Travis Kelce Is a Sweet Guy But a Terrible Reader

I like some Taylor Swift music, but I don’t know much about Taylor Swift’s life (outside of what I learn from working at Pajiba). I like some Beyoncé music, but I don’t know much about Beyoncé’s life (outside of what I learn from working at Pajiba). I did NOT know that Tay and Bey are BUDS! I love this for them! - (Celebitchy)

It’s not like Travis Kelce can’t read, it’s just that he doesn’t read often, so reading scripts for SNL was a real challenge for him, and according to an SNL writer. “He’s a very sweet, sweet guy, terrible at reading. He just kept tripping over lines and like the table read was going so long.” In the end, Patrick Mahomes helped him with line readings, and Kelce turned in a strong SNL hosting performance. (Yahoo)

Fat Bear Week has a winner! And she “was able to focus on self-care and getting fat.” Living the dream, girl. I love this for her! - (ABCNewsGo)

The title of this article made me do my weird French guffaw laugh. - (Scary Mommy)

I’m honestly surprised it took this long for a “vomit fee” to be charged for bottomless mimosas. Also? Vomit Fee is the name of my new band. I’m claiming it. - (CBS)

Self-checkout isn’t the money-saving solution retailers were counting on. Good! I hate it. - (BI)

Netflix to open branded retail stores for some reason - (Engadget)

Pete Davidson is planning to make bank from selling old VHS tapes. - (Insider)

Angie Harmon and her itty-bitty baby squirrel friend are too cute. - (Lainey Gossip)

Q&A: SAG-AFTRA President Fran Drescher reacts to Hollywood studios breaking off negotiations - (AP)

Don’t forget, actors are still walking the picket lines! (I was going to post the slideshow from the beginning, but then I decided, nah, let’s start with the best of the best; give ‘em what they really want!) - (GFY)

Ashley Caswell had been jailed for substance use to “protect her unborn child.” When her water broke jail staff told her to “sleep it off,” her lawsuit says. Flames. Flames, on the side of my face, breathing-breathl- heaving breaths. Heaving breaths. - (Jezebel)

John Carpenter does not agree with The Thing cinematographer Dean Cundey’s comments on the film’s ending. “He has no clue.” - (Comicbook.com)

These Bonsai tree sculptures erupting through colorful porcelain vessels are very cool. - (MyModernMet)

If you’ve coveted the $500 3-foot Primrose Anthropologie mirror, and you’re willing to settle for a slightly less high-quality version of it, run, don’t walk, to Aldi! - (Parade)

This Chicago Marathon runner isn’t just a good sport (and she is - read to the end!) she’s a friend to animals, too! - (Axios)

Ooooh, spooky but kind of sweet?

Ok, but also we need fluffy, so here’s an extra!