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Screen Legend Bruce Campbell Only Has Five Years To Live

By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | September 6, 2026

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This one hurts. Bruce Campbell, the delightful Hollywood king of ham, dropped a bombshell this week by revealing he only has five years to live. There’s only one thing to say to this news: F@%K cancer! - (NBC News)

You know what? F@%K Ulta! - (Allure)

We have Prince to thank for so many things, but I had no idea we had him to thank for ‘Manic Monday’! Everything about this is fabulous. - (PEOPLE)

Morgan Fairchild revealed that Kathleen Turner’s stand-in on Friends was related to one of the cast. - (Entertainment Weekly)

There’s a LOT going on at Venice, but Parker Posey looks absolutely stunning! - (GFY)

Professional wrestler Andy “The Butcher” Williams, who played guitar with the bands Every Time I Die and Atomic Rule, passed away Saturday night. He was 48. - (Variety)

An Amazon cargo plane overran the runway in Miami, striking 5 vehicles. - (CNN)

The 78th annual Primetime Emmy Awards kicked off Saturday with the first of back-to-back ceremonies this weekend. The Muppets did very well! Here’s the complete list of winners in case you care about anyone other than The Muppets. - (Deadline)

AI chatbots and the Dunning-Kruger effect make for a dangerous mix when it comes to climbing mountains or going off the grid. - (Jezebel)

If you’re sitting around with nothing to do this Labor Day weekend, here are some movies that extol the virtues of anti-work. Watch a few before heading back to the grind on Tuesday. - (AVC)

What parents get wrong about teaching kids about consent. - (SM)

From book clubs to friend recommendations, kfishgirl has been struggling to find a book that really works for her, and she gave Maisie Yates’ First Witches Club five stars. “If you’re looking for a cozy-ish read about women learning how to live for themselves and get revenge, this is it.” What’s the best book you’ve read recently? (Cannonball Read 18)

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