Apparently, Keira Knightley Has Never Been on the Internet

Big news! The Inbetweeners are coming back! - (Variety)

Keira Knightley didn’t know about the JK Rowling controversy because, I can only assume, Keira Knightley has never been on the Internet. But she is “very sorry.” But not sorry enough not to do the Harry Potter audiobook. (Decider)

The influential, top hat-wearing DJ, Dr. Demento wrapped his long-running radio show yesterday with a countdown of his top 40 most requested songs. I haven’t looked at the list, but I have no doubt that there’s some Frank Zappa on there and ‘Fish Heads,’ which is the song that my brain plays on repeat if anyone says the word “demented,” because I then associate that with “demento” and then “Dr. Demento” and, well, obviously, you can see that I was raised wrong. - (AVC)

Katy Perry and Justin Trudeau are maybe more than friends? Huh. Better watch out for orcas, though. - (PEOPLE)

Aubrey Plaza dresses up as a witch and tries to steal presents from little kids as they’re opening them on Christmas morning! It’s fine. They love it! Probably. - (EW)

“I’m a MAHA Mom, and Here’s Why I Won’t Stop My Monkeys from Jumping on the Bed—No Matter What the Doctor Says” - (McSweeney’s)

Pissbaby Republicans are freaking out over the upcoming NoKings Rallies - (Wonkette)

Reese Witherspoon wrote a novel with Harlan Coben! - (THR)

Good Morning America is teasing a “huge” Taylor Swift announcement tomorrow morning. I have two bets: Either a Vegas residency, or an Eras Tour documentary/behind-the-scenes movie for Disney+ - (Billboard)

I had this saved to link last week (maybe the week before? I don’t even know anymore… I have the memory of a goldfish now.) but I forgot, so I’m linking it now. It’s good advice, not just for women in their 50s. (SM)

Kayleigh wrote a tribute to Diane Keaton - (The Wrap)

Bjornsnipe thought Prince & Knight by Daniel Haack and Stevie Lewis, one of the most challenged books for LGBTQIA content in 2020, was adorable on all fronts. “Buy for the message. Buy it for the art. Buy it for your kids. Buy it for yourself if you’re a kid at heart.” Do you ever buy children’s picture books for yourself? (Cannonball Read 17)

I usually end with a cute puppy, but tonight I have to close with the dazzling Stephanie. May her memory be a blessing.