The Jake Paul vs. Mike Tyson Fight on Netflix Was Sad

Welp, that’s over! No one lost an ear, but Iron Mike did lose the fight. (And by all accounts, everyone who watched lost hours of their lives and they will never get that time back, and thanks to technical difficulties, a number of Netflix employees may be losing their jobs today.) - (PEOPLE)

damn this paul vs tyson fight is crazy

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— danny 🔜 FanExpo SF AA Table A512 (@danny8bit.bsky.social) November 15, 2024 at 10:46 PM

‘Rachel Zegler has to go’: Megyn Kelly is trying to cancel the new Snow White for exercising her free speech (Someone always has to be the dumbest person in their class at law school, I’m not naming any namesMegyn.) - (TMS)

From Dustin: The laughter in my belly! (That laughter is contagious, boss! Just like Ol’ Musky’s misinformation.) - (Fortune)

Friday Night Lights reboot in the works (what? why? wait - will sweaty Tim Riggins be in it? Never mind, what about Coach? You CAN’T have a FNL without Coach Taylor and Mrs. Coach! And Lance! And CRUCIFICTORIOUS! And… wait, no Julie though. Sorry. Maybe Baby Gracie? She’s like a teenager now, right?) - (Deadline)

From Seth: This feels like a @laineybobainey PL item (He’s so right!) - (TikTok)

And speaking of Seths, over on Late Night with Seth Meyers, ‘Amber Says What’ and ‘A Bit of a Delay with John Lutz’ were great this week (And as always, the ‘A Closer Look’ segments are better than anything else on late-night. Periodt.) - (Vulture)

Like Other Lainey, I am also in tears (tears of happiness) watching Celine perform at the Elie Saab show in Riyadh. - (Lainey Gossip)

Lauren Boebert Told Congress She Is Worried About Space Aliens Operating From Underwater “Bases” (I’m in tears again, this time it’s a combination of horror/wtf and laughter tears). - (Vanity Fair)

How lucky are we to be alive at the same time as Dick van Dyke? That man is a national treasure. (Still more tears, just lots of reasons now.) - (Celebitchy)

40 years ago A Nightmare on Elm Street was released and it was shockingly different than anything we’d seen before. (One two, Freddy’s coming for you… tell me that doesn’t still make the hairs stand up on the back of your neck just a little bit?) - (AVC)

SNL’s Please Don’t Destroy is doing a sponsorship crossover deal with Allstate. I won’t complain about it, because it involves Dean Winters and his Mayhem character; the only commercials I don’t fast-forward through! (True story: for the past 17ish years I’ve been adding Dean Winters to my Pajiba 10 lists. Sometimes he makes it to the finals. Sometimes not. But he’s always in the first draft.) - (LateNighter)

I leave you with Ethel. (But I kind of want to call her Gladys. Those of you of a certain age will get it.)