Noel Gallagher Is Fed Up with 'Little F**king Idiot' Virtue Signallers

Noel Gallagher, one-half of the former Oasis, went off on the virtue signallers at UK’s Glastonbury festival (essentially, their equivalent of Coachella), complaining about “little f***ing idiots waving flags around and making political statements and bands taking the stage and saying, ‘Hey guys, isn’t war ­terrible, yeah? Let’s all boo war. F**k the Tories man,’ and all that. It’s like, look: play your f*cking tunes and get off.” (Uproxx)

Danny Trejo is 80 years old, and he’ll still jump out of a car, punch you in the face, and throw a chair at you. I don’t even know why you need to be told not to eff with Danny Trejo. Idiots. - (PEOPLE)

Kendrick Lamar dropped the music video for his song Not Like Us, which is the 5th song (in case you lost count) in his beef with Drake.- (Celebitchy)

Speaking of “beef,” Christina Applegate seemingly has some with the Love Island producers and contestants. They could learn a thing or two from her! - (THR)

A guide to the improbable rise and rise of the Hawk Tuah Girl - (VF)

These have been out for a week or two now; has anyone tried one? I don’t find them appealing, but I do find them interesting. - (TIB)

Big weekend for anniversaries - Julia Roberts and Danny Moder (22 years), Victoria and David Beckham (25 years), and our longtime beloved Eloquent Julie and her husband (15 years). Congratulations! - (LG)

And celebrating its 100th anniversary, the Caesar Salad! - (Jezebel)

Greece, you’re going the wrong way! We’re all trying to work 4 days a week, not 6! - (NPR)

Zuhair Murad’s show hit all the right “ooooh sparkly, gimmee!” buttons in me. - (GFY)

From TK: “There is no part of this utterly absurd story that I don’t absolutely adore” - (Billboard)

With a follow-up from Kayleigh: “If you want fun Flava Flav stuff, check out this short film based on the true story of Public Enemy having to bum a ride to one of their gigs off some random English guy in the area. There is Bohemian Rhapsody headbanging. It actually happened.” - (YouTube)

It’s a new month so I’m back on my peri and menopause bullshit. This month we learn men go through menopause too. WAIT, WHAT?! Come on. Seriously? Yep, seriously. - (SM)

This isn’t my usual dog link, but I saw this today and laughed so loud I pissed off the cat! Enjoy!

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