'Sons of Anarchy' Is Getting a Bonkers Spinoff

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Sons of Anarchy is getting a wild new spinoff called Legends that’s somehow set in the real world and centers around the cast experiencing “a dangerous life-imitating-art situation.” Don’t worry, Kurt Sutter isn’t involved. - (THR)

‘RFK Jr’s New Healthy Cooking Show Will Have You Diving Into Bags Of Doritos Out Of Spite.’ If you could even watch it. I wouldn’t be able to watch more than a few minutes of it. My blood pressure is already too unstable. - (Wonkette)

Anthony Michael Hall has been in a lot of movies and TV shows, but I can not remember him on Saturday Night Live at all! - (PEOPLE)

Awww, a mini My So-Called Life reunion! - (Parade)

The Late Show With Stephen Colbert writers are working on the Emmys with host Mariska Hargitay. - (Celebitchy)

I try to be open about fashion. I try to accept that maybe I just don’t understand or appreciate the intricacies of design and fabric. I try! That said, these are the fugliest effing dresses I’ve seen this year. - (GFY)

Timothée Chalamet: Duneman and movie concerts - (Lainey Gossip)

Peacock just jacked up their prices again. The other streamers will probably do the same. - (Vulture)

Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s ‘Great American Road Trip’ reality series is a flop with fewer than 3,000 views per episode. - (The Independent)

Yellowjackets will (finally) return in November. - (AVC)

Neutrogena has responded to the backlash of dumping Hayden Panettiere as a brand ambassador when she was struggling with postpartum depression. - (THR)

Congratulations to Ann Patchett on receiving the 2026 Library of Congress Prize for American Fiction. “She has a talent for creating fiction that readers continually devour because she thinks deeply and writes evocatively about human connection,” says Acting Librarian of Congress Robert R. Newlen. Have you read any of Patchett’s books? (Cannonball Read 18)

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