The executive producer of Jeopardy discussed the difference in ratings between hosts Mayim Bialik and Ken Jennings, and the long and short of it is this: Some people prefer one to the other, but those preferences are evenly split. They get the exact same ratings (sorry to those expecting drama). (Vulture)

This Dumbsantis and Disney feud FEEDS MY SOUL! - (Celebitchy)

Human-shaped garbage heap Rudy Giuliani is even more heinous and vile than we imagined. - (TMS)

People on the internet are mad. SHOCKING, I KNOW! This time about an ice cream flavor, and it’s not even one of those weird mustardranchpizza ice creams! - (Delish)

Lizzo Got Candid About Losing Weight Without “Trying to Escape Fatness” - (Allure)

Such a horror that a “children’s” book like this should even need to be written. Even more horrifying that it won’t change a damn thing. - (BoingBoing)

Oh for the love of… Do you all remember that disastrophe that was Fyre Fest, with the rich kids and the cheese sandwiches, and grifter Billy McFarland? Well he’s back! And he wants to do Fyre Fest 2.0, and also A MUSICAL! - (Dlisted)

Okay, but what if you have multiple DOOM piles? Asking for a friend… um, you don’t know them… they live in Canada. - (Real Simple)

Fellow Akronite LeBron James has a new autobiographical movie coming out on Peacock. - (PS)

Machine Gun Kelly’s birthday cakes are delightful! And RiRi’s pregnancy pictures are DAMN delightful! - (Lainey Gossip)

When you’re an evil billionaire, how else you gonna’ impress your girlfriend? - (VF)

Entire GameStop Store Quits On Zelda: Tears Of The Kingdom Release Day. - (Kotaku)

Last week we learned that perimenopause and menopause can totally eff with your sleep (not cool). Now we learn it can make you stink! (SO not cool!) - (Scary Mommy)

I never really thought about whether Seinfeld’s Elaine (not Julia Louis-Dreyfus but Elaine Benes) was supposed to be considered hot or not. This guy thought about it. A lot. Like, a lot a lot! - (Vox)

Not even a question hot? Viola Davis at Cannes! - (GFY)

This article asks why Hollywood ignores audiences over 50. I’m 53 but I don’t feel ignored or don’t “see myself” in shows. I think there are a lot of tv and streaming shows that are populated with actors and actresses around my age, but maybe I’m watching very selective media? - (Esquire)

You get two this week because I had to include both!