Patti LuPone Has Done the Unthinkable

Gigi and Bella Hadid have connected with a previously unknown half-sister on their father’s side. - (Lainey Gossip)

They’re gonna’ milk that Stranger Things finale for as long as they can. It’s a 3-parter now. - (EW)

Sources swear Nicola Peltz & Victoria Beckham beefed over Nicola’s wedding gown. - (Celebitchy)

A lot has happened in Arlen since we last saw the Hills. A new opening credit sequence and a little behind-the-scenes update of where everyone’s been for the past 15 years to whet your appetite for the August King of the Hill revival. - (Vulture)

In a career-first, Patti LuPone has apologized. It’s very big and mature of her, but terrible for her brand! What’s next?! Is she going to start being nice to people, too? - (PEOPLE)

I think Thom Browne designed the wardrobe for the next Wes Anderson movie. That’s not a criticism. - (GFY)

The “r”-word is back, so, hey, that’s great. These effin’ people. - (CNN)

The CBS After Midnight vacancy will be filled by Comics Unleashed, which is hosted by (and corporately owned by) multi-billionaire Byron Allen, whom many Gen-Xers may distantly remember from the late ’70s/early ’80s. (Does the show Real People (and That’s Incredible!) still pop around in your heads for no apparent reason, or is it just me?) - (LateNighter)

It’s a new month, and I bring new peri/menopause wisdom from Dr. Mary Claire Haver. “Mama’s Little Helper Was a Barbiturate” - (Substack)

Before she helmed the girlboss space flight, Lauren Sanchez got Vogue to give her the (somewhat) glowing profile treatment to cement her as one half of a power couple with Jeff Bezos. Nobody bought it. So Kayleigh wrote about it for her newsletter. - (Gossip Reading Club)

Kathy Bates, Cristin Milioti, Helen Mirren, Niecy Nash-Betts, Parker Posey, and Keri Russell bond over an hour spent swapping war stories on beauty standards and bad advice. - (THR)

Slayers, Every One of Us by the now-divorced couple, Kristin Russo and Jenny Owen Youngs, made narfna cry a few times, but she isn’t sure how it will impact people who haven’t listened to their Buffering podcast. “I mostly cried at the way they talked about Buffy and what stories can mean in everyday life, but there were certain real-life moments for Kristin and Jenny that made get choked up, too…The whole point of the book is that their podcast journey through the TV show eerily mirrored Buffy’s journey, so they talk about it all.“ Which podcast would you read a book about?  (Cannonball Read 17)

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