Johnny Knoxville's Stupidly Dangerous Pranks Finally Catch Up to Him

The thing about Johnny Knoxville, apparently, is that even when the cameras are not rolling, he likes to play pranks. And not the goofy George Clooney type. He pulls Jackass-like pranks on people who aren’t in Jackass movies. To wit: Knoxville badly injured a segment producer on The Prank Show when he tased him while they were both running at full speed. The producer, Daniel Curry, tensed up, fell over, broke his fibula, and tore a ligament. The injury left him on crutches, in a leg brace, and forced into six months of physical therapy. Just for being in Knoxville’s orbit! Apparently, Eric André — also on the show — walked off the set several times because of Knoxville’s antics, and when you’re too much for Eric André!

Anyway, Knoxville, the show, and Jimmy Kimmel’s production company are being sued for $3 million. The lesson, of course, is if you’re going to intentionally injure someone for laughs, make sure it’s Steve-O and not a guy just trying to do his job. (Deadline)

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LORO! O. M. G.