Sabrina Carpenter Kicks Off Coachella With Controversy (and Not Her Usual Kind)

Wow, it’s nice to start a Sunday PL with good news for once! Hungary’s Viktor Orbán lost to Péter Magyar! - (Deadline)

Britney Spears has voluntarily checked herself into rehab, and we wish her nothing but the best. - (TMZ)

Sabrina Carpenter went big as the Coachella headliner on Saturday night. So big, in fact, that people are wondering why Justin Bieber even bothered to show up. The whole show was going great, until Sabrina thought she heard “yodeling” in the audience. What happened next, not so great. - (Variety)

What Is ‘Nonnamaxxing’? (Self)

I think one of the few things I truly miss from Twitter is Dionne Warwick - (Lainey Gossip)

Malcolm in the Middle revival star Caleb Ellsworth-Clark didn’t need to worry so much! He’s fantastic as grown-up Dewey. - (Variety)

Roxana talked to For All Mankind’s Joel Kinnaman - (Vulture)

Like Jessica, I also wore a fairly inexpensive, shorter dress for my (very small) wedding, but I also LOVE Bridal Week and looking at wedding gowns! None of these knocked me out, but none of them made me yell, “OH HELL NO!” either. - (GFY)

In contrast to federal efforts, Mississippi is not hiding its history. - (Yahoo/Politico)

Tori Amos is back with a new album. It’s full of magic. Like her. - (The Times)

World’s least shocking survey names Dolly Parton America’s most popular person - (AVC)

In his new movie, Jonah Hill isn’t subtle in his Kanye shade. - (EW)

Aww, all the late-night fellas got the MAD Magazine treatment! - (LateNighter)

Ella Berman’s L. A. Women is almost a good read, but drmllz was let down. “Myth-making itself is a fascinating process…but here things just end not with a bang but a whimper.” Which book hasn’t met your expectations recently? (Cannonball Read 18)

Pshaw, the very thought of Spencer being forced to drink *still* water. How very dare you?!

This is Spencer. He only drinks frothed water. Can't believe anyone would expect him to drink still water, like some kind of peasant. 13/10 (IG: mr.spennysaus)

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