brothers won’t be making it home for Christmas. - (CNN)
Lyle Menendez’s soon-to-be ex-wife probably won’t be too broken up about that. - (PEOPLE)
Can a Comma Solve a Crime? How forensic linguists use grammar, syntax and vocabulary to help crack cold cases. [Lainey note: I would have added an Oxford comma if I wrote that sentence, btw.] - (The Dial)
Sing it, Kristin Chenoweth! Getting up before 11 am is not for us, and speaking before noon is just not done! - (Celebitchy)
Despite my Traylor/Tavis love (I still don’t like these nickname mashups), I didn’t think I’d be interested in watching Lifetime’s cheesy version of their romance, but after reading this? I DO want to! It sounds SO fantastically cheesetastic! Come on! What else am I doing? - (VF)
If anyone cares, my close second-favorite Kelce is Kylie, Jason’s wife, and she’s the one who might finally get me to listen to/watch a podcast with, like, regularity. - (US Weekly)
MAGA Women Are Realizing Their Movement Is Sexist… and I just…
In shocking news, Alec Baldwin has no idea what ‘cancel culture’ actually means. - (Latenighter)
From Nate: All major Irish retailers have stopped selling the rapist Conor McGregor’s hooch. Follow up by Jen: That’s how you cancel someone - (Irish Times)
Are you looking for a heartwarming short read or entertainment for the whole family? Marcella loves Peter Brown’s Wild Robot series (now a movie!). “The book is written for younger people, but it could be a good, if short, read for anyone. It’s simple and comforting in that manner.” (Cannonball Read 16)
I missed Saturday so maybe you didn’t all see this tiny Daisy baby and her tiny quinceañera cake! LOOK AT HER!
But in case you did already see Daisy and you wanted to see another dog, because you’re spoiled rotten, ok! Here! GOD! Here’s Enzo. Enzo is so many of us.