Old School. Biblically Independent.
By Lainey Bobainey | Pajiba Love | July 15, 2023
Like Sarah, Beetlejuice left a big impression on me also. For the past 15ish years, my various phone cases have been replicas of ‘The Handbook for the Recently Deceased,’ and I kind of use it as a barometer of people when they either wrinkle their nose when they see it or they exclaim, “I LOVE THAT MOVIE!”. That said, I’m curious about Beetlejuice 2 but also nervous. I think Jenna Ortega is a good casting decision, though. - (LG)
Sometimes knocking on a stranger’s door gets you thousands of new friends. - (WP)
The absolutely darling, yet badass, Ms. Marvel actress Iman Vellani is writing a new Ms. Marvel comic! How fun! - (EW)
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Took a while but Shein has finally been hit with RICO violations in a new lawsuit. - (NBC)
Joe Jonas learned the hard way that sometimes you can’t trust those sneaky farts. - (Uproxx)
More Barbie looks, but I think my favorite is this one. Issa Rae is adorable! - (GFY)
Ron Perlman ever-so-slightly walked back his comments toward movie executives. His point is basically still the same. It’s just a more measured “Eff you!” - (AVC)
Remember the good ol’ days of “is this dress black and blue or white and gold”? Turns out the husband involved in the whole dress hullabaloo is a real piece of crap domestic abuser and allegedly tried to kill his wife. - (People)
Oh boy. We have normalized ignorance, stupidity, and conspiracy to such an extent in this country that RFK, Jr., is polling at 20 percent (allegedly) among Democratic primary voters, despite believing that COVID-19 was a bioweapon that was targeted to attack Caucasians and Black people while sparing Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese. Come get your boy, Cheryl.
.@RobertKennedyJr said “COVID-19 is targeted to attack Caucasians and black people. The people who are most immune are Ashkenazi Jews and Chinese.”
— Nancy Levine Stearns 🆓 (@nancylevine) July 15, 2023
1. What is his source for this bullsh**?
2. Who is funding this psychotic asshole? pic.twitter.com/FO9Sz3XWai
Old, rich white man yells at cloud. News at 11. - (Celebitchy)
The Tampa Five: Students, Staffer Face Charges After Protests Against DeSantis Administration. Four students and a staffer are facing felony charges. Ron DeSantis is a blight on Florida. - (Teen Vogue)
Could New Weight-Loss Drugs like Ozempic Treat Addiction? - (Scientific American)
I don’t think I’ll ever tire of watching men try out the Period Pain Simulator, especially when they go up against a person with endometriosis who is totally unbothered by this machine’s pain. - (SM)
“At a workshop last month, 64 midwives practiced performing abortions on dragonfruit while organizing around midwifery as “an act of resistance.” - (Jezebel)
Nobody in HR is reading your cover letter anyway. No one has time for all that. - (McSweeney’s)
Vinnie is the happiest, splishiest-splashiest goodest boy!
