If Anyone Here Is Particularly Fond of Nick Cannon, Some News…

There’s an old saying: “Better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to speak and remove all doubt.” Nick Cannon has chosen the latter. He chose it real hard. Also, props to Variety for at least trying to explain the term “Dixiecrats.” It’s the thought that counts. - (Variety)

Rob Schneider, another who always chooses the latter, is urging the US to reinstate the draft. Ahh, yes, the “actor/comedian” who never served in the military and whose children and grandchildren wouldn’t be eligible to be drafted, is all for it. - (THR)

And then there’s TLC’s Chilli. I want to believe her! I really do, but YIKES. - (EW)

CPAC is basically dead, y’all. - (VF)

Approximately eight million people showed up yesterday across the United States (and in many other countries - YAY! Thank you!) to protest the lying, seeping sack of garbage in our White House. Among the eight million were several famous folks you probably would recognize. - (Deadline)

If you were getting through all of the… everything… with an hour of Seth Meyers to look forward to each night, you’re going to have to find something else for the next three weeks. - (LateNighter)

This generation has it easy; their emojis are just handed to them! - (McSweeney’s)

Anya Taylor-Joy’s hat is the size of a small planet. - (GFY)

Could this really be the long-lost skeleton of the Fourth Musketeer, D’Artagnan? - (Art News)

After bouncing off their debut novel, Classic decided to give C. G. Drews another chance and found their gothic horror, You Did Nothing Wrong, gripping. “I love a great haunted house mystery, but enjoyed how Drews flipped this slightly and throws enough mystery elements in there to keep things moving.” Have you read any gothic horror recently? (Cannonball Read 18)

The dogs were really good, you guys! Everyone was!

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