Maybe Don't Tell Jennifer Lopez To 'Dress Her Age'

Jennifer Lopez caught wind of some people saying she needs to “dress her age.” Needless to say, she had some thoughts, and it did not go well for them. - (Page Six)

I, for one, would embrace more Leighton Meester in 2026, too! - (Elite Daily)

This may have technically been posted last year, but there is no reason we cannot enjoy a Sheryl Lee Ralph showcase today. - (GFY)

This is going to be the snarkiest season of Taskmaster ever! I can’t wait! - (AVC)

Evangeline Lilly says she has brain damage. She said it’s from a fall. I want to say more, but I made a New Year’s resolution to be less … me. - (The Wrap)

Noted trash person Mickey Rourke has fallen behind on his rent and is facing eviction. Celebrities, they’re just like us! Oh, wait, the rent is $7,000 a month? And people are contributing to a GoFundMe to cover his unpaid rent of nearly $60,000? Never mind. Not anything like us. - (THR)

Pour one out for ol’ Jimmy Beam.- (Wonkette)

I’m not going to lie to you, I didn’t get beyond the first minute of this video, so maybe there are things like “exercise” or “eat lots of green leafy vegetables,” but the first one, “eat ice cream,” is very much going on my To Do list for 2026. I will tell ALL of MY doctors that it was prescribed by a doctor, so they can shut up. - (CBS)

I didn’t realize they had been dating for two years —I’m really bad at my job!— and now they’re engaged: Dove Cameron, a former Disney star, and Damiano David, a former Eurovision winner. - (EW)

Cannonball Read 18 is off and running! From the next big fantasy novel to an economist’s thoughts on a new social contract, Cannonballers are already showing off the diversity of books and opinions they are known for. Whether you think you’ve got one review in you or you want to review 5 books a week, Cannonball Read would love to have you. Sign up today! (Cannonball Read 18)

If you missed any of the good dogs last year, DO NOT FRET! Here is your chance to revisit them. Lucky you!

The Dogs of 2025

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— WeRateDogs (@weratedogs.com) December 31, 2025 at 11:07 AM