The 'Murderbot' Season 2 Cast Is Getting Stacked

Murderbot Season 2 is getting a major shot in the arm in the casting department. Apparently, everyone wants in on Alexander Skarsgard’s soap opera-loving eunuch boy. - (Deadline)

Every time you think, “Ugh, Gwynnie is the worst!” She’s like, “Hold my adaptogenic white wine spritzer.” - (Celebitchy)

Dear god, the MAGAS are just Torn up over this whole Natalie imbroglio - (Wonkette)

It’s August of 2026, and it doesn’t feel weird to write that Matthew McConaughey met with the Pope and discussed faith, AI, and a possible run for office. That should feel weird, though, shouldn’t it? I hate this timeline so much. - (Country Updates)

It’s August of 2026, and I didn’t really expect to be writing about Dane Cook again, but here we are. Stupid timeline. Dane Cook’s brother stole $12 million from him, served six years in prison, and then vanished. - (EW)

It’s August of…blahblahblah, and what is even happening? Harry, Meghan, and the kids are moving back to the UK. Why? Your guess is as good as mine. - (PEOPLE)

‘My Friends Are Always Trying to Diagnose Me With Something!’ - (The Cut)

Vogue’s celebrity dog digital covers “Dogue” are my new favorite thing! - (Lainey Gossip)

On the Smartless Podcast, Sandra Bullock talked about losing her partner Bryan Randall to ALS - (Variety)

Mayor Mamdani’s message to high school students in Bengali, Mandarin, and Spanish, offering Broadway musical tickets, was very impressive. It was so impressive that those on the right immediately thought it was fake or AI. To show that it was real, the mayor has released his own blooper reel. - (YouTube)

We’ve Reached the ‘ICE Is Imprisoning MLB Coaches’ Phase of Governance Now - (Jezebel)

If you like manga, GentleRain highly recommends Naoki Urasawa’s Master Keaton series. “He has such a gift for portraying human emotion and Keaton is a great character to do it with.” Is there a manga series you recommend? (Cannonball Read 18)

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